/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2707

It may not even reach 60k new cases today
It's already slowing down in many European countries
The pandemic is basically over

Godspeed Corona chan!

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So what's with the meme going around that there's going to be some kind of shitshow on April 1st? Is it based on anything?

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Start licking door knobs

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... do you have a sister?

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Americans breaking the quarantine already

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>Nearly 60 years
and the rest you fucking liar

it's the same person, every time, posting this on every god damn thread. Are you autistic? is this just what you do? I don't understand why you post this. I'm truly astonished. It would be great if you actually posted something worthwhile but instead you post this shit. Every god damn thread you post this shit. it isn't funny, it never was. Every once in a while I read it, hoping something else will happen but it never does. Being annoying isn't trolling. Doing this kind of shit is more akin to being a fucking moron. You're probably sitting there, laughing to yourself like: aye, gottem again! stop it. stop it stop it stop it stop it. I'm so fucking tired of this horse shit. Take the knife your mom keeps in the drawer next to the oven and slit your god damn throat you miserable piece of shit. I hope you rot in hell.

the same sources that you use to tell us that only the old are dying,retard

Rent's due. No one's working. Doesn't take much to see the upcoming issue.

Lol this just happened on the Press Briefing
>demand increase in masks due to coronavirus
>one hospital goes from 10-20k a week to 200-300k a week
Trump's response
>"something's going on"
>"you have to look into it as reporters"
>"where are the masks going?"
>"we have that in a lot of places"
>"i just don't see from a practical standpoint how that's possible to go from that to that"

Combined with
“I don’t believe you need 40,000 or 30,000 ventilators. You know, you go into major hospitals, sometimes they’ll have two ventilators. And now all of a sudden they’re saying, ‘can we order 30,000 ventilators?’
marketwatch.com/story/amid-coronavirus-crisis-trump-says-i-dont-believe-you-need-40000-or-30000-ventilators-2020-03-26?mod=home-page

He's probably thinking the hospitals are trying to scam him, kek

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Every corner of the world is already infected.
What do we wait for now?

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WHAT THE FUCK

Your commie has no regard for human life, not even his own. And for this reason, men, I want to impress upon you the need for extreme watchfulness. The enemy may come individually, or he may come in strength. He may even come in the uniform of our own troops. But however he comes, we must stop him. We must not allow him to gain entrance to this base. In the two years it has been my privilege to be your commanding officer, I have always expected the best from you, and you have never given me anything less than that.

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how MUCH is shit hitting the fan?
strawpoll.me/19648762

I'm so proud of you corona-chan, people are really going to flip their shit in April...keep up the good work!

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United States has so little deaths because our healthcare is ran like a business and is top notch. Without insurance Corona Chan is going to make you broke, but at least you’re still alive.

Just go outside dude

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Take off the cosplay sopmod

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Less cases and deaths than yesterday... Is it ending already?

HELP AM I SHADOW BANNED

THEY BAN MY WORDS FROM ALL THE SITES YOU CANNOT REACH ME YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO REACH ME THEY ARE HATING AND DESTROYING MY WORD

TELL ME AM I SHADOWBANNED

CANNONBALL

I call bullshit. How come nobody reacts?

Deaths.

Fuck you, die already you god damn gyppo subhuman. Can't wait for every in Bucharest to choke to death on their lung glue

looks like nerve gas

>Wuhan Patrol to Major Han
>Wuhan Patrol to Major Han
>Take your aids bug pills
>and put your coof mask on

>Wuhan Patrol to Major Han
>Commencing Lockdown,
>Hazmats on.
>Check their pulses
>and hope Xi comes not for you

>This is Wuhan Patrol to Major Han
>You're working hard unpaid
>And the people want to know the party cares
>So it's time to lock their capsules
>as they stare

>This is Major Han, Wuhan Patrol
>I'm walking past the beds
>And their coofing
>in a most a peculiar way
>And the case numbers look different, today

>For Here
>i see them welded in a tin can
>Bars across the door
>Xi-ping sneezed; achoo!
>And now im coofing too

>Though i've worn
>one hundred coofing masks
>I'm feeling very ill
>And i think command knows which way i'll go
>Tell my wife i love her very much
>She knows

>Wuhan Patrol to Major Han
>Your phone is dead,
>there's sum-ting-wong
>Can you hear me, Major Han?
>Can you hear me, Major Han?
>Can you hear me, Major Han?
>Can y- *COOF*

>Here am i dying
>in my tin can
>Bars across the door
>Planet earth is too
>And there's nothing I can do

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kek’d

Oy vey

just let it go and submit

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Man
I didn’t expect the body to bounce like that’s not just exploding in thousand pieces

It's them Q niggors. Pay no mind to 'em.

