PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GO OUTSIDE EDITION /ptg/

MAGA

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MAGA INDELIBLY

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Trump impeachment for QPQ when?

MAGA!

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Subpar trolling fags.

*HOW* CAN MOST OF THIS FUCKING COUNTRY BEHAVE LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING /ptg/ NEETS FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING MONTH OF FUCKING APRIL, /ptg/?!?!?!?

HOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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These journalniggers are so feisty today.

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What's a good part time job to get in this Corona virus economy?

>Detroit
>Dearborn
>New Orleans
>New York
>Baltimore

What could the common denominator be, I wonder?

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Why did fox news cut trump off?

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You are a secret shill because I had to bake for you last night.

JUST WATCH
EVERYTHING WILL BECOME FIRE

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>GO OUTSIDE

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>Drumpf, are you dead yet???

MAGA

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>go outside and be best
Fuck off mom.

Once prosperous areas

Trump is just seconds away from questioning the Holocaust

take the test.

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They cut him off just as he's beginning to tell a comfy story

There will be one good thing to come of this:
TRUMPBUX 2: ELECTRIC DOLLARYDOO

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>had to wait until the end of the thread to reply because he knows he's fucking wrong
I will repeat.
GOING OUTSIDE TO "JUST FIND A JOB BRO" IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR LARGE SECTIONS OF THE COUNTRY, BOTH DUE TO CONSUMER DEMAND AND POTENTIAL INCARCERATION, YOU DUMB FUCKING MONKEY

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I BET IT'S NIGGERS!

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He just btfo all of cnn

No one ITT has ever done anything remotely close to a cowboy

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Doordash

they are ruled by democrats

you guys have no idea how bad this will destroy the average american.

people generally get the news 1-2 days after drumpf makes these announcements, and when they hear another MANDATORY 31 days of travel restriction, social distancing, meeting bans, school closings, and quarantines....

they're NOT going to be happy.

think about how disruptive this is all going to be. think even at a basic level about school...imagine MISSING 2 STRAIGHT MONTHS of class in high school...these kids will NEVER be the same.

even humpty-trumpty admitted suicide rates are skyrocketing not even 5 mins ago. this is bad.
prepare.

Walmart, Amazon.

>story time

COMFY

exactly one baby has died in america due to coronavirus

You forgot Cook County (Chicago)

>JUST WATCH
>EVERYTHING WILL BECOME FIRE
FIRE TO ROAST OUR TENDIES

So will this kung flu come back every winter like the common cold and flu? Because i'm sick of this.

I legitimately have more fun with this shit than I have with video games in years. What happened to me?

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I guess the anchor couldn't go home without signing off.

Okay MIGA kike.

>can't handle the bodies

...3...2...1

Trucker.
NIGGERS and democrats. No wait, that's redundant. I said niggers twice.

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Fuck Bill in the ass with one of those hose + barb wire prison combos for his frantic cucking on guns

I like this story about Elmhurst. Very personable. Authentic. Human.

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we did you tard

Yes but we will have a vaccine next time.

>great hospital
>color of the outside
>size of the windows
based and real estate pilled

Hopefully. Imagine everyone getting a whole month off from work and school and getting paid to stay home.

You now why, It's Sunday as well, the weekend, the liberal TDS schedule

>What happened to me?
vidya became casual pandering trash and you grew up

and probably had a preexisting comorbidity that they will never disclose
be wary of medical statistics

pence time

>t. beer liker

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I'm just counting the days until Fauci stabs Trump in the back with an interview/tell-all-book.

Trump confirms FEMA camp body trucks.

extending this for another month is super fucking bad

Video Games have kind of peaked in regards to fun factor. They are mostly just visual spectacles at this point with no real innovation outside of a few exceptions.

awoo

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I have worked with cows all my life.

Life-long republican and 2016 Trump voter here. This presser really makes me consider going with Biden this time.

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They transitioned between programs and put Trump back on.

I'd love to breathe the air outside but TRUMP Coal power plants have polluted to the point that breathing it would destroy my lungs.

Kek irl

>great hospital
>I thought about buying it, you know, you can actually buy a hospital, I didn't know this

They're pussys, they can't handle it ! It takes a lot to be a neet and survive on a day to day basis !

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Not nearly as bad as you are at your job. Bye!

>extending this for another month is super fucking bad
Buy that dip.

>Trump asking questions in his own presser
Wait. That's illegal.

good

i want another $1200. I have tendies to buy

>blurry cat

Mike Pence is so God Damn Comfy.

What, you guys have quarantine until May? Lucky you, we're in it until June at least.
Better get used to paid NEETdom.

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JEJ, it’s not nationwide tho. Urban and college educate retards BTFO, rural and suburban master race carry on just fine.

Also
> DEFEEEEEEEND THIIIISSSSS

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some people were born for this type of event. many will go crazy. many will suicide. but not us