White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #4

LIVE NOW.

The peak of highest death rates is likely to hit in two weeks.
>The peak of highest death rates is likely to hit in two weeks.
GUIDELINES EXTENDED TO APRIL 30TH.
Operation Air Bridge.
UPS Big Brown Army.
Nigger reporters BTFO lol.
We must generate additional ventilators.
Washington Post and The White House streams are the best quality. Fox News is a little AIDSy.
Trumps's daily press briefings are now the most watched thing on cable.

The White House
youtube.com/watch?v=xdhJZNxbq3c

Washington Post
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Fox News
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Cuntspan
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Q posted this weekend
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Niggers tongue my anus

first

>you people

Q FUCK YEAH.
MOST OF THE VAGUE SHIT IS WRONG BUT Q YEAH!

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FUCK NIGGERS

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Florida Man President rescues Florida Man.

BLACK REPORTERS BLACK REPORTERS BLACK REPORTERS BLACK REPORTERS BLACK REPORTERS BLACK REPORTERS

this bitch got 3 questions, hand over the fucking mic

FPBP

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I JUST WANT MY $1200!!!!!!!!

That shanequa is furiouse inside

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>Florida Man President rescues Florida Man.
unlikely

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TRUMP WINS NOVEMBER! SCREENCAP THIS

too many nigger reporters
fucking niggers

Dead he just say "dead Baron system"???

Will Baron be ok??

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>Why can't YOU PEOPLE just be nice?

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ANOTHER FUCKING NIGGER TRYING TO GET THEIR I GOTTCHA IN

Stop making America threads, hat.

Fuck you

Well pack it up anons. This German made such a ignorant and irrelevant point I hate Q now.

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2.2 MILLION

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Coronavirus is the result of the Trump curse. When Trump became president and made "America's problems his problems" This put a target not only on every person going "orange man bad" but may have targeted entire nations as a result of their conspiracies against the USA and DJT.

>30 MORE DAYS
>MILLIONS UNEMPLOYED
>MILLIONS BROKE NO MONEY FOR FOOD OR RENT
>THOUSAND OF BUSINESSES GOING BANKRUPT
>STOCKS ALL TIME LOW
>LANDLORDS SEETHING

IT'S HAPPENING

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Get over it, Hanz.

>2.2 million
are these actually the chinese numbers in mid march?

Noone's going to screencap a 50/50% chance retard

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>unironically cucks to the niggress
LMFAO

proven larp but you still double down because its all you have.
fucking idiots

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why the fuck are there so many nigger reporters?

NOT THIS BITCH AGAIN!

AND BACK TO THE FAT STUPID NIGGER

Trump handles the Press like a champ, every single time. He is the best President we have ever had.

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journalism is shit job for niggers

Rolling4 more dead landlords than /cvg/ threads

SIMP

ENOUGH OF THE FUCKING NIGRESS HOLY SHIT

TREMENDOUS SUICIDE

WHAT THE FUCK MENTAL HEALTH WILL OUTPACE THE FUCKING VIRUS?
DUMB BITCH

TREMENDOUS SUICIDES

WHAT THE FUCK

>Dumb reporter asking stupid questions again

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Made for BWC, sniff, etc.

TREMENDOUS SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!!!

Get back to work wagies. Start consuming for the herd

uuh guys ?

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Wait what? They're social distancing but they're passing on the same microphone. kek

Drugs being used the way you've never SEEN before.

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they work for food stamps

Mental depression

as opposed to.. physical depression?

TRUMP DONT FUCKING GIVE THEM CLIPS NOW THEY WILL BE PLAYING THAT SHIT AND BLAMING YOU FOR DEPRESSION FUCKS SAKE

niggers don't work

>Why do you think there will be outlining deaths during a pandemic and economic recession?

DUURRRRRRRRR

Digits for Wolfgang Puck drug induced suicide

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Purging the reporters

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>HE STILL MANAGES TO BURN CNN
BASED AS FUCK

financial

I DON'T THINK SO

That fucking hook nose journalist

life expectancy went up during the great depression.

ITS A LIE

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Trumpbux bro

economic depression

GET HIGH
SUICIDE
>GET HIGH
>SUICIDE
GET HIGH
SUICIDE
>GET HIGH
>SUICIDE
GET HIGH
SUICIDE
>GET HIGH
>SUICIDE

what a piss poor leader, holy fuck

Economic depression opposed to

The suicide rates soared during the Great Depression ffs.

fuck the nigger and kike media

he is raping the reporter on live TV

>another direct quote from what he said
>I didn't say that

>tfw going to commit tremendous suicide

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SAVE ME PENCE!

