/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2713

► Detected: 721,413 (+58,285) ► Died: 33,956 (+3,095)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 202 countries and territories infected —
— 84% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —
— 2,076 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Trump: They are taking out bodies in trucks, I've never seen anything like it
youtu.be/9aWTh7tDqfE

Police in the Philippines put lockdown violators in dog cages
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27 year old in Britain dies without previous conditions
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Netherlands recalls 600,000 Chinese masks from hospitals for being defective
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NY police has 700 cases, 12% of the workforce out sick
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>RESEARCH
N95 masks can be reused if dry heated at 70 °C for 30 minutes
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Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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33 babies in Wuhan were born with COVID
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21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
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>REMINDER
CDC approvals delay testing in New York
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Spain buys Chinese rapid tests, only 30% work
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Corona wipes $5 trillion off world stocks
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Spain health ministry says up to 66% of deaths not detected
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Over half of China shuts down: 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
23:47: 98 new deaths in New York City, New York state, United States.
22:57: 52 new cases in Saskatchewan, Canada.
22:56: 183 new cases in Tennessee, United States.
22:52: 82 new cases and 5 new deaths in King County, Washington state, United States.
22:50: 246 new cases and 3 new deaths in Colorado, United States.

>MORE
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>0.01% of the world is infected
>0.0005% of the world has died
>NOT a nothing burger

This is your brain without your schizo meds.
34,000 people aren't even enough to fill the smallest NFL stadium.
Call your psychiatrists, ask them to help you.

Godspeed corona chan!

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still more threads than deaths in america

PEE PEE POO POO DIARRHEA

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Fuck China and fuck Chinese people

Trust the plan

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Thread theme
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This is for real?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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is dis fo real?

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When's the last time we've seen Gary post? Four days? Five days?

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Still looking for good mango recommendations. Preferably something long and established.

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Something experimental

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Just kike flu. Dont panic.

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Sweden makes the right call, only old people should be quarantined

central park field hospital

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Watch the proportions for the shoulders, she looks like a troon with those broad shoulders.

This isn't fun anymore. I want to go back

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>U.K. GOVERNMENT
>SETTLE IN FOR SIX MONTHS QUARANTINE AND SOCIAL DISTANCING
On the news right now

Small and medium-size businesses just got bailed out by Trump with the Main Street Business Lending Program. He took mom and pop's money and now they have to pay their own money back to the Federal Reserve. They will inevitably default on their loans when the economy crashes from the coming depression. Their businesses will be taken by the bankers.

The most hilarious part of all is people are praising Trump for saving their businesses from this deception pushed out by the lying jew-owned media. The only reason they could push this now with the Wuhan virus and not the flu is because it's highly contagious and can easily overwhelm hospital capacity. More will die if there's not a lockdown but only because they lied about the severity in the beginning. The CDC and WHO fully knew how deadly and contagious the virus was back in December but they played it down and said it was nothing. They could've done robust testing and contact tracing but they remained criminally negligent. There was no preparation either for a pandemic despite decades of warnings.

Demoralization, destabilization, crisis and normalization, the cycle continues and the masses are too dumb and forgetful to see through their tricks. The Department of Justice is now seeking to suspend habeas corpus and Q tards think it's to go after some disposable child traffickers. All who have been comfortably sleeping are about to get a rude awakening to the coming Bolivarian hurricane.

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Inb4 Gary

Your move athiests
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An interview with the leading expert in South-Korea

Everything you need to know and things WHO is lying about.

that's it?

STRAP IN KIDDO

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>Dead: 33,956
lol, still only 33,956.
How many days has it been stuck at 33,956? Four days? Five days?

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We've barely started cunt. Get ready.

>6 months lockdown
>could be longer
>do not think this will be over in weeks. It will not
google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-52084517

>One month into happening
>Still have to go to work

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Because of the red states incompetence we're all going to suffer for longer than we ever need too. More people will die, lose their jobs, and further economic damage because the red states can't provide good leadership.

>come home from work at hospital
>live at home with folks, both unemployed right now
>already rationing masks out to nurses
>complain about this
>father says "so what"
>explain the danger to medical staff and patients no longer having disposables.Say we need to be more prepared with more PPE like germany, south korea, or the chinese response
>yeah whatever you fucking liberal china lover
>say: " so you ready to get sick with 20% of our medical staff unable to attend due to being sick"?
>get yelled at and called a liberal commie
>mfw

lmao what the fuck. Im right wing and i'm confused as fuck.

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How are YOU planning to use this pandemic as an opportunity, anons?

I've already been looking into a few things, the two most promising in the short-term being-
>Urban allotment planning & contact details of charities & religious institutions, etc. for food growing drives and urban work programmes
>Local wildlife conservation; ties in with the above, organisations already exist and there's plenty of normies in them who would be open to building on the current situation rather than returning to the status quo
> researching Cuban healthcare training; not because it's a good model for healthcare system but because training normies in practical healthcare would actually improve hospital burdens
The problem is that most of the support i'd get for this would be based in leftist thinking. While I understand the only practical way forward is a long march through leftist organisations, it's not exactly something I can do on my own. So the best place to start would be to organise.

