/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2711

this will literally not be the case by the end of the week

Anyone else notice chink bots can't follow /cvg/ if you make them early

>tfw holding puts and the prez just said the country's turned off until May earliest

Attached: 5c58846dc54c1870aca5c1c64aaca12f.jpg (1037x1200, 68.38K)

>trump sticking to the script
>improvising less and less
>compared to february briefs

behind the scenes things are bad

brace for impact amerifats

Attached: 1585518122786.png (201x245, 61.21K)

>being a sodomite

Where was this virus originated from?

Attached: DypgpH3l.jpg (1080x1080, 90.85K)

china is responsible though

He's only doing bigger tits at 1mil.
>tfw no ahe or pregnant

Attached: 125231.png (205x246, 4.71K)

Only because you fucking kikes sell US military technology to the chinks.

dear god USA is crushing the leader board

Attached: 1.png (744x699, 67.03K)

when we hit 1 million infected coronachan needs to start growing a dick

Attached: 1585245671944.gif (640x822, 1.34M)

Same

How many empty buns and toilet paper I would give for one

Attached: ktjqveujfssy-1.jpg (800x800, 94.02K)

is there no trading until May?

Bros...

Attached: 1234.png (598x523, 144.51K)

The US army.

People are dying of unrelated causes and their death certificates are being changed to cause of death being Covid.

This is a hoax. This is the end of America as you and me know it. Our lives are about to get very different and we will look back on these times and be angered that we didn’t try to do something. No riots, no protests, no guns or military infiltration needed. They’ve done everything they wanted to do to us without any bullets flying.

>what is exponential growth?

they already proved yesterday that they were randomly killing homeless people

youtube.com/watch?v=UECFNbJpcow&feature=youtu.be

so anyone in a body bag being wheeled away is just some vulnerable person they can make look like corona virus is real and escalate this more and more

for the bill gates vaccine and microchip and martial law and fema camps and all that

Attached: NancyDabinMMLD-1235891954719666176-1.jpg (748x468, 56.07K)

Gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.

no
by saving themselves china saved mankind

LORGE BENIS

Attached: Mark_3_Zoonoid.jpg (690x1024, 240.81K)

There's trading. But most American businesses won't be generating revenue.

>tfw do have lockdown waifu

Attached: 1585442633844.jpg (597x643, 60.66K)

>10 times more cased and deaths than a month, not counting China numbers
Yeah I'm sure it'll just suddenly stop dude

Your ID has revealed your short term fate.
Goodnight & God Bless.

if we actually had testing you have no idea how crazy those numbers would be in terms of deaths. listening to the 911 dispatch literally every 30 seconds was someone who was having trouble breathing.

m.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/7392

Fuck off chankoro.

fort detrick

thread moving to fast, china did nothing wrong.

Faggot

Attached: 9953ABC7-8DDC-420E-80C4-FC7CDB903741.jpg (647x683, 62.49K)

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 141,774 (2,471) Italy 97,689 (10,779) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 80,110 (6,803) Germany 62,095 (533) France 40,174 (2,606) Iran 38,309 (2,640) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 14,829 (300) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,583 (152) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 8,788 (86) Canada 6,280 (65) Portugal 5,962 (119) Norway 4,284 (25) Brazil 4,256 (136) Israel 4,247 (15) Australia 4,163 (17) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,817 (16) Ireland 2,615 (46) Malaysia 2,470 (35) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 2,139 (7) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,924 (58) Japan 1,866 (54) Poland 1,862 (22) Romania 1,815 (43) Pakistan 1,597 (14) Russia 1,534 (8) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) Indonesia 1,285 (114) South Africa 1,280 (2) Finland 1,240 (11) Greece 1,156 (38) India 1,024 (27) Iceland 1,020 (2) Panama 989 (24) Dominican Republic 859 (39) Peru 852 (18)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +18,196 (+251) Italy +5,217 (+756) Spain +6,875 (+821) Germany +4,400 (+100) France +2,599 (+292) Iran +2,901 (+123) United Kingdom +2,433 (+209) Switzerland +753 (+36) Netherlands +1,104 (+132) Belgium +1,702 (+78) South Korea +105 (+8) Turkey +1,815 (+23) Austria +517 (+18) Canada +625 (+5) Portugal +792 (+19) Norway +269 (+2) Brazil +352 (+22) Israel +628 (+3) Australia +528 (+3) Sweden +253 (+5) Czech Republic +186 (+5) Ireland +200 (+10) Malaysia +150 (+8) Denmark +194 (+7) Chile +230 (+1) Luxembourg +119 (+3) Ecuador +101 (+10) Japan +173 (+2) Poland +224 (+4) Romania +363 (+6) Pakistan +102 (+2) Russia +270 (+4) Philippines +343 (+3) Thailand +143 (+1) Saudi Arabia +96 (+4) Indonesia +130 (+12) South Africa +93 (+1) Finland +73 (+2) Greece +95 (+6) India +37 (+3) Panama +88 (+7) Dominican Republic +140 (+11) Peru +181 (+2) Mexico +131 (+4) Singapore +42 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

