/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2716

Some anons just can't laugh at all

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Please someone answer
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I admire your commitment to this meme, Gary.

Hambaga is filled with delicious meat

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Wonder if the upcoming riots in New Zealand prisons will allow him to escape

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I really don't like where this is heading

Reminder that it's customary to offer people your anal virginity if you insist on posting the same paragraph every thread

>fewer new cases than yesterday
>America's new deaths dropped 50%
>more nothing burger fags than happening fags
This will be over even before Easter. Trump is right.

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Somethingburger

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nice..

2000 strains doesn't mean 2000 antibodies. most of the genetic changes have 0 effect on the actual virus or antibody response.

It’s confirmed airborne?

Please, please stop. I was going to write my corona yandere greentexts but you are ruining my mood

kill yourself you fucking degenerate. live stream it for us.

Humor is subjective, faggot.

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Work through the quarantine even if it endangers my life. Save up some money, buy a nice house and then die of old age.

uh huh

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 142,047 (2,484) Italy 97,689 (10,779) China 81,470 (3,304) Spain 80,110 (6,803) Germany 62,435 (541) France 40,174 (2,606) Iran 38,309 (2,640) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 14,829 (300) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,661 (158) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 8,788 (86) Canada 6,320 (65) Portugal 5,962 (119) Norway 4,284 (26) Brazil 4,256 (136) Israel 4,247 (15) Australia 4,163 (17) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,817 (16) Ireland 2,615 (46) Malaysia 2,470 (35) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 2,139 (7) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,924 (58) Japan 1,866 (54) Poland 1,862 (22) Romania 1,815 (43) Pakistan 1,597 (14) Russia 1,534 (8) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) Indonesia 1,285 (114) South Africa 1,280 (2) Finland 1,240 (11) Greece 1,156 (39) India 1,024 (27) Iceland 1,020 (2) Panama 989 (24) Dominican Republic 859 (39) Peru 852 (18)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +31 (+4) South Korea +78 (+6) New Zealand +75 Paraguay +5 Togo +5…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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How long until USPS/UPS/FedEx collapses due to the amount of packages? I'm scared to order things online and have them get lost

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No, we are just getting started.

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Yes, that's been confirmed for a while now.

lol at all the western leaders that had three months to prepare and are still losing their shit worse than the dirty groveling Chinese.

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Argie bro and Gary are comfy combo

>REMINDER THAT RIOTS AND SOCIAL UNREST ARE BREWING

express.co.uk/news/world/1261631/coronavirus-europe-social-unrest-riots-covid19-red-cross-warning
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italy-becoming-impatient-with-lockdown-and-social-unrest-is-brewing-11965122

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Anyone have a recipe for hand sanitizer? Im not talking about mixing alcohol and aloe vera gel, but how do you make the gel with commercially available ingredients?

Can confirm. Rumours say that dumb mexican nonny poster got his completely ravaged.

The main strain of the coronavirus in France comes from the repatriation of the French from Wuhan by the government.
The French government has really done an extraordinary job.

>"This Italian minority strain caused a cluster in Brittany on March 1.
>Except perhaps in Alsace, the virus which circulates in France it is that resulting from a single importation in Oise."

twitter.com/babarlelephant/status/1241874509340250112

Dynamic map here :

nextstrain.org/ncov?f_author=Albert et al&p=grid

And we also have spread all over the world after this successful job of repatriation done by the french government.

>"The moral of the story is also that at the beginning of March France exports everywhere"

twitter.com/babarlelephant/status/1243869448165089280

I mean, I can dump (haha) the comic if you're so insistent.

Amazon gives you your money back if they fail to get a package to you

I really want an absolute shit tier burger from mcdonalds or some burger stand with artificial tasting ketchup and thin buns
Just because I can't go out and get one and if I made one from the freezer it would be too nice

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humina humina humina
ARRIBA ARRRRIBAAAAA

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but it's for real this time!

just boil some 40% alcohol beverage until enough water has evaporated left such that it is at least 60% alcohol

idk

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lmgtfy.com/?q=recipe for hand sanitize

Saved. Always like Asian girls in masks ever since SARS.

god I hope the mods are watching so they can b& your ass.

