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MAGA

HOLY SHIT

HE IS KILLING THAT NIGRESS

BE NICE

he being mean to reporters....

FATTY BTFO

KEK, he's fucking RIPPING this reporter a new one!

Two dumb nig nogs in a row

BE NICE

HOLY SHIT

>WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE STOP STEALING BIKES
HOLY SHIT HE SLAUGHTERED THAT NIGGER LIKE ZIMZAM

HHAHAHAH THAT FAT BLACK WOMEN IS GETTING BTFO

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>another 2 months of not being able to buy food

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HOW DARE HE!! IMBEACH NOW

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not really, 9/11 was understood to be an attack on America itself immediately by almost everyone
it's why neocon Bush really had to rally the troops to make sure we "all healed together", kikes knew how exposed they were if people let their anger build up.
they really conned us good with that one. prepared us in a lot of ways for what's happening now though.

Trump is HOT tonight!! FUCK yes

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BE NICE

>tfw I owe rent on April 10th and hoping Trump tells landlords to fuck off

tbf she's asking for it

FUCK FAKE NEWS & MAKE WHITE CHILDREN!

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>HE IS KILLING THAT NIGRESS
in minecraft

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TWO NIGGERS CASTRATED AND HUNG BY TRUMP
SOMEONE GET THAT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE...


>awe shit cracka, watchu mean 'you people'
>DAS RACIST

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did he just imply the black guy couldn't read?

Imagine looking like this. How much you would hate life.

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HE JUST EVISCERATED THAT NEGRESS
>that's why you worked for the times, and now you work for someone else

White people should be deputized so we can legally put niggers spics and kikes down for looting and pandemonium.

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>NO MORE SCOURGE

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>honestly I’d rather use our resources to string up every reporter and journalist in the country

TRUMP NO

Trump is still pretty composed having to deal with these retards every single day

HAHAHA
Nogstress hamplanet BTFO

Fuck that was fantastic. Tearing them all new assholes. I love President Trump so much.

1. DON'T BE A CUTIE PIE

2. BE NICE

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WHERE IS OUR SUPPLIES DRUMPF!!

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BE NICE
>BE NICE
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>BE NICE
BE NICE
>BE NICE
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>BE NICE
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>BE NICE
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>BE NICE

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>i wish those jews never brought you people into this country
GOD DAMN TRUMP

>drumpf getting owned by DeepState Fauci

You love to see it. What happened to Easter? Trumps so weak

Why didn't they distribute them?

> Embraer and Boeing are in deep shit over that joint venture at the moment.
Wasn’t Airbus and Bombardier in some sort of joint venture as well to go around restrictions on the American market?

I love this fucking timeline lads

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>the dindu reporter for (((Bloomberg))) and sheboongoblin for (((PBS))) getting repeatedly BTFO by Blimpf

Why don't they just give up already

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>You need to be more positive
>That's why you used to work for the Times and now you work for somebody else

imagine getting ridiculed in front of the national press like this holy shit lol

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>MAKE WHITE CHILDREN!
put the example first

What incompetent boss she must have to send HER. lol.

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Pelosi cooking another ukraine tier impeachment scam
Fuck these democrats
Throw em in gitmo

THE GOD KING SAYS ASK NICER QUESTIONS

White people are worse than nig nogs 90% of the time

>WORKING FOR WHOEVER NOW

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>not being 3 months ahead on rent already
oof never gonna make it

> Are you suggesting that member of state government in the New York area may engage in some form of graft during a crisis with huge costs
How do liberals who are over the age of 10 actually think this is an unlikely scenario
Have they already erased Christie from memory? Do they have memories?

SO THREATENING

MAGA

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That's what a debate between him and Stacey Abrams would have looked like lol

Who you with kike?
Bloomberg, that two timing wallstreet jew failure.
Imagine that.

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READ THE STATEMENT NIGGER
BE POSITIVE
STOP WITH THE GOTCHA GOTCHA GOTCHA
DON'T BE THREATENING
BE NICE
NIGGERS BTFO

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>illinois over 1k new cases today
yes, yes chicago, fall into darkness

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THAT'S ENOUGH
KEEEEEEK

>Mr. President why did you say the mean thing?
>Trumo: how about we get back on topic? You're a shitty reporter
Rinse and repeat.

