Brit/pol/: Nonce Hunter Edition

youtube.com/watch?v=SMviZGd6tGc

Attached: file.png (607x851, 564.07K)

Other urls found in this thread:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8165789/Dr-Fauci-doubles-prediction-200-000-die-says-possible.html
youtu.be/gw1j_f2_dFg
youtu.be/8GLyfkirHYA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Attached: eddie nonce 15 yo.jpg (574x861, 37.07K)

>Dr Fauci doubles down on his prediction that 200,000 could die and says it's 'possible' as he praises 'prudent and wise' Trump for pushing back end of coronavirus lockdown until April 30
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8165789/Dr-Fauci-doubles-prediction-200-000-die-says-possible.html
this downplaying shitbag needs to be fired immediately. the US strain has a CFR of around 60%. it's going to kill at least 200 million people.

>no psychiatric crisis occurred because of the Blitz even during the period of greatest bombing of September 1940. An American witness wrote "By every test and measure I am able to apply, these people are staunch to the bone and won't quit ... the British are stronger and in a better position than they were at its beginning". People referred to raids as if they were weather, stating that a day was "very blitzy".
The Blitz lasted for 8 months

Attached: image.jpg (1500x1000, 288.48K)

youtu.be/gw1j_f2_dFg

Attached: 1547640872475.jpg (1540x1448, 639.48K)

how long until the police arrest me for walking to my own wheelie bin

>do you think i'm handsome?

Attached: 1585182772738.png (577x864, 347.94K)

I destroyed you in the last thread and you've come back for more?

Hi Bongs

Attached: neon bong.jpg (900x1200, 227.1K)

Brit/pol/ style outrage. Fuck me why don't you just go to Twitter love?

i woke up at 11pm today

Attached: 1565628519505.jpg (255x233, 10.47K)

should I shave all my hair off?

That's fuck all, mate. I woke up at 6. Get on my level.

Attached: 1584733106486.png (596x622, 170.96K)

Based and Nightowlpilled

Yes, and purchase doc martens and a bomber jacket.

Just an idea chaps...

The reason why Meditarians are suffering so bad right now is because they can't keep their hands off eachother. Men kissing men just to say hello. Personal space isn't a thing over there.

I shake a man's hand once, the only person I would kiss would be my granny (not now) or my lover. We'll be alright felllas.

Some almost dead people willl be dead. Sad if it's your granny but look at the big picture.

you all want to touch my bottom, gay but understandable as it is a lovely bottom

It's because everyone lives in flats and apartments and whenever I've been there they usually aren't very clean and have a general lax attitude towards hygiene.

Asking myself that question, getting long, dunno what to do.

Attached: Screenshot_2020-03-25 Vintage Spam Tin ~ Dolls House Kitchen ~ Miniature Packaging ~ Miniature Shop~12th Scale Amazon co uk[...].png (626x379, 563.64K)

this retarded cope has been floated so many times

sars2 mainly spreads by breathing in what someone else has breathed out. that's it.

the opposite

just grow it long

Couldn't find that one but Dominic Cummings has hit rock bottom

youtu.be/8GLyfkirHYA

Do it. Did mine the other day and now I look hard. Also it'll be funny in a few months when every cunt got a shaved head and the Guardian start running articles about the worrying rise in skinheads

Multi generations in the same house you spastic why are you thinking about men kissing you poofta?

kek.

I'm lucky and live in a self contained flat/space.

For work I clean a shopping centre... It's been a little "busy" recently.

i really want to but im shit scared of looking like this

Attached: CvS_r8KWEAEYSzo.jpg (900x1200, 118.22K)

Is this the nonce thread?

If this goes on into summer and it turns out to be a hot one then things are going to get very interesting if people are isolated in apartments and flats with no air conditioning.

>cope
mong

stay inside

have all the newfags gone yet?

smash smash the ara

Attached: B45C917B-0007-47E0-9A30-ED2A6A4759D6.jpg (1242x1248, 1.35M)

It's easy I've been doing it for a year. High and tight, longish on top. Just use some gel on top if that's your thing.
Fuck paying £10+ for a haircut

nigs gonna nog

Attached: 09709hnoihi.jpg (1024x1024, 142.59K)

Cringe

Dry air is bad for Corvid19 but yeah damp Summer in a flat...

