/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2715

Godspeed Corona-Chan!

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It's really happening isn't it?

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GIVE ME YOUR BEST CARD CRUSHER MEMES

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR

Gary my nigga!how are you doing?

Hi Gary!
>United States 141,854 (2,475)
"S-Still more threads than deaths in the USA," says increasingly nervous nothingburgerer.

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We thought you died Gary

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Can't wait for Italy and France to start popping the numbers, you can't hide thousands of bodies daily from the public forever.

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The main strain of the coronavirus in France comes from the repatriation of the French from Wuhan by the government.
The French government has really done an extraordinary job.

>"This Italian minority strain caused a cluster in Brittany on March 1.
>Except perhaps in Alsace, the virus which circulates in France it is that resulting from a single importation in Oise."

twitter.com/babarlelephant/status/1241874509340250112

Dynamic map here :

nextstrain.org/ncov?f_author=Albert et al&p=grid

And we also have spread all over the world after this successful job of repatriation done by the french government.

>"The moral of the story is also that at the beginning of March France exports everywhere"

twitter.com/babarlelephant/status/1243869448165089280

No reinfections
>No reinfections
No reinfections
>No reinfections
>No reinfections
>No reinfections

Corona? More like overratedona

the-scientist.com/news-opinion/monkeys-develop-protective-antibodies-to-sars-cov-2-67281

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.13.990226v1

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>number of deaths and cases decreasing
it's over.

>nobody killed me this year
Don't need a gun now

How are YOU planning to use this pandemic as an opportunity, anons?

I've already been looking into a few things, the two most promising in the short-term being-
>Urban allotment planning & contact details of charities & religious institutions, etc. for food growing drives and urban work programmes
>Local wildlife conservation; ties in with the above, organisations already exist and there's plenty of normies in them who would be open to building on the current situation rather than returning to the status quo
> researching Cuban healthcare training; not because it's a good model for healthcare system but because training normies in practical healthcare would actually improve hospital burdens
The problem is that most of the support i'd get for this would be based in leftist thinking. While I understand the only practical way forward is a long march through leftist organisations, it's not exactly something I can do on my own. So the best place to start would be to organise.

I know that's gonna send a whole bunch of merchant pics my way, but it's so much easier to improve when it's a group you're letting down and not just yourself.
And i'm not talking about setting up some Yas Forums meetup or some easily targettable fraternity LARP, either. I'm talking about starting some kind of community programme, like the ones listed above, in our communities through the existing channels and via existing organisations. All we'd have to do then is join THOSE, and then find other anons through that and/or build up a base of support from the bottom up via speaking to other members.

Anybody else got any ideas or practical reading?

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Take your diarrhea pills, Bill.

Whilst China is sending out garbage tests, garbage masks, stealing supplies from America and Australia and sending them back to China, don't forget they wanted you to thank them

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yo brazil doesn't give a shit lol. when will they do a 360 and change their tune?

WHY HAVE I HAD A HEADACHE FOR FIVE DAYS WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

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cha cha cha

>699 patients tested
>100% recovery rate

Cure found, Coronavirus BTFO

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>be blonde roasty
>"work" in Dubai
>world-wide pandemic hits
>decide not to come home because the apartment buildings are modern
Can you imagine being this stupid?
Her status on a good day is little higher than animal. If shit goes to hell there she's fooked.
web.archive.org/web/20200330015627/https://calgary.ctvnews.ca/why-2-former-calgarians-are-opting-to-not-come-home-during-the-covid-19-pandemic-1.4873520

Reminder to not fall for confirmation bias. Of course the number of cases are going to go up now that we are testing en masse. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Unless you have a preexisting condition like obesity or you are the average death age of 78.5 you are going to be fine. Please calm the fuck down.

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F

MEXICO BROS CAN WE PANIC NOW

I don't know if you believe in this kind of stuff user

But since today i have a bad premonition, but not coming from myself its just like the whole world is giving me a feeling of despair, it just give such a unreal and bad feeling that its just weird

Maybe i'm getting crazy,... but there is always the chance that the role of o bserver has come to a time to end...

I heard others say sunlight or keep it heated at like 70C to disinfect it for future use?
Ideally you don't want to go outside at all...