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God I want a barn GF

Whats up with Iran? They've been steady for over a week.

why people seem to be losing their fucking minds ?

Banker suicides up next

Isn’t herd immunity the only solution left for this somethingburger?

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Mass extinction followed by her takeing a physical form thanks to all that death energy

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 139,904 (2,449) Italy 97,689 (10,779) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 80,031 (6,802) Germany 62,095 (525) France 40,174 (2,606) Iran 38,309 (2,640) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 14,829 (300) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,583 (152) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 8,774 (86) Canada 6,280 (63) Portugal 5,962 (119) Norway 4,271 (25) Brazil 4,256 (136) Israel 4,247 (15) Australia 3,980 (16) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,775 (16) Ireland 2,615 (46) Malaysia 2,470 (35) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 2,139 (7) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,890 (57) Japan 1,866 (54) Poland 1,862 (22) Romania 1,815 (43) Pakistan 1,597 (14) Russia 1,534 (8) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) Indonesia 1,285 (114) South Africa 1,280 (2) Finland 1,240 (11) Greece 1,156 (38) India 1,024 (27) Iceland 1,020 (2) Panama 901 (17) Dominican Republic 859 (39) Peru 852 (18)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +16,326 (+229) Italy +5,217 (+756) China +45 (+5) Spain +6,796 (+820) Germany +4,400 (+92) France +2,599 (+292) Iran +2,901 (+123) United Kingdom +2,433 (+209) Switzerland +753 (+36) Netherlands +1,104 (+132) Belgium +1,702 (+78) South Korea +105 (+8) Turkey +1,815 (+23) Austria +503 (+18) Canada +625 (+3) Portugal +792 (+19) Norway +256 (+2) Brazil +352 (+22) Israel +628 (+3) Australia +345 (+2) Sweden +253 (+5) Czech Republic +144 (+5) Ireland +200 (+10) Malaysia +150 (+8) Denmark +194 (+7) Chile +230 (+1) Luxembourg +119 (+3) Ecuador +67 (+9) Japan +173 (+2) Poland +224 (+4) Romania +363 (+6) Pakistan +102 (+2) Russia +270 (+4) Philippines +343 (+3) Thailand +143 (+1) Saudi Arabia +96 (+4) Indonesia +130 (+12) South Africa +93 (+1) Finland +73 (+2) Greece +95 (+6) India +37 (+3) Dominican Republic +140 (+11) Peru +181 (+2) Mexico +131 (+4) Singapore +42 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Fascist poster, you are the only memeflag I read in these generals. Keep up the based work!

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Corona is a total nothing burger

Positive

He'll be alright. Just pump a little Plasma into him/her.

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What about SCOTUS?

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Kek

why do I feel so weird its like I'm watching this whole thing in 3rd person

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Only way Billy boy can have himself is to start dropping red pills on cremation. This is going to be an issue here soon enough...

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Not that many leaves on the trees in NY yet, Ivan.

>shadowban
>Yas Forums
Welcome newfren.

These threads should be deleted. You're pushing a jew op they're using to gain massive money and power.

Wagie wagie back in cagie
All day long you coof and ragie
/Yuro/ comfy
/Yuro/ cool
/Yuro/ free from work and school
Wagiemutt is trapped and dies
/Yuro/ eats tendies and fries

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EPIC.

Normies don't know how to fill up an extra 8 hours a day with programming when there's no work.

It's called being a neet. Welcome.

Jap tits

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no, extinction is

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he is breaking it very hard

Mediocre, only a half flip.

a normie friend doesn't know what is corona-chan, what should I show him?

>200k expected deaths in US

That's fucking nothing. I can always count on Yas Forums to exaggerate and hype the fuck out of everything...

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A fucking flu

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Why is this post blank? What's going on?

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Hope the polandbro will update corona milkers at 750k or 800k again. God, i need this.

Argiebro I appreciate your dedication going to these threads

what the fuck? how are you making a blank post?

>still more threads than deaths in america
Not in 2-3 days.

That's with current measures right?

How many people choke to death on semen per year?

What non breaking spaces do you use to get a blank post?
All the ones I used to use don't work anymore

How are YOU planning to use this pandemic as an opportunity, anons?

