/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2708

WAKE ME UP

I CAN'T WAKE UP

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Still a happening?

I need her to win this shit. I need this shit to drop

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whats the url for this website?

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many such cases

>medical professionals would love to quarantine

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WHAT IS HIS END GAME?

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Yes. The UK will at full throttle this week

*Coof

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will be*

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BE NICE REPORTER

Why is NATO not bombing China yet?

The blacks at the press conference are antagonizing poor orange man

BE NICE

Same her, man. I can't go back to the way it was.

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Call this guy
A nigger
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How resistant would a person who survived pneumonia be against coronavirus?

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Italy has had their turn with her, the herd wants a go

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>fauci: 200k dead at most
>80k died this flu season
Happening is over boys

what would you like in your burger?

These press conferences are pretty entertaining
>Why did you threaten to quarantine New York?
>I didn’t read the statement. Who are you with? Bloomberg? Wow can’t imagine that.

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poopbux

thanks boys

>it's real this time
Is it an act, or is he really this stupid? I can't tell.

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How are YOU planning to use this pandemic as an opportunity, anons?

I've already been looking into a few things.
>Urban allotment planning & contact details of charities & religious institutions, etc. for food growing drives and urban work programmes
> researching Cuban healthcare training; not because it's a good model for healthcare system but because training normies in practical healthcare would actually improve hospital burdens
>shared healthcare training programme for other nations in the Commonwealth (to strengthen international ties & influence by recruiting from the diasporas) and Europe (to strengthen regional solidarity outside of the EU framework)
>setting up a building society to help people find work and afford those delicious post-boomer house prices

The problem is that most of the support i'd get for this would be based in leftist thinking and, while I understand the only practical way forward is a long march through leftist organisations, it's not exactly something I can do on my own.
Anybody else got any ideas or practical reading?

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 140,256 (2,457) Italy 97,689 (10,779) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 80,110 (6,803) Germany 62,095 (525) France 40,174 (2,606) Iran 38,309 (2,640) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 14,829 (300) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,583 (152) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 8,774 (86) Canada 6,280 (63) Portugal 5,962 (119) Norway 4,281 (25) Brazil 4,256 (136) Israel 4,247 (15) Australia 4,148 (16) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,805 (16) Ireland 2,615 (46) Malaysia 2,470 (35) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 2,139 (7) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,890 (57) Japan 1,866 (54) Poland 1,862 (22) Romania 1,815 (43) Pakistan 1,597 (14) Russia 1,534 (8) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) Indonesia 1,285 (114) South Africa 1,280 (2) Finland 1,240 (11) Greece 1,156 (38) India 1,024 (27) Iceland 1,020 (2) Panama 901 (17) Dominican Republic 859 (39) Peru 852 (18)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +16,678 (+237) Italy +5,217 (+756) Spain +6,875 (+821) Germany +4,400 (+92) France +2,599 (+292) Iran +2,901 (+123) United Kingdom +2,433 (+209) Switzerland +753 (+36) Netherlands +1,104 (+132) Belgium +1,702 (+78) South Korea +105 (+8) Turkey +1,815 (+23) Austria +503 (+18) Canada +625 (+3) Portugal +792 (+19) Norway +266 (+2) Brazil +352 (+22) Israel +628 (+3) Australia +513 (+2) Sweden +253 (+5) Czech Republic +174 (+5) Ireland +200 (+10) Malaysia +150 (+8) Denmark +194 (+7) Chile +230 (+1) Luxembourg +119 (+3) Ecuador +67 (+9) Japan +173 (+2) Poland +224 (+4) Romania +363 (+6) Pakistan +102 (+2) Russia +270 (+4) Philippines +343 (+3) Thailand +143 (+1) Saudi Arabia +96 (+4) Indonesia +130 (+12) South Africa +93 (+1) Finland +73 (+2) Greece +95 (+6) India +37 (+3) Dominican Republic +140 (+11) Peru +181 (+2) Mexico +131 (+4) Singapore +42 (+1) Serbia +82 (+3)…

>FULL LISTS
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Not at all you nigger

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>Will YOU PEOPLE be nice?
What does he mean by YOU PEOPLE? sheeeeeeeeeit he be racist

NIGGER

>It was a great meeting
>we have the best meetings

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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So, Brazil is going full herd?

