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Ah, it hasn't updated yet then

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No time I am a busy man praise him

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MY FUCKING NEETBUX

my claim just went through yesterday
i got a message saying there is an exemption for the first month but the jobactive thing still asks for 10 jobs
i don't have to do that until the exemption ends, right?

You might, exemption ends on the 27th and your jobs would be due at like April the 29th or the 30th right? No clue really.

how gay is australia

claim thing ends on the 23rd iirc
it's before the end of the exemption

haven't had to deal with centrelink for around 5 years, nice to see they still send mixed messages

has anyone got the "china is middle kingdom" copypasta?

Centrelink has only been made worse every year.

Middle Kingdom or Middle Country, Mandarin Zhongguo, Chinese name for China. It dates from c. 1000 BC, when it designated the Chou empire situated on the North China Plain. The Chou people, unaware of high civilizations in the West, believed their empire occupied the middle of the earth, surrounded by barbarians.

Thank you Ausbro

See this is just ONE of the reasons I browse pol. To obtain important and accurate information in relation to government services or lack thereof.

Anyone have any plans for their neetbux apart from durries and piss?

I'm going to try and build a couple of these.....

youtube.com/watch?v=cqjn3mup1So

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I am going to pay some bills.

Need new rotors and pads for the car, should probably re-rego the ute as well.

saving every cent i can of it for a down payment on some land as soon as i can land a job after this whole thing blows over

i want a mac so i can be a sjw faggot

cenno is down again fuck me dead

The government is allowing individuals affected by COVID-19 to access up to $10,000 of their superannuation in 2019–20 and a further $10,000 in 2020–21. Individuals will not need to pay tax on amounts released and the money they withdraw will not affect Centrelink or Veterans’ Affairs payments.

Eligible individuals will be able to apply to access up to:

$10,000 of their super before 1 July 2020
a further $10,000 from 1 July 2020 until 24 September 2020.

To apply for early release, you must satisfy one or more of the following requirements:

You are unemployed.
You are eligible to receive a job seeker payment, youth allowance for jobseekers, parenting payment (which includes the single and partnered payments), special benefit or farm household allowance.
On or after 1 January 2020, either
you were made redundant
your working hours were reduced by 20% or more
if you are a sole trader, your business was suspended or there was a reduction in your turnover of 20% or more.

Nice.

All my mates are preparing for the worst. We're combining our resources and starting to dig as soon as government employees no long get paid.

At the moment classes have been cancelled until further notice so I'm going to try and make some hydrogen generators and hook them up to some standard petrol generators. Don't know if it will work by replacing the fuel line but I got a lot of shit to work on. Next up I'm going to try and make my Stihl Chainsaw Hydrogen based.

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The worst isn't gonna happen.

Yeah bud. I managed to take a peek before it went down and the $750 payment is going in on the 31st of March (tomorrow). I thought it would automatically go in with the next payment, but it seems as though the $750 is separate. Still have to report in a few days for the standard payment but it's nice to see.

Cheers for the info on the Super too. I tried to access it a few months ago but the Super Group said the tax office gets 22% of the $10,000. 22% man, for nothing. $2200 of my super for nothing so i didn't do it. Now that its going to be tax free i'll look into it again.

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I do financial hardship to take 10k out each year. So they tax you hard on the withdraw of 10k, you get 7780 or something in your bank account then at tax time do a return and you get it all back then anyway for earning under the 15k or whatever it is

>Next up I'm going to try and make my Stihl Chainsaw Hydrogen based.
Big explosions are in your future.

Yeah I know. But it's always nice to know your mates have got your back. I think its better to be prepared and have nothing happen then not be prepared and have shit go down.

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can only apply from mid april

Nice

it actually gives you the date if you bothered to fucking read before commenting

April 20 senpai

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HAPPY 90TH BIRTHDAY ROLF HARRIS

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>Lose job
>Still waiting on Centrelink to send me money
>Electricity bill automatically takes out the remaining of my funds sending me into overdrawn
Fuck this gay world

happy bday rolfie boy lets go play with jake the pegs diddly little leg

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>checked cenno as per this thread
>application is through
>first payment comes in day after birthday

FUCK YEAH CUNTS

Hate tourists
Hate the cunts stuck on a boat
Hate Gladis
Hate you cunts walking around the shops without buying anything
Love me cricky

Simple as.

My neighbour has been doing work on his house from as early as 6 AM and I want to slap him with my fucking shoe, I asked him to start later and the next day he started it 30 minutes earlier. Do I have any legal grounds here?
VIC btw.

Monday to Friday before 7 am or after 8 pm.

Weekends and public holidays before 9 am or after 8 pm.

epa.vic.gov.au/for-community/environmental-information/noise/residential-noise-law

FUCK you can do that?
I've been NEETing for years looking at my gay super getting drained by Jews with their gay little "insurance" and "admin fees" wishing I could pull the cunt out!

they took heaps of mine for 'insurance' but they just got in big shit in some royal comission i think. They have to cancel the insurance if you're not employed automatically.