Attached: CVG.png (2000x1027, 359.27K)

>futa
>on pure corona chan

Attached: aussie.png (404x238, 46.77K)

How much are you gonna keep moving those goalposts?

Impact of comet trail debris?
Or the flu?

Missed you long time old fren xx

Attached: 1584536729635.png (599x667, 300.01K)

stop spreading lies!!!

Attached: 1585469910449.png (1056x802, 243.27K)

Chink lies, nigger

Out qnigger.

...

>GcRM

Attached: 6374124b10d718b09a7a09aa9209dd3a-imagejpeg.jpg (705x527, 246.83K)

take your meds, user. NYC has prepared morgue trucks a few days ago, and Cuomo discussed on this recently. nigger wouldn't lie based on his reaction, and i doubt people are killing homeless people during a virus outbreak

Wuhan Institute of Virology

>following Shawn
based

Attached: 71556381.png (1024x576, 511.14K)

>corona-chan hasn't visited me yet
I'm sad.

Is Murrika kill?

There is no hope

Do they officially count obesity as an underlying illness? Say for example in this case they say no pre existing health condition. Would they say that if she was obese with no there illness?

Attached: Ln40TgK.png (949x315, 53.7K)

Based aussie

Did you know that Taliban has working vaccine against COVID-19?

Attached: 15855191447460.png (933x483, 612.24K)

>Trump finally stops nothingburgering
>His supporters keep nothingburgering
>tfw your cult is so brainwashed even you can't stop them anymore

Attached: 1585230168492.gif (264x480, 3.62M)

do you have a record of deads per day in the us?

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR

Attached: mitch.png (590x239, 43.96K)

Don’t tell me what to do subhuman.

Why was it created in Eastern Canada then?

Attached: Creepy_dude_duster132.jpg (743x1280, 626.24K)

If only Dana could have kept 249 in NYC

Chinese biological weapon from Wuhan BSL-4

dude simply stating that theres huge trucks filled with dead people from corona on tv doesnt mean its true

that video with 5 million views is propaganda and crises actor riddled all over it its hilariously obvious

all the normies are using that video to make this seem real

Attached: NancyDabinMMLD-1223104336944758785-2.jpg (1364x2048, 255.43K)

>the GLA is real and we live in the C&C generals timeline

Attached: 1584110212561.gif (320x314, 1.09M)

Shame we can't test exponentially faster.
We'll keep seeing steep linear growth as that reaches its limit like Italy.

Attached: 15734846474.jpg (1024x682, 80.04K)

Only a happening if living in 3rd world country conditions without medical aid at hand as soon as you need it bothers you.

Nonny I... I want to ask you for so-something... It's kind of... embarrassing.

Attached: bunkerbf.jpg (1920x1080, 85.53K)

this lmao

Attached: Capture.png (596x206, 24.9K)

>Rumors

China

WHEN THE FUCK THE DESPERATE ASIAN REFUGEES START TO ARRIVE!?