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How exactly is the federal government going to tell a bunch of people with private contracts anything

ASK NICER QUESTIONS, GOY

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>THAT'S NOT FAIR TO YOUR OTHER REPORTERS

Should’ve stocked up three months of supplies like the president told us to do over a year ago, user.

They're gonna latch onto Trump saying

>you people

to an innocent disabled person of color reporter and it will truly be over for drumpf then

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THAT'S ENOUGH

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THAT'S ENOUGH BITCH

FUCK OFF

THATS ENOUGH! bwahaha

ENOUGH

Fucking kek

CHIMP OUT

>That's why you used to work for the Times
kek, she is a demoted negress who now works for PBS

I have it, I just don’t want to pay them, user.

The news today is really bad. A lot of people are not going to have jobs to go back to. The (((scientists))) are talking about millions of deaths and we won't even have 20% as many deaths as the flu. There needs to be a price to pay for destroying millions of American lives by making predictions that are off by a factor of 10 or even 100.

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NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST SHUT UP A BLACK POC! THATS NOT EQUITY WE NEED SOCIALISM NOW

She wants a CNN job just like April Ryan

>TWO MOAR WEEKS posting IRL

BE NICE

SEEEETHING SHEEEBOOON

> OH NO NO NO NO NO
There are anons (I kid you not) in this very thread, that will DEFEND THIS person instead of telling her to get a job
> NO, REALLY

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Seething reporter is seething.

Trump just throwing haymakers left and right

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If they don’t have to pay mortgages, it would be sense that they couldn’t force pay for rent, but I don’t know the legality of that.

Row Row Fight the Powah
god speed user

ARGHHHHHHHH

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I love how the networks try to get the black reporters to ask Trump the "gotcha" questions so that when he claps back on them they can spin it as rayciss

BLIMPF YOU CANT DO THIS!! NOOOO!!1

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repeat after me
>i will never buy the supplies
>i will never buy the guns
>i will never have the sex

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We need to quarantine the press to keep them safe from Trump

Where’s the father?

will that human blimp ever get tired of losing?
Asking the same shit for close to two weeks, getting BTFO every time.

HE CAN'T EVEN ANSWER A FUCKING QUESTION

HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO WIN??

I've decided to become a bigger autist by getting into monstergirls.
Lich, it has already fallen to darkies.

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>Organized crime stealing masks

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>tfw a shift of mandatory overtime last week
>a shift of mandatory overtime this week
>mandatory overtime all the way through April 9th

stop ordering so much shit
.t amazon wagie

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You’re too retarded to be the real portubro

She could easily get one. My sister had her kid and worked until a week before the baby was born.

>What incompetent boss she must have to send HER.
nope, she's perfect
I can see the headline now:
"Drumpf attacks woman of brave color, says she's stupid and fat"
seen it before with April Ryan

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>unemployed
Medicaid

Women shouldn't have jobs in the first place, let alone terminally imbalanced ones currently fostering new life. Women are for kitchens and window sitting and milf making

>WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY "YOU PEOPLE", YOU FAT! LOOK! NUMBER 1, I WORK FOR ME AND NUMBER 3 I KNOW BLACKS AND HELPED THEM LIKE I DID CORN POP! RACIST MALARKY PUNK!

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>we have a different population than Italy or Spain

yeah they are white

Biden btfo

This has been great. I haven't seen this many niggers get slaughtered on a Sunday afternoon since the XFL cancelled their season.

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You cannot expect her to remember every man she banged.

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>Be nice

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wait until they start reporting accurate numbers out of New Orleans. Shit is about to get real FAST

Whatever models they're using are total shit. It's not going up another 2-3 orders of magnitude.

>we're hoping the models aren't right

KEK

keep seething, egglet

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She mad

>That's why you used to work for the Time and now you work for someone else
That got a hardy kek out of me.

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I think Trump should be nicer to the reporters....

That’s an odd mantra user

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You got a job. You will eventually get a gun and a gf.

Aren't you getting paid like $30/hr for overtime though?