You're the dickhead who set up automatic withdrawals and forgot to put it on hold.

What are the chances they increase taxes to pay for all the NEETs getting double payments even though they've managed fine for the last decade?

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Guess I'll call the local station tomorrow so they give him a warning, fuck I hate boomer cunts. Who the fuck gets up so early to do work on their house anyway?

youtube.com/watch?v=Z0rlYSJQkyw

That's why you use BPAY and not direct debit.

7am which is way too early it should be 8 even 9
neighbours are shitting me too, loud, annoying as fuck voices
their default voice is 'drunk in a noisy, crowded pub'
bloody cretins

the whole world will just print i reckon

Agreed, 7 AM and I'm still sleeping especially with their quarantine shit. Maybe I'll start blasting my satanic heavy metal while he works to send a message.

Have you been experimenting too? I'm always careful mate.
>Big explosions are in your future.
Not only in my future but also in my past and present. Thank you.

Yeah righto. It was the first time I tried it. Some of the questions on the access form were a bit invasive as well, I thought about just sending my 10 year old pair of worn out undies and saying "This is my last pair". But i didn't think they would understand, so i didn't.

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I'm guessing another half million people got made unemployed after the weekend's announcements?

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They need to increase tax on large corporations like Apple, Microsoft, Amazon, Google, etc. and also the super-wealthy, alongside that forcefully reclaim all mines and give out contracts to companies to Adani to use them for a small % of the money while the rest goes into a fund for the Australian people like some other countries.
How many billions have we lost due to LNP corruption? They give away our LIMITED natural resources for a dime on the dollar.

desu senpai the mygov page is like that even when no one is using it, this is what happens when you outsource everything to Poo's

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i thought about getting one of those cheap plastic horns the crowds have at soccer matches in shitty countries and blowing it at 3am but that would wake up the decent people and id be just as bad as the inconsiderate people

True, when you're reporting it always seems to be a bit of a gamble whether it goes through or not

I read somewhere (maybe a previous auspol thread) that the system was designed for only about 6000 concurrent users to be using it at any one time, so it's no wonder it constantly shits the bed when you've got close to a million people on the dole even before the virus came around.

>Have you been experimenting too?
No. It requires a lot of energy to make and store in comparison to energy output it provides when used, which isn't viable unless you have tons of coal lying around.

>Not only in my future but also in my past and present.
I seriously hope you are not dealing with a large quantity of it. It is not a stable element as fuel.

>>To exist as a liquid, H2 must be cooled below its critical point of 33 K. However, for it to be in a fully liquid state without boiling at atmospheric pressure, H2 needs to be cooled to 20.28 K (−252.87 °C)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_hydrogen

yep we need to just take everything back by force and utter contempt for the "capitalists" who are now getting another massive socialist bailout

Quads of Hate?
Or Quads for Cricky?

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Scomo the Divine is going to formulate a scheme in which all those individuals who received payments within this time period must pay it back. No excuses. He'll begin to impose strict laws for those who refuse to pay by automatically taking out a loan against your name with an astronomical interest rate eternally binding you to debt against the banks. He'll then confiscate your passport, drivers licence, liberties and will branded as a "social idler" of which you cannot reverse. This will effectively deny you future access to other employment opportunities, welfare, property ownership and they'll begin to use this newly acquired class of "social idlers" as hard labourers in order to pay back loans that the government took out for you on your behalf. You'll never pay it back though as the government discreetly takes out loans against your name every quarter, compounding on the already growing interest. Your individual liberty and natural freedom as a human being has now been absorbed by the state for their interpretation of the general will.

Take your meds.

>tax on large corporations
No they don't. Relative to the world we have one the highest corporate tax rates.

>alongside that forcefully reclaim all mines and give out contracts
They tried that with the mining tax and this country was too stupid for it. We laughed at Norways Sovereign Wealth fund wondering why we would ever want that in this country.

vuvuzela - i still have one from the last world cup. them things ruined the world cup desu its all you could fucking hear

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It's gonna happen, the motions of tyranny are in place. We've set ourselves on a very dangerous path to totalitarian rule.

Fiat Polymer Printer Go Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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it was the south african world cup what a toilet

I can’t even get on the app. Not that it usually is that accessible at the best of times

what date did u put application in fellow nu-neet

it wont happen everyone will vote labor/green, they'll be lucky if it doesnt happen anyway
libs are fags but they're not total psychos

app doesn’t work for me either, stuck trying to log in. When i could log in the “my claims” button didn’t do anything when pressed. Lol. Who codes this shit

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>No they don't. Relative to the world we have one the highest corporate tax rates.
Having a high tax rate means fucking nothing when companies avoid paying it or falsely claim they're making less than hundreds of millions in profits despite revenues of several billion (See: Apple).
>They tried that with the mining tax and this country was too stupid for it
This country is populated by stupid bogans and run by worse, lucky country and all. Hopefully, people will wake up after the economic depression the virus is going to bring on.

What are you Aus bros gonna spend your coronabux on?
Im spending my Trumpbux on a bunch of cool camping stuff