Attached: 1euIbc4JbKbTOYIdJRp-xzbviyE.jpg (1200x1800, 459.34K)

Show me your prep boys

Attached: Screen Shot 2020-03-29 at 5.01.05 PM.png (472x268, 162.35K)

Slaves of Qing will never have North America you shrimp dick chink

Behold it's a PKM, a soviet machine gun.
Cures COVID-19 one bullet at a time.

Attached: 15855191447521.jpg (960x593, 133.37K)

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.31%) Germany (-0.95%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-1.05%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.46%) Hong Kong (0.00%) China (0.00%) Australia (+0.93%) Singapore (0.00%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (0.00%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-18%) Tokyo (-20%) Beijing (-68%) Wuhan (-48%) New Delhi (0%) Dubai (0%) Moscow (0%) Rome (0%) Milan (+1%) Berlin (-4%) Munich (-3%) Brussels (-1%) Paris (-2%) Madrid (-2%) Barcelona (-7%) London (-6%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-18%) Buenos Aires (-39%) New York (-30%) Washington (-18%) Miami (-11%) Toronto (-15%) Chicago (-18%) Houston (-10%) Mexico City (-21%) Los Angeles (-26%) Seattle (-12%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

Attached: CVG.jpg (1020x574, 56.09K)

and the video you linked is true then, i guess. alright buddy. i'll take every word you have as the truth

Wait two weeks

Attached: African cuisine.jpg (474x355, 26.52K)

CCP

Ooo, don't you dare... Don't you even dare!!!!

Attached: iu[1].gif (516x544, 1.44M)

You are going to die and come back reborn as a Scot. It appears God hates you and wants your soul tortured forever.

Attached: Fateworse.jpg (464x342, 33.22K)

I fucking told you the media was making this shit up.
On left of pic related is an "Overrun NYC hospital", on the right is the actually picture from ITALY.

The media is lying and fearmongering.

twitter.com/acannon12/status/1244410727974285314

Attached: EUUI9ZaWAAAzVrK.jpg (2048x1152, 181.16K)

>m'lady is his transitioned twin brother

Nice

Attached: Games Workshop Codex- Farsight Enclaves ukitakumuki .jpg (990x1378, 409.2K)

THE GREATEST THREAT WE FACE IS NOT JEWS, NOT NIGGERS, NOT LIBERALS AND NOT RUSSIA NOR IRAN, ITS CHINA

twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1244413694496423942

Attached: 1580636719959.jpg (570x379, 63.77K)

Never.
>"user... I rove you... I want you to be father..."

Attached: 1241512.png (446x367, 43.19K)

We already own it lmao. More Chinese in your schools then whites. Chinese are the highest-status race in America, meanwhile whites live in trailer parks.

These were a really bad choice of design for bed sheets in this situation.

Attached: 12101494-3x2-940x627.jpg (940x627, 114.99K)

Bill consistently makes me laugh

Attached: bill.png (580x376, 52.62K)

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HANTACHAN
>WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HANTACHAN
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HANTACHAN
>WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HANTACHAN
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HANTACHAN
>WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HANTACHAN
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HANTACHAN
>WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HANTACHAN
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HANTACHAN
>WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HANTACHAN
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HANTACHAN
>WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HANTACHAN
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HANTACHAN
>WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HANTACHAN
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HANTACHAN
>WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HANTACHAN
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HANTACHAN
>WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HANTACHAN

Attached: iu[1].gif (500x281, 1.03M)

Fucking insectoid

Same is happening here due to no posthumous testing.

Is Japan finally going to succumb to the Corona Jew?

Attached: 1583969834968.png (875x806, 185.29K)

Flocking back to China to load with the next virus

Mail order urns when?

Attached: whoops.jpg (1280x720, 83.13K)

>Molymeme
>"Jews are not our enemy"
Fuck off

So on April 1st everyone will crawl out of their coffins and body bags to say "April Fools!" and we all go back to normal, right?

Attached: 1583809383527.jpg (600x600, 39.62K)

>Rumors around these parts are that people around the world have been having different reactions... some losing their minds and intentionally spreading the virus, others even getting irritable in quarantine and biting people to death.
>Stay frosty out there traveler.

