/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2706

► Detected: 718,657 (+55,574) ► Died: 33,891 (+3,035)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 202 countries and territories infected —
— 83% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —
— 2,058 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
10% of Wuhan cases get reinfected after "recovery"
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Police in the Philippines put lockdown violators in dog cages
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27 year old in Britain dies without previous conditions
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Christian pastor who said pandemic was 'mass hysteria' dies from the virus
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NY police