Wait...so am I going to have to fucking work from home for another month now?
Kayden Campbell
Daily reminder that the third leading cause of death in the United States is medical errors, and any “medical error” is a coronavirus death in those patients with it
Landon Diaz
HOLY FUCK TRUMP BTFO BY BASED CNN >Wolf Blitzer: Trump said CNN ratings are down. That’s not true, we actually have the highest ratings in 15 years HOLY FUCK EVEN CNN BTFO TRUMP
>just go get a job bro >if the cops try and stop you just commit murder bro it'll be fine that wage is worth it >if you can't find one just leave and make sure everyone you left behind is as screwed as the people you're crowding for resources now >if all else fails just rob people bro, what's good for you is good for the economy Please don't hide for 300 posts this time, if you're so right you don't have to wait until the end of the thread to get the last word in
If 2020 is a referendum on China it will be a blow out
David Harris
:,( I live alone. I miss conversations with my coworkers while grabbing coffee in the breakroom. I feel like an employed NEET. Guess I do like that I don't have to keep ironing my clothes though.
Oliver Ortiz
>How do these ppl still operate? They aren't doing it for the profit
It's just an experiment. Maybe in the long run it will be good because ppl will see how shit the elite are at manipulation
Gavin Williams
saved!
Jordan Stewart
>Not having to attend pointless Webex meetings even while wfm... Based.
Gabriel Martinez
>and extends the shutdown by 2 weeks This is only going to get worse for about 6 months before it takes another 12 months to reach a new normal Trust me my dad is the President of Nintendo PepsiCo Skynet Microsoft Sony Bad Dragon
Ayden Kelly
it's bizarre how so many of them think this is really a statement they should make how do the have this much confidence when it's obvious they're losing? really starting to appreciate just how bad things were under Weimar
I just got back from a walk. There were lots of people on the trails and at the seaside park. Plenty of qt3.14 (female) jogging. People looked happy. Got some coffee from a walk-up window. Comfy day.
Michael Williams
Something Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. It refers to men who treat average women like royalty in hopes of getting sex.
Elijah Wilson
>polling lower than hillary in the same poll >revealing massive enthusiasm problem and that bernvoters have no principles kek
Matthew King
Wtf happened to about 300,000 masks
Connor Robinson
So you're saying the dead vote Dem...
Jackson Harris
Yeah I miss my coworkers. Would go back once a week if I didn’t have a family to worry about.
>yeah it COULD be reasonable >like I MIGHT grant you that, BUT fucking insufferable these fucks would be yammering on about how "yeah but that doesn't really prove a point" as you tied the noose
Ayden Thomas
>run the daily trump livestream >best ratings since exploding sandniggers in iraq and afghanistan you can't explain that
Jose Allen
Trump likes CNN because they are a foil. The CIA can keep their project going, like WAPO, with the interwebs open ppl can form their own opinions, if they choose to follow the herd, then that is on them
Gavin Powell
>hurr let’s just create dangerous precedents for states rights
David Barnes
I always though it was an abbreviation of “simpleton” Is this true?
Shorthand for simpering, an adjective that implies rat like, snivelling tendencies. In practice, the kind of guy who thinks he can get laid by ticking off progressive talking points on his good boy discount card. Usually one of a harem of orbiting providers for a thot
Joshua Gutierrez
There’s a ton of people out and about in my community
I think a lot of Americans were watching tonight. Trumo's going to get a big spike.
Ryder Rogers
lel
Gavin Garcia
i would have lost my shit with that fat black woman and kicked the bitch out for being arrogant
Brandon Thomas
those women are trash
Camden King
Based. I do hope this convinces our managers that us on salary can work from home without an act of Congress they normally ask from us.
Samuel Powell
We had a social distancing block party here last night. It was pretty fun!
Dominic Morris
>herk gerk the largest travel and commerce stoppage in human history and the trillions of dollars lost to government spending, market losses, and a gigantic oil crash is nothing Okay so actually retarded it is
If you mean Fighting off niggers that ran out of gibs and poptarts. Yes you will be putting in work from home Pro tip Fill your bathtub up incase the utilities get sabotaged
Jose Mitchell
It’s insane people actually believe this
Brayden Hall
you seem to have made all the good points already in your greentext, so there's no need to say anything really
>Frankfurt Am Main: Thomas Schaefer, the finance minister of Germany's Hesse state, has committed suicide apparently after becoming "deeply worried" over how to cope with the economic fallout from the coronavirus, state premier Volker Bouffier said Sunday (March 29, 2020).
>Schaefer, 54, was found dead near a railway track on Saturday. The Wiesbaden prosecution's office said they believe he died by suicide.
>"We are in shock, we are in disbelief and above all, we are immensely sad," Bouffier said in a recorded statement.
