"EVERYONE STAY HOME FOR A MONTH!"

Ah yes, I need to die at the check stand to make sure Mr. Shekelberg doesn't lose a penny!

>U.K. GOVERNMENT TODAY
>LOCKDOWN IS FOR SIX MONTHS
>MAY BE LONGER
google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-52084517

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>Feels good mang.
Do it really tho?

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They sell beer at the dollar store where you live?
Does it cost a dollar??

Take it by force HAHAHAHAHAHA

Aren't you excited?

Dear Lord;

19 years have passed since the towers of finance were sacrificed in your name.

This proved to be fruitful, bringing forth the PATRIOT ACT.

5 years ago, we brought the mongrel hordes to europe.

This proved to be fruitful, bringing forth FEAR and SUBMISSION.

We are now in the midst of bringing you a new gift, 19 years after the inauguration of your spirit into our realm.

This new gift will be PROLONGED, and LONG LASTING.

It will bring ORDER which will emerge from CHAOS.

Lord Spongebob, we shall crush the people under the weight of their own anxiety, in your name.

May they sell high, so that we buy low.
May the shelves run empty.
May desperation overtake hope.

When all of this occurs, may the people SEEK OUT YOUR LIGHT, the wisdom that will prevail here.

The initiates shall now secretly gather in New Zealand, away from the unworthy masses.

YELLOW AND POROUS AND QUARANTINED IS HE.

LIVING IN A BUBBLE UNDER THE SEA!

IF ESOTERIC KNOWLEDGE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH!

THEN DROP ON THE FLOOR AND WORSHIP A FISH!!

READY??

QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN!

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QUAARANTIINNEE,

LOCKDOOOWWWNN..

(flute music)

OOPH!

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Non essential workers are just that.
Non essential.

They can litterally print money and give it to you and nothing will change. You provide nothing of value to the real economy.

I call it female economics. Because its all bullshit. Enjoy your time off.

DIE IN YOUR HOME, FOGGOT.
JUST SIT THERE AND DIE.
ALL THE FOOD IS POISON ANYWAY.

how do you normally get food from other people? Or live in someone elses home?

You obviously don't engage in, you know, having money or paying for stuff cause that would require working for mr shekelberg.

Do you just steal everything you own? You squatting in an apartment right now? How are you on the internet.

It's about taking minor risks as part of your lifestyle. I assume you don't drive either.

If you have high blood pressure or diabetes you have a death rate of 50% no matter the age. Keep talking burger as 25% of your best and biggest are wiped out

There are dried sea monkeys on my phone screen. I can’t go six months without a fuck.
WTF?
End the lockdown and send everyone out to die like they are doing in America then later us sexy survivors can come out and get it on. I want a sports car after the fall of mankind.

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boomers are decadent and godless generation. they would gladly offer up their children for a few more years

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>End the lockdown and send everyone out to die like they are doing in America

Every single piece of fucking evidence points to this having a low mortality rate, and only really affecting (for the most part) old ass boomers.

The flu has killed 24k so far in America so far, btw.

What Trump did was add to that by also ensuring that people will also lose their jobs and have no money to engage in economic activity.

Do you know what happens when no one has money and is desperately hungry or suddenly has some manner of expense? What about when its a fuckload of people en masse? Isn't that when governments typically get toppled?

>how are people supposed to get money to buy food? Magical money printers at home? Walk into the store and demand free food? Grow it?
Government is throwing money around like crazy right now, except instead of them throwing it at immigrants, they're throwing it at the citizens most affected.

>What happens with mortgages and rent? If no one has a job and can engage in free exchange of goods or services for money, then what? Steal it? Take things by force?
See above answer, and the banks are going to be more inclined to ensure that normalcy continues than letting the economy crash around them. Foreclosures are only going to happen to retards during this crisis.

>This retard legit just ensured that we will NEED martial law.
Yeah, all those people with free money running around with nowhere to spend it beyond the basic necessities of life, like groceries, rent and the mortgages that you're adamant can't be paid for.

>And why?
Cause this pandemic is one of the first times most everyone in the west has faced a legit crisis, and without strong support and guidance from those in power, the weak and reactionary masses would very quickly default to an animalistic "gotta get what's mine" state of mind.

Buy the dip nigger

I plan too
Just hope indont get too lazy in the interim

hee hee heee!

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Buy organic you absolute white woman

Fuck I forgot about the massive 1.2k everyone gets. That lasts like a year if not more!

I'll assume you're like the rest of Yas Forums and either lives at home or has their parents pay for the majority of their goods and services.

By the by, I'm a govt worker so money printer go brrr no matter what happens anyway. I still get paid. And so does my wife, who's also a govt worker.