Too bad they'll hide deaths, so we won't know the truth. At least if you go full herd, be open about the extent.

THREATENING

Bill Cosby has Corona virus.

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That’s high. Most estimates put it at 40-50k deaths in America.

US deaths so low because of our superior healthcare system.

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THEY TOOK THE MIC FROM HER AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT LADY GOT REKTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

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The US is culturally incapable of taking the steps necessary to stop the pandemic.

The people are too selfish and stupid and divided to come together and sacrifice a piece of their comfort for the good of their neighbors.

The government is too corrupt and incompetent to predict and properly evaluate disasters or take the drastic steps necessary once preventative measures have failed.

Business is so completely sociopathic that 99 out of 100 organizations are absolutely alright with memos full of utter bullshit about how seriously they're taking sanitization and how they're "reacting day to day" while knowing full well that their response is purposefully minimal to ensure maximum cash flow in case of an impending shutdown.

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lmao every time this sheboon asks a question, she gets all uppity

you are missing a lot of counties

it takes a week or 2 to kill brainlet

Don't trust the /cvg/, user. Most of those numbers are fake

Fuck you, die already you god damn gyppo subhuman. Can't wait for every in Bucharest to choke to death on their lung glue

Most states are in lockdown already and extending it. The population is for the most part scared and staying inside. Some people (I would say about 20% of the population) is still going about like normal thinking it's a nothingburger because the president keeps saying that it's nothing. In a way it's working out great because this group being outside first will get hit first and the rest of the population will get hit later. I doubt it's intentional but that's how it's going so far.

lmao that one was pretty good
He's an extinction level event guy now.

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NO NOT BILL

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LINK

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Nigger

Billy seems tl be losing it.

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What is pneumonia?

this poor woman aged 10 more years

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>Muh stonks

It's time to shut down that glorified casino and put the heads of speculators on a spike in the central square. Enough gambling with people's lives.

Could someone put the mega link from the corona-chan folder?

WHICH ONES TELL ME I CANT DO IT BY MYSELF

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>another day in quarantine
>wake up
>browse /cvg/ for lewds of fapfics
>drink
>play games
>browse
>go to bed without eating again
>wake up throughout the night and check /cvg/ because nothing else to do
>listen to yandere gf asmr
>sleep
>repeat

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Hcq + az works?

Death rate without seems 10x so far in this study?

Here. Dumb nigger.
youtube.com/watch?v=WZYA0EQS1bc

>no state provided quarantine wifemothers

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It's already been 2 weeks faggot. Why the hell are we still doing "shelter in place"? Some of us need to get back to work & move on with our lives.

Why is crypto not mooning lads?

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>Don't trust the /cvg/, user. Most of those numbers are fake
The cope

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.91%) Germany (-1.18%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-1.29%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (-0.35%) Hong Kong (0.00%) China (0.00%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (0.00%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (0.00%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-39%) Tokyo (-34%) Beijing (-1%) Wuhan (0%) New Delhi (0%) Dubai (-3%) Moscow (-4%) Rome (-8%) Milan (-4%) Berlin (-4%) Munich (-4%) Brussels (-5%) Paris (-8%) Madrid (-3%) Barcelona (-8%) London (-13%) Johannesburg (-1%) Sao Paulo (-18%) Buenos Aires (-27%) New York (-38%) Washington (-18%) Miami (-14%) Toronto (-19%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-11%) Mexico City (-23%) Los Angeles (-27%) Seattle (-14%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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HOAX
>hospitals empty
HOAX
>parking lots empty
HOAX
>death counts being tampered
HOAX

HOW DO YOU ESTABLISH MARTIAL LAW ON AN ARMED POPULACE?

you’re witnessing the answer to that question

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I know that feel bro

What did they see in America that "wasn't reported in other countries"?

shut the fuck up qnigger

>Saturday
SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT DECLARES SINCE MONDAY 30TH, ALL NON-ESSENTIAL WORKS WILL STOP FOR A WEEK
>Sunday
>OK, LET'S MAKE IT SINCE THE 31st

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONON THEY KEEP GOING MORE AND MORE RETARDED

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Say my grandma lives 3 houses away, is it ok for me to walk there without a mask? Or would some idiot caughing at the end of the street have the particles transported by wind straight to my face? It's a pretty empty steet desu, maybe 2 or 3 people outside

Of course the final boss in a game inspired by classic cartoons would be a nigger

>I have another question!
No, that's enough outta you

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fake and gay

We're all rooting for her, there is honestly no going back to how things were...