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> A lot of people are not going to have jobs to go back to
user, here is the 411
> if you “have a job” but have zero hours and zero pay and your boss have zero customers and zero income you DON’T REALLY HAVE A JOB
The sooner you realize that the less time you spend in the despair cycle and the sooner you can be in the lulz zone

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Maybe she should have had a more stable job before spreading her legs?

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((((Models))))

This is going terribly.

Trump flipping shit. Another month of shutdown. Delays on payouts. Dissing entire sectors, landlords.

This week is going to suck. Plus whatever drama we have to wait for on Tuesday.

This was not a successful presser if the goal was to assure the public.

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Post the virus models.

>HOW BAD COULD THIS POSSIBLY GET?

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Democrat, and Republican for that matter, mouthpieces aren’t reporters.

>> if you “have a job” but have zero hours and zero pay and your boss have zero customers and zero income you DON’T REALLY HAVE A JOB
That covers like 30% of the country right now.

Since Trump mentioned about another April 30th, all governors will announce the same thing tomorrow, I’m guessing.

Fauci about to get his words twisted once again

>YOU'RE A BAD JOURNALIST
>YOU WERE WORKING FOR THE TIMES, NOW YOU WORK FOR SOME NO NAME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THAT'S GONNA STING THE NIGGERS FOR A FEW DAYS

>am i a joke to you

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Fail better next thread. Bye!

>DEFEND THIS
I say send her back to mexico cause she looks mexican

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Ok so first they complain Trump doesn't hold press conferences but now they don't want them?

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IGNORE THE MODELS!!

>Million people dying per minute for the next ten years
It's ogre

Disgusting monkey

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Name me another President who has belittled a reporter for just doing her job. In a time of crisis, the Donald Trump is lashing out at reporters instead of calming and reassuring the public in a time of epidemic uncertainty.

JEJ, is that DESPAIR I’m sensing. Stop being poor user

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The modelling for H1N1 were 7 times out. 12k deaths would have been 84k

fuck off wagie, my bed I ordered got pushed out another 3 weeks

S2 when?
and yet the shill narrative is that Cuomo btfo Trump and that Trump is evil for not sending shit they didn't need in the first place, when that's not even his fucking job to begin with

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>IT'S JUST A MODEL BRO

Yeah that model is putting thousands out of work. Why should people be anxious?

Democracy dies in darkness goyim

Why though?
No. The Bombardier and Airbus deal will likely fall apart. Airbus bought out Bombardier's share in the A220 program. You're stuck with Germans and Frenchmen designing aircraft instead of Canadians.

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>There are actual incelerinos in this thread for real though

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>REEE TRUMP ISNT DOING ANYTHING
>trump does thing
>REEE TRUMP DID A THING
and repeat

Lol I bet most Cuban doctors don’t even know how modern equipment works

He continued by saying "you people, the media," so they won't really be able to drive that much except through ridiculous footage chopping.

>being called fake news for 4 years.
sure, that's gonna sting

where's your journal article, user? oh, you're just talking out of your ass and shitting on people who studied this for years. ok then

did the whole "9k stock market drop" just skip your memory or something? we're unironically in a situation similar to 1929 as far as economic slowdown
>inb4 portugal lecture about the differences
yes i know but it's an easy metaphor

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>5,635 tweets
>made "Trending"
lol ok

Dems where trying to pull a puerto rico and got called out .
kek

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The father should have a job and once she has the baby she should be seeking a job if she needs money.

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>thousands
much more than that i'm sure, user
though i haven't heard of any actual numbers

$34/hour yeah lol
but I can barely have time to post in /ptg/

I'm taking a nice long walk tomorrow. Another month of this shit...

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Obama lashed out at Fox and other reporters. Well he also investigated them and put them in jail.

Holy shit fouch the grouch killed her

lol. they do the same thing over his State of the Union addresses. They know how charismatic he is and how much people naturally love him.

>despair
I own too money guns to even know what that feels like desu senpai

ANG-ELA

Turns out he is actually mexican

The fuck gookmoot that's not my image what the fuck is that

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Obama literally put people in jail for reporting on corruption. Lynch yourself.