Whenever I'm in Europe in summer I hate staying inside during the day due to how small the flat is and how hot it gets easily which is why I like being outside all the time when I'm there.

how tf you gonna blend it all in from where it starts to get long on top.

thank fuck for quarantine if i fuck it up

Grabbed the clippers today and did a 0 on the back and sides, had a picture of the Hitler youth bloke up on my phone but didn’t have any grades so just kept the too long.

Realised it’s just the same as the fucking Turks, who have actually cut my head with the clippers more than once.. fucking waste of a tenner what I’ve been giving to them for 10 years now

Attached: 2CED1E7E-E942-45C3-BB64-84ACE23BDBDA.jpg (731x768, 58.84K)

Attached: _111467204_telegraph.png.jpg (624x1004, 151.12K)

Attached: _111467020_metrop1mar30.png.jpg (624x782, 107.53K)

>stay in your homes
No

If you look like a mong then your haircut won't make a difference.
I was worried too because my head isn't round but it looks fine. Just do it lad, not going to see anyone anyway. If you like it then just keep doing it (like me) save yourself waiting for ages in a sweaty barbers paying £10 for the pleasure. take the skinhead pill m8.

Attached: _111467021_inews.png.jpg (624x789, 115.97K)

Attached: _111467022_dailystar.png.jpg (624x783, 129.21K)

Attached: _111467024_dailyexpress.png.jpg (624x770, 123.81K)

Attached: _111467025_mirror.png.jpg (624x767, 120.64K)

That's what 'Hard' is.

Attached: _111467026_dailymail.png.jpg (624x804, 131.7K)

Attached: _111467028_thetimes300320pg1.png.jpg (624x767, 139.62K)

based fellow skinhead. Fuck barber tyranny

Attached: _111467029_guardian.png.jpg (624x742, 114.96K)

Attached: _111467203_ft.png.jpg (624x1007, 159.86K)

nice that bin pic has a dirty nappy on the top among the bread, highly likely a filthy paki household popping out kids

god I genuinely hate pakis.

Don't make me happy user. The US is overpopulated by 200 million already.

Best paper.

That's a super bong.

Attached: _111467204_sundaysport.png.png (741x900, 1.42M)

I will surely die if this affair carries well into the summer

Attached: Comfy lindens.jpg (249x203, 12.33K)

Don't know why people are seething about this, nobody has gone hungry and the mongs who did panic buy only to waste it spent the money and thus the tax which helps the NHS.

Brita on in Germany here btw, usually post here all the time under the Germany flag.

Been back at my mums place for 2 weeks and still no fucker has offered me a job, the ones I applied for before I was let go from my last one haven’t replied so I have a call with universal credit this week, hopefully only have to be on bennies for 3 months if I can get another job out in Germany (still paying for the fucking rent there)

Can I just claim the bennies , find a job and cancel them? Tbh I’d rather be working than be on bennies but have over 20 companies ignoring me at the moment

Attached: 3844B48B-CC90-44F2-B811-27F7440CC7FC.jpg (184x184, 12.04K)

Fuck, I loved Robot Wars.

Attached: craig-charles-robot-warsmain.jpg (1200x900, 154.07K)

*ahem*

Attached: C0TymJlUQAArLYk.jpg (1038x1200, 304.85K)

Surely the free sex wouldn’t comply with the quarantine and isolation. Attack spoons at the ready boys

hold on Beppe

Attached: once i saw the river clean.png (1280x720, 1.64M)

Based papers poster. Remember housing user did this ever night. Wonder what happened to him

>Meditarians
People who only consume olive oil and wine?

Ah Spaghettibro, hope your holding in there lad.
Comfy as fuck, don't be upset that it's over lad, be glad it happened.

Attached: NH.png (519x594, 437.74K)

Has Boris been seen since his diagnosis?