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post this for the next 20 threads you actual faggot, If I don't see this same post 20 more times you're not getting enough attention you bitch ass attention seeker, post it again, keep posting this same shit

And 3% of Earth's population is about 200 million. Which is the number of people that will die if you let this virus run rampant.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 142,004 (2,484) Italy 97,689 (10,779) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 80,110 (6,803) Germany 62,435 (541) France 40,174 (2,606) Iran 38,309 (2,640) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 14,829 (300) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,583 (152) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 8,788 (86) Canada 6,320 (65) Portugal 5,962 (119) Norway 4,284 (25) Brazil 4,256 (136) Israel 4,247 (15) Australia 4,163 (17) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,817 (16) Ireland 2,615 (46) Malaysia 2,470 (35) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 2,139 (7) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,924 (58) Japan 1,866 (54) Poland 1,862 (22) Romania 1,815 (43) Pakistan 1,597 (14) Russia 1,534 (8) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) Indonesia 1,285 (114) South Africa 1,280 (2) Finland 1,240 (11) Greece 1,156 (39) India 1,024 (27) Iceland 1,020 (2) Panama 989 (24) Dominican Republic 859 (39) Peru 852 (18)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +18,426 (+264) Italy +5,217 (+756) Spain +6,875 (+821) Germany +4,740 (+108) France +2,599 (+292) Iran +2,901 (+123) United Kingdom +2,433 (+209) Switzerland +753 (+36) Netherlands +1,104 (+132) Belgium +1,702 (+78) South Korea +105 (+8) Turkey +1,815 (+23) Austria +517 (+18) Canada +665 (+5) Portugal +792 (+19) Norway +269 (+2) Brazil +352 (+22) Israel +628 (+3) Australia +528 (+3) Sweden +253 (+5) Czech Republic +186 (+5) Ireland +200 (+10) Malaysia +150 (+8) Denmark +194 (+7) Chile +230 (+1) Luxembourg +119 (+3) Ecuador +101 (+10) Japan +173 (+2) Poland +224 (+4) Romania +363 (+6) Pakistan +102 (+2) Russia +270 (+4) Philippines +343 (+3) Thailand +143 (+1) Saudi Arabia +96 (+4) Indonesia +130 (+12) South Africa +93 (+1) Finland +73 (+2) Greece +95 (+7) India +37 (+3) Panama +88 (+7) Dominican Republic +140 (+11) Peru +181 (+2) Mexico +131 (+4) Singapore +42 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>Some claim the plague is divine punishment
>Others say that the plague is proof that the gods have abandoned them
If you aren't the former you need to leave this thread

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Flip them inside out and they are good to go.

Reading wikipedia apparently there is a common condition of permanent headaches that's correlated with viruses. It has no cure and rarely goes away FUCK FUCK FUCK

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If a lot of people love each other, the world will be a better place to live. You are part of our family and we love you very much, as a friend. But you are sort of like our son too, and we will help you anytime.

>0.01% of the world is infected
>0.0005% of the world has died
>NOT a nothing burger

This is your brain without your schizo meds.
34,000 people aren't even enough to fill the smallest NFL stadium.
Call your psychiatrists, ask them to help you.

RIP
youtube.com/watch?v=hI6SCktGOo4

Trumpbux:
$1200

Pelosibux
$1500

Berniebux:
$2000, every month until crisis is over

thehill.com/policy/finance/489952-democrats-eye-additional-relief-checks-for-coronavirus

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Should you be worried?

>YES if you are:
fat or
old or
have preconditions

>NO if you are:
young and
healthy abd
fit and
prepped a bit of things that will be hard to get

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how many in civilized countries shitholes dont count

why do i get the feeling that the average chinkoids won't rebel against their commie overlords?

Kek. Too bad we have so many NEWFAGS here they won't understand an idol just died.

Brazilian governors of all states quarantined locked this shit down way before the US. Bolsonaro is talking crap but barely anyone but complete fanatics (10-15%) are taking him seriously.

Remember when there were more threads than dead?
Remeber when we had a chance?
This will teach goverments to trust Yas Forums autists.

Well yeah, but my job is (((essential))) and involves mail delivery for my state. Many state agencies are closed or working from home and our mail volume has been reduced considerably, but I just want to be as safe as I reasonably can.

>should I only be concerned about myself as factories around the world shut down?
>If I don't die nothing happened
Fucking kill yourself

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Nah, mate it's just the flu, don't be a fag. It's all a Chinese/Jewish/Iluminatti/Democrat/satanic scheme against the free world.

