/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2719

This is shopped, right?

twitter.com/wakeupfrog01/status/1244442394336145408?s=19
kek

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will you niggers stop shilling this nothingburger of a virus? nothing will happen and everything will go back to normal in 3 weeks. screencap this.

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I hope so but I can't tell anymore. Old Bill is overdosing on redpills.

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I'm sorry. I'm taken. I made a commitment. We can't be together.

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Viral Cunny

ebin bot threads

Who the fuck let the schizos in last thread?
Why do they keep popping up in waves to spam paragraphs of incoherent shit in /cvg/??

Is Chloraquine the end of the HAPPENING?

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I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!!

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1% CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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If this is for real, for what sake "this is for real" is for real ?

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First for Florida's fucking job market going to shitville

youtube.com/watch?v=_N66Hud_Tq4

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Hard to read these tweets

Mortality rate double what was predicted. Does this mean actual infected is 2x confirmed?

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

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Can this fucking happen already or just go back to normal? This in between bullshit is just boring af

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Check this glowie thread nigger. archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/250721608/#250728102

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 142,178 (2,484) Italy 97,689 (10,779) China 81,470 (3,304) Spain 80,110 (6,803) Germany 62,435 (541) France 40,174 (2,606) Iran 38,309 (2,640) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 14,829 (300) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,661 (158) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 8,788 (86) Canada 6,320 (65) Portugal 5,962 (119) Norway 4,284 (26) Brazil 4,256 (136) Israel 4,247 (15) Australia 4,163 (17) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,817 (16) Ireland 2,615 (46) Malaysia 2,470 (35) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 2,139 (7) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,924 (58) Japan 1,866 (54) Poland 1,862 (22) Romania 1,815 (43) Pakistan 1,597 (14) Russia 1,534 (8) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) Indonesia 1,285 (114) South Africa 1,280 (2) Finland 1,240 (11) Greece 1,156 (39) India 1,024 (27) Iceland 1,020 (2) Panama 989 (24) Dominican Republic 859 (39) Peru 852 (18)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +31 (+4) South Korea +78 (+6) United States +131 Paraguay +5 Togo +5…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Forgot the link

youtube.com/watch?v=Atp8RBKxEpE

>>/LGBT/
and never leave

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WE TELL THEM IT'S A NOTHING BURGER, THEY PUSH US AWAY.

WE WARN THEM THAT THEY'LL HAVE TO PREP FOR WHEN THEY GO BACK TO BEING NOTHING LOSERS JUST LIKE PRE-CORONA. THEY LAUGH.

"IT'S A NEW PARADIGM!" THEY SAY. THEIR ROOMS FILTHY LIKE BEFORE, NEVER TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THIS SITUATION TO FIX THEIR LIVES.

NOW, IT IS A NOTHING BURGER..
TOMORROW THEY'LL REALIZE.. AND COPE WITH SUICIDE.

FUCK YOU CORONA-CHAN

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Right after Spain recalls chinese made corona chan testing kits too for being shit. How does the chinks keep making themselves look bad.

Like...we all know politicians and the media are just compromised liars. I don't understand why anyone believes any of this shit.

>when you get rejected in ERP on a semi professional mongolian basket weaving enthusiast forum
Jesus, I should literally kill myself right now in real life.

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>heard of the outbreak in Jan.
>bought a year's worth of food supplies and utilities
>friend calls me a schizo
>now he gets mad at me for not telling him about the outbreak

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If you Role players are going to stick around CVG then one of you must play Bill Mitchell.

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I miss eating hamburgers

I can hear her masturbating herself through the screen. Disgusting.

> test
fuck jewgle

>that one good komi-san doujin

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Wanna add me on Discord?

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What's incredibly retarded about normies whole "You're taking away masks from the medical people," whining is that if you go into a clinic or hospital they fucking screen you, and then give you a mask if they have one available to protect their hospital or clinic from any negative possibilities. Then you get outside and normies look at you like you're committing some big sin against society for continuing to wear a free mask. Fucking retards.

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>supposed to show tits
>shows ass instead

Government quality work as always, folks.

youtube.com/watch?v=xfG5AFR1Dn4

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American is mad because we handled Coronavirus situation better? Western world should see 中国 as their inspiration... we stop virus in only 3 month... take responsibility for your own problem pale skins... we do not own you anything...

Chinks are worse than niggers. I can’t believe I’m saying that.

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>only a hundred cases in my city of 800,000 people

I think this thing is burning out in Canada, lads. Virus couldn't handle our underpopulated , young population.

Raid the New Yorkers. I hate those fuckers. They ruin Georgia too.

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Someone redpill me on Event 201 it sounds like Qtard bullshit but I desire to know more

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

This happens every flu season, it is normal to have trucks filled with bodies, guys

>take responsibility
Chang, you first.