When the fuck are we going back to work? May 1st, I guess?

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You get double OT at amazon right now though.

The money must be nice.

I bet she has an onlyfans for whatever amount of “work” taking topless pics is.

April Ryan was the sole reason they moved to helicopter press interviews instead of letting them have their little room, she was making the entire thing about her every single day. Nigger women really are the worst.

ANY GOOD NEWS FROM THE PRESS CONFERENCE LADS?

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Tl;dr bro.
Did trump say anything about opening back up?

>WE ARE HELPING ITALY A LOT
ITALY'S MORTALITY RATE HAS BEEN VERY HIGH

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disagree
this isn't a structural issue in the market
HOWEVER
the longer this nonsense goes on, the more it WILL become structural and longer term

>AY A TRUMPO. WHEREA IS MY GIBSA?

>@uselessgirl
Pottery

TrumpBux in 3 weeks.

NO MORE SCOURGE!

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DR FAUCI NOOOO

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to everyone still employed for the time, download all your pay stubs now

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so i was actually out running during the presser, did trump confirm another month of shutdown? we gotta stop this shutdown shit

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I thought the stuff China sent to Italy was all defective...

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trump assumes full control

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> if you “have a job” but have zero hours and zero pay and your boss have zero customers and zero income you DON’T REALLY HAVE A JOB
some dudeweedniggers would argue this point

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DEAD CAT BOUNCE
DEAD CAT BOUNCE
DEAD CAT BOUNCE

Bounce Bounce it baby

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Just a different model, financial models put ppl out of work in 2008

BUY THE SUPPLIES ***BEFORE*** THE EMERGENCY
BUY THE GUNS
HAVE THE SEXKS
BEAT THE INCELTARDS UP

Soon, brothers. Also fuck white women and have babies with them.

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Yes, they've been so accurate so far...kys.

only 12% of those reported deaths were directly because of corona user

It should've been agreed before it began that the words "Two million" should never have come out of anyones mouth. Context doesnt matter to public opinion. Thats all people are gonna remember.

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I agree with you. Alberto is being a retard.

Q4 is like this every year even for HQ, although usually not quite as bad.

Im worried about ed gonzalez mental health. I think hes losing it. He wants to release criminals. Somebody tell him thats illegal and against the law. Im worried ed my boy has has post traumatic stress disorder. Is this guy ok? Im worried this guy aint seeing the birds eye view of his blackhawks.

More work is good, be happy.

We get to be NEETs until May! And Trump raged on some niggers.

Good capture.

I have a coof and runny nose. It was good knowing you guys. I’m almost certain it’s not because of the worst allergy season western Washington has had in decades.

So are we only getting one round of Trumpbux? Seems like not enough given they're keeping the country closed at least another month, probably two.

IDK I never watched the anime before.
>would I fug a monstergirl: probably
>do I still think they're weird: yeah

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Why is he a pedophile ?

>ANY GOOD NEWS FROM THE PRESS CONFERENCE LADS?
Easter is going to be a stay at home event and we now have a 5 minute test for kung flu.

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qt

TOASTER MACHINES THAN CAN BOTH MAKE TENDIES AND DO BIO-ASSAYS

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so you decided to vote for even more of that?

Yep.

fuck Trump, idiot!

Blimpf has extended the nationwide guidelines until April 30th, but then he mentioned June 1st as a date where 'we begin to get things moving again', so it's unclear exactly what's supposed to fucking habben in May

So are we going to shut down the US every time a foreign flu shows up?

THIS IS NOT AN ESOTERIC TEST

IF YOU PRACTICE GOOD HYGIENE AND SELF-ISOLATE YOU MAY SURVIVE

pls hurry up and gib me my books i order from england you fucking slowniggers

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Just got here famalam, how was the presser? Any takeaways!

TRUMP THE MAGABRINGER

what happened in this pic

>So super important and handsome that I never even got to take a real break
>Haven't had a proper vacation in like 4 years

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So just to take a step back, your narrative is that roughly a quarter of the economy died last week and that's all there is to it, gg no re, depression time.
And that's fine.
Have you considered killing yourself?

What's the point of the EU if we need to help Italy tho?

