PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GIVE US THE REAL NUMBERS EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/29/20
c-span.org/video/?470795-1/
youtu.be/xdhJZNxbq3c
>TreasSec Mnuchin outside WH 3/29/20
c-span.org/video/?470799-2/
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FoxNewsSun 3/29/20
youtu.be/ETh76m_mNUg
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FtN 3/29/20
youtu.be/1dHzT2BUW7c
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 3/29/20
c-span.org/video/?470799-3/
>NECDir Kudlow on ThisWeekABC 3/29/20
youtu.be/F93eSjr_ng8
>NECDir Kudlow on SunMornFutures 3/29/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145558191001
>DPAPolCoord Navarro on F&F 3/29/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145542076001
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on MtP 3/29/20
youtu.be/RWA3g33eyew
>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/29/20
youtu.be/00n3m-1nn0c
>TrumpTweet: WE WILL WIN THIS WAR 3/28/20
pic.twitter.com/sFmxKzXdGC
>TrumpTweet: "We will stop at nothing to protect the people of our country" 3/28/20
dvidshub.net/video/744763/
pic.twitter.com/BMoZwIjVrz
>Pres Trump arrives @JBAndrews 3/28/20
youtu.be/B-38SpyaLFg
>Pres Trump/DefSec Esper @USNS Comfort Send Off Ceremony 3/28/20
c-span.org/video/?470788-1/
dvidshub.net/video/744729/
youtu.be/Ols_AaLaV1k
youtu.be/7wqTqQBby3k
>Pres Trump arrives @Naval Station Norfolk 3/28/20
dvidshub.net/video/744734/
youtu.be/b7lflFYoNk0

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
prev

Attached: wuhandeaths.png (579x474, 406.88K)

Other urls found in this thread:

booksie.com/620154-the-quarantine-sea-shanty
twitter.com/AnonBabble

MAGA

Awoo!

Attached: 1503967469357.png (900x900, 211.63K)

how do I delete post

>implying you're not a faggot

Attached: 1578514751403.jpg.jpg (700x700, 247.01K)

what enemies should they be shooting at? expanding the meme now

Attached: fire_at_will.gif (682x392, 1.1M)

i have a massive MAGAschlong and i use it to MAGA now pls answer the questions
> how veiny are we talking here? length/circumference? any hairs on the shaft? got a puffy urethral slit? frenulum intact? how thick is the circ scar? any blemishes or freckles? ppp around the corona?

Attached: 1582046569606.jpg (740x728, 56.74K)

You seem like you could use a hug.

Attached: 1575710645004.jpg (1280x720, 352.99K)

MAGA

Attached: 23.png (900x1360, 1.1M)

OH NO NO NO

Attached: 9DDF615D-F7E8-4295-9283-056FA59FE9E5.jpg (364x1024, 80.11K)

BEGONE

Attached: STOOPID GAY PICKLE SMOOCHER.png (756x751, 1.16M)

kinda killin my buzz man, need a more upbeat shanty

Attached: bugs out behind you.jpg (3120x3527, 1.85M)

Reminder
no furries, and no fags allowed here

Attached: CNqTCubXjaiVAXU-800x450-noPad.jpg.png (500x281, 65.2K)

AWOO

Attached: Awoo eating weeds.jpg (780x780, 140.25K)

reposting for visibility

as of today, here are the state infection rates, since this data isn't on the main chart. from most infections to least, rounded to the hundredths:
>NY: 0.31%
>NJ: 0.15%
>CA: 0.02%
>MI: 0.01%
>MA: 0.07%
>FL: 0.02%
>IL: 0.04%
>WA: 0.06%
>LA: 0.08%
>PA: 0.03%
>TX: 0.01%
>GA: 0.03%
>CO: 0.04%
>CT: 0.06%
>TN: 0.03%
>OH: 0.01%
>IN: 0.02%
>MD: 0.02%
>NC: 0.01%
>WI: 0.02%
>NV: 0.03%
>AZ: 0.01%
>MO: 0.01%
>VA: 0.01%
>AL: 0.02%
>SC: 0.02%
>MS: 0.03%
>UT: 0.02%
>OR: 0.01%
>MN: 0.01%
>KY: 0.01%
>OK: 0.01%
>AR: 0.01%
>DC: 0.06%
>IA: 0.01%
>KS: 0.01%
>ID: 0.02%
>RI: 0.03%
>NH: 0.02%
>ME: 0.02%
>NM: 0.01%
>VT: 0.04%
>DE: 0.02%
>HI: 0.01%
>MT: 0.02%
>WV: 0.01%
>NE: 0.01%
>AK: 0.01%
>ND: 0.01%
>SD: 0.01%
>WY: 0.02%
WV and NE were the lowest, just barely rounding up to a place
i'm going to put the state populations in a spreadsheet and provide updates every day on the infection rates. that should be kinda obvious by now that it's the degenerate major cities that will get massively infected, but it's good to keep track of things

Attached: 1570794161871.jpg (960x960, 86.92K)

Attached: 1585533592318.png (206x261, 35.97K)

Attached: 8270C1CA-8B0E-4241-8445-722B7912CFF0.jpg (1169x9542, 1.71M)

America is going to be so great after New York City dies.