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.12%) Germany (+0.71%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (+2.11%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+13.35%) Hong Kong (-21.82%) China (-1.42%) Australia (+5.15%) Singapore (-3.42%) India (-1.15%) South Korea (-1.59%) Taiwan (-1.54%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-18%) Tokyo (-15%) Beijing (-22%) Wuhan (-24%) New Delhi (0%) Dubai (-3%) Moscow (-1%) Rome (0%) Milan (0%) Berlin (0%) Munich (-1%) Brussels (-3%) Paris (-3%) Madrid (-1%) Barcelona (-3%) London (0%) Johannesburg (-5%) Sao Paulo (-18%) Buenos Aires (-39%) New York (-11%) Washington (-9%) Miami (-5%) Toronto (-9%) Chicago (-18%) Houston (-9%) Mexico City (-15%) Los Angeles (-19%) Seattle (-12%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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This is really fucking me up now. I'm not even gay, just wanted some human interaction. Take it easy, Yas Forums. I'm gonna nose down and call it a night.

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Where's my diarrhea check asshole?

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I'M HAVING TROUBLE POSTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

What really happened in Wuhan?

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> Spanish Flu survivor MURDERED by Corona-chan

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We need to compile these. China= garbage

Happening cancelled, ama

Umm... doombros? WTF is this? You said there would be exponential growth. Were the nothingburgerfags right all along?

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fuck off chinksect
> 我反对 Wǒ fǎnduì 不同意 Bù tóngyì Disagree 人格崇拜 Réngé chóngbài Personality Cult 1984 年 1984 Nián 动物农场 Dòngwù nóngchǎng 皇帝的梦想 Huángdì de mèngxiǎng The emperor's dream 我的皇帝 Wǒ de huángdì My Emperor 皇帝 Huángdì 称帝 Chēng dì Proclaim oneself emperor 皇帝元年 Huángdì yuán nián First year of an emperor's reign 奴隶制 Núlì zhì Slavery 不要脸 Bùyào liǎn Shameless 移民 Yímín Emigrate 无能的尺子 Wúnéng de chǐzi Incapable ruler 登基 Dēngjī Ascend the throne 敦促权力人物正式占领王位 Dūncù quánlì rénwù zhèngshì zhànlǐng wángwèi Urge a power figure to formally seize the throne 换火车 Huàn huǒchē Change Trains 逆流而上 Nìliú ér shàng 大河,大海 Dàhé, dàhǎi 统治世界 Tǒngzhì shí jiè Rule the world 古往今来 Gǔwǎngjīnlái Throughout the ages 修改法律 Xiūgǎi fǎlǜ Change the law 年号 Reign title Nián hào 普遍庆祝 Pǔbiàn qìngzhù 中国皇帝股票 Zhōngguó huángdì gǔpiào Chinese emperor stock 黄袍 Huáng páo Yellow gown 卷起袖子 Juǎn qǐ xiùzi Roll up sleeves 董事长,终身控制 Dǒngshì zhǎng, zhōngshēn kòngzhì Chairman, lifelong control 习泽东 Xízédōng Xi Zedong 恢复权威 Huīfù quánwēi Recover one's authority 美丽新世界 Měilì xīn shìjiè Brave New World 歪颈树 Wāi jǐng shù 历史的车轮 Lìshǐ de chēlún The wheel of history 我愿意一生都吃素 Wǒ yuànyì yīshēng dōu chīsù 反对清,恢复明 Fǎnduì qīng, huīfù míng Oppose Qing, restore Ming 重返大清之梦Chóng fǎn dà qīng zhī mèng Dream of Returning to the Great Qing 从天上来的伟人 从天上来的伟人 Cóng tiān shànglái de wěirén Great men sent from heaven 皇帝万岁 Huángdì wànsuì Long live the emperor 对于生命系统 Duìyú shēngmìng xìtǒng 终身 Zhōngshēn 几千年来 Jǐ qiān nián lái 不朽 Bùxiǔ ñ Ñ

All of New England is shit, loud and annoying fucking normies.

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So how accurate are these recovered numbers? Am I supposed to believe that around 80% of infected are still infected months later? If you take out China the recovered is far lower.

Unforgiveable

larp harder Bergstein

Welp, I'll have to add Philippines to the filters. Shame because the other posters were superb.

Hey guys, what do you think of my new prog rock album cover?

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You can't handle the truth.

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how have people not figured out that everything from china is built to not work just to save a fucking nickel

looks like something by tool so it should be shit

you forgot to update your chart. Get it together Gary

It's best you don't know newfag.

KINO

honestly i think it's burned through the old the population and fucked off

get a girl, a friend, something but never RP. Shit is gay.

here is your mother's twitter account son. See how many likes she got from this tweet she wrote for you. I know a pile of letters would be nice but in this next tweet she absolutely BTFOS DRUMFF

if you insects didn't eat anything that moves, you wouldn't need to stop anything. I hope you'll die horribly along with Winnie Pooh

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

Anyone familiar with how the worldometer tracker is on Sunday night, is a 50% decline in deaths something that happens while they wait for data to come in?

