White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #2

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Washington Post and The White House streams are the best quality. Fox News is a little AIDSy.
Trumps's daily press briefings are now the most watched thing on cable.

The White House
youtube.com/watch?v=xdhJZNxbq3c

Washington Post
youtube.com/watch?v=DkSkLCOG2es

Fox News
youtube.com/watch?v=WZYA0EQS1bc

Cuntspan
youtube.com/watch?v=2Jf-ZseAIl0

Q posted this weekend
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CHINA AGENTS STEAL MASKS

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TRUMP HAS THE COOF

Bump

His tie causes an optical illusion

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First for BBC.

Based

What Yas Forums promised me
>martial law
>entire states being cut off
>massive riots on NY and Cali
>millions of deaths
>death and suffering everywhere

What I got instead
>no outbreaks anywhere
>barely 200k deaths
>people going outside to socialize just fine
>NY infection is already under control
>Cali infection is already under control
>"you can wash your mask 20 times bro"
>"we will be back in normal everyday business in 2 or 3 weeks"

Well? Explain yourselves?

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Does he have the coof?

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Is he sick?

fpbp
bhutan tranny on suicide watch

>trump calling out minority nurses for theft!

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HES SAYING THEY ARE EXAGGERATING

PROJECT AIRBRIDGE

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COMFY PENCE INCOMING

He's not wheezing so much anymore. He really needed that sit down.

He sounds slow, out of breath, and he's slurring.
RIP droland drampf

*COOF*

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He sounds stuffy
Too many big macs

Where do all the masks go? Out the backdoor?

PROJECT

AIR BRIDGE

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well NY was already in trouble with the 1% moving out so makes sense they would sell supplies to make back the loss.

Howdy

>a big brown army

I'd let her coof on me, if you know what I mean.

Big brown army

>under control
Fuck off meme flag.

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Big Brown Army.

Reddit said UPS workers are all coofing on everything and demanding PPE equipment but they cant get any. This is how a woman runs a company.

>Big Brown Army

This women is built for Big Brown Cock

I love our big brown team

Bonjour, the goodest boy.

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The big brown army lmao

gif version

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MAGA. FUCK JANNIES.
Big BROWN army REPRESENT.

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Go neck yourself happeningfag

Made for Big brown army

Big Brown Army

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Why are these goons thanking him for his INCREDIBLE leadership. kek

Big Brap Army

SARS-CORONAVIRUS -2 IN THE USA BROUGHT YOU BY


UPS

UPS DELIVERS.

>constantly referring to the pandemic as a war
what's wrong with this country

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Post your FEMA region, boys.

2 here

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BIG

BROWN

ARMY

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"We have a big brown army"

BBA!

big brown is ready

BBC

>big brown army

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Give it two more weeks you shoot retard

These aren't Yas Forums these are all these dumbfucks from Yas Forums coming here to spread fear so they can make money shorting the stock market.

WHAT THE SERIOUS ACTUAL FUCK ARE THESE CAPTCHAS LATELY I ONLY POSTED ONCE OR TWICE TODAY AND I ALREADY AM FORCED TO DO 5 MINUTES OF CAPTCHAS JUST TO WRITE MY THIRD POST JESUS CHRIST

trump wants the public to think of him as a war time president cause that helps with reelection

you're a meme flag

back to the fields, nigger

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BIG BROWN ARMY

How much dick does she suck to get to this point in her life?

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Holy fucking shit. How did this guy with a verbal IQ of a 13 year old ever get elected? Why does nobody stand up and LAUGH in his face for speaking like a retard?

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BIG BROWN ARMY

ITS HAPPENING

what does he mean by that?

BIG
BROWN
ARMY

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who ever speaks always thanks the president. Looks like a custom

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>Reporting for doody

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MIGA

>brown army

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Bonjour fren

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This clown is seriously calling the hospitals requests for extra masks unnecessary and overblown? What a leader.

That he buys his ties at Toys R Us

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I'm in FEMA region XI

Man, nigga FUCK slide threads

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flag checks out

Because fuck you, that's why.

WILL THERE BE MORE TRUMPBUX

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when has wartime ever resulted in a recession

Because he's not Merkel.

i don't

A rabbit hole last night explained how they were planning to burn corona bodies to produce massive amounts of sulfur dioxide spread around the planet to create acid rain and burn crops and poison water. There was morse code saying "Acid rain" in the "I Pet Goat II" video.

keep coping, ahmed

They all just get up there and suck his dick and take up mic time so he doesn't say anything stupid,

THIS FAGGOT FUCK JUST ACCUSED HOSPITALS AND NURSES OF STEALING MASKS

Trump so based

>barely 200k deaths
There are only 30k deaths.

