Brit/pol/ - Destined For Blues Edition

>Six months before UK 'returns to normal' - deputy chief medical officer
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52084517

>The prime minister has warned that the coronavirus crisis will get worse before it gets better, in a letter being sent to every UK household. Boris Johnson, who is self-isolating after testing positive for Covid-19, says stricter restrictions could be put in place if necessary. Britons will also get a leaflet detailing government rules on leaving the house and health information. It follows criticism over the clarity of government advice to date. The number of people who have died with coronavirus in the UK has now reached 1,019, with a further 260 deaths announced on Saturday. There are now 17,089 confirmed cases in the UK.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-52079922

>Strict measures could last 'significant period'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52082781

>More than 900 deaths in a day in Italy
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52067673

>Sweden's retarded response to coronavirus
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52076293

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Based edition

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KeK.

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Can you stop posting that eceleb?

Poofs

The Michael Jackson of Brit/pol/ you mean

niggers gonna nig

So he didn't diddle anyone?

THREAD THEME:

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Let we get sum norfs in the thread

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What a shit thread

What do you expect at this time of night?

malvinas argentinas

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snakes with tits

nonce

Tripfaggs nonces and (((them)))

youtube.com/watch?v=bnMAh-0wmhg

fuck off incel

i invented it mate

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROLF HARRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thoughts?

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Start Shaving Head

You're a gay nonce

is this you?

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No that's your mum

Based.

We can't just turn stupid overnight

PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF EXPERTS.

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i'm really horny, how the fuck am i gonna find a new girlfriend now that we're all stuck inside for the next 6 months? i really envy couples right about now, they have all the reason to fuck non-stop now

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why is there so much japanese cartoon porn featuring the us and uk

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I'm back living in a van

stay with me instead

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Japs are gay nonces with an anglo fetish

Based

How many children have you lured into it?

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BREAKING NEWS: PIERS MORGAN ARRESTED FOR WALKING TO HIS OWN WHEELIE BIN. POLICE DEEMED IT "NON-ESSENTIAL TRAVEL".

Could be worst.

youtube.com/watch?v=mHzfhU8t5i8

>an anglo fetish
im glad you still acknowledge we are blood brothers u3u

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No matter how hot a girl is, there is a guy out there that is tired of fucking her.

>general goes from LOL CVGTARDS ARE DELUDED ITS A NOTHINGBURGER to immediate panic

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/cvg/ spastics are still larping shut in virgins mate

This

Who's panicking, you bell?

washingtonpost.com/outlook/2020/03/29/boris-johnson-isolation-britain-coronavirus/
you tell me

NHS needs you to stay home, bongbros

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Sorry, I'm not paying a penny to read your shitty rag.

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you came here to panic? sheltered spastic lmfao

>saw cute girl from school on facebook
>generic tanned thot now
Every time aint it?

fucking nonce

i've underestimated the extent of the number i've done on eddie t b h

No, we've had plenty of practice.

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Load of shit.
There should be no problem with going for a trip to the countryside as long as you maintain your distance.
The government is purposefully trying to kill off small business.

>The government is purposefully trying to kill off small business.
You said it

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Anyone else noticed that it's been fucking baltic since this lockdown started?

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>it's been fucking baltic
Yep the local Lithuanians are running riot on the streets mate

I can't tell if you don't understand norfspeak or if you're making a bad joke.

I'm from Hastings, about as Souf as you can get, so no I don't understand poorthern patois.

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He's pajeet mate

Saying it's "baltic" is the same as saying it's fookin freezin.
Stupid nonce.

paki

Stop LARPing as Eddie

where's my 4th gram