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ok boomer

LISTEN TO FAUCI ON MODELS!

Birx lying again, the fuckin bitch. "Young people have been completely immune until now!"

You mean dumpf sperging
He is fucking insane

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oof. Why does this webm hit like a ton of bricks.

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Ok retarded

What is this webm from? Heaven?

the state of amerimutts

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Good got. Take your meds...

>month 4
>still no boomercaust
>we're supposed to endure this lockdown for another year or so to make boomers feel safe

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I JUST DID North Dakota WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WE ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE THIS IS IT WERE GOING TO FUCKING DIE NO OTHER "PANDEMIC" IN MY LIFE DID THIS WTF

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It would, but momey print went brrr.

Nonny I...

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Drawfags should draw more NFSW and lewd stuff. There are like two fappable images, clearly not enough.

Isn't Spain hit worse than Italy? How in the hell

Does anyone believes that the same "scientists" that gave us abortion and sex change surgery are going to save the world?
This is fucking terrifiying. A fucking chinese bioweapon threatens to kill our loved ones and we have to give away all of our liberties (and bodies, once the vaccine is out) to evil globalist scumbags who probably working made a deal with China to release this plague.

shit, where*

user, if you wanna do that you're gonna have to shake them off their tower. And the best way to do that is to break the cash flow.
And the best way to do THAT, is through capitalism from the ground floor. society's about to collapse, how's your community gonna hold up? What services would help alleviate that? how would that be practically possible? Who could *help* you make that practically possible?

Kek

Anyone?

Happening cancelled as soon as someone competent notices this?

So basically were all gonna die?

Based cute Mexican poster

I think it's or maybe am I death?

Trump said about 100k will die in the us

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you first dog

Not him, but I know for a fact all but 2 of Louisiana's parishes are red. Cameron Parish and one other

just sit back and enjoy the neetbux

In certain parts of the US, a week from now will probably be the worst time to get exposed to it because by the time they get sick, they'll be at the peak of this wave, with medical resources and healthcare workers running thin.

If you live in NY, FL, CA, WA, LA, etc, maybe plan to stop going out for liquor and milk runs at some point this week.

>endure
What the fuck is there to "endure" you over socialized braindead normalfag?

>have been on the phone with grandpa for 1 hour now
>all I do is say "yep" and "uh huh" and and "hahaha" and "right" the whole time and he keeps going
>nothing else to say because I've heard these stories a dozen times over

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It's just a nothingburger flu

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Because no companies, creditors, or landlords accept imaginary minecraftbux.

>he can't fap to softcore
okay coomer

Pneumonia adds scarring to your lungs, not resistance
It can be caused by bacteria, virus or fungus
If you had pneumonia in the past you're in the high risk group

Would you prefer a gif?

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Where is the 600k and 700k Corona-chan? Or are the artists waiting for 1m.

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Post some yandere ASMR.

>tremendous success

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Holy shit the kill numbers have doubled since 2 days ago. How long until we start seeing 100k dead a day?

Louisiana only has 5 parishes left.

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WHEN WILL THIS SHIT END
FUCK YOU CORONA, YOU COCK BLOCKED ME

Birx just implied that Americans have a different strain than other countries
Doctors reporting worrying cardiovascular complications
1m+ deaths still on the cards

Are you serious ??? Ahhhhhhhhhh

What Bolsonaro believes in:

coronavirus isn't real,
but if it was, it's not so deadly
but if it was, there's a cure,
but if there isn't, it's not as deadly as a recession
but if it was, it's no big deal and you should die for the "greatness"* of your country

* actually for the bankers and kikes

>comparing something that ran for 3 months to a year
the cope continues

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did any of those flus have morgue trucks?

