You’ve gotta be shitting me

> news from 2015 to shit up the catalogue.

tuck and roll

at least itll counteract global warming with the nice long winter we will get

Apocalyptic if true maxing all my credit cards out now how much time do we have left user?

It’s the Lake of Fire or Hell.

> ICraveScience

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Meh, would just cause a big lava flow.

wow they must have dig real deep to get those pictures!
NASA is really astonishing

Imagine Russians throwing a Hydrobomb on that and forever ridding the earth of ZoGmuttia haha

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What's with these "maybe will erupt in the next 100 000 years" yellowstone threads? The real ongoing happening of the half century too heavy for our Burrican friends?

Hahaha

2 weeks user, always 2 weeks.

>no more safe zones
that sorta depends on what your comfiest apocalypse is.

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This is precisely why you don't attack Russia. They have nukes aimed at exactly that caldera, to trigger Yellowstone as a Sampson option, blowing the entire north American landscape to smithereens.

in a park that's out west underground
more hot lava we've recently found
if this thing were to blow
there'd be nowhere to go
accept it, we're fucked all around

It's not real and just more labcoat nonsense with no actual proof backing it. Supervolcanoes are obvious volcanoes, such as Krakatoa, not yellowstone a supposed volcano which has never and will never explode in recorded history.

It's a psyop to get people scared of moving to a safer non ethnic state with a low crime rate, particularly white people since its only white people who typically know about or care about this conspiracy.

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hope it blows and wipe out flyover forever

this shit will never blow

Holy Crap!

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2020 is truly the year of non stop happening

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Somewhere between an hour and a hundred thousand years.

real talk, can’t we just drop a few tsar bomba size atom bombs to neutralize this threat? it would create a massive crater that would cool down the lava inside

why don't we create a small fission just to relieve some of the pressure?

>implying this wouldn't result in the death of the entire world

this. just more fear mongering kike media

not if we strike ourselves first

thank god. RESET INCOMING.

This game sucks with all the jew npcs taking over after failure to eliminate on level 2

Optimism bias will kill us all. But sure, yeah, cope.

We are safe here

its news from 2015 man

npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/04/24/402032765/scientists-discover-massive-new-magma-chamber-under-yellowstone

until there is significant uplift in the caldera it is not happening

hes right doomsday cultist. I know you want real life fallout, but it will not happen ever until GOD rains his wrath on the earth

>yellowstone fags are back

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Casper and Cheyenne are full of niggers now, and not just Air Force niggers. Smaller towns like Sheridan and Gillette are getting nigged too. It's time for WYO to die, desu

the whore of babylon

>real life fallout

you don't know what yellowstone can even do lmao

Bottom right of the OP image

OPs intention = pic related

In fact this is known since a decade or two.

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Lol this

>it's overdue to erupt and basically a ticking time bomb that could blow any minute
Then why don't we treat it like a zit and just drain the pus until its empty?

How is there that much magma below the surface only a couple miles? The surface should be on fire. Starting to not believe this (((scientist))) bullshit about the Earth

do it do it do it do it do it

So the gas is building up underground. You're a brainlet.

yeah yeah. lets hear some history recording about its power... oh wait... the scientists are just making shit up so they can get a grant to go study the effects of volcanism on the speckled american grasshopper

Not exploding in past recorded history doesn't mean it will never explode, retard. Human recorded history is only a few thousand years back. That is not much time for a supervolcano. Look at what Mt.Vesuvius did to Pompeii, and that wasn't a supervolcano. Now that we have volcanology and seismology, we can predict within a relatively close margin when and if a volcano will erupt, we know that Yellowstone is overdue for an eruption.

>muh supervolcano
it's literally just the flu

>Not exploding in past recorded history doesn't mean it will never explode, retard. Human recorded history is only a few thousand years back.
And that's all we can verify outside of things that have been made by intelligent life before recorded history, and even then we can only speculate about lost civilizations.

Stop the labcoat worship, it's not science.

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They're funnier than the Qoomers at least.

