HAPPENING HAPPENING APRIL 30

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Only question left is will you go to the camps willingly?

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Most NYC parks are filled to the brim with people acting like everything is normal. These people are selfish as fuck and won't ever comply.

Are you from ny? How are things over there?

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This guarantees more Trumpbux.

Economy REKT!

Hey now, this can't be correct. President Trump said this would be gone in two weeks.

Me social distancing last night

>3am. No fucks given

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>These people are selfish as fuck
Yeeeesssss, it’s your countrymen’s fault we have to curb your civil liberties. Get mad at them

You look like the kind of guy people naturally keep a minimum of 2m from anyway..

LOL WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN MASSIVE NUMBERS

Pic is a church service in Florida today.

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI! WHY IS FLORIDA STILL OPEN?

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I’m with you. Let the fire rise.
>man suffers because he takes seriously what the gods make for fun

You know...Im somewhat of a retard myself.

I’m not even an extrovert but I might kms if I have to be confined to the house that long

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Isn't May 1 a major pagan holiday?

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He hopes and we all hope user, only time will tell, so stop being a faggot, k?

I'm not following the rules just to have this shit extended. If it goes into May I'm not following shit.

No one follows them anyway, businesses are the only ones that get fucked.

Americans are too retarded to conquer this thing like Singapore or South Korea.

>Ib4 niggers and spics

No, even our white population is too retarded in too large of numbers to prevent us from getting fucked.

We are going to make Spain and Italy look like child's play soon.

Kek

Marshall law needs to be declared

Yeah, that's as stupid as those dumb fucks in Central Park. I don't want the government to tell people they can't go to church, but they should have enough sense not to go during a pandemic.

Why hasn't this dipshit shut down the country yet?

It's weird man, there is a sense of calm but also uneasy feeling you get when you step outside for even a moment. I went to the super market early in the morning thinking I could get what I need in peace but I was wrong, it packed and everyone was coofing and arguing about people taking more than 2 poland spring gallon jugs. I've stopped taking the subway altogether and am riding my bike to work from now on. I don't want to end like this..

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Thank fuck for the government checks coming in soon, because in all honesty if it werent for that these people would be killing each other at an even faster rate than they already are.

OH NO NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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calm down leaf

americans say 30 days more
brits already said 6 months

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GREAT JAOHB LIKE ALL THESE GREAT PEOPLE DOING GREAT JAOHBS JAOHBS THEY DO SO GREAT ALL THESE PEOPLE GREAT JAOHB OK

Was the same here. Government just closed all the parks & banned gatherings over 2 people. Not officially martial law, but if you're suspected of having it & aren't inside you'll receive a "checkup" from military doorkickers. Just a flu though.

Yeah, well I'm not following those guidelines.

Literally all the areas in my city that were flooded with people were the hipster/yuppie socialite hotspots. Im living in a primarily mexican neighborhood and i can tell you that no one has fucking left their house since the stay in order started.

Of course

They won't tell people they're gonna be on lockdown for 6 months. It's always "shortly", "a few more weeks" etc.

Stfu cia kike

lose some weight, fatty.

Why? I thought it was a Democratic hoax!

Truly the cheeto president. Y'all should have voted Hilary.

why? why can't we go outside? all the parks are closing around me as well.

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if we remove all boomers within 30 days, we can get back to normal life immediately, right?

No, u

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I think you are exactly right. It will just keep getting extended.

Final death toll of the first wave @ 10% for U.K. = 7.9 million
USA @ 20% = 50 million
This is sars. This is sars death rate. 10% with respirators, 20% without. Because Americans aren’t sheltering they won’t get a respirator when they need it.
ALSO THE CAPTCHA IS BROKEN

Wait, so we're not doing the Easter Miracle thing now?

You are just a robot

When I go to the store all I see are packed parking lots full if boomers. The grocery stores and butchers? Full of boomers. My neighborhood? People everywhere. Why the fuck are we crashing the economy to try and save these retards. They dont want to be saved.

Lol he's mad as heck.

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the stock market is going to crash so hard tomorrow

selling that 401k off in January and stocking up wasn't such a bad idea after all, I will smugly remind my detractors.
they laughed when I bought a freeze drier for McDonalds food but now everyone lines up to suck my cock since the one in town is closed.
MORE PUSSY THAN I'VE EVER KNOWN

imagine pretending you need 300k masks (on the internet)

Why did you think that?

Based and jokerpilled

People will stop complying by Easter. You can’t expect the world to stop on command.

NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN' LEAFERINO RETARDERINO'S!

this. old white haired assholes don’t give a fuck. we’re doing this for them and they don’t give a fuck.

please stop being retarded and moneyhungry jews for a few months, its not fun to beat you while you are sick

desu id rather die from this flu than die from the looters

i don't know how the company i worked for will handle this
we were shut down by the state till the 7th, which will now certainly be extended, and we're double fucked because we make all the shit that companies use for trade shows and conventions

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This piece of shit diverted critical PPEs from Michigan over petty shit. He killed people over petty shit, just like the J*w he is. That Fauci shithead has a big nose, another j*w.

This is bullshit..there is no reason

Wonderful speech Mr. Pence.

Aren't all small business of less than 500 employees getting $10m loans that will be forgiven?

youtube.com/watch?v=jRVvMoEoItU

i wonder how many employees they still have working at that hospital? more than 300? each person is going through 1k fucking masks a week? mmmhhhhhmmmmmm

So are you communist or Strasserist orrrrrr. I can get on board with Commies who hate kikes, I have no problem with that because crapitalism is a Jew.

just take your 100% unemployment check and relax for a few months

we were at like 450, with a smaller operation in vegas that is still going and taking jobs as they can
i don't have access to that info but my uncle is VP of production and operations so i might text him sometime next week

One thing will have them changing their ways. People actually getting sick and dying. Like in a real pandemic. This is a hoax and no one should give a shit about barely inconvenient sniffles.