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u like SkittyKat?
youtube.com/channel/UC693kzAhp5l26h8LiTyq5vQ/videos

No-one?
Please tell me i'm not the ONLY person trying not to waste this reprieve.

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Yet.

I like your thinking mate.

Death to normgroids

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Worst thing about the lockdown is all the Norman posting here

pls someone make a vid like this with Bill Mitchell tweets
>youtube.com/watch?v=GvPHi4ro2YI

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>is it ok for me to walk there without a mask?
depends, but leaving your house is always a risk.

>Or would some idiot caughing at the end of the street have the particles transported by wind straight to my face?
the virus lives in the air for 3 hours, so the wind could potentially blow droplets of saliva with the virus into your body, so yes it's possible.

If you HAVE to go, meaning, you have to give her food, medicine and not going just cause you miss her, then I would wait until its 100% empty, and cover your mouth with whatever you have, something is better than nothing and wash/sanitize your hands as many times as you can before you leave your house and after leaving your grandmas house.

2-3 is not a lot of people, but all it takes is one person to give it to you.

just say where you are already so I can stuff you with maruchan and dick

the drawfag that doe them is waiting for 1mil, there is this edit that someone else did though

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i dont think abortionists or plastic surgeons have a stake in the infectious disease game m8

Damn it...having someone to cook draw baths and snuggle is all I want.
Stay comfy lads.

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Does anyone here actually have it?

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>No Pablo, you can't fire your workers by any means
>Btw keep paying those taxes
>What? You don't have enough revenue to sustain your business? Don't worry, you can ask for more credit!
Who the fuck votes for those scumbags lmao

I bet you're too shy to stay hard in bed.

maybe artists in the icu

Someday you gonna regret when grandpa will pass away.

I was looking at the graphs for China and Korea, two countries that have "contained" the virus, and to me just looking at the graphs, you can tell which one is more natural and which is manufactured artificially. Make of this what you will.

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Don't watch TV coverage of Covid-19! (Or "social media"; the details are different.) Watching repetitive coverage of something frightening can interfere with clear thinking, even traumatize people.

TV news coverage of a crisis struggles to fill 24 hours a day with "information", notwithstanding the fact that the actual flow of new information about the crisis is nowhere near sufficient to fill that time. What do they do? They repeat. They present tangential and minor details. They make the same points in different ways. They belabor the obvious. They repeat.

If your goal is to be informed, you don't need to dwell on the crisis for hours every day. Not even one hour a day. Getting your news in this inefficient matter will waste a lot of time — and worse.

In addition, it will make you more and more anxious. Someone I knew in 2001, who lived in California. spent all day on Sep 11 and following days watching the TV coverage. Afterward perse was afraid to go outside, watching for terrorist airplanes. TV made it possible for per to be traumatized by events 3000 miles away.

That was an unusually strong case. Most people did not get so traumatized as that. That does not imply it did not affect them. I suspect that the TV coverage may have shifted millions of people's perceptions, so that they overestimated the danger of terrorism while downplaying the danger of laws that take away freedom. This would have smoothed the path for careless passage of the dangerous USA PAT RIOT Act and its massive surveillance.

In any a good, general textual news site, you can read the things you really want to know about Covid-19 in 10 or 20 minutes a day. Then you won't fall behind on your work, and you won't be brainwashed into panic.

Keep calm and carry on!