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Thumbs-up for Gary

Could anyone link me up to the research of the effectiveness of different face protection?

they fucked up, their weapon got out, and they are making sure the whole world dies with them

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I need to go to bed. Feeling breddy sleepy.

Don't say such things. Please. I'm sure your lover is out there waiting for you! Don't despair!

Are you my hubby from earlier?

DON'T!

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Dude, two more weeks and 300 million people will be dead. Just wait.

I hope they are quarantined in their containment zone. Please Trump, do it.

It's fake

Why is there an offwhite all around the text

It's taken from another image

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don't mind him argiebro, we don't recognize him as our fellow flipfag.

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

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I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!!

They don't post the numbers on the chart until the full day is over. Any new deaths will count for the 30th.

It's slowing down in a lot of places, user.

This. Happening canceled.

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fucking just kill me already coronachan i dont have the strength to do it myself dont slow down now

Yes

About to go to bed too but I figured I'd capture you in my contacts first

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Ok someone explain why they are rubbing these masks on their shoes?

So why are other countries cool with China shitting everything up like it's not their problem. At what point will they actually be consider a threat?

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HOY

ano na nangyari sa 'yo?
patay ka na ba?

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> tracked her down
to give her a medal

>is a 50% decline in deaths something that happens while they wait for data to come in?
it can be, but don't put all your hopes into that.

>get a girl,
I'm not getting burned again and wasting 7 years of my life. Take it easy, dude. I'm out for good. It was a fun ride for a while.
Have a good rp sesh.

Because they're shipping the masks overseas. Same reason that burger wagies spit in the burgers. Possibly the addition of intentional biowarfare as well.

didn’t some countries admit to not bothering reporting all the deaths after it got bad?

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>.jpg

shit wrong article, my bad

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I love how everyone is panicking when the solution is literally to wash your hands and not touch your face.

It's a total bitch ass virus. Dies to soap, barely aerosols through coughing. Literally just follow the CDC guidelines, stay home, and train yourself to not touch your face when you go out and not only will you live you will enjoy lmfaoing at the people running around in hazmat suits

Oh Gary, please get some rest.

>34,097

How many are infected in New York really?

I'm willing to bet 1.5-2 million.

New levels of doombrain cope.

>F-FILTER TIME
LOLOLOL THAT'S CALLED DENIAL YOU MONG, TRUTH HURTS, NOTHING BURGER HURTS. TIME TO GO BACK TO YOUR DAILY BORING LIFE. FEEL THE PRESSURE.

It's over. Happening niggers eternally btfo. Turns out this pygmy little virus is even more pathetic than the flu, atleast the flu doesnt have a cure with a 100% success rate.

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i really hope you're trolling

It's a bot you dingus

Yup.

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Death count for yesterday?

>thinking the US medical system can keep it's fucking mouth shut

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You'll have to observe the "herd immunity" full retard countries like America or much of Africa. In a few months they'll either be back to normal or mostly dead. Your nation will make their choices based on that.

Canada's only half retarded.

what is compression

So that's how the lie is being propped up and fed to the fucking mindless zombies who believe anything they are told? Every viral respirator illness in now covid19? The NHS is just going to let the elderly die. I figured killing off the "boomers" was one prong of whatever this social experiment in civil obedience is. I know convincing everybody to sit, roll over, and be dead is another (That's a good boy!) A third is "the new normal" which get used to cowering in fear ALONE with nothing but some ramen and your last roll of toilet paper MOTHERFUCKER! Oh, and in case you were unaware? They monetized killing everyone off industrially three years ago. hiho

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Look at archives for the image that user posted, not the edited jpg I posted. He definitely posted a legit timestamp.

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YEAH LEMME JUST GET EVERYONE TO STOP BEING A FUCKING RETARD FOR 30 DAYS WHEN THE GOVERNMENT WONT ACTUALLY ENFORCE IT

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It's funny as fuck if you watch it a bunch of leftist fanning thier own balls and having every prediction they made get btfo by the real thing. It was mostly them saying it got worse due to "fake news" and mostly spread in poor areas. Basically it played out like some leftist delusional fantasy.

Why do you even bother posting garbage like this?

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>difficulty breathing
>felt like I was going to faint a few times
ah shit, does it get better or am I fucked?

Cope

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I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

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chupa ka na lang dyan sa mga bakla, gago

>chinks
That's a funny way to spell CIA

>"COOFS"

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you deserve a punishment not only for starting this pandemic, but also for sabotaging the whole world before releasing it.

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

lol canada nuked him

This is the real cure

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>Hydroxychloroquine
You mean the "cure" that was proven not to work, you faggots keep spamming this shit every thread

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I’m desperate to get back to licking Asians.

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when is it time to prep?