>Six months before UK 'returns to normal' - deputy chief medical officerbbc.co.uk /news /uk-52084517
>The prime minister has warned that the coronavirus crisis will get worse before it gets better, in a letter being sent to every UK household. Boris Johnson, who is self-isolating after testing positive for Covid-19, says stricter restrictions could be put in place if necessary. Britons will also get a leaflet detailing government rules on leaving the house and health information. It follows criticism over the clarity of government advice to date. The number of people who have died with coronavirus in the UK has now reached 1,019, with a further 260 deaths announced on Saturday. There are now 17,089 confirmed cases in the UK.bbc.co.uk /news /uk-politics-52079922
>Strict measures could last 'significant period'bbc.co.uk /news /uk-52082781
>More than 900 deaths in a day in Italybbc.co.uk /news /world-europe-52067673
>Sweden's retarded response to coronavirusbbc.co.uk /news /world-europe-52076293
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March 30, 2020 - 02:14
Based edition
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March 30, 2020 - 02:15
KeK.
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March 30, 2020 - 02:16
Can you stop posting that eceleb?
March 30, 2020 - 02:16
The Michael Jackson of Brit/pol/ you mean
March 30, 2020 - 02:17
So he didn't diddle anyone?
March 30, 2020 - 02:19
Let we get sum norfs in the thread
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March 30, 2020 - 02:21
What do you expect at this time of night?
March 30, 2020 - 02:25
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March 30, 2020 - 02:25
Tripfaggs nonces and (((them)))
March 30, 2020 - 02:30
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROLF HARRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 30, 2020 - 02:39
thoughts?
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March 30, 2020 - 02:39
is this you?
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March 30, 2020 - 02:41
We can't just turn stupid overnight
March 30, 2020 - 02:42
PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF EXPERTS.
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March 30, 2020 - 02:43
i'm really horny, how the fuck am i gonna find a new girlfriend now that we're all stuck inside for the next 6 months? i really envy couples right about now, they have all the reason to fuck non-stop now
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March 30, 2020 - 02:43
why is there so much japanese cartoon porn featuring the us and uk
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March 30, 2020 - 02:45
stay with me instead
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March 30, 2020 - 02:47
Japs are gay nonces with an anglo fetish
March 30, 2020 - 02:47
How many children have you lured into it?
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March 30, 2020 - 02:48
BREAKING NEWS: PIERS MORGAN ARRESTED FOR WALKING TO HIS OWN WHEELIE BIN. POLICE DEEMED IT "NON-ESSENTIAL TRAVEL".
March 30, 2020 - 02:49
>an anglo fetish im glad you still acknowledge we are blood brothers u3u
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March 30, 2020 - 02:50
No matter how hot a girl is, there is a guy out there that is tired of fucking her.
March 30, 2020 - 02:51
>general goes from LOL CVGTARDS ARE DELUDED ITS A NOTHINGBURGER to immediate panic
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March 30, 2020 - 02:51
/cvg/ spastics are still larping shut in virgins mate
March 30, 2020 - 02:55
Who's panicking, you bell?
March 30, 2020 - 02:58
NHS needs you to stay home, bongbros
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March 30, 2020 - 03:10
Sorry, I'm not paying a penny to read your shitty rag.
March 30, 2020 - 03:14
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March 30, 2020 - 03:15
you came here to panic? sheltered spastic lmfao
March 30, 2020 - 03:16
>saw cute girl from school on facebook >generic tanned thot now Every time aint it?
March 30, 2020 - 03:18
i've underestimated the extent of the number i've done on eddie t b h
March 30, 2020 - 03:21
No, we've had plenty of practice.
March 30, 2020 - 03:23
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March 30, 2020 - 03:26
Load of shit. There should be no problem with going for a trip to the countryside as long as you maintain your distance. The government is purposefully trying to kill off small business.
March 30, 2020 - 03:30
>The government is purposefully trying to kill off small business. You said it
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March 30, 2020 - 03:37
Anyone else noticed that it's been fucking baltic since this lockdown started?
March 30, 2020 - 03:48
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March 30, 2020 - 03:55
>it's been fucking baltic Yep the local Lithuanians are running riot on the streets mate
March 30, 2020 - 03:56
I can't tell if you don't understand norfspeak or if you're making a bad joke.
March 30, 2020 - 04:02
I'm from Hastings, about as Souf as you can get, so no I don't understand poorthern patois.
March 30, 2020 - 04:03
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March 30, 2020 - 04:04
Saying it's "baltic" is the same as saying it's fookin freezin. Stupid nonce.
March 30, 2020 - 04:06