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I don't get her little dance moves... that said, I've clicked this webm hundreds of times at this point

>tfw neet

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better than discuck ERP at least

I hope you guys have your prepper gear ready.
And no Canada/Sweden, I don't mean that in the cuck fetish way.

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>Waaaah call the mods
You're more of a baby than what the degenerate who commissioned that comic fucks.

Have fun being livestock.

Nonny poster is an integral part of /cvg/ culture

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Kek

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-0.85%) Germany (+0.07%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (+5208.18%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+13.00%) Hong Kong (-21.96%) China (-1.37%) Australia (+2.08%) Singapore (-98.64%) India (+8351.53%) South Korea (-50.92%) Taiwan (-2.30%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-18%) Tokyo (-16%) Beijing (+3%) Wuhan (-29%) New Delhi (0%) Dubai (-3%) Moscow (-1%) Rome (0%) Milan (+1%) Berlin (-2%) Munich (-2%) Brussels (0%) Paris (0%) Madrid (-1%) Barcelona (0%) London (-1%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-18%) Buenos Aires (-39%) New York (-28%) Washington (-18%) Miami (-12%) Toronto (-9%) Chicago (-18%) Houston (-9%) Mexico City (-22%) Los Angeles (-18%) Seattle (-12%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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pluralist.com/nyc-coronavirus-sex-guidelines/

>NYC Forced to Crack Down on ‘Rim Jobs’ Due to Coronavirus: ‘Mouth on Anus Might Spread COVID-19

hey
almost finished
am i missing more iconic memes?
please let me know
music vids are welcome too

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Why do you want hand sanitizer?

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE CONFIRMED
>ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE CONFIRMED
livemint.com/news/india/man-under-home-quarantine-in-tamil-nadu-runs-out-naked-bites-old-woman-to-death-11585417615106.html

Mfw chinks lied and people died.

Threadly reminder that we already found the cure.

>699 patients treated
>100% survived

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I SAID FUCKING STOP

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>20k cases a day in the US

You all just cough on each other or what ?

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denormienator because it attacks the lifestyle of the normies

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its happening for real this time

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>only white and spic rural counties unaffecred

USA CONFIRMED BLACKED

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Coronachans feet are so cute. She wouldnt infect me if I just give them a little sniff right?

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Are you doing just a meme one? Or a semi serious one with quotes from WHO, and presidents and governors about how much of a nothing burger this is until everyone decided that wasn't a nothing burger?

Dude, at least post some gore. Fucking reddit I swear.

>am i missing more iconic memes?
Probaby.

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just a flu.

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There is no cure, only symptom relievers and vaccines.

YAMETE CORONA CHAN!

How the fuck do China and India not have more cases?

I wanna fuck Corona-chan till my dick falls off

is only beginning fren

americans learn by touching the stove

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Corona-chan > ebola-chan
I wish she'd spit in my mouth

> Tom Hanks beat the virus, faggots.

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don't forget about banecat

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It’s my new fetish: Asian women coughing into my gaping mouth as I inhale deeply.

The governor of NY just virus bombed the entire northeast by opposing quarantine. The flying aids zombies are spreading out everywhere.

Fuck Canada up senpai

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Call it what you want, 100% success rate is good enough for me.

>france shipping plague victims to germany
Are frogs finally getting their revenge?

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>colored in

MORE

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>mfw the leaders of the 'free world' are less intuitive about Chinese goals and positioning than random shitposters.

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>stop testing
>no cases

Im thinking about making my own to sell on Amazon since i got spare time

you are a shit tier edgelord you little faggot

That, user, puts you in a much better position than most.
This isn't about how much money you can contribute. It's about the time and the effort needed to contribute to building a local base of community support, and you, fren, have much more of that than most.