TRUMP IS SO FUNNY

reporters BTFO like usual lol hahahahhahaha

>CNN WITH HIS GOTTCHA
EVERY SINGLE NIGGER EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME

neinneinneinnein

what's his plan?

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GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

Fuck em

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>bickering

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I just listen to these things as endurance tests, like exercise for my spirit.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA NASTY PERSON

reporter getting BTFO

CNN BTFO

Lol Trump makes these reporters look like fucking idiots.

it's plausible given the cell phone subscription decline

Why are they looking for Gotchas during a fucking crisis

Do the reporters not realize Trump shitting on journalists improves his ratings?

GET ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Stop wasting time with those dumb fucking questions

doubles confirm we all kill ourselves

>peak in 2 weeks

Aren't we optimistic

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god you're a fucking idiot

deep squats

Is TREMENDOUS the right word for it?

CNN FUCKING RAPED

CNN BTFO

I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE JACKAL JOURNALIST FAGGOT FUCKS, JOURNALISTS GET THE FUCKING ROPE

FAKE NEWS BTFO

CNN BTFO HAHAHAHHA

CNN on suicide watch

I GET PENCE TO CALL

LOL PEOPLE ARENT WATCHING CNN ANYMORE LOLOLOLOL

Jesus christ trump, just MOVE ON. You get called out left and right, holy fuck.

President Trump is all that stands between us and socialism.

Gen X, Y and Z have no clue what socialism does to countries and people.

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Checked and shillpilled.
Now stop wasting the digits.

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instead of talking about trying to save the country, they are trying to gotcha the only person capable of making it happen

god fucking damnit

lol it's only funnier because trump DID say it

APPRECIATE ME

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CALLING ALL COOFERS TO COOF ON JOURNALISTS IN MINECRAFT

CNN BTFO

"we're not fake news"
"YES YOU ARE"
BTFO lmfao

STOP STOP HES ALREADY DEAD

fake news is getting fucking destroyed live, no wonder the (((kike))) media wants to shut these press conferences down

>americans voted for this
jesus he is the mosts inept president, isn't he?

I cannot wait for the CNN articles why drumpf is attacking "our democracy"
raped.com

angrey Trump -- a hero denied by his homeland

Absolutely firing all canons at this one

Holy fuck

FUCK CNN

CNN eternally BTFO.

fuck you cnn

>UR FAKE NEWS
>n-no we'r-
>YES U R

wow he got owned.

fucking based and redpilled

ALL OF A SUDDEN IM IN A GOOD MOOD

>i died with my switch in my hands

CNN is not trusted
Fake.News

CNN BTFO

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YES YOU ARE!
wut did the reporter say?

We are lucky guys! Italy and spain confirmed cursed.

TRUMPSLAP

THIS NIGGA JUST WENT IN DRY ON CNNS ASS

Damn seppos are easy to please, imagine thinking that's a good comeback

cnn wrecked again
>top bant by the God Emperor

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why do all these media corporations always try to spin narratives?
its a fucking global pandemic and they are worried about who is more left and who is more right
for fucks sake put political differences aside and try to save americans

Attacking CNN journalists now? Talk about a rough presser. Why does he even bother with these pressers if he can't even act "presidential"

read the room, you vpn nigger

yes, the trouble is a lot of retards think this is funny

y-you too

god I'm so fucking happy we don't have a cuck president during the pandemic. he's at his best when he's under attack.

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details? im late

ANOTHER MONTH

COOMERS CANT STOP WINNING

TIME TO COOM BABY COOM

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you could dig up a mountain of old Trump quotes that were a lie but it doesn´t matter to him so why do they even bother? He just says fake news and personally attacks them and everyone laughs.

I had friends from Venezuela, who taught me in HS. It was appalling, all the things Chavez instituted while alive
>left and left in disguise
FTFY

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The President wouldn't allow the media to talk down on him

TRUMPBUX 2.0 INCOMING

the fact that trump got the last word means he wins

No, if you read the full quote he wanted them to be appreciative of Pence, Army Corp, and FEMA. He seven specifically said not him.

Media is the enemy of the people

twitter.com/search?q=you people
So much kvetching.

Why can't they act like normal journalists? Why is everything so aggressively slanted from them?

u are a pussy ass nigger whore lover cuck bitch

They're using this real virus as a false flag to destroy the economy and Trump's reelection chances.

>presidential
You don't get to use that word, subject.

>tell my wifes son I love him....and tyrone to keep up the good work

Trump is one of the most honest politicians out there. June 1st is extremely optimistic but Canadian politicians only recently came out with may 12 which is 100% bullshit.

This post makes more sense than our elected leaders’ collective response to what is merely nothing more than an unusually severe cold.