>less new cases on the 29th than the 28th
yep, im thinking its over

happeningfags btfo yet again.

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>Now, a study in monkeys provides some clues. Three rhesus macaques did not develop a second infection after recovering from a first exposure to the coronavirus and being reexposed to SARS-CoV-2, suggesting that primates are capable of developing at least some short-term immunity to the pathogen.

>at least some short-term immunity to the pathogen.

>short-term

Are you afraid to die memeflag? Is this why you post these things?

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no one is paying attention to you but this reply

Wait, what? Card crushing dude died?

How is the political climate in Brazil Will Bolsonaro try to put pressure on local governments to lift off the lockdown and send everyone to work?

don't do this, don't listen to the eternal leaf
t. eternal lilly

I'm so lonely and horny, it's not fair.
IT'S NOT FAIR
IT'S
NOT
FAIR

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You guys see the video of the bodies being loaded into trucks in NY holy shit

What exactly is it about the concept of people doing something productive makes you so defensive, user?

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>no testing
>no testing dead people
>no counting deaths as COVID-19 related when patients suffered from other ailments
>dubious data because of federalism
German numbers are about as trustworthy as Chinas.

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Based Bernie

Remember when the Diamond Princess was everything people were talking about?

Today is the first day we've had both the daily cases and daily deaths down from the prior day. Is the happening already over?

WRONG

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.27%) Germany (-0.36%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-0.31%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.59%) Hong Kong (-1.59%) China (-1.49%) Australia (+2.45%) Singapore (-4.05%) India (-0.50%) South Korea (-2.31%) Taiwan (-2.59%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-18%) Tokyo (-20%) Beijing (+1%) Wuhan (-35%) New Delhi (0%) Dubai (-3%) Moscow (0%) Rome (0%) Milan (+1%) Berlin (-2%) Munich (-2%) Brussels (0%) Paris (0%) Madrid (-1%) Barcelona (-7%) London (-1%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-18%) Buenos Aires (-39%) New York (-28%) Washington (-18%) Miami (-12%) Toronto (-15%) Chicago (-18%) Houston (-9%) Mexico City (-24%) Los Angeles (-26%) Seattle (-12%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>implying any governments will be left standing

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This was always my favorite

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atencion mexi-bros, listen to the song!
youtube.com/watch?v=zG7KShvqg9A

In France we are only accounting people who die in hospitals.
The government say he will try to fit the number of deaths who come from nursing homes, since they are hitted hard, but he tell that last week and nothing have be done since.
Our numbers are not representing the real one, plus we lack tests and we are only testing severe cases.

Is it true that the tests only test for coronaviruses and not cv19? therefore most of the deaths were probably due to existing coronaviruses? and the confirmed cases number is irrelevant since it's measuring something that is already extremely widespread?

Just a flu

youtu.be/gAk7aX5hksU

An interview with the leading expert in South-Korea

Everything you need to know and things WHO is lying about.

wtf I love bernie now.

I'm gonna laugh if this leads to a major restructuring of our government and economy that makes UBI viable. YANG IS STILL WINNING

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youtu.be/kG1DQxQ28LE

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

I just want you to realize that you are a pussy

They will have to coof up some cash anyway, seeing how unemployment will only get worse.

BASED PANORAMIX AND HIS MAGIC POTION WILL SAVE THE WORLD!

Think if you dry heat it at like 70-80°C for 40min ur good

Hi anons, do you remember me?
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/249129375/#q249130682

So, for a strange course of events, eventually I found out that a "friend" of mine that was in business with me and "forgot" to pay me, he "forgot" also his card attached to a paypal account that was used for business to which only I have access.
Now he is so "kind" to return the outstanding balance due to me.

I want to thank all anons for the support, I will still live in the civilized world for some more time.

>has the entire world experienced a shortage in kits
>are many places waiting days to get test results back?
Nah dude its fine, sleep time. Over

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Mexico it's a joke and the hospitals naturally gonna collapse.

the nigger commentating was annoying, had to fucking mute it

>Happoooners BTFO every other day
>Nothingburguers BTFO every other day
The eternal cycle of /CVG/

Damn the coronavirus might actually bring us a cyberpunk future. This fucking sucks man

>biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.13.990226v1
yes but what if it mutates into a new form?

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Germans are idiots for putting up obviously fake numbers.

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100% treatment success rate.
Don't know why you're acting like it's a joke when it's clearly working.