I know that's gonna send a whole bunch of merchant pics my way, but it's so much easier to improve when it's a group you're letting down and not just yourself.
And i'm not talking about setting up some Yas Forums meetup or some easily targettable fraternity LARP, either. I'm talking about starting some kind of community programme, like the ones listed above, in our communities through the existing channels and via existing organisations. All we'd have to do then is join THOSE, and then find other anons through that and/or build up a base of support from the bottom up via speaking to other members.

Anybody else got any ideas or practical reading?

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I don't trust him. He looks Chinese.

Dawg is this for real?

youtu.be/-8aw8XRl444

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Don't worry, at least you can still say "more threads than deaths in Vatican City" on Tuesday

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 141,854 (2,475) Italy 97,689 (10,779) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 80,110 (6,803) Germany 62,095 (541) France 40,174 (2,606) Iran 38,309 (2,640) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 14,829 (300) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,583 (152) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 8,788 (86) Canada 6,320 (65) Portugal 5,962 (119) Norway 4,284 (25) Brazil 4,256 (136) Israel 4,247 (15) Australia 4,163 (17) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,817 (16) Ireland 2,615 (46) Malaysia 2,470 (35) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 2,139 (7) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,924 (58) Japan 1,866 (54) Poland 1,862 (22) Romania 1,815 (43) Pakistan 1,597 (14) Russia 1,534 (8) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) Indonesia 1,285 (114) South Africa 1,280 (2) Finland 1,240 (11) Greece 1,156 (39) India 1,024 (27) Iceland 1,020 (2) Panama 989 (24) Dominican Republic 859 (39) Peru 852 (18)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +18,276 (+255) Italy +5,217 (+756) Spain +6,875 (+821) Germany +4,400 (+108) France +2,599 (+292) Iran +2,901 (+123) United Kingdom +2,433 (+209) Switzerland +753 (+36) Netherlands +1,104 (+132) Belgium +1,702 (+78) South Korea +105 (+8) Turkey +1,815 (+23) Austria +517 (+18) Canada +665 (+5) Portugal +792 (+19) Norway +269 (+2) Brazil +352 (+22) Israel +628 (+3) Australia +528 (+3) Sweden +253 (+5) Czech Republic +186 (+5) Ireland +200 (+10) Malaysia +150 (+8) Denmark +194 (+7) Chile +230 (+1) Luxembourg +119 (+3) Ecuador +101 (+10) Japan +173 (+2) Poland +224 (+4) Romania +363 (+6) Pakistan +102 (+2) Russia +270 (+4) Philippines +343 (+3) Thailand +143 (+1) Saudi Arabia +96 (+4) Indonesia +130 (+12) South Africa +93 (+1) Finland +73 (+2) Greece +95 (+7) India +37 (+3) Panama +88 (+7) Dominican Republic +140 (+11) Peru +181 (+2) Mexico +131 (+4) Singapore +42 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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Non-prepper/nothingburger here. When exactly can I expect to die? My governor didn't shut us down here and no one is really taking it seriously either.

So faggots is it this or is it id2020?

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I offered headpats and you called me rude.

New York hasn't gone red in how many decades now?

I trust the zoomers will deliver us a revolution,

boomers lash out when distressed

disgusting believers

Is this for real yall?

youtu.be/-8aw8XRl444

Thank you, Gary

WE LIVE IN A PANDEMIC!

DIS IS FOR REAL YALL OH LAWDY

1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF YOU TRY AND TAKE OUR CUTEPOSTING!

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494 IS NOT RESPONDING
ITS OGRE

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I live in Alabama. We aint falling for this bullshit
Media cooked this up Smells like DNC hijinks to us.

Seen no one sick here. Doing our regular business. Seeing all the media shilling against Trump and for China making me very suspicious.

Very convenient they slowed down Trump's great economy.

Yall aint working for em right? Hmm

i got ambushed by a wannabe superspreader today in a parking lot next to a wells fargo.

guy waited in his car in an empty parking lot til i pulled up and went to use the ATM. when i turned around he had gotten out of his car and came right for me.

coughed once directly on me then took off running behind the bank.

first time i left the house in two months. what are the odds.

its definitely a real thing people are doing.

i carry a knife on me and since i'm probably already condemned with the virus now i was going to chase him down and just stab him a bunch of times til he couldnt walk anymore then drive away because right now the police force is so overworked id never get caught, but im on medication that makes it hard to get into a foot pursuit with a pretty fast guy. if i had my gun with me i would have shot him in the back and just left.

to all you other wannabe spreaders out there. you better make sure that you truly hate life and want to die because most likely someone is gonna pin you down in an alley somewhere and go to work on you.

that one is run by some christian charity. this is the big 4000 bed one.

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We should reopen the beaches with beds desu

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GAR-Y! GAR-Y! GAR-Y!

FUCK AVATARFAGS AND FUCK ERPRS
REPLY TO THIS POST WITH "KILL 'EM ALL CORONA-CHAN" SO SHE CAN GET 'EM INFECTED

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Sauce?

Think OP just doesn't bother to update it.