Also, that is a patrician colouring job & I encourage you to do all of them for an improved gif.

habening

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China is lieing, and corona needs a hazmat suit just to walk in India.

amazon worker here, we are ramping up at my station similar to the month leading to black friday/christmas. More drivers, more sorters, more vans. We're expecting volume to triple

Buy bleach and sulfuric acid, mix them. That kills at least 99% of virus and bacteria

Weird, we're testing chloroquine here and it doesn't fucking work. But they wouldn't lie in an attempt to stop containment to try and protect their wallets, would they?

Would they?

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French people are weak as always.

MFW I'm happy
fuck america, let us burn

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I live in a shithole and work remotely in US and UK, so I'm hoping I'll be relatively richer thanks to the economic crisis

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we spent months with a president pretending it was "just the flu"

Even then it was ANOTHER month before the republican governors started taking it seriously after trump backtracked. we are completely fucked. sunherald.com/news/coronavirus/article241559831.html

>United Kingdom (+5208.18%)
>India (+8351.53%)
The British Empire is back.

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That doesn't look like Tom Hanks. It looks like Gilbert Gottfried.

Said the nigger posting shit tier mosaic gore. I'm just here for the lulz, get bent fucking redditor nigger.

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why aren't we getting moar trumpbux burgerbros?

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I'm so glad they care about me

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kek
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1244452871720091650

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Kiss me corona chan!

You're forgetting the z-pack and the zinc.
He mixed up a new formula.

Are you for real? It's been known for a fact for a while now that China is outright lying about their number of cases and deaths. Nearest accurate estimate of deaths is in the millions for China alone.

daily reminder that coronavirus is the biggest hoax since 9-11 and it doesnt exist and there is still 0 cases

theyre trying to remove trump and bring in the new world order finally with this fake media created hoax

i just saw a bunch of cops outside dont cry to me when they come load you to a fema camp

because i said it was fake for months now

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lmao britain rises again.. for about a day

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he only pays you because he knows that you all will be dead when you get the money

PAINT THE WHOLE WORLD RED, CORONA-CHAN

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I'm hoping orange daddy will print more money cummies into my tummy if the pandemic goes on for long enough

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It's time for culture to change.

Inappropriate touching is level 1 illegal.

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Nigger keep writing that shit. It's been like 3 days

neck yourself kiddo

You better hope your job's vital enough to break travel bans for if that's your plan, but good luck following the path of boomers in their age of retribution.

lol go back to r*ddit bernie shill. It's easy to say shut down the country when youre a NEET getting paid by your parents to take your 8th semester at your state university.

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F. He’s not going to make it. He’s been in rough shape for years now.

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It was already too late
Anybody in NYC with half a brain already skipped town
They're days away from having to turn away people above a certain age

Decided to fk off my life of security over risk, and started to study everything market related. Balls deep already in investing

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Where is 700k coronachan gif?

post webm of indian police beating people pls.

>kpop lower case autism

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>waiting
they will force people to wear these masks right?

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sure

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why don't you use a logarithmic chart

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>duh every case on the planet has been tested and confirmed already
whole planet lying faggot

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based bill

tweet this out so we know its you

> What ia remote work

you're a 12 year old faggot who thinks he's all edge by posting average Yas Forums tier garbage. do the world a favor and do a late term abortion on yourself.

>india
pic related

>china
ccp lies

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My life for you

Firebomb houses. Run over people woth my car. Traco down public 9officials and execute them. Its not much, but it'll be nice to know I'm doing my small share. In minecraft of course.

Lads would spraying my 3m mask with colloidal silver solution be okay? Alex Jones says you can spray on hands

>You're more of a baby than what the degenerate who commissioned that comic fucks.
Sounds like you know the degenerate or are the pedo in question.

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