"we'll take warrants, that means pieces of the companies."
we are now aware of the bailout scheme.

Didn't this chick already ask about ratings?

Based Kanye 2024

LMAO @ these softball questions

FINALLY THE REAL STUFF
WHEN IS MORE NEETBUX COMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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based

>HE'S SO RACISSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LMAO HES GOING ROUND 2 AGAINST CNN. HAHAHA

>if the ratings were low we wouldnt care about a national crisis
wow

What Trump is doing to the Fake News channels is fucking insane. We'll never have a president with big balls like this guy.

fuck, I'm gonna miss Trump

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STOP HE IS ALREADY DEAD

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Ooga booga

fucking hell. He is doubling down

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ROFLMAO CNN GETTING SHITTED ON EVEN AFTER HE SHIT ON HIM LOLOLOLOL

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I imagine they get bonuses for the questions or bitched at for not being rude to him.

based post-ironic poster

That retarded reporter just asked the same question twice.

Bahaha cnn getting a beat down!

>journalists

>fox news cut him off
lmao

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL RATINGS

CNN IS GETTING DESTROYED!

Checked and truth-pilled

Right-wing networks only hire pretty young blonde women, so it's easy to confuse them.

> the decider
> the decider
> the decider

we help their ratings their ratings are very low

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questions dont fucking matter he answers whatever he wants and babbles about random shit anyways for 30 minutes lmao

For fuck sake he said eastern a day ago

fox just flat out lied

What the fuck is he talking about
FOUR MORE YEARS

RIDE IT

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL ON SUICIDE WATCH

found the CNN reporter already twisting words

THIS is the guy you guys all like?
He's barely cohesive

RIDE IT LIKE A COWBOY

Gen X does, they grew up while the USSR was still a thing. Millenials are the shittier version of their shitty parents who LARPed as commies in the 60s, so of course they're doing the same thing now. Most of them, like that bitch, think that socialism means gibs, and have never dealt with a socialist structure like a co-op store or factory. When they do, they tend to swing right or lose their minds completely. Anyway, the older ones are already turning into cokehead yuppies, just like daddy was, so it's only a matter of time until the socialism fad passes again.

That's what the majority wants. Not some pregnant 38 year old negress.

Oh my god he is ranting about the bachelor.

RIDE IT

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yeeehaww ride it like a cowboy

RIDE IT LIKE A COWBOY

low energy beta detected

National briefing about press needing to be nice and muh ratings. The fuck is this shit? Only real news been 30 day extension

lockdown until june ??

Are leafs officially considered memeflags?

RIDE IT LIKE A COWBOY

RIDE THAT SUCKER

RIDE IT RIGHT THROUGH

LOCKDOWNS UNTIL JUNE 1ST

OH GOD SO FUCKING HOT

damn she is cute where is she from?

CNN DIDN'T CUT HIM OFF, FOX NEWS DID

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>Ride that sucker

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your moms puss is barely cohesive

RIDE IT LIKE A COWBOY
>RIDE IT LIKE A COWBOY

You mean coherent, chink.

Hahaha hes so funny when he trashes cnn. He legitimately hates them. So do the rest of US. Spending 10 minutes out of a national address during a crisis crushing CNN Trump 2020 (:

Stocks are not all time low you absolute retard, they aren’t even bellow where they were when trump won.

These conferences turned into daily shitting on CNN and co., with live coverage on CNN and co.

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RETARDED FAGGOT BOOMER FUCK

> ride it like a cowboy
I wish a country would

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>When they don't want the president of the United States to have a voice, you aren't talking about democracy any longer.

The oracle has spoken.

SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD WHEN THIS HITS ITS LIMIT
>SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD WHEN THIS HITS ITS LIMIT
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD WHEN THIS HITS ITS LIMIT
>SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD WHEN THIS HITS ITS LIMIT
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD WHEN THIS HITS ITS LIMIT
>SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD WHEN THIS HITS ITS LIMIT
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD WHEN THIS HITS ITS LIMIT
>SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD WHEN THIS HITS ITS LIMIT
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD WHEN THIS HITS ITS LIMIT
>SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD WHEN THIS HITS ITS LIMIT

What did Fox say? I'm on Washington Post stream.

Sounds awful, user. Teachers prostituting themselves for food. Surgeons who do not have running water in their hospitals.

Prisoners butchering and eating weaker prisoners.

Hillary would have had us living in a country like that. And she would not have cared a bit, so long as Hillary was safe.

We got very lucky when Trump was elected. We need to do everything we can to get President Trump re-elected.

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>you people
>that's why nobody trusts the media
Media: HE MEANS BLACK PEEPO

YEEEEHAWWWWWR

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Weinstein in a coma?

What in the fucking world is this retard talking about?

we all care about the national crisis, why does trump brag about his ratings when we all are willing to watch it on any network? its bizarre.

Especially with Joe tessitore and booger McFarland.

nothing burger fags BTFO by the president

>He's in a coma

LMFAO

kek

I'm gen X and I grew up afraid I was going to have to kill commie invaders.
Now I want to kill commie invaders.

>you don't like the guy stumbling over words talking about things he doesn't understand
Yes user, I'm the one with low energy

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EW WOMAN

ITS NOT JUST FLU
>ITS NOT JUST A FLU

Leafbro will.

Yup :) fuck you.

Oy mate you have a loisense for that tele?

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Its a beautiful thing fuck them ass hats lol

this bitch looks like a lizard nigga

>some people
>metro areas
What did Birx mean by this

kys

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they cut for a minute for john scott to end and start the next hour of coverage

WOLVERIIIIIIIIINES!!!!!!!!

They just did a throwover at the top of the hour. Mentioning the extension to April 30th.

>ITS JUST A FLU

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Should have sat her blown out cunt in one of the big horns and slide all the way down it.

I'm already on it you retard. This is thread #4.

how is Boris doing? bet he wishes he could stand in front of the nation and address them like a chad

Haha Louisiana eating another huge disaster.

I want to coom on her scarf

>Brown army

It's everybody else for the past hundred years that hasn't acted presidential. Presidents should not suffer fools gladly. Some of these people should be whipped.

I love Grandma Covid

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short people got
no reason

Fragile white masculinity BTFO

illinois is definitely extending the shut down now
fucking christ i'm really uneasy now

dr fauci always reminds me of mel brooks

Barr is in disguise in UK impersonating Boris until next election.

Now you're on the trolley bucko! Now's not the time for decisions, it time for action! Like my good friend from high school used to say, "Hard times make it, s-so you have to be ready in the-moment or else the price of pickles will shoot up on you pal!" Great man!

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>Be High Chancellor of Reptilian Shadow Government on Earth
>Slowly heating planet to make more comfortable
>FeelsGoodLizard.jpeg
>Suddenly Reptilians start to die in China
>Some kind of Virus? Maybe a bioweapon?
>Humans show almost no symptoms but become carriers
>Suspect US Military planted it in China under Trumps orders
>Virus starts to spread, killing reptilian soldiers
>Nest in Italy hit hard
>Try to panic humans to get them to slow spread of virus
>Some will die from economic collapse but meh
>Earth governments start to close borders
>Virus still spreading, killing reptilians
>Pull strings to close human establishments and enforce social distancing
>Trump declares a treatment
>Panicked Reptilians take treatment and die
>Entire Reptilian Shadow Government panics
>The Reptilian Shadow Government is now working from home

It would be sad to see an entire network pull a Dan Rather if it wasn't so entertaining.
Poor CNN they try so hard.

2 SCOOPS
2 VENTILATORS

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damn what a hottie

Why is this spp fucking comfy

Dr. Birx has a 10/10 porn star voice for an older lizard lady.

Trump going EMPATHY. He's unstoppable.

Sooo comfy

Cuomo reminds me of Andy Garcia.

>He's barely cohesive
You mean he's becoming not-glue?

>coherent

you fucking idiot kek

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twitter.com/DeanObeidallah/status/1244390537047744513
please, march that retarded senile fuck Creepy Joe Biden out on tv every day
I would fucking LOVE it

Smooth talking Pence's turn.

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comfy pence time

Long time no see, Guido

KEK

Did you hear the birds chirping as soon as he started getting emotional? He's willing nature.

10/10

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This. The hair bun is comfy too.

BFBBC

spp?

MIKE HAS COVID

MIKE HAS COVID

MIKE HAS COVID

MIKE HAS TROUBLE BREATHING

MIKE HAS COVID

Trump is killing this press conference!
Democrats don’t have a chance after this

You got a loicense to post here m8?

God fucking dammit.
Alright boys, how can we convince her to take out her saggy titties on live television.
This is serious business, we need to get this shit done.

Mike doesn’t look so healthy.

Bwaahahahaaahaha and yet in the midst of this "national crisis," youre perfectly ok with whole areas of the nation not being able to see these conferences which include updates from a whole fucking group besides Trump, because their (((representatives))) says theyre not allowed. I bet youre faggot ass pushes that Trump is being too dictatorial as well. You fuckers truly are schizos, my LORD.

I'm not reading through this shit but did trump really use the 2 weeks meme?

The only good ratings CNN has is when Trump shits on them.

I FUCKING LOVE PENCE LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE NIGGA

Agreed, we need not fear the future with Trump at the helm

probably hasn't slept much

Sounds the same desu