BUY REGULAR GROCERIES, DON'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO THE LINES OR FIRES
STOP BELIEVING GUNS EVEN EXIST
DO ANTI-SEX BY COCKBLOCKING OTHERS

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Market works on news & having confidence. It's the uncertainty that makes markets plummet, auto trading & then ppl follow the trend

god damn i bet she's hiding an entire Arby's restaurant down there

Not only that, it's going to take weeks for everyone to get it

trump lowered US deaths from 2 million to 100k

Based, she shouldn't be working at 8 months anyway.

Reminder that the actual flu has killed 50000 people so far, if that’s the real portubro ITT he will post the graphic that confirms this

SARS is not the flu.

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the covid act now model is literally not based in science and is rejected by every epidemologist that reviews it

Ordering books from UK book distributors is usually a very bad idea even when thigns are not busy unless it is massively cheaper or unavailable desu

wow nigger you are now the true wolf of wall street

>you would fuck a monstergirl
leave heathen

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What were you running from?

WHAT IS THIS FAGGOT GOING ON ABOUT??

i'm not the deadbeat frycook in denial, user

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>So are we going to shut down the US every time a foreign flu shows up?
That's what I'm afraid of. Government pulling this shit every two years or so.

MUH VENTILATORS

More fucking sheboons.

He said that guidelines will remain in place until June 1st.

Twitter is literally afloat ONLY because Trump is there. If he jumps ship, Twitter dies and everyone on the platform goes back to having no relevance whatsoever.

That said, it's reddit with profile pictures so it's perfect for salt mining.

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puerto rican governor or whatever was hoarding US aid and not giving it out, then bitching on tv that Trump didn't send them enough
basically what Cuomo is doing

>t. wasn't invited to the super secret important bunker
welcome to the red square comrade

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Just saying.. the two sensationalist reporters were... "Ethnic"

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Stuff I ordered that was supposed to arrive last Friday showed up early. Strong work.

Trump hasn’t used the espionage act on any journalist.

I've got AIDS, flu, hepatitis, and SARS b0ss pls

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THATS WHAT I'M SAYING, FUCK SCIENTISTS, AND FUCK THEIR NUMBERS. GO OUT AND DO WHAT YOU WANT. WHO CARES WHAT SCIENCE SAYS

Most local and state governments have already set a precedent of lockdown orders. They can essentially pull this off anytime they feel there is a "local threat"

this bread is turning into cancer of the big gay.

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> BUY THE SUPPLIES ***BEFORE*** THE EMERGENCY
That’s the key. We had proper warning years in advance. It was only a matter of time before China or (((someone))) decided to strike back.

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>I don't have to name names
>Names GM
Based Trump

ackshually its closer to the drop in the early 20s. the one that got fixed

>t. id HIV+

I wonder whose fault it could be.

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MR PRESIDENT CAN YOU PROMISE NO ONE WILL EVER DIE? MR PRESIDENT! EXCUSE ME! ARE YOU GOING TO PERSONALLY LET GRANDMA BETSIE DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH ALL ALONE? MR PRESIDENT?

>masshole's should have voted for me
TRUMP NO!

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>THE REASON WE'RE SEEING MORE CASES THAN ANYONE IN THE WORLD IS THAT WE ARE DOING MORE TESTING THAN ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD

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Can you even IMAGINE not wanting to die if you were shoved into a bunker with those jobsworths?

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Good choice.

Is every reporter an ethnic woman? what the fuck is this

Ahem.
I said probably. I'm still not entirely sold on them.

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It's what you get when women and feminized men have the power in your country. Rationality is not available.

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>More fucking sheboons.
>Can you personally guarantee that everyone who need a ventilator will have one?
What a fucking retarded question. I hate reporters so much.

>Promise us not one person will die!
Fucking kikes, he can’t do that.

>GM
the company america wanted to bail out least comes up in he new bail out? BOOOO

Every test brings the death rate down

Imagine not being a prepchad

who was that cutie on the left

MUH RED STATES ARE GETTING TOO MUCH HELP
this is the next conspiracy theory

I'm a security guard, and people will buy what I guard until their money runs out. I'm set, that doesn't mean I should be personally okay with flipping a switch and deciding my countrymen are gonna starve over a little coof, you demonic sandnigger

You will be put into the cagie for your ways

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In the MonMusu canon, you can marry one, actually.