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HOAX
>no one is dying
HOAX
>millions of families separated
HOAX
>inaccurate tests
HOAX
>G U N STORES F O R C E D TO C L O S E
HOAX

YOU ARE LOSING YOUR COUNTRY
YOU ARE LOSING YOUR RIGHTS
YOU ARE LOSING EVERYTHING
YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE SLAVES
IF YOU DO NOT ABIDE BY THEIR RULES FOR THIS HOAX YOU WILL BE KILLED

Waiting for a million
mobile.twitter.com/willwildart

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It's just 50 flus bro

Tell him your own stories idoot. Dude obviously wants to talk to you, god damn you make me so mad. Tell him about your day and if you've done nothing then tell him about what you want to do tomorrow. Call him after that and either face the fact you laid in bed all day or maybe that'll encourage you to do something with your miserable life

topkek, same shit in italy as well

Me. My throat has been sore for a month. My only solace is that my boss kept dragging me to work and is now on the verge of closing down.

what the fuck, bill

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>put it up your nose
>swab your nose
>ppe
He's teaching how to do handjobs

>retards can't understand the graph

There are currently 8 known strains.

usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/03/27/scientists-track-coronavirus-strains-mutation/5080571002/

>youtube.com/channel/UC693kzAhp5l26h8LiTyq5vQ/videos
Yandere kidnap was pretty good, listened to it many times. Headpats/cake shop one was good, too. Good choice, britbro.
see above for a quick one. I have like 300+ videos of yandere gf/sister/vamp/monster girl/etc. downloaded. I need help.

Take your meds. What a retarded, uniquely American, conspiracy.

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And swimming in shit builds immunity

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can you all stop fluffing bill mitchell.
he's the nothingburger.

Linear vs. exponential

Your point?

>6MILLION NOT ENOUGH
6MILLION NOT ENOUGH
>6MILLION NOT ENOUGH
6MILLION NOT ENOUGH

Any see the new Peak Prosperity vid?

Some real bombshells dropped

We're all gonna die aren't we?

yeah kinda bored of him now tbqh

beautiful

Has anyone else noticed Trump's hair went white?

Lad, no one cares. go back to /brit/

Thanks. You're the first person not to reply with "muh stonks" or some LARPing shit about being a chad raider.
Anything you think I've missed?

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Damn this high energy shit does nothing for me. I'll stick with sleepy catgirls instead

youtube.com/watch?v=u4BIAoJH11w

>third retard doesn't understand the graph

And your post is probably the dumbest of all of them. You're not smart.

share it

Based and George Carlinpilled.

>HOAX
>>no one is dying

Retarded detected

>"COOF"

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Based bill, those 6 million should be forgotten.

he tweets so much autistic boomer shit i dont see the point of these fake ones

The worst pre existing condition in the coming weeks be living next to or in non White areas.

Any cases of fever fluctuations or sweaty palms symptoms?

>#6MillionNotEnough
I love it.

Spain doesn't have a printing machine.

>1003 patients cured
>1 death
Happening cancelled

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>31.38% of infected are currently hospitalized
>4.27% dead
>10.73% on fucking ventilators
>12.71%, or a little over 1/8 tested are positive

Louisiana is fucked.

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/brit/ is the epicentre for blackpilled faggotry. They're only interested in observing & complaining. I'm interested in acting.

this is great 4nutt
youtube.com/watch?v=1YgkYDlInL4&list=FLiuN79Yftgaw4za7PdUrIMQ

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He's off the fucking chain.

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We're going to see some major chimpouts this summer.

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What are some good channels like this to watch?
No meme murse, Tim Jewl and Styxhexenstein pls

Bolsonaro knows this shit is deadlier for asiatics, not latinos and europeans because chinks spilled specific strains they were going to use on south korea and japan in case of ww3.
He also knows that keeping people cooped up and frustrated with no income is a bad bad idea especially when the spread of the virus itself is not something anyone can prevent, nor casualties, but allowing people to earn their livelihoods and entrusting least amount of casualties due to herd immunity to some degree is the best course of action.
If they keep people cooped up too long the health and financial effects will pretty much equal that of keeping them out and about doing their business, especially if initial containment succeeded in detecing and removing the majority of the infected.
There is some window to making that work and brazil is a place where what he is implementing will work the best to lower casualty rates in the end.
Tough through it. Life goes on. No more or less will die either way.
That's the idea here.

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are any countries doing antibody tests on any real scale yet? how hard can it be to pump out a couple million of these? then we can finally know the degree of spread so far and the real mortality rate.