>Hesse is home to Germany's financial capital Frankfurt, where major lenders like Deutsche Bank and Commerzbank have their headquarters. The European Central Bank is also located in Frankfurt.
Incredible how not even the shills on reddit can spin Trump's MAIN FUCKING PLATFORM POSITION as a bad thing anymore. They've given up. They're surrendered this point 100% to Donald Trump. This is a very good sign that Nationalism will be the next zeitgeist, if the previous signs weren't enough to convince you already.
Tyler Brown
Imagine polling lower than Hillary and yet still beating Trump He can't even beat a half-dead, demented old man
Just got home, somebody tl;dr me. Did trump btfo the narrative and gonna open shit back up or whaaaaat?
Ian Walker
All my pointless meetings got turned into emails by magic. I still have meetings coming up, but they're all meaningful. > miss my coworkers I don't. One smelled horrible, another was just an asshole, the chicks down the hall were loud, and now I'm alone and happy. Fuck all of them.
Jeremiah Richardson
don't you get it man if the world doesn't just explode in a week, then it's boring and nothing. in all my shows and stories stuff just happens fast, there's never any waiting around
Shills have a big problem. They're paid to spam their shit. But they're getting redpilled while doing it. Their fear level is high, and the thought of a Biden or Bernie presidency scares the shit out of them.
Gabriel Walker
Imagine thinking he actually wrote that, or that he even believes it
Leo Parker
But then Trump will just call all the direct quotes of him that make him look bad fake news and he wins again because as soon as trump calls something fake news, it becomes undeniably false to his base. Then he can turn around the next week and say the same exact quote again and his base won't bat an eye. Politics is a cult now, it's why the country is dying before our eyes.
Ryder Hill
talk about making the press more hated, they want them to swear at the pres?!
Yeah, I’m hoping this will change some mines at my work environment. There’s no reason for me to go in five days a week and keep a chair warm. I am high octane output, and really only put in like 25 hours a week on projects, if that. I can instead work the 25, and help out raising the kids in the other time. Fuck, or literally anything else
David Phillips
yes, but in 2015.
Jeremiah Ramirez
Kek. Our IT group sent out an email saying Outlook was going to be fucked for a while since MSF said they had 40% more email volume than usual. Very based.
Carson Gomez
Yes 4 weeks & yes Easter was only a suggestion a time to look at for partly re-opening it all.
Robert Smith
>the largest travel and commerce stoppage in human history and the trillions of dollars lost to government spending, market losses, and a gigantic oil crash dude just get a job bro lol
oh wow. you got me. i'm ridin 4biden now. congrats bro. you iwn the internet. shill of the year. youre so amazing. awesom. so effective. so fucking cool bro.
Holy shit, they still think the press isn't attacking the president daily over petty shit?
Grayson Rivera
>he despises the free press He despises lying. If the free press did its fucking job and informed people of current events free of bias and agenda, you'd bet your ass he'd love them.
IMAGINE being a jobless welfarenigger loser then spending your time on Yas Forums while pretending to be white
INCREDIBLE
Nothing short of some billion people killed would interest retards, I guess.
Carson Walker
2 of the last 3 General election polls have Trump and Biden tied within the MoE and the Fox News poll is utter garbage as has been discussed in the last 2 days. You're just a retarded sand nigger coping.
>boomer adams celebrating he won't die off chink meme flu cause everyone is basically a NEET for 4 more weeks now cwnt wait for another 4 fucking weeks of 'MUH BEER VIRUS' perisCOPEs
If she was looking at my cock like this i would prob just pre cum everywhere.
Angel Cruz
>/ptg/ believes its a nothing burger >but also believes trump is never ever wrong and to think otherwise makes you a shill >trump is keeping the country locked down for another month >which would make him a cuck by /ptg/ standards >but going against his word(pbuh) would make you a shill Watching The amount of cognitive dissonance increasing in real time in these threads over the past several months has been astounding.
Austin Lewis
Go-go Regular Expression pasta filter
Samuel Wood
>bro just like be a poorfag nigger doodweed loser instead of working herk merk
It's not really a Biden/Bernie presidency that scares them. It hasn't dawned on them that the Democrats are currently sucking China's tiny yellow cock. It's just that they know neither of them can beat Trump. There are no Biden supporters. Literally nobody likes him. He exists in the same sense that a propped-up corpse exists.
Eli Walker
then why dont you have a white gf
William Clark
And you'll watch them
Cooper Long
It is a nothing burger and Trump is masterfully taking advantage of it.
Justin Morgan
>Trump bragged about his ratings! >I saw it live! >I know, me too! lol they just don't get it
Christian Morgan
Thanks a ton user.
Noah Lopez
trolley problem memes were the highest form of art
On the bright side this gremlin will be kept in the cellar another four weeks.