Attached: motte_by_jeffsimpsonkh.jpg (900x900, 64.12K)

Quite frankly, fuck the mods

"You're so funny, user. Stop acting so tough... Now for my request..."

Attached: bunkergf.png (390x102, 68.33K)

That video is pretty sad, she's clearly in denial

same scene same actors same everything look at the person in the green suit lol

Attached: MOMOLAND_INA-1235326513693810691-0.jpg (1376x2064, 1.58M)

>"THE ENEMY IS DEATH"
T. PRESIDENT OF USA

are we living in a wh40k universe

Attached: 1584858572776.jpg (1200x893, 164.72K)

'Cause this is corona-chan's church. Now go and stay go.

there’s no person to person spread

All wrong, go get buttfucked by northern nomads you slant eyed fuck.

actual nothingburger

or MSM is just using the same image from Italy because they're not authorized to publish images from American hospitals to the public, otherwise backlash, etc...

>no human to human spread
Nothing burger.

Attached: 1583276283838.jpg (1200x1627, 176.35K)

Because no human to human transmission, yet.

>jews and niggers are not our enemies
Found the kike

I actually always wanted to travel to scootlan and Wales

No interest for England or north Ireland though

No reports
She needs to get off her ass and starting putting more people in hospitals

more like Nothing-chan

>both borders to the US completely closed with military on both sides
>no fetanyl coming in from China for the cartels in Mexico
>everything closed and pharmacies, clinics, and hospitals focusing on corona rather than giving out painkillers like candy

How much longer until junkies suffer from withdrawal and start freaking the fuck out smashing pharmacy windows and shit? Has it already happened?

Attached: 289243B1-D445-468B-B90B-DBCBEB98F593.jpg (582x527, 39.57K)

Attached: 1568849893548.jpg (447x444, 10.68K)

>wh40k
yes but the CCP becomes the god emperor of mankind

Attached: 1585267103558.jpg (882x1000, 431.89K)

Why is everyone blaming America and China as creators of the bioweapon? has no one noticed Rusia is the largest country with the least chases? and Putin has been swearing to put a stop to the NWO plans, no one is worrying about Russia, but you will.

Attached: 1585519405916.jpg (305x477, 136.21K)

You have to eat rat piss or shit, if it mutated to airborne would be hard to spread with lockdowns and travel bans.

Attached: 15873537384.jpg (1280x720, 215.76K)

Attached: 1584758381915.jpg (769x428, 39.79K)

I've been taking screenshots of the website for Florida's cases for the last week or so. It's grown by nearly 4500 cases in the last 10 days

Attached: gergeg45g34.png (1441x508, 295.89K)

youtu.be/9gIMZ0WyY88?t=20

Attached: machine god.jpg (1349x770, 137.15K)

Attached: iu[1].gif (498x280, 1.3M)

Dies grim

Sorry user. We'll write songs about your legendary virginity.

h1n1 estimatefags about to be BTFO for all eternity

alright dudes, out of nowhere I have been having this upper abdominal discomfort/pain (burning?). I am experiencing gastro problems as my stool was watery, but yet solid a few days ago.

according to the doctor who leaked the footage to the (failing) nyt people with abdominal pain are testing positive. just to be clear i don’t have a history of gastro problems or being intolerant to stuff.

Attached: 61B39595-211E-4525-85D8-B86033685F1C.jpg (1531x823, 183.42K)

Attached: pino.jpg (500x345, 146.69K)

>challenge
Pretty sure I can take him by kiting and beaning him with rocks.

Oh come on man, they literally said it's from New York.
It's lying and unjust fearmongering.

that webm always make me smile

their xrays & cts show the signs

Attached: 381F15A7-B13F-48C6-875E-045CBAF8F802.jpg (1881x869, 197.16K)

BASED digits

Am I a weeb if I put this image has my wallpaper?

China obviously, now i bet you people will deny this are from the CCP, or just some fuckwhit who believes that chink numbers are real.

some bar whore from Manila

>rumors

where did i say they're not our enemies?