EXTENDED TO APRIL 30th

>literally cant see the catalog
OH MY GOD ITS NOT REAL UNLESS YOU SHOVE IT IN MY ASS AND I SEE IT COME OUT OF MY MOUTH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD SOURCE THAT SHIT RIGHT NAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>millions unemployed
>thousand of businesses going bankrupt
>millions without money for food or rent

it's fucking happening

this will take years and years to recover from

heeee heeeee heeeee heeee weeeeee

feels good

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Hate to agree. I hope my favorite dive bar survives somehow.

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This.
I’ve limited my outside activity, but god fucking dammit, I refuse to stay indoors for as long as I’m being asked to.
I’m starting a new running program and will take the time to at least use exercise as an excuse, being cooped it and forced into degenerate consumerism through internet streaming and online ordering is becoming unbearable.
The vast majority of soulless Millenials and autistic NEET Zoomers can take this shit, but I refuse to give up my connection to nature and the outside world over the concerns of spergs.
The fact that other Zoomers are so complacent with this shit drives me up the fucking wall.

It's still not over. Go watch Tim Pool Timcasts

I haven't quarantined yet and I'm not going to start.

command and control teams dispatched to hardened bunkers around the country
1mil reserved troops called up
naval destroyer sent up the taiwan strait directly against chinas wish. we going to war bois get ready

This is going to change from being about a virus to something much bigger. I am not sure when though.

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Where? There's not even a quarantine where I live.
Is it NY? I couldn't give less of a shit.

this. I'm not taking some frogposters word for it

I'm loving it.

sup normie boom boom. I hope the cops find you and force your geriatric ass back in doors where you belong.

faggot

cnbc.com/2020/03/29/president-trump-extends-national-social-distancing-guidelines-through-april-30.html

Niggers are just now beginning to chimpoo.
Yesterday nigger robbed with surgical mask on here locally.

it is all over the net dude hang on

Well bros, I went into the clinic for what I personally believed to be Strepp Throat (even primary doctor was like, yes, most likely based on your symptoms.) The throat swab came back negative. Then they did the Flu nasal insertion test. Again, negative for Flu A/B. Then they tested for COVID. We'll know in 1-3 days where I land.

Symptoms:
>pinkeye
>head, ear, nasal congestion (dry)
>throat inflammation, little to no mucus drainage (dry)
>relaxed, but unblocked lungs
>stomach, body aches (periodic)
>fever 98.5-101.0 Degrees Fahrenheit
>General illness feelings (numbness, fatigue)
>Diarrhea

Exposure level: Unknown.

Likely to have exposed Friends/Family: High

Generally I have that "I'm fucked" feeling if Covid comes back positive and you'll have an user here in isolation to tell you all about it! (Unless I'm detained in a hospital without personal contact.)

Clearly Romania.

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here: cnbc.com/2020/03/29/president-trump-extends-national-social-distancing-guidelines-through-april-30.html

put that in your pipe and smoke it

GOD WINS

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so how is China doing economically? does anybody even know for sure?

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>Normie boom boom
>Literally mention I’m a Zoomer in my post
Get your eyes checked Harold, your prescriptions are shit, you old cunt.
Also
>Unironically being a NEET
Gas yourself you unproductive mass of worthless flesh and shit, you provide nothing and take everything, and should be the first in line to be put up against the wall.

im quickly running out of weed, cant make the usual trip to based netherlands and dont want to try the street dealers. i will have to stop which could be a good thing after all

I’d be very happy if I could get at least one month of summer socializing outdoors with my friends etc. Afraid that’s not going to happen.

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My Animal Crossing village is going to be YUUUUUGE after a month.

we are going to force you normies to pay, you can't do shit. you are a paypig tax boy.

aliens

Whos that? A trump assistant or health advisor?

They also just put all the top brass in the bunker at Cheyenne Mountain.

>Says the idiot getting nothing
Top Jej
You won’t see a cent of the Trump Bux and watching you seethe is music to my ears.
You parasites won’t last very long, much less in a recession, and I await the deaths of all the human burdens such as yourself with the utmost glee in my heart.

We may get another month of trumpbux a this rate. How will the wagies and normies handle the neets winning so hard once again?

Except they're outside right now smiling in the sun as we wither. KILL ALL NORMIES

Incoming comet whos debris field tail we will pass through, just as 12,000 years ago—the younger dryas impact.

Dive bar bartender here, spoke with my owner the other night. It depends if the owner owns the property or is leasing, My owner owns the property and said essentially we are pressing pause and hopefully in two months when this is all over we will open like nothing happened. IF the owner doesn't own the land/doesn't have enough runway however good luck.

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I thought Orange Man said it would be over by Easter though? lmao, what a retard.

you are the human burden. retarded normie who can't even handle dwelling with himself.
>I want to go out and be with the trees waaaaah
are you a 13 year old girl or what bro

That's shutting EVERYTHING down to flesh this out. Most states haven't shut down shit or are including basically everything not food service or entertainment as "essential" so you're not even seeing most Americans having to miss work. We're having assing this shit and it's not having an effect.

There's got to be some way I can spin these thots-in-crisis into sex. But I'm just so lazy. I guess I'll just play Xenogears again.

>everyone thinks trump is a dumbass for "aspirationally" declaring easter the day
>cucks himself and extends in to april 30th
>still doesnt lockdown the country
so fucking dumb it is what we deserve

If they extended it indefinitely, it would be the best thing ever. Yesterday New Yorkers were dying 1 every 17 minutes, and today it’s 1 every 8 minutes. If we can get Californians at the same rate, this would be the best of all worlds.

>gas to reach 99 cents in the next few weeks
>work as a mailman, volume is down
>highways are empty, haven’t sat in traffic once
>fast food still open
>everyone is staying the fuck to themselves
>introvert anyway

What more could you ask for??

>As opposed to spending all day inside and consooming like the good goy consoomer you are
>Oh boy Moishe, spill your consoomer garbage in my lap, give me all your garbage, who needs nature? Who needs self improvement? Who needs to have a positive impact in their own lives and the lives of others? I just want to play Vidya and jack off like a good little consoomer!
Also, the fact that the individual who is wholly incapable of life without other’s income and without other’s assistance is calling anyone a child is some of the most autistic shit to bless my eyes.

and risk infection?

yea because ONLY liberals live in those places

>Nah, lets open it back up and get back to work to help our economy.
Reeeeeee drumpf gonna kill us all to save his stock market reeeeee
>Its looking like we should keep things settled down for a few more weeks to make sure we really get through the hump.
Reeeee drumpf is gonna kill all the small businesses and kill the economy.

If it sounds like the rambling of schizophrenic jews. Thats because it is. Thats because it is. Fucking sad, yet hilarious to observe.

I ran out over 2 weeks ago. first 48 hrs was rough, but i'm fine now

It's just gonna keep getting pushed back.
How long will you accept, "Americans"?

2-5% mortality rate, a drop in the bucket. I want my fucking stores back

How close is that 5G tower to you apartment

It's owned by 3 dudes who I went to high school with.

Still waiting on a job call. Should be going back to class this week but we'll see. Abbott just closed the border to Louisiana though so that's cool.