Dominic Walker
You're so pathetic and obvious.
Nathaniel Reed
>april 30th >every warehouse is shut down and the ones that aren't are in a hiring freeze
I'm unironically gonna make more from unemployment than I am from going to work at a grocery store or something but this is ridiculous, I can only sit on Yas Forums all day for so long
Kayden Perry
I hope up with All-Star in my head this morning. I too know what it is like to suffer.
Camden Jenkins
nope last i watched was about Congress delaying relief for you burgers just because it wasn't about the damn meme flu
>the third most populous country in the world has more cases of a disease than all the countries with a smaller population than it what's this about high Jew IQs again?
Anthony Walker
if Trump is taking another month it just means he's confident he can do so it's called trusting your leadership and not endlessly wondering if the person most responsible for your country has his feet on the desk in a moment of crisis
My state shut down all restaurants, bars, retail and factories. You seem to think that I'm exaggerating or making excuses, but the reality is that no one is hiring. You can post all the smug anime girls and brainlet wojaks that you want, but that's the reality of the situation.
Media has a base that is shrinking and at the end of the day all that will be left are those that would never vote for Trump anyway. This is why I could care less what the media says
Juan Cooper
>trump is keeping the country locked down oooh, almost had it (not really)
>I'm a frycook who lives in a left wing locality and I have no skills, education, regular job, or savings. I smoke pot and my nonexistent emergency fund won't last me. Guise please I don't want to go look for a job I'm gonna beg for gibs on 4chins all day instead of getting a job that's super smart just like being a shitskin nigger in poverty.
> trusting the government to assign you a gf user, besides the obligatory vituperation of the socialism your idea entails, why would you trust the government not to assign you someone less than white? The deep state would probably rig the gf lottery like in Plato's Republic, only with dysgenics rather than eugenics in mind.
Asher Davis
>yeah they are mad that he hung that nigger on a tree alrite It was more like three of them.
Matthew Lewis
>A globalist Jew in favor of Israeli nationalism. I can't tell who is jewing who....
It is however to give cover Trump can say some time was given. He mentioned Easter as a timeline, ppl pushed back saying it was too early. Now he extends another 2 weeks but says Easter will be the peak. That Imperial College Report said restrictions needed to be in place till a vaccine was produced (18 months) Trump has completely changed that perception in the ppl's mind. A shit stained report that has been discredited.
Brayden King
It's hilarious how people consider coming on top in any kind of poll as any kind of a win. LMAO. OMG my guy won a poll, that means my teams in power now! It's the ultimate cope.
Parker Lopez
I hear if you twist a Jew's nose hard enough it pops off with a funny sound and they scamper away to grow a new one
Charles King
Also past the age of children so I guess that's a plus unless they're also crypto-breeders.
Brody Lopez
Damn her arms are hairy.
James Thompson
The press need to stop grandstanding and being accusatory. That's what Trump gets pissed about.
Guys ed gonzalez is making terrorist threats saying hes going to release hardened repeat criminal offenders into my community. If thats not terrorism i dont know what is. When murderers get released and then they murder again thats blood on your hands dumbasses. Do you understand reality or do you have too much ptsd to see reality? Nash wants to know
Everything I posted is the truth for where I live. It's frustrating to hear this shit is gonna get extended. I go outside and hike but I really just don't have much to do if the weather is shitty like it has been. Nothing really interests me so i just kind of sit around the house.
some people are predisposed to being boot-lickers and require someone to tell them what to think and believe. when their messiahs are shown to be fallible or wrong normal people pack their bags and leave however a sizable chunk of humanity will just double down and pretend like it never happened
trump cultists are embracing two opposite ideas right now without any dissonance because they exist outside truth or reality, it is all about feelings, belief systems and maintaining group cohesion
it would be fascinating to watch it if were some third world shithole that i didn't hope to raise children in
Blake Williams
kek
Jayden Walker
Big boss is redpilling the Nation Sit back and enjoy this is Historic. Winning
Ayden Harris
lol who cares "anonymous" try using your real name if you're such a big man
Samuel Walker
I guarantee Trump's people are closely watching non-lockdown areas to observe viral spread. If they still look good in two weeks, I bet things will get going.
Liam Morris
>paying out the ass for a piece of paper that says “U R SAMRt”
Yet they still write shit, and in columns meant to make one sentence look like a paragraph
Hunter King
That's frickin great
Elijah Thomas
you act like Trump has to sign the bills he can always say "look the crisis is ending I don't think we really need this but I'll hold on to it just in case"
Nathaniel Nelson
> J-school > cognitive ability More like high alcohol tolerance. High-cogs don't go to j-school.
Nicholas Thompson
Joe Biden’s social isolation isn’t going to help him in November
