What would happen if Mexico declared war on the US?

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They already have lol

Hopefully we would take over the entire country, or at least Northern Mexico, which is what we should have done in the 1800s.

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probably get a nuke and all our lithium stolen, unless some other nation decides to step in and even out the field.

what would be the point in 50 years they will run the place anyway ?

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Latinos collectively raise up and sodomize white women with their BLC

BBC (big beaner cock)

No more natural gas. Seizing of their offshore oil rigs. Embargo of all international trade. Strategic bombing on all military targets and infrastructure. Widespread hatecrimes in US. Government is annihilated and cartels take over.

Mexican government can't stop a big gang (cartel). They couldn't win a war against san Antonio let alone the usa.

>see
Battle of San Jacinto

This Mexico isn’t even a us state gaurd level military threat
It would be a quick victory with only conventional munitions used

There would be a LOT of dead spics and we'd have a 51st state.

We would fire their illegals back at them from a cannon infected with the kungflu. I would hoard tortillas.

Sorry Jose, but we're doing that first. Just be patient and don't go to Home Depot tomorrow

The US would gladly surrender.

A nice movie

They would lose badly even with the beans they sent to infest us

This. They've been committing the war crime of genocide against the whites in the US since the 50's.

We'd end up just killing ourselves if that happened.

Northern Mexico was rather nice before the cartels fucked shit up

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what if they sent all their women to rape me lol

slow ruination has been in effect for many decades now. they're too dumb to wage real war. better to slowly pour in a never ending stream of entitled peasants.

MORE burrito trucks?
>AY CARRUMBA! Let us make the tacos!
Bean niggers aren't that scary, until you look at the "women" they happily fuck.

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They would pretend to attack, surrender immediately, the USA would occupy and all the Mexican women would marry Americans and send back money to their families and all the Chinese restaurants in America would be replaced with Mexican ones, but authentic by region rather than boring Tex-Mex.
Coca-Cola consumption would increase 50%

>Mexican
>women

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you got lucky last time, Jamal

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>U.s. declaring war on itself
You have no idea how many mexicans there are in the united states.

The.us army would build a house and then need it roofed and sheetrock. The Mexican army would immediately put down their weapons and get to work.

Cartels would most likely get wiped out in the chaos.

>The Mexican army would immediately put down their weapons and get to work.
The only people who think Mexicans work hard are people who have never worked hard themselves.

BUENO EXCELLENTE

Mexican army is actually quite capable in jungles and forests
>NOOOO BUT MY COUSIN RANDY WENT TO SHOOT KIDS IN MIDDLE EAST FOR OUR GREATEST ALLIES
>OUR MILITARY IS SUPERIOR
Your soldiers are fucking clowns and airstrike/drones do most of the work

Why there hasn't been a decent movie about The Pancho Villa Expedition and Black Jack Pershing I will never know. It was the birth of the modern world, people on horseback beside the first motorized cars and war machines.

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>the us army would build a house
You mean a plywood box?

Bro cartels took over a city in mexico and your military did shit about it.

they already have... One baby at a time!

the faggot in charge didnt allow them to do anything. it is pretty obvious that any trained militia could destroy a bunch of uneducated drug addicts trained in a mountain by other drug addicts.

That’s why a certain generation of people love em

>unless some other nation decides to step in and even out the field.


LMFAO.


IF USA WANT S YOUR MILKSHAKE....NONE IS SSTOPPING THEM.

America went to war with mexico in the past, in the 1800s i think. We won.

Yeah it's not the 19th century anymore.

>ignore orders of mister cuck president
>play hero
>end up alone because other soldiers wont risl their wage and lifes (dont say that your countrymen would)
>get gunned down by criminals with military grade weapon
This fucking country doesnt know how to chose a president

Mexico is a compromised failed state. They cant even control the state of affairs in their own country. If the cartels decided to take over mexico they could.

take off the proxy Alberta

>colt guy invents revolver
>president fucks up economy
>usa people add 2 + 2 and decide to mess with decaying mexico with their new guns

It never ended .

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We lose

Can I join??

You mean CIA niggers?

>american
>women

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>literal CIA botched job
Maybe next time you niggers should ask the prez for back up, fucking retards.

this is your brain in propaganda
you must be stupid to truly believe that a bunch of farmers are blackmailing the most important politicians in the country.
there is only one real cartel, and its leaders remain unknown. the "capos" are employees

>A challenger appears
We're just itching to take down the US

You know damn well that was just mexicans.

You just can't be this fucking stupid.

>What would happen if Mexico declared war on the US?
We might finally secure our southern border?
We might finally start treating the invaders like invaders?
...
Hell, who are we kidding, Congress would probably declare an unconditional surrender just to fuck over the common man.

They'd get bodied. War would be over in about a week since they don't have oil and they're already Christian so there's no reason to invade or implement a lengthy culture war.

They’d get a Hydrogen burrito.

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Yeah okay it's one of the most corrupt countries on the entire planet. Why cant the cartels have all that weaponry? The country is a failed state with drugs being the only industry there that means anything. They got photos of el chapo with former presidents of mexico.

Cope harder that they took entire city over

LOL.

they would lose badly..... again

Would've been a better buffer for California and Texas though.

the cartel also involves americas politicians you dumb fuck. the drug "war" is just a big business for the upper class. believing the bullshit of a battle against the bad guys is marvel tier.

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>>>What would happen....

LMFAO does mexico even having an army?

Well the Cartels are US proxy forces...

Were not talking about the usa. Were talking about mexico having a shit teir military. That got bitched out by the cartels and they did nothing besides release el Chapo son and let their cops die.

based

Lol, why the fuck would we waste a nuke on Mexico. Just roll up 3 tanks and the LAPD to take out the cartels and now we control mexico.

it is not the army, it is the niggers in the human rights comission. soldiers can go to jail for killing cartel members.

I could see that. I mean I know there are legit loyalists like ed Calderon and shit. That give a fuck and they cant do anything about it. Getting kid gloves put on them. Along with random corrupt people. It's probably hard to know who to trust to tackle the problem.