Nevermind the how. Drain it where? It’s fucking magma. It’s the shit that builds entire continents. Where do you propose we put it all?

that dude is a brainlet for other reasons, but the difference between this and nuclear fallout is moot. It will be a fuckton of volcanic ash instead of nuclear dust that makes the surface uninhabitable for generations. The difference between the one magma chamber and adding this is just most of the USA being uninhabitable to this making all of North America and a fair amount of South America uninhabitable, plus however much ocean life it kills.
It would be interesting to see how structures would hold up to the weight of that ash. I actually imagine there would be fewer cities left standing than a nuclear event, because the weight would stress the superstructures.

I think he means lava would cover the entire planet, user

Kek

> The surface should be on fire
an entire geographic region that regularly spouts boiling-hot water not enough to convince you?

Nice CGI.

If you plan on doing any raping before you die, you'd best get to it.

nuke it

It won't go as long as there is no massive bulging and lift up of the ground.

Earth zit go big boom

Which geographic region?

Why don't we just drill into it at multiple points to relieve the pressure?

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>be planet Earth
>10 billion people
>COVID-19 still repeats every year
-Ebola breaks out somewhere in Africa, globalism infects whole world now with 2 diseases without cure
>Yellowstone volcano erupts
Literal end, post-apocalyptic future begins.

You'll shoot yourself before the first day is over.

make some islands, trump can sell them off to rich russians

>Break last remaining crust holding the volcano from exploding

drop a nuke on it see what happens.

You do realize that eruptions leave evidence after they're done, right? There are also direct factors that dictate whether a volcano will erupt in the future or not.

Sky elevator tube. Make a new moon.

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>still believing in the magma core theory

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This. Or slowly load the magma into magma proof containers and launch it into space. Then disassemble Yellowstone as quickly as possible after it's completely empty.

Brap will come out after thousand years of closure, literal Satan's anus.

that's why hospitals are empty and governments are stocking up on respirators...

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Are you like... one of those very stupid retards?

I would take a raking for you

HOLY SHIT GUYS MAGMA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

i want this to blast at the moment of the geomagnetic reversal

It means 100+ years until we hit peak magma.

We can't drill past the crust brainlet and the bore hole wouldn't be close to large enough

Pompeiipilled

Soon go- I mean user, might as well max out a few more

>create a panic so as to avoid creating a panic
Lay off whatever, user.

Built for BBC

Which would still fuck us over. And that's not counting if it cracks under the lake. If the lake emptied into the cauldera most of the US would be wiped and the rest of the world would suffer years with a growing season.

Based and logicpilled. The majority of this board is fucking retarded.

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>create a panic to secure resources
seems more likely to me.

ywn die in fapping position and be made a joke of by future humans why even live?

Brainlet here, why can’t we just drill some holes and let the magma ooze out in a more controlled manner instead of it exploding thousands of feet into the air raining death and destruction on the entire world?

This fucking thing is precisely why we need to loosen ties with America as much as we can. I don't want to depend on burgerclap economy when their stupid country explodes right under their feet.

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It will kill half the world pal if it goes, at least burgers will fry pretty quick while the rest of us smoother in ash and CO2

It's under 10 miles of rock.

>preserved your dong for all eternity like a pharaoh
Magma might even add few centimeters more.

Are you completely fucking retarded?

A magma chamber just flew over my house!

Then the pressure wouldnt stop, its like poking the crust on an overstuffed hotpocket, once it punctures, it just keeps oozing molten sauce and cheese at a faster and faster rate, until unlike the hotpocket, it explodes all at once. All that stands between us now is the crust. A very thin crust.

hmm, which would be worse when it comes to causing panic:
>flu-like virus that kills boomers and fat fucks
vs
>the world is going to fucking end because of a super volcano.

Why not just let things be as normal and gather what you need in peace because you don't have to compete with everyone else? user, if you want to maximize your gains with anything, you don't want to alert everyone to your targets.

Theres a $2.5B project to inject water in to it to try and cool the lave/magma. NASA though.....

Canada

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It's buried too deep to drill and even if it wasn't doing this would trigger an eruption. Think of it like popping a balloon. You can't just poke some little holes in it and only let out a bit of air.

recorded history is insignificant in the grand scheme of things