It fucking better.

You do realize you’re just screaming at the fucking void right?

like Australia
14 old people have died
so EVERYTHING WILL BE SHUT DOWN
NO FOOD, NO CIGS, NO TOILET PAPER, NOTHING
who votes for these CRETINS?

Are you prepared, are you considered essential or it's a shit job? You should really buy as much cheaper stuff as you can. It seems ny will be hell with all the niggers and over the edge liberals

wait when he said the next Trump Bux check is $2000 when is that coming again?

Selfishness is degenerate. Self centered behavior is narcissism and Jewish.

Exactly. Where are the dead bodies? Overcrowded hospitals? It's a giant hoax

Yeah I don’t see why more people don’t realize this. It’s literally a game of moving the goalposts and boiling the frog slowly. Trump was never going to come out and be like “yup shit’s closed down until August.”

i highly doubt i'll be getting 100%
i put in for it as soon as we got furloughed last week and it's a fraction of what i normally make

>2.2mil down to 100k-200k
>Muh armageddon fags btfo

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Jared the Snake needs more time to loot the US Treasury.

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There will be no tribal leaders retard
There will be state government soldiers
And a bunch of militias with amerifat boomers with their redneck good for nothing sons, who will get wiped out.

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You and bozgor should get a room with your dog leaf.

I'm already writing a bible for the collapse that included scientific information and batshit crazy stuff. So when atheists in the future attempt to disprove it they gotta fight the fact that my bible mentions fundamental particles, black holes and a 4 dimensional time-space manifolds.

>SHUT THE FUCK YOU YOU RETARDED GYPSY FAGOT. IT IS NOT THE PRESIDENT'S ROLE TO BE TALKING ABOUT SHIT HE DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND. MAYBE THERE IS A GOOD REASON, maybe there isn't. He can tell one of this thousands of assistants or underlings to "Look into it", instead of passive aggressively shitting on Governors and Mayors by airing some dirty laundry in the media and asking the media to look into it.
>This petty mother fucker has ZERO leadership skill or ability, and he is treating a national health and security crisis as a media and democrat governor conspiracy against him.
>retarded faggot miga BOOMER COCKSUCKING BULGARIAN FAGGOT. GET THE FUCK OUT.

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Getting brexit flashbacks

>GOD DAMMIT
>my cuck liberal governor (Jay Inslee) will just try to upstage Trump and announce his own extension running through October of next year.

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OVER BY EASTER SHILLS BTFO
NIMBLE NAVIGATORS BTFO
HOAX SHILLS BTFO

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Yeet

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Oh? Do you have the balls? Are you a big enough Nig? Nah, you are a bitch I can tell.

There is CDC guidance on it, basically it's a last resort.

I too have been reading the Gulag Archipeligo.

It's the creativity in arresting people that got me. Guy grabs you in a crowd "SERGEI WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN" and drags you off with a gun pressed to your back. "Da hello mam, I am here to check water pressure for glorious communist state please step outside to observe meter da." Grab them there. Someone comes to the police asking where their husband or wife is, well shit they just walked in the door and I have another arrest on my quota today. Get in that prison cell you old skag.

Wow! The WH just gave an amazing performance. I think it was reassuring and and covered everything. Whether your left or right a person came away knowing this administration is doing everything in their power to solve the pandemic. Well done.

This is so fucking dumb. If he was by himself why tf should he be fined? This is UK tier mommy state.

I plan on forming a Morlock movement in the sewers. So if you hear about "sewer men" we got you.

THIS IS THE FIRST OF MANY EXTENSIONS

For sure, there are 2 rounds of gibs already in the $2.2 Trillion CARES Act

They may even do more if people start getting uppity.

It's bribery at this point and I will take every cent of it

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Dont worry America has only such abysmal numbers and massive spread becaue Trump is testing so much more than EVERY other country and not because there is actually some problem after all the festivals, election rallies and protest marches held until just weeks ago

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Checked and capped.

Lmao what a fucking simp shutting down the country because of the fucking sniffles

My hands are getting filthy boys, aren’t yours? It’s time for some sanitizer.

This quarantine is retarded and would only save a few boomers. Plus nobody really follows these half measures anyway, especially the boomers they are trying to save.

ok glownigger

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We're doing this all the way until May? Wow.

Someone give me the basic gesalt?

that book is so good
A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich is like a quick shot of it

never thought I would live to see these times, they are really accelerating their plans. must have noticed too many normies waking up.

This. This is a move to implement NWO. Wether a beta test or the happening im not sure though i pray the former

TOP KEK!

Lick them boots cuckboi. This shit ain't even real.

second round of Trump Bux incoming. He wanted to give us $4000 the first time but they wouldn't let him.
so now he told them it's going to be $6000.

GAS THE NEWFAGS

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WALPURGISNACHT
THE GREATEST SATANIC DATE

doubt that it would cause an armed uprising civil war, government has no rights nor casus belli instituting a full lockdown when it is not an apocalyptic tier contagion like Black Death...

>Trump to give NEETS more bux
>reporters btfo and will probably get virus
that's about it

you know what i'm just bathing in resignation at this point
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You sound like a compliant bootlicker. I thought you Amerimuts were founded on rebellion to authority or is that just egotistical jargon you all pump when you’re feeling scared? You guys are actually just a bunch of fags in reality, clearly.

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if martial law gets enacted the boog starts that would be good

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4-SCRl5IBp4&feature=youtu.be

Happening now. Sneaky sneaky.

Gain some weight, skinny

It's a Chinese, like you
Shouldn't you be at home dressing out Spot and Rover for dinner?

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