Even during a pandemic, being in front of camera's airing to the american people, with the president next to you.


>And yet they still mention one war or anther to BBC

''Big brown army''
Whats wrong with you people

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>Why does nobody stand up and LAUGH in his face for speaking like a retard?
They elected him BECAUSE he talks like a 13-year-old so he was easier to understand or some shit.

>corporate state cock jackoff- the press conference

Come, come thank me, no problem just come thank me

GIVE UP THE VENTILATORS NOW

they are. shit happens when you hire niggers thinking the're people

The recession comes after the war

this is so fucking boring
how long until q and a?

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Kek

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A nurse told me three weeks ago somebody stole 3000 masks in Florida.

>YOU HAVE TO GIVE ALL THE NATION'S SUPPLY TO NY AND NYC OR YOU'RE A BAD ORANGE MAN

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>implying diversity hire nurses don't steal medical supplies all the time

That's a hot fucking twink

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Its true though, Trump should shut down all urban hospitals while this gets investigated.

BIG BROWN ARMY

you will never be as pretty as this kitty

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lmao some of them have been stealing them for months if you think nurses are noble you dont know shit

Read some books about propaganda to understand that he actually correct in the way he is talking

15 days

WOLFGANG PUK

>whiteboi1
How many of these do you have saved Chang?

Because he doesn't import shitskins to rape our daughters.
...you know how that feels, right?

ncposting is bestposting

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You mad white boi? Big brown army is here to save the day.

Coomo has been stashing them for his personal use so yeah, wouldn't surprise me if people are in hospitals are.

Bonjour, doggo. It was nice to have you guys around. See you in the other side.

>i'd like to thank mayor Guy Fierri for converting all the factories in Flavortown to making masks and ventilators

Big. Brown. Army.

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eat shit and die retarded MIGA cocksucker. i'm going to laugh and laugh and laugh as the USA ceases to he a "superpooper" and bodies pile up on the street

>Wolfgang Puck

We're saved guis! Pack it in, happening cancelled

Better.

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They are, and not just masks.

>IS SHE RAYSIS?

>corporation can now deduct strip clubs

Lmao

interesting you didn't oppose me claiming you are a stupid nigger, you stupid nigger

eat shit and die, retarded "natsoc" MIGA jew cocksucker

don't you have Muslim rapists to apologize for?

shut the fuck up retarded MIGA boomer. I hope you die.

ROASTIES WILL NEVER SURVIVE IF HOOTERS GOES UNDER.

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Why do you have so many naked nigger pics? Are you a homo gay?

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HOW BOUT THAT

filthy MIGA boomer cocksucking faggot cunt. this is all a joke to you isn't it. i hope you die, you worthless sack of shit, "natsoc" MIGA neckbeard.

I’m an anti-trump wignat accelerationist. I support them stealing equipment and I support trump calling it out. Nice try leaf.

45yo computers. Fact.

If i wanted your opinion I would ask for it, leaf.

Lol seething gay leaf

No. I just think they are funny. Plus they are good to post in shit slide threads.

45 year old computers
>45 year old computers
45 year old computers
>45 year old computers
45 year old computers
>45 year old computers
45 year old computers
>45 year old computers

it's ok to be a stupid nigger. someone's gotta make up the left side of the bell curve and well you just got a little bit unlucky.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that's something

I had no idea there were 151 countries
gotta catch em all

>US will easily have the most chink flu cases and deaths in the world
>WE DID A TREMENDOUS JOB FOLKS

>didn't know there were more than 151 countries

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Anything new so far?

>TRUMP SUCKING HIS OWN DICK ON CHINA, AGAIN
TRUMP SUCKING HIS OWN DICK ON CHINA, AGAIN
>TRUMP SUCKING HIS OWN DICK ON CHINA, AGAIN
TRUMP SUCKING HIS OWN DICK ON CHINA, AGAIN
>TRUMP SUCKING HIS OWN DICK ON CHINA, AGAIN
TRUMP SUCKING HIS OWN DICK ON CHINA, AGAIN
>TRUMP SUCKING HIS OWN DICK ON CHINA, AGAIN
TRUMP SUCKING HIS OWN DICK ON CHINA, AGAIN
>TRUMP SUCKING HIS OWN DICK ON CHINA, AGAIN
TRUMP SUCKING HIS OWN DICK ON CHINA, AGAIN

peak america

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Popp knows, anons.

>Popp knows

youtube.com/watch?v=DAV1G1hWeIU

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