/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2709

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Donald, you're a grown ass man.
Stop acting like an angry, rich spoiled 8 year old atheist.

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15%

>moved into chinese owned apartment
>not cleaned from previous tenant
>stove rusting into itself
>things falling apart
>very little repairs
dammit

America will soldier on

>people shooting people in the streets from the roof in Italy

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still more threads than deaths in america

PEE PEE POO POO DIARRHEA

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>had done those numbers
>past tense
What does he know?!

>6 months
finally bill is on the right track

>got lucky
Why is he talking like this is over

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>INB4 NONNY I...
JUST STOP MAKE IT STOP ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAA

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Never said it. Thought it was a bad flu. Well really could be fucked

>well prepared schizoid incel in a small town with no tourism
If I get it despite all this going for me, I'm gonna be so pissed

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Markets crashing as Trump speaks.

We hit the cap every thread. Cry more.

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I'm getting bored now lads

>view replies the author has hidden

Fake news. All the hospitals are empty.

>airsoft
lmao based

Billy was always the shit Mitchell

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>airsoft shit

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WHERE YOU AT YA JEW BASTARD

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Remember number one thing is to avoid enclosed spaces with other people, especially having to share space with the same person for minutes at a time. That and hand-to-face contact are the two ways this disease spreads

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 140,990 (2,457) Italy 97,689 (10,779) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 80,110 (6,803) Germany 62,095 (525) France 40,174 (2,606) Iran 38,309 (2,640) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 14,829 (300) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,583 (152) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 8,774 (86) Canada 6,280 (63) Portugal 5,962 (119) Norway 4,281 (25) Brazil 4,256 (136) Israel 4,247 (15) Australia 4,148 (16) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,805 (16) Ireland 2,615 (46) Malaysia 2,470 (35) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 2,139 (7) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,890 (57) Japan 1,866 (54) Poland 1,862 (22) Romania 1,815 (43) Pakistan 1,597 (14) Russia 1,534 (8) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) Indonesia 1,285 (114) South Africa 1,280 (2) Finland 1,240 (11) Greece 1,156 (38) India 1,024 (27) Iceland 1,020 (2) Panama 901 (17) Dominican Republic 859 (39) Peru 852 (18)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +17,412 (+237) Italy +5,217 (+756) Spain +6,875 (+821) Germany +4,400 (+92) France +2,599 (+292) Iran +2,901 (+123) United Kingdom +2,433 (+209) Switzerland +753 (+36) Netherlands +1,104 (+132) Belgium +1,702 (+78) South Korea +105 (+8) Turkey +1,815 (+23) Austria +503 (+18) Canada +625 (+3) Portugal +792 (+19) Norway +266 (+2) Brazil +352 (+22) Israel +628 (+3) Australia +513 (+2) Sweden +253 (+5) Czech Republic +174 (+5) Ireland +200 (+10) Malaysia +150 (+8) Denmark +194 (+7) Chile +230 (+1) Luxembourg +119 (+3) Ecuador +67 (+9) Japan +173 (+2) Poland +224 (+4) Romania +363 (+6) Pakistan +102 (+2) Russia +270 (+4) Philippines +343 (+3) Thailand +143 (+1) Saudi Arabia +96 (+4) Indonesia +130 (+12) South Africa +93 (+1) Finland +73 (+2) Greece +95 (+6) India +37 (+3) Dominican Republic +140 (+11) Peru +181 (+2) Mexico +131 (+4) Singapore +42 (+1) Serbia +82 (+3)…

>FULL LISTS
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No bully

Putting it into action is EXACTLY what i'm here trying to encourage, user.
There's very little I can do on my own, that's why everything that I *can* do is so important to do, and ONE of those things is starting the conversation so that other anons can start putting words into actions as well.

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He's absolutely right.

It’s time to take one for the herd.

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>projected to hit 1 million dead on my birthday
awwwwww Corona-chan... you didn't have to get me anything!

he said they're going to peak in 2 weeks and now he's talking about how lucky they're

>normalfags have to stay in for five days
>Uhhh this is torture :(
Last night a bunch of them in my complex went out last night. I hope they all die and choke on their own blood. The age of the normalfag is over. Soon will be the age of the NEET.

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR

She did

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Nonny I....

