HOW DARE PEOPLE GO TO A BEACH ON A SUNNY DAY, DON'T THEY KNOW THIS WILL CAUSE MILLIONS OF DEATHS...

I don’t understand. If you’re several feet away from people, nothing will happen. I live on a beach and I go to it everyday when the weather is nice. I’m not going to stop just because you live in some shit city and have to stay inside. Fuck off, it’s safer than your grocery store

>Stay inside, goy

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nice cope

There is nothing worse for the immune system then sunshine and exercise FACT!!!

who the real facists

The beach sucks

THIS. All these fucking Karens order take out like crazy. Fuck these people. I hope this bitch gets the worst corona.

They act like being within 6 feet of anybody means you might get coronavirus.

When the whole 6 feet distance thing is helpful in some situations and completely fucking irrelevant in others. For example, strict reading of distancing means that multiple people can't ride in the same car, even if there's limited ways to pass germs from front seats to back seats.

The moves have been made to limit large crowds. They're trying to beat malaria by swatting individual mosquitoes.

Every list of signs you're in a cult involves "fear of the outside world". The 'stay inside' people are a doomsday cult.

Let the murrifats die out. Deals with the obesity problem at the same time

>The Stay Inside/Flatten the Curve people are a cult.
Agreed. They’re fucking deranged about it. People who go outside are the new cigarette smokers. The absolute hatred people have been conditioned to feel when they see someone smoking was the very social engineering that primed them for this event. Think about it. It’s not about you it’s about secondhand smoke like it’s about secondhand virus and it doesn’t even matter if you’re outside. They are to be shamed and ostracized for their choices.

Here is my theory. These people have no true purpose in life. They have been searching for a purpose. They have it. Its called Flattening the Curve(tm). And they get to participate in this new power structure by socially shaming people (tattling to teacher). Then they sit there and imagine the stories they will tell and how they will be remember as the generations that Flattened The Curve. All the young cool kids will look up to them and go "wow, you are really cool". which is all they wanted when they were in high school.

Going outside is awesome.
Forming clusters outside is fucking stupid. Why would you want to get sick?

This is a perfect description imo

they're kinda like the people who got really into following the Arab Spring revolts in 2011 because they had nothing going on otherwise.

Like there's no real world examples of flattening the curve ever actually resulting in spreading out infections below capacity for months.

Me and kids made elf lodging today

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Today i was parked at a park and eating in my car because all dining rooms closed. Everyone's outside running and playing with doggos. Nice day.

Crazy bitch starts driving around yelling that everyone should be arrested. Lmao

Oh don't shoehorn your disgusting addiction into this, faggot

People give you dirty looks because you smell like shit, btw, not because of social conditioning.

It's been like this forever. It's the entire basis of leftism/progressivism. They get to feel good about themselves when they vote for social programs others pay for.

not when they "see" someone smoking asshole. when their smoke is getting in my lungs thy can fuck right the fuck off, and you can too

I still go walk my dog and see my neighbors out walking too. We all just keep a respectable distance now

>Like there's no real world examples of flattening the curve ever actually resulting in spreading out infections below capacity for months.
Exactly

I just see a bunch of families at the beach, all six feet apart from the others. What does it matter if they "social distance" themselves at home or at the beach?

>catches coronavirus
>dies
>gay posting stops

How dare you!

they literally close so many things and then get shocked that people congregate in places that aren't closed.

Dumb motherfuckers, do you understand the concept of unintended consequences?

now you have domestic violence rising, and you'll probably have people being sedentary for 7 weeks developing health problems from eating junk food.

NOOOO GOING TO A BEACH OR PARK 100 METRES AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE WILL RUIN EVERYBODY

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Stay inside people are good goyem who got baited into this gigantic psyop, these are fucking slaves who thank their (((masters))) for their own fucking, now literal, prison, this is a prelude for martial law and some Patriot Act 2.0 or some shit, and retards already aplaud it, for everyone's sake r-right?

I have the corona chan, i rode a bus with 20 infected people and i lost my whole taste and smell, just like more than half the people in there, im 100% positive i have it and these fucking retards already gave my name to the state, which has contacted me to make the test.
No fucking way im doing the test, i would be super flagged or some shit, fuck off, these fucking retarded vermin goyem deserve fucking ebola, nor this stupid weak flu

oh no! the poor kids! they have to stay off the beach for a couple of weeks in the springtime before summer has even started! the humanity!

I don't buy into all of Yas Forums's theories but pornhub's whole deal right now is really suspect

So social-distancing should be easy for you then.
>smoke getting in my lungs
Propaganda in action. Do you throw water on every barbecue and bonfire you walk past too faggot

Going outside unnecessarily should be considered attempted murder

the World War 1 graphs in a NatGeo article are supposed to show how this is supposed to work, except they all show spikes after the restrictions followed by drops.

There's a law of epidemics that might just happen again very soon here. Corona will spike in the next few weeks and drop off. Exponential growth is not infinite.

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I thought it would be easier to stick to my dieting when I didn't have easy access to fast food.

I have discovered a passion for cooking. Cooking with butter. It's absolutely terrible for me.

STOP FREEDOMS FOR A CORONHOAX STOP BBEING HAPPY IN FRONT OF ME AND ENJOYING THE SUN RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET CANCER FROM LACK OF SUNLIGHT RRREEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU

without checking, isn't every "free" deal on the internet something where they start charging you after a few weeks if you don't cancel?

Those charts all show social distancing working

i worked my garden shirt off in the sun yesterday. got a bad burn, but my glassy lungs feeling has cleared up overnight! sunlight For The Mothafuckin WIN!!

hopefully Karen won't charge up your drive way if you try BBQing in your driveway

why was this twats friend at the beach

Leftism in a nutshell

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it stays in the aiir for at least 30 minutes....

Almost always, but sometimes it's guerilla marketing. That's what it is right now for PH.

>Going outside unnecessarily should be considered attempted murder
You have a partner with aids you’re worried about?

Did you get real butter? Get real butter user. That gold green Irish one isn't even expensive. Fry a porkchop in butter in a cast iron and finish it in the oven. Do this with basically any meat.

Take the test faggot

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Holy shit 100% accurate, up-boated and have some Paper Gold.

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Farr's law of epidemics: "epidemic events rise and fall in a roughly symmetrical pattern that can be approximated by a bell-shaped curve"

Get ready, it's gonna happen again no matter how much or little distancing is done.

I work at a kroger store and have to deal with these fucking spastics coming in, freaking out if anybody gets too close to them, berating other customers and employees for not wearing masks and gloves, emptying the shelves of shit they'll never eat etc.

Given the absolute cesspit Chicago was at the time, this might be evidence that it works

In my state GCI is offering free internet to anyone who tests positive for corona. Seems like a bad idea to me but what do I know

>and retards already aplaud it, for everyone's sake r-right?
Not only are they applauding it they are pretty much justifying aggression against individuals that go out for normal human stuff.
Just look at all the facebook moms suddenly posting the most obnoxious and intolerant stuff.
You're pretty much the first portubro I've seen other than my dad that sees right through this shit.

I was all the normies to go crazy and kill themselves

Sunshine and fresh air is actually the best medicine.

wholesome and based

That’s fair

Goy do caralho.

The sun and salt water should kill the virus anyway. The beach is probably the best place to NOT get sick.

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This is the world that the democrats want: a world where nobody socializes, nobody goes to work, people get money from the government for free, but don’t have to pay rent or bills, and nobody ever leaves their house for ANY reason, except to go see a doctor. Coronavirus is basically a trial run of socialism in America