I've already been looking into urban allotment planning in my area, contact details of charities & religious institutions, etc. with the hope that I can at least start a food growing drive and put urban work programmes on the agenda. I've also been looking into Cuban healthcare training; not because I think it's a good model for a healthcare system but because training most normies in practical healthcare is a good PR move and would actually improve hospital burdens and medical supplies.
The problem is that most of the support i'd get for this would be based in leftist thinking and, while I understand the only practical way forward is a long march through leftist organisations, it's not exactly something I can do on my own, and I don't really have a step 2- other then some vague ideas about setting up a building society to help people find work and afford those delicious post-boomer house prices, and maybe a shared healthcare training programme for other nations in the Commonwealth (to strengthen international ties & influence by recruiting from the diasporas) and Europe (to strengthen regional solidarity outside of the EU framework).

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for some reason 7/8 that died in Wisconsin are black

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-2.37%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (-0.96%) Hong Kong (0.00%) China (0.00%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (0.00%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (0.00%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-39%) Tokyo (-34%) Beijing (-1%) Wuhan (0%) New Delhi (0%) Dubai (-3%) Moscow (-4%) Rome (-8%) Milan (-4%) Berlin (-4%) Munich (-4%) Brussels (-5%) Paris (-8%) Madrid (-3%) Barcelona (-8%) London (-13%) Johannesburg (-1%) Sao Paulo (-18%) Buenos Aires (-27%) New York (-38%) Washington (-18%) Miami (-14%) Toronto (-19%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-11%) Mexico City (-23%) Los Angeles (-27%) Seattle (-14%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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It already peaked in Italy, Spain and Germany
Keep coping happeningfag

Cry some more

󠛡 󠛡 󠛡󠛡 󠛡 󠛡󠛡 󠛡 󠛡󠛡 󠛡 󠛡

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1 million American deaths are expected by the end of April.

>900 NYPD members have it

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That's a severe underestimate to calm the masses. Also consider how many will have permanent lung damage and other health issues.

Dude, what are you trying to say? This blank post thing is scaring me.

she's everything I ever wanted. I love you Corona-Chan

Don't forget to say your rabbits at the beginning of april!
For good fortune for you and Corona-chan!

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Remember the early days of these threads when we didn't know what was happeniing in wuhan, we thought the world was going to end? now hundreds of threads later we find out the chinese numbers were real, its not even a bad flu. How stupid we all feel

Happening is over

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Those are just rumours. Everyone knows basketball americans are immune to corona-chan.

Fuckin kek

>200k
>break quarantine
>corona again
>400k next time
>break quarantine
>corona again
>repeat

This suggests that the overall clinical consequences of Covid-19 may ultimately be more akin to those of a severe seasonal influenza (which has a case fatality rate of approximately 0.1%) or a pandemic influenza (similar to those in 1957 and 1968) rather than a disease similar to SARS or MERS, which have had case fatality rates of 9 to 10% and 36%, respectively.

Covid-19 — Navigating the Uncharted
List of authors.
Anthony S. Fauci, M.D., H. Clifford Lane, M.D., and Robert R. Redfield, M.D.

nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMe2002387

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We are months away from any sort of peak or plateau. Numbers continue to increase exponentially.

>didn't even do a flip

Heard a rumor that hospital in UK won't take in any more patient unless he/she is in critical condition.
How bad is it over there?

7/10 jump

She has the sociopath eyes

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Indeed, I did send out the order for Plan R, R for Robert...yes...yes, I take full responsibility...eh? Oh, no...don't you see, General? The commies...don't you--don't you use Clemenceau on me. The planes...no, it can't be done, Ripper. They are on their way in and no one can bring them back. For the sake of our country and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by Red retaliation. My boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won't stop them now. So let's get going. There's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. God bless you all.

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It is the end of the world, the global economy is going through a recession the effects which will be irrevocable. We have allowed our society to thrive on debt and stock buybacks, the stock market doesn't exist, it's all fake money as the fed prints more so the dow can go up just to crash again the day later.

The average IQ of the US is 100, 25% of americans by standard deviation are below 90 IQ, while 10% are literally below 80 IQ, close to mental retardation. Our leaders in the US, and everywhere in the world, are so retarded, so inept, so impotent where they can't even enact competent quarantine procedures to stop the virus from fucking putting us in a great depression.

Meanwhile our education system is so eroded that anyone who actually goes through it becomes a close minded, indoctrinated retard who can't critically think. All while our diets are filled with MSG and chemicals that slow our thought processes and we are made to live pay check to paycheck on thousands of dollars of debt. On top of that we have created a population of mindless consumers that hang on celebrities every word.

USA is done, the whole world is done. And I can't fucking wait.

ALLOW ME TO ONE UP YA.

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he didn't fly so good