3:55am: I get out of bed. Five minutes later, I’ve already begun my daily regiment of high-intensity early-morning physical training.
At 6:00am, I grab my tablet and open an HD stream of Morning Joe — I proceed to update myself on the latest news and happenings in the American political sphere; all while consuming a handcrafted, high-calorie breakfast to propel myself into the workday.
By 9:00am, I’m feeling good. At work, I’m relied upon crush a variety of business-critical tasks. After organizing my priorities into a well-curated list, I proceed to knock out items one at a time; easily achieving 2-3x the efficiency of my peers.
At 5:00pm, I log on to the internet and begin to engage in heated debates across a wide range of political subjects. Here, the benefits of having watched Morning Joe are immediately apparent. Leveraging Joe’s morning insights along with the significant tactical advantage of a live @joenbc twitter feed, I am able to deliver a series of well-articulated intellectual killshots as I deftly navigate the social media landscape.
When midnight rolls around, I pre-stage tomorrow’s workout clothes and set my alarm to 4:00am. Satisfied with a solid 20 hours of back-to-back wins, I quickly fall into a deep, rejuvenating sleep, fully restoring my body and mind to optimal levels of performance as I prepare to conquer another day.
currently working on refining a vaccine from my blood
I'll keep you updated
Aiden Wilson
>attention whore caught attention whoring, more at 11
Parker Walker
His response to the sheboon who went apeshit at the press conference
David Campbell
Trump said "you people" meaning the press, and now people are trying to spin it as being racist.
Christian Brooks
The an-trap wants you to think that he is special, that he is rich, that he has a job and hates trumpbux. Ask yourself how someone with such a great job can afford to be here all day, everyday and not be desperate for trumpbux. He is a NEET. not a larping NEET, but a real, actual, incel NEET. A jobless loser that hates himself and projects that self-hatred onto everyone else. There is nothing wrong with taking Trumpbux and pissing them away on vidya. It is a perfectly fine and reasonable way to spend YOUR money.
Levi Martinez
>they interrupted the house of hair for this shit REEEEEE WHERE'S MY METAL
Mason Young
Fucking rule number one is don’t drink the water, dumb cunt.
>and now people are trying to spin it as being racist. it literally just lumps any tweet with the words "you people" into the trend twatter is retarded
I work 60 hours a week and shitpost on my phone. Of course ancap is a mod or janny so most likely he doesn’t have a real job.
Sebastian Foster
>It is a perfectly fine and reasonable way to spend YOUR money. What about investing my Trumpbux in private prison stocks and the military-industrial complex?
Jackson Hughes
At this point the Biden nigger tapes are more likely
I can't wait to see how Corona-chan affects the election in November. I bet that Trump will win at least 1 state because of Corona-chan related deaths.
True they could be cancelled as things enter month 8 of bat clap shutdown. But by that point Trump will be cancelling all elections and the wall will be finished around NYC and the CA wall will be starting