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Oh people are flatlining alright

I just want the retards to cull themselves

It's Sunday.

Our baby girl made it

Ah ok

CNN got their ass pounded by orange man.

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>what are future markets

Lol holy fucking shit

How are YOU planning to use this pandemic as an opportunity, anons?

I've already been looking into a few things.
>Urban allotment planning & contact details of charities & religious institutions, etc. for food growing drives and urban work programmes
> researching Cuban healthcare training; not because it's a good model for healthcare system but because training normies in practical healthcare would actually improve hospital burdens
>shared healthcare training programme for other nations in the Commonwealth (to strengthen international ties & influence by recruiting from the diasporas) and Europe (to strengthen regional solidarity outside of the EU framework)
>setting up a building society to help people find work and afford those delicious post-boomer house prices

The problem is that most of the support i'd get for this would be based in leftist thinking and, while I understand the only practical way forward is a long march through leftist organisations, it's not exactly something I can do on my own.
Anybody else got any ideas or practical reading?

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>German state finance minister commits suicide

Clarification: he was the finance minister of one of our 16 states so really not a major figure in politics.
He also had cancer for the second time, so that was likely the driving factor

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In north Italy excess deaths this year are 4x (at least) higher than officially reported COVID deaths (see pic). The real death toll is likely ~50k already.

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So, if you die from covid you didn't die from die?

>704 new cases and 4 new deaths in Florida, United States
We're almost at 1k a day lads, I'm too scared to go outside at all now it feels like she's slowly surrounding me...AAAAA!

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BURN BABY BURN

SHIFTED ALL MY INVESTMENTS TO INVERSES

AWOOOOOOOOOOO

Is bill Mitchell a CIA poster trying to downplay how bad it is in the US

i wish i could give more details but he didn't provide

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RIDE THAT SUCKER RIGHT THROUGH LMAOOOOO

Fucking help me do it then i've saved up 5 months worth of rent utilities and food and this fucking shit virus has passed over my county like we're Goddamn Jews that painted blood on their doorways during the plagues. My brother two counties over is on a 30 day neetcation and i'm stuck working
AAAAAHHHHHH

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It's been hovering between -450 and -550 for awhile.

Trump is acting like an embarrassing boomer.
>i never said x
>well maybe i did but i didn't mean it like that
>you're fake news

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checked
also
>41 million Americans caught the flu and 61000 died
>Funny
Haha, Chang. You're the best

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I'm supposed to go to the DMV tomorrow for my registration, but it's in RI where cases have been doubling thanks to all the NYC kikes fleeing.

Should i mask up and go, or not risk it?

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looking for CBT JAPAN ASMR

Hey again, do you have a website or pixiv where I pull the uncensored version of you delivering that image for me?

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Managing panic while simultaneously extending the lockdowns. I say again, this will happen over and over where he says “we’ve almost got it beat, just two more weeks bro” and it’ll get easier and easier for him to do this as deaths pile up.

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They cancelled all elective procedures and all the junkies and welfare trash are staying home instead of abusing the ER

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-2.38%) Germany (-1.88%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-2.00%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (-0.65%) Hong Kong (0.00%) China (0.00%) Australia (-0.96%) Singapore (0.00%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (0.00%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-39%) Tokyo (-34%) Beijing (-1%) Wuhan (0%) New Delhi (0%) Dubai (-3%) Moscow (-4%) Rome (-8%) Milan (-4%) Berlin (-4%) Munich (-4%) Brussels (-5%) Paris (-8%) Madrid (-3%) Barcelona (-8%) London (-13%) Johannesburg (-1%) Sao Paulo (-18%) Buenos Aires (-27%) New York (-38%) Washington (-18%) Miami (-14%) Toronto (-19%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-11%) Mexico City (-23%) Los Angeles (-27%) Seattle (-14%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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My birthday’s April 18, am I gonna make it?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOO

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BILL NO

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nigga that's moe

It's ober

And yet she is a generous mistress.

IF NONNY POSTER POSTS AGAIN OMG I'M GOING TO DO IT

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Love this one so much Algerie bro!

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We'll bake you a loo roll cake mate

someone already uploaded it on rule34 paheal

Ya just quit this shit. No one is finding a bf/gf in /cvg/.

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Thanks. I only posted it so I can quickly transfer it to my phone (charging port is fucked), and you swooped in and gave me a better version without me even asking.