PEOPLE JUMPING FROM ROOFS IN ITALY TOO

CAN SOME DO A WEBM OF THIS PLEASE?

lapresse.it/cronaca/bologna_cade_dal_tetto_di_un_palazzo_su_un_ambulanza_salvo_per_miracolo-1903355/video/2019-10-08/

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>Infections vs deaths

What this tells me, is that coronavirus has much higher deathrate than common flu because flu-graph is steeper. Imagine what happens to the deaths if coronavirus gets to flu levels of infection.

>chinks dying of crownvirus
>japs: let's draw anime of it

roll for at least 600 million deaths because bill jinxed it

Communist-socialist goverment.
Why do you think the II Republic was destroyed? because socialist and 2/3 of the socialist and commies (Stalin) fight the power, so the army rised against them. History is not like in the lefty books user.

>sleepy nekos
That's good, too. She is a bit higher energy, lots of softer "i kidnapped you so I need to whisper and please calm down" out there too

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youtube.com/watch?v=2w9M6K9vSUM

This guys stuff is good, him and John Campbell are my daily updates

There was another user that checked in, burning not breathing feeling apparently sucks major ass...
Everyone that has stayed indoors is corona free entering April.

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I hope this guy spend the rest of his life in jail

>PEE PEE POO POO DIARRHEA
Kek Bill really is shitting the bed, and maybe even literally soon

>2019-10-08

How did the control group do? Was it double blind or is there placebo effect in there?

oh fugg :DDD

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Who else here getting dick length gains during lockdown

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Ypu did good to get me on these videos la. Now I feel like I might actually get some sleep tonight.

>Bolsonaro knows

Stopped reading. He doesn't know shit, he's a complete flat earther-tier. moron

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Learn how to spot a hoax.

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We need a control group of the same number before we claim that.

Old disabled people are going to sue for ventilators. Selfish fucks. My kids are grown and I would gladly give up a ventilator to a young person or someone with young children.

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Retards who only care about no job payment from the goverment

Where is the schizo from previous threads. I kind of like him. Pretty wholesome

SCHIZO WHERE ARE YOU?
COMEBACK, YOU WERE STARTING TO BE FUNNY.

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Awh yeah, that's getting downloaded. Thanks buddy, made my nightly ritual a bit better and newer

i remember seeing an user , dunno if it was legit but if it was he said he stayed 1 month and that it was the worse disease he ever got in his life

That date, tho

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Coronavirus is the result of the Trump curse. When Trump became president and made "America's problems his problems" This put a target not only on every person going "orange man bad" but may have targeted entire nations as a result of their conspiracies against the united states and DJT.

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Basically this. He's also Israel and Trump's slave. We're doomed thanks to all the retards that voted for him.

youtube.com/watch?v=IDwpyNUnaqI

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Oh no he didn't, now I have to check his feed for real ones.

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based and redpilled
You do sound like a twitter user tho

Are any of those cured faggots speaking out? Why the fuck all leftists in US are making fun of that treatment (except stupidity). Any videos?

And he is right, you are scared of corona while living in a country infested with niggers, niggers that are all about to go unemployed.

>spamms same shit every bread
>soon the faggy lefty DRUMPF memes will arrive
>same tone
Yeah we see the game you fucking shill nigger. Go back to /ptg/ or /sg/ and spam some shit we don't give a shit what you gotta say.

FUCK CCP, of course.

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he returns. Thanks for the fresh OC you put out dude

Confirmed new lewd at 1mil >>>>> twitter.com/willwildart/status/1244373030844973056?s=20

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Aaaaah! I'm coooooooming!

YOU AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD

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Oy vey what did he mean by this?

Damn, Trump is freaking out. I guess he became a hapooner now.

Pneumonia isnt a disease, its a condition cause by a disease or chemical, when you start drowning in your own fluid.
It gives you no resistance to anything, just scarring.
I see an eu meme flag but i know you are a burger, even romania has a better education system

so 70% are not hospitalized?

i also never see any of the cured people ffs, i remember seeing anons claiming they recovered but they said "oh i think i had it in december or january" cant take that shit serious if there is no way to confirm

hes speaking the truth. cope more happening fags. you all know if this is how they counted deaths (the right way) nobody would care about this stupid nothing burger.

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