>roll satan digits
oh shid. id2020 then? neither?


fine I'll go to work.

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Is Gary for real yall?

heh
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993 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 145 NEW CASES AND 4 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>993 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 145 NEW CASES AND 4 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
993 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 145 NEW CASES AND 4 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>993 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 145 NEW CASES AND 4 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
993 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 145 NEW CASES AND 4 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>993 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 145 NEW CASES AND 4 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
993 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 145 NEW CASES AND 4 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>993 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 145 NEW CASES AND 4 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
993 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 145 NEW CASES AND 4 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>993 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 145 NEW CASES AND 4 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.

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get in the truck mutts it's over for you

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Is BC reporting on sundays now?

If you are here and American, it is safe you assume you are obese. If you get infected, you'll have about a 12% chance of dying

That is a though move, atheists on suicide watch.

NYC was going to be fucked regardless. It's America's biggest city with Europe level density. I'm talking about Louisiana, Texas, Florida, Mississippi, and Alabama

But this is for real

Yaaaw dis if fo reea bookrin hospetul

Lazy ass Mexicans, can't even spread a virus right.

MEDS: NOT TAKEN
BRAIN: PANIC
Yas Forums: OPENED
FINGERS: TYPING
PROPAGANDA: SPREAD
BURGER: NOTHING

Only works for us aryans though

Even the based writefag and drawfags?

>waiting till wednesday to pick up my check from work then tell the boss I ain't coming in till this thing blows over

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shit i forgot to watch this before thanks for the reminder

Only the penitent man will pass.

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These states have relatively low numbers.

my masks don't fit my slim nose and there are no clips in this fucking house AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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keep posting and updating like the other copypasta, it's going to be fun seeing the numbers go up

/leavingtheherdbehind/
Atleast they are prepping npcs for reality now.

>I live in Alabama.
stopped reading right there.

Fun? /cvg/ ever looked like fun to you? As a SEAchad, I lurk here because anyone who has chinks for neighbors must know what is going on in chinklandia, and the chink-bought media here aren't going to be honest about the chinks.

If the threads have less chink shills, schitzoes, and full retards it might be fun. But it certainly is not.

Where is Jim??

>normalfags literally being mindbroken by a week indoors

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Bring a gun next time.

This is for real yall

youtu.be/-8aw8XRl444

man, i had high hopes for div 2. But summer time in DC was not even close to same levels of comfy as NYC during blizzards.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.28%) Germany (-0.47%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-0.72%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.32%) Hong Kong (0.00%) China (-1.64%) Australia (+1.51%) Singapore (-2.49%) India (-0.71%) South Korea (-2.91%) Taiwan (-3.40%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-18%) Tokyo (-19%) Beijing (-4%) Wuhan (-48%) New Delhi (0%) Dubai (0%) Moscow (0%) Rome (0%) Milan (+1%) Berlin (-2%) Munich (-2%) Brussels (-1%) Paris (0%) Madrid (-2%) Barcelona (-7%) London (-3%) Johannesburg (+1%) Sao Paulo (-18%) Buenos Aires (-39%) New York (-28%) Washington (-18%) Miami (-12%) Toronto (-15%) Chicago (-18%) Houston (-9%) Mexico City (-25%) Los Angeles (-26%) Seattle (-12%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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the classic red states, Washington, California, New York and New Jersey

This is all a bad dream. I'm going to bed and when I wake up things will be fine

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>Regurgitating face mask propganda
>larping as a medical staff.
>its somehow the governments responsibility to supplement your workplace rather then your hospitals own.

Kay chang.

Sounds like they're pretty correct about your eagerness for communism.

Do eeeet!

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no brief on sunday

They're coping

THIS IS FOR REAL YALL OH LAWD THIS IS FO REAL

Should've built that wall to keep yourselves safe from the Gringos.

Martial Law in New York City

youtube.com/watch?v=rPUGSBqvIGs

youtube.com/watch?v=rPUGSBqvIGs

youtube.com/watch?v=rPUGSBqvIGs

Is this for real?

Love the album. Thanks for the pic user.

NYC is fucked. Hope that arena hospital is better than that.

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OH LAWD STAY INSIDE YALL DIS IS FO REAL

> Blames Red States
> Blue states have most infected and dead
Okay faggot

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26 year old Swede dies from SARS-2
>A 26-year-old woman in Stockholm is the youngest person ever to die as a result of coronavirus disease in Sweden, writes DN. According to newspaper reports, the woman had no known underlying disease, however this is another risk factor
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rolling for Corona-Chan to purge the corruption of this world.

They won't soon.

((((((????????)))))

cbsnews.com/amp/news/remembering-maria-mercader-cbs-news-journalist-for-three-decades/?__twitter_impression=true

linkedin.com/in/lai-ling-jew-72246b5

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/María_Mercader

>Her half-brother Ramón Mercader murdered Leon Trotsky in 1940 in Mexico.[3][4]

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Because they simply aren't testing.

Let's have a field trip, brothers.

youtube.com/watch?v=j-HmY6RHwcw&feature=youtu.be

Little autist Greta is shilling for the WHO and applauds the Chinese genocide

Yes