Brehs...
Brehs
Jackson Brown
Chase Jenkins
>built for bbc
>architected for africans
>erected for ebony
>stacked for black
>created for coal
>materialized for melanin
>slave for sambo
>spawned for spades
>anointed for niggers
>shaped for apes
>toned for Tyrone
Ryder Lee
...
Aiden Green
She's 17, why does she look so young??
Tyler Taylor
Greta Thunberg needs to get fucked. Imagine being in Alabama with this preachy prissy mumble munchkin. You pull up to the Candlewood suites in a fucking Dodge Challenger with aftermarket headers and parts that get you 11 miles per gallon. One rev of the engine and she's already getting inexplicably moist in her room from the sound of your massive fuel-guzzling V8 roadboat.
You get out and take a minibike running on a lawnmower engine through the parking lot and into the lobby of the hotel because FUCK walking, we didn't invent internal combustion to scuttle around with our dicks on our hands. Moonwalk down the hallway to the elevator while turning every thermostat you see on full blast and spraying CFC-saturated aerosol air fresheners everywhere. Check your phone in the elevator and hit up your broker app really quick to buy a thousand more shares of Exxon, BP, and Shell stocks while shorting anything that has to do with solar and wind because solar panels look fucking gay and windmills are for dipshits. Reach Greta's floor, backflip into her door, breaking that shit down and sending splinters flying everywhere setting off fucking car alarms and barking dogs. Her primal Scandinavian woman survival instinct kicks in and she immediately presents herself to you from all the viking raping and pillaging burned into her Nordic DNA.
You put a plastic non-biodegradable bag from Walmart over her muppet face, set a cooked rack of barbecue ribs on the small of her back, and go to town, throwing the cleaned rib bones at the back of her stupid cantaloupe head in between thrusts. After blowing your load and covering the room in non-vegan protein, you wipe your monolithic dong on her priceless handmade native American uber-sustainable fairtrade honestly sourced hippie sweater. Jump out the fucking window into a formula 1 race car and cover the hotel in black rubber as you burnout and blaze off into another American night.
Juan White
Bros what if she grows up to be hot
Luke Bennett
Do you think she's sad that her parents lied to her and deprived her of essential nutrients by raising her vegan?
Oliver Howard
when girls are raped at a young age by their fathers it stunts their growth
Carson Roberts
Austin Cook
"She"
Noah Reed
Kino
Nathaniel Cox
Ian Myers
she is ripe for BWC
Luke Rogers
Legal lolis are a thing,some girls out there are 25 but look like 13.
Jose Johnson
Are we sure it’s not a boy
Anthony Hernandez
>implying she's not already hot
Blake Jones
Dominic Baker
she also needs to spanked regularly until she loses that attitude.
Cooper Brooks
Cooper White
Damn, Amerimutt went all out.
Levi Cook
this, though many pedos that don't want to go to jail still go as low as legally possible (16 in most areas)
Lincoln Wood
Amazing
Mason Johnson
Fucking leaf
Nolan Perry
??
Ever see Traci Lords?
Isaiah Carter
She has autism.
Camden Roberts
Needs Canadian flag...
Joseph Scott
My 8 year old niece has bigger tits.
Jackson Long
Nathaniel Baker
She's like 17 now. She looks 12 because she probably hasn't even hit puberty yet.
Jackson Brooks
actually rape makes puberty happen earlier
if anything, shes been coddled like a child her whole life
Landon Watson
blease shoop "RAEPING PENDING" in the rating box
Ryder Rodriguez
>She's 17, why does she look so young??
Unironically malnutrition.
She supposedly got super depressed and starved herself as a child.
Joseph James
Her now.
Asher Brooks
Can’t believe I saw a good muttpost
Ayden Diaz
>She's 17, why does she look so young??
Strict veganism, it has essentially stopped her maturation. Its likely she hasn't hit puberty yet. If it is delayed any more she will have health problems for the rest of her life.
Jose Gray
GODDAMN LMAO.
Austin Perry
Please shitpost about Greta in this thread instead.
Luke Butler
checked n kek'd
Jayden Mitchell
She's probably the result of some failed experiment.
Angel Kelly
Think she might still be a virgin?
James Young
Spoken like a true American
Nathan Turner
designed for dark ding dongs
Nolan Anderson
Why is that poor redhaired liberal lady being grabbed by two shitskins?
Henry Bell
she is a foot fetishist
Justin Sullivan
just LOOK at this masterpiece
Jaxson Perez
Joseph Gray
This is one of the most glorious things I've ever read. I'm fucking ded.
Chase Rogers
she's a prototype, I'm sure they'll do a better job with future genetic altered hybrids.
Dominic Reyes
Look at those huge Double D’s
Charles Wood
thats a man
Isaac Perez
fucking kino
Benjamin James
And this is why America, and the idea that is America, will never die.
Jonathan Wright
Jaxson Perry
Shouldn't it be an indycar? Trust me you won't look cool in a modern F1 cuckmobile
Hunter Campbell
she’s already hot
Jeremiah Thomas
Greta Thunberg is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the UN climate summit after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her on CNN She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Greta Thunberg? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't a climate change activist?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Mexico" I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Mexico?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
Blake Lee
Daily reminder that Greta is 11, not 17.
Anthony Foster
she's a budding psychopath. literally.
Angel Miller
Brandon Morris
What the fuck I'm hard.
Joseph Smith
Vegans are not healthy. If they start when they're young it stunts their growth. When they're older it leads to early brain deterioration.
Robert Perez
This. Veganism is a moral diet but not a healthy one. I know some kids whose parents made them eat vegan & it shows
Caleb Foster
qt
Julian Gonzalez
Chase Scott
Holy based
Kayden Phillips
Does anyone have a picture of Greta's feet? I would love to put them in my mouth
Caleb Reyes
BWC? Baby white cock?
Isaac Hernandez
i think shes growing down. she gonna be 5 year old soon, then grow down back into a sea monster or something until she reveals the origin of the universe.
Jordan Long
REPLYING TO EPIC POST
Lincoln Wilson
I'd hate fuck Greta and the slut behind her... Bet they both like anal
Joshua Mitchell
Fpbp
Christian Smith
Greta needs to go on blacked her 18th birthday. Who's with me?