Attached: 71BB5AFE-EA1D-44B4-B9B1-67916CEF35C0.jpg (1024x676, 57.46K)

>China blaming Russia
>Belarus joining Russia
>Russia going communist soon
>Trump about to SINK THE CHINK
>China having revolts
>China is now on the brink of collapse
>Not telling the truth
>Trump about to win 2020
>Biden is now forgotten
>Bernie has died


Wew lads

Attached: 1585283856550.png (1022x665, 1.74M)

Thank you very much friendo

Based spic

Attached: 24.png (900x1360, 885.56K)

Why is it racist to criticize the Chinese government, but not North Korea's?

The governor of Michigan is a cunt.
A story in a few parts.
Part 1.) Whines about Trump not knowing her name.

Attached: Screenshot_20200326-234118_Chrome.jpg (1080x2280, 686.47K)

WI:
1112 cases
13 deaths
heh must be all the booze and cheese curds or the fact that WI is heavily white outside of Milwaukee
.01% death rate in WI
whites win again

Attached: smugWI.png (3117x2338, 2.36M)

That list isn't sorted at all.

An ancap flag, bat soup, and RBGasaurus

Yeah.
Chinese black jews.

Attached: Komodo hug.jpg (800x533, 123.77K)

>frenulums

apu.jpg

Attached: 032920130622.png (1010x1048, 1002.52K)

Is everyone having a good night tonight?

Attached: 25.jpg (661x1000, 437.67K)

it's sorted by the .info site on who has the most total infections right now. in future updates i will make it sorted from highest to lowest infection rate, but i haven't made the spreadsheet yet

Part 2.)
document is leaked to a journalist.

Attached: Screenshot_20200327-013124_Chrome.jpg (1080x2280, 767.61K)

congrats

Attached: 1567809473495.jpg (337x478, 103.78K)

>all this pickleposting

Attached: Midnight in PTG.webm (640x360, 1.25M)

That's around 1% you absolute retard.

MAGA

Attached: 1585453716376.png (647x969, 366.65K)

something daemonettes is probably the most accurate
or nurgle something since corona

liberals also think it's super racist to criticize NK

THEY'RE FUCKING INSANE OK THEY'RE BATSHIT CRAZY

Don't abuse the yukkuris :(

Attached: 1568143447554.png (333x178, 98.83K)

The journalist takes this document, which is a draft.
And says the hospital is completely out of ventilators.
Part 3.)

Attached: Screenshot_20200327-012319_Chrome.jpg (1080x2280, 631.3K)

Attached: fuckofffurries.jpg (640x480, 48.7K)

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Attached: Go after Sentors.jpg (1589x557, 68.12K)

One may make fried pickle slices, but do people make fried pickle wedges? We all must do great cooking in this panicking times since being a frycook is illegal.

Attached: 1585322252980.jpg (968x968, 56.41K)

Attached: fucking retard.png (1002x755, 374.35K)

>in crisis era lay your eggs in grasshopper brains
?????????????????????????????????????

>the bug cries out in pain as you squash it

Don’t worry only republicans will get in trouble

Ranting and roaring like true American NEETs just not doing it for you?
Someone just wrote a new shanty called Quarantine: booksie.com/620154-the-quarantine-sea-shanty

Part 4.) The hospital is forced to respond on fucking Twitter.

Attached: Screenshot_20200327-013357_Chrome.jpg (1080x2280, 669.16K)

The liberal fears the abyuse.

Attached: 26.png (900x1360, 730.75K)

...

He is very sad! Sad like a KOT.

Attached: Sad komodo.png (226x260, 148.21K)

The Chinese have horrid hygiene and these numbers make more sense considering that. I'm surprised India isn't worse.

Attached: 1541219125851.jpg (552x679, 48.73K)

There's a surprising amount of images of happy lizards hugging.

Attached: 1576883208874.png (438x486, 607.91K)

boy...

Attached: 1408039938234.gif (300x231, 2.95M)

>your jewish mysticism books

I care nothing for the abrahamic deity.

Attached: 1501062486255.jpg (3000x2000, 701.42K)

Irish may be stupid but there a hell of a lot better than limp-dicked Italians.

So good. Still employed. Family is healthy. Trump is my President.

>fried pickle
is that any good? i'm not sure i like warm pickles, they sorta gross me out

Part 5.) The journalist deleted the tweet and lies about why.

Attached: Screenshot_20200327-094140_Chrome.jpg (1080x2280, 606.49K)

Attached: 3D5D90BD-43D9-45C3-BC44-8917CDAA6448.jpg (400x400, 35.58K)

>multiplied by 100%

PILPUL PELOSI HAS GOT TO GO
PILPUL PELOSI HAS GOT TO GO
PILPUL PELOSI HAS GOT TO GO

Attached: 1585282859440.jpg (1242x1286, 195.19K)

FFS. Wuhan has a population of 11 million.
You'd expect 160k deaths in a good year.
40k deaths in 3 months is par for the course.
The CCP are lying cunts, but numerical illiteracy is painful.

wtf the fake news outs itself daily now

lizards are based

Attached: 27.png (900x1360, 900.95K)

Oh lord. You realize you have to move the decimal point to the right two times? That's a percentage buddy.

burn in a fire of hell, styx

It's very good in chip/wafer form yes. Very MAGA.

China math
Half of 1.5 billion is 37

nigger, .011 or at best .012 is still 1%

Attached: 1570339327160.png (750x750, 1.36M)