We have a child on the way. I'm very lucky. But I know a lot of people have children at home and 1.2k is not enough for fucking anything. Not even rent.

No one is buying American bonds. The treasury is doing some weird shit where they buy their own bonds and owe money to themselves.

I like how you assume Trump knows what he's doing in the end there. The only thing this has shown is that those in power are extremely incompetent and base their decisions off their eleciton chances.

your reading comp sucks.

SCREEEEE!!!

>legit crisis

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>Every single piece of fucking evidence points to this having a low mortality rate, and only really affecting (for the most part) old ass boomers.
I see that you're selectively ignoring Italy and their heightened death toll due to a lack of ventilators. Doesn't look good for your argument when the evidence points at the low mortality rate only being present under China's questionable accounting or in places (like Canada) where the health care system is just barely strong enough to handle the influx of infected people.

people who still cant get to work because city uder quarantaine and so on will get another check of neetbux

>except instead of them throwing it at immigrants, they're throwing it at the citizens most affected.

Trump is a stable genius

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The shutdown orders came from the state governors.

I won't support the government shutting down anything, but do you actually not have enough money to live without a paycheck for a month?

Unemployment payments has also been massively boosted by the stimulus bill; an extra $600 a week (on top of the regular amount) for several months. And people who don't normally qualify for unemployment, like contractors, are temporarily being allowed to go on it.

selectively? Italy's median age of death is fucking 79 and their average is fucking 75

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Mad max is coming, Planned take down of the US. At first I was skeptical but one more month of this and bankruptcies are going to soar, defaults, looting, rioting, grocery stores mobbed, ransacked, I just don't see how this DOESN'T happen.

Any responsible adult will have at lest 10k saved for emergencies. Why people are not paying a months rent in advance when they have the extra cash is beyond me.

I'm fucking rich dude. My wife pulls in at least 80k a year from the fed working as a glow nigger. And I pull in 40k in county employment.

I don't *need* to have money cause I work for the people printing the shit. But that's not the fucking point.

Cringe

Jesus why is everyone there so old?

The govt can print money (more than a measly $1200) to cover food costs and simultaneously put a pause on payments for all rent, mortgage, student loan, etc.

They don't have the fortitude to do all this.

40% needing artificial respiration are below the age of 40.
rt.com/russia/484428-moscow-coronavirus-younger-patients/

learn to code

>the chain smokers of Russia need ventilators for corona
color my surprised

Here's a hint, if you can't survive for a month on the money you have, you're not "getting by", you're already failing.
You've had your entire fucking life up to now to prepare but what did you do instead? Probably buy shoes, iphones and weed most likely.

like it or not, most adults don't have 10k saved up. They live paycheck to paycheck and save up a tiny amount of it.

Like it or not, these people will be hungry when they haven't had money to buy food for a while. They will default on their loans. Countys will not get money from property taxes. It's a massive disruption to the economic system.

What the government is gonna have to do is print money. Just devalue the currency massively.

And that will also lead to economic collapse. It's economic collapse either way. And if not collapse, its catastrophic inflation.

Who the fuck doesnt have a stack of asics in their home nowadays?

Unfortunately that is not reality, most people are broke. My family is fine, however..as the financial system crumbles the zombies are coming after people who are better off than themselves. I wish I could bury my head and be an optimist but I just don't see how this ends well. People are already at their breaking point, bills piling up, unemployment skyrocketing, things are going to go from bad to worse in short order.

the govt can print whatever the fuck they want. The Weimar republic did so. They just printed money like crazy.

Guess what people used it for. Wallpaper and firepaper. Either way its stupid. You think that just because the govt prints money that the problem is solved. If the govt could just print money forever and everyone lives for free then it wouldve been done by now

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Because young people get the fuck out of there when they have the chance?

Yeah, not so sure

Buy some lumber, build a bookshelf. Take up a new hobby. Better yet if you have an entire month to yourself buy an axe and build a piece of furniture straight out of a tree. even if the end result is absolute shit you'll get mad cardio doing it.

Hans, so you realize this has happened to Germany like what, four times or more throughout history? Do you even know how much shit your own country has been through? History repeats itself because humans have been and always will be corrupt and incompetent.

Just ignore the shutdown.

this, same here

NEET who gets NEETbux, reporting in.

My money comes the 3rd of every month and pays for my rent, utilities and internet. My food stamps come on the 15th and I don't even use all $300.

Tomorrow my state officially starts shelter at home so I went to Walmart and stocked up on enough foodstuffs to last 1.5 months but up to 3 with rationing.

I'm on lockdown until Corona Chan finishes her purge of the boomers and goes into hibernation.

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