Tsun

4D CHESS

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so BASED

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Didn't that get waived? Or was that on a stat to state basis?

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I gotta tell you again how much I love this one

Linework's done, now it's time for the very time consuming coloring and shading.

See you all whenever-!

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Cubanon reporting
Situation status : fucked
my town is a ghost town it’s so surreal

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I would imagine a glow nigger wouldn't go out of his way to be obnoxious?

>500 less deaths than yesterday
>imagine thinking coronavirus is exponential
HAHAHAHAHHAHAA OHNONONO! DELUSIONAL HAPPENING FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH!

ITS THAT JEW DR FAUCI BILL

I’m comin for ye

the numbers fell so dramatically today it's very obvious everyone already had it and this is a big nothing burger. poor libtards will use any excuse not to contribute to society, they need to pay their rent and go back to work.

Nonny.... are you okay??

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We're here for each other user, in the glory of her milkers

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bro just use fill tool it's easy

>my dad works at nintondo
lmao oh nobononononononno

Those spikes kills the nothing burgers.

bee my survival partner

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This is chump change, I want to know when it kills 50-100M

>relaxing around a black
Never gonna make it

Reminder, colour hair for milf/ara coronachan is dark, for loli it's blonde

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Most be why they're literally considering not airing live Corona briefings anymore

so whats going to happen to USA now after what the orange said??

Oh so suddenly HIV killed no one thus far.

Who is that fucker to begin with.

Hahaha did they think people were just gonna stay quiet? GIVE THEM HELL CHINA

youtu.be/Cb4HvapM0rE

lmao true

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words cannot express my hatred of china

Will the real nonny poster please stand up

Fuck nigga you think this a media scare? I’ve told my kids pretty much everyone is nice. But most people are stupid and panicky

Looks great. Keep up the good work.

nice
thaks frens

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Based. Found it. Finally at 800 images in my folder.

Wheres the mega?
Is it curated at all or full or trash?

kill yourself namefag

All that shit is closed in Toronto. If you really need to go, go now. Otherwise wait.

checked

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its over

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THAT'S IT I'VE HAD IT

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if Bill had his way (no quarantines), 5-6 million is very realistic.

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WHY ARE THERE STILL SO MANY FLIGHTS REEEEEEEE

flightradar24.com/34.72,177.33/4

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>NONNY POSTER
What's a nonny poster?

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jej

Nice one user

I love how Trump BTFO's his own nothingburger fans himself.

Provisional kill count for Corona Chan today of 3,076
>Provisional kill count for Corona Chan today of 3,076
Provisional kill count for Corona Chan today of 3,076
>Provisional kill count for Corona Chan today of 3,076

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thats gay

there have been no new cases in china ever since they stopped reporting?

People LARP about chimping out but actually just whine more on social media

>imagine living under a chink landlord in your own country
Jesus Christ user

holy shit trump is finally taking it seriously 100%

What the fuck is trump doing. He just said "he doesn't have the sniffles" when that's not even a symptom of the goddamn virus.

Alright then.

Aren't they all supposed to be dead in Wuhan? 23 million cellphones and shit?

Awful lot of Mitchell posting this evening. I approve.

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Heh same friendo

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Keep it up you crazy Algerian!

Not sure why the difference in these numbers.

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lol Didn't his reality tv show do really well too?

Having a weak federal government doesn't feel good anymore does it?

About 45 minutes to go all money into buying stock that kills coronachan. I am ready.

Just but the dip, we'll be okay.

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Majority are webm as documentation testimony of the events, a selection of pics and a lot of /cvg/ restaurant orders

R A R E
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Evenings. Just got some free time. Have I missed something today?

They'll just stop reporting covid deaths

damn, it's slowing down

>#6MillionMyth

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Its goofy cuz it does actually sound like he has a runny nose.

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Prediction: Trump and rich buddies will purposely crash the economy in order to purchase cheap shares. This'll be a repeat of 2008 all over again

You will in the afterlife

10 days later. cant you read a graph faggot?

Does he tweet all day?

What is his end game?

>implying you will live till your next birthday

COME AT ME BRO

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he literally told them to wait 2 more weeks

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Thanks for the OC, Algerianbro. Keep up the good work.

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He looks so freaking creepy