LANDLORD HERE

>You WILL pay your rent or you WILL be evicted.
Fine. Evict them. Nobody is going to move into a new place during the middle of this crisis and they might have possibly paid you or back paid you if you'd set something up for your renters but now you don't get shit.
Hurt yourself who cares.

welp, you're gonna serve an eviction notice, the cops are gonna say "lolno," and then your trashiest tennants will serve you a baseball bat. You really shouldn't have relied on other people's paycheck to survive- maybe try having some savings next time.

>LANDLORD HERE
Such a sad larp for a pathetic rentfag

BRAND NEW 4 CHAN SERVER ON DISCORD. NO JANNIES. GET IN HERE POLTARDS
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get a real job parasite

I hope you stocked up on ammo to try and evict me. I sure did.

Based and reality pilled. Good look leftist leaches.

Lol. Parasite land lord niggers being shown for what they are , ligma fuck boi

you finna get evicted nigga

based

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU KIKE JEW...eviction are cancel in my state

cope.

>Enjoy them lounging around for 4+ months AT LEAST now
Aw geeze, can you imagine having four months rent in your pocket. I could use that as a down payment on my own house and leave a big healthy shit on your lawn once a month for all those months of 'risk' you took.

>She has already given me a few favors for this.
That's called blackmail, you retard. Even in your LARP you're still too stupid to realize this. Amazing.

I already paid my rent because I'm not poor.
And yes I could have bought a home or two but why bother when it just increases your commute and then you have to sell it in a few years anyway.

How about you show some empathy, and work with your tenants to find a solution. Instead Covid-19 has done a great job yet again exposing the scumbags.

Larp but for other anons this is third degree rape.

based

>1 post by this id

Do Americans REALLY?

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fuck off kike. landlords are parasites and offer nothing of value. usury at its best, money for nothing

Dockets are closed. No evicty for you.

Would make for good press.

we sure do and we should be upping the amount during this trying time

> OP claims to be an unforgiving landlord
> provocative image with a model house and stack of cash
You fool no-one. Go eat your cup-o-noodles you left in the microwave.

OMG... Jerry you fucking retard.

Weak bait

not until you buy my new fridge, kike

>Propellant
>Blasting cap
Sooo home Depot?

>Find shitty apt complex
>send letters to every tenant telling them not to pay rent because of the Wuhan
>make into a QT project for you and your firends
>see how much change you can bring to the world

Enjoy.

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Fucking based.

People are calling you a LARP, but i'm doing the same.
Just make sure to get that you are having sex with her in exchange for rent to get it in writing and have it signed by a notary public with 2 forms of ID.
If you want anal thats a separate form and requires approval from your state.

glow harder

All landlords will hang

lol u
I have sent a letter to my landlord today, asking if he wished me to stay I ill pay lower rent. Schools are closed, no more fucking zoomers sharing. people are leaving city. rents are dropping. He will give me 30% off immediately active in April, or I will just get cheaper place. Good luck with your bank I hope you have fixed interest rates.

Won't matter if you got evicted if you buy a house. Especially if you do it before the eviction hits your credit.

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No.
You must be 18 to post here.

>renting

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hahahahahahahahaha
ur so fucked

baste

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Good luck getting a sheriff to enforce it

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>LANDLORD HERE
What a fun LARP.

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watch all the retard toughguys piling in with (You)s about how they'll murder their tenants or cut off utilities (or both)

This. Housing market will crash and landlords will be left holding the bag of unpaid rent while people suck up cheap housing with trumpbux for down payment along with all of shekelbergs rent money

you're basically paying for sex bro, just visit an escort it's way cheaper

You will evict people and get no payment at all 2 months later when this crisis is over, bankrupting your ass too because you can't think past 1 month , not even mid term, retard

courts are closed HAHA

LOL I hope the bank shits on you kike piece of shit

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Don't post shit like this here Glow nigger.

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Is that anal form required for all anal or just where money is involved?

Landlords be careful you might get a swing too

not exactly proud of it, but I side with landlords over commies

Can’t do shit without courts open

you will be killed

I agree, the goyim need to pay their due. Remember the holocaust?

You will be sued for constructive eviction during a pandemic and my clients will demand a jury trial, and they will win, and you will pay three times the rent plus punitive, your assets will be liened and seized, and then YOU will become homeless.
>t. L/T attorney, California. Just try it.

>Propellant
/diy/ or /k/ will help you.
>>Blasting cap
The light bulb from a tungsten filament and beginner level knowledge of electronics, that you can find anywhere is all you need.

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Evicted by whom

lurk moar, you still stick out

>or you WILL be evicted.
You can't do shit, bitch. Evictions are closed. Get ready to get no money.

>Have gun
>Shoot landlord
What's stopping people in america from just doing that?

Your time will come soon, scum. We're more than you, both in numbers and in spirit.

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>implying you have to be communist to hate greedy landlords

>light bulb from a tungsten filament
Disregard that, I'm retarded.
The tungsten filament from a light bulb

Think cops will do anything when water gets shut off?

commies are too pussy, you wont see any of them try this during the virus

fucking hell now I'm on a list./

Nothing, give it a few days and I guarantee we start seeing this.

you signed the lease, go live with mum and daddy if it's so unconscionable

idk if it's gonna escalate to this with the corona crisis, but these threads made me realize that landlords are the first to hang in an uprising

hahaha you're a retard just get a pro you dumb fuck shes gonna take you to the cleaners
also LARP

I've seen infographics on Yas Forums that teach you how to build shit that you could fight a civil war with.
It's no biggie.
You're now on the list of people not to be fucked with easily.

amerimutts are a cowarldy disgrace to their forefathers

again, you don't have the communist to hate landlords

i never signed any lease and i do live with mum and dad, why would i ever want to participate in a bullshit game?

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Most states still allow evictions for any other reason beyond non payment. I can imagine some enterprising LLs framing somebody you uppity commies.

fuck la*dlords

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I don't understand why everyone calls you a communist for hating dumbfuck greedy landlords.
I even got called a communist by my ex-landlord when I told him I'm emptying out my building and moving into my brand new building I built.

There are some mentally deranged people out there.

I thought you Democrats were all for gibs and handouts.
Make a good example and gib handout to all of your tenants for one month waive their rent.
It's the democratic,liberal thing to do OP.
T.conservstive paying his mortgage April 1st.

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Based. Spoken like someone whi knows how to deal with leeches

now I WANT TO BE A LAND LORD

Renters become the rentees and the cycle repeats itself in 10-20 years

Just torch the property and collect the insurance. You also get to kill off some proles, so that's a plus

Imagine if an accidental fire emerged in your precious housing exploitation scheme, this would be most unfortunate to have your money trap go up in smoke.