Democrats are scum

maybe they requested less than the other states you stupid shit

That should go a long way towards turning his voters against him :^)

No, we want grandma in a crowded church in exactly 2 weeks, to do otherwise is completely unamerican

MR PRESIDENT WHY ARE STATES WILL FEWER CASES AND LESS NEED FOR EQUIPMENT AND LARGE STOCKPILES OF EQUIPMENT FOR HELPING OLD PEOPLE BECAUSE LOTS OF OLD PEOPLE ALREADY LIVE THEIR GETTING THEIR ORDERS FASTER

>he says, sitting indoors in quarantine for weeks

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idk what this has to do with Democracts...shady people are shady people regardless

reminder that i am still baking

Is the Rona a nigger killer?

>April Ryan was the sole reason they moved to helicopter press interviews
did you read about her in Bob Woodward's book?

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they were pushing it as 'quidproCOVID19' yesterday.

I recently had to terminate a contract with our security company. Sounds like a lot of guards are getting reassigned to hospitals?

yet

DeSantis is just a better governor than in Michigan and Massachusetts.

I like Cathyl the most.
Journalism is for scum so it attracts the most awful.

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yea be nice to your frens

They're sending in minority reporters so anything bad he says about them they can scream RACIST SEXIST

>may I as-

Florida are not as greedy & are better prepared than the fag Democrat states

not all shady people are democrats but all democrats are shady people
"hope this helps"

he literally said to kiss his ass or suffer

Where are my fucking backup gas mask filters!

Well on the upside, our borders stay closed for several months and Hollywood will remain shutdown for at least a month. Soon the MSM sponsors will stop being able to afford funding MSM.

>MUH RED STATES ARE GETTING TOO MUCH HELP
>this is the next conspiracy theory
They're already on it. The discrepancy in death rates is really due to population density but MSM is taking it and running with it.

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Trump is a CHAD

this is the right answer

>literally

Maybe it’s unwise to criticize someone while you’re begging for their help

I've been out and about more than I'd like desu

Someone post the "what women think they will be doing during the apocalypse, what they will really be doing" meme

Kek I always laugh when I see how everyone else getting up at the podium is a manlet compared to trump

>population density
and concentration of foriegners i'm sure

that was verbatim

democrats were hiding supplies from people who needed them and lying about not receiving them to play politics
fuck democrats

(OUTLOUDS YOU)

>uppity moon-cricket

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K

Well Italy had a "Hug an infected Chinaman day" right at the same time they accepted 10000 Chinese back from Wuhan after they celebrated Chinese New Year......

So... yeah..... Lick an infected chink get the ConchiglieVirus

NEW THREAD

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

HE HAS THE COOF

this taco bell bitch is getting a lot of questions

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Based if true. You're a faggot if not.

>THATS WHAT I'M SAYING, FUCK SCIENTISTS
Nobody having anything to do with that program is a scientist, dipshit
It's a democrat politician from alaska and a failed indie game dev

>I’m scared of the virus
FAGGOT

MME ASK YOU SUMTHN TRUMP
>rubs head

>news, confidence
Not in futures at 26k a unit.
Not in the real world where money is concerned.
Not where the players play.
The real market works on bets placed and money and don't ever forget it. Pleb prawns like you are food for whales.

Volatility is pretty much capped.

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or maybe if you want to pretend to be an upstanding citizen you'll weather the slings and arrows

>and concentration of foreigners i'm sure
Not a coincidence that all these outbreaks started in places with international airports.

Before getting into monstergirls: Cerea, Smith, Mero
After getting into monstergirls: Mii, Rachnea, and still Smith.

This + if you aren't married you better marry one just in case we ever see another lockdown like this, even if you wouldn't have married her before

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or they simply forgot

>over an hour
jesus christ this one was serious huh

SO UH, Y'KNOW HOW YER GENNER GET US OUT THIS MESS DON?

MIGA!!!!

Faggot.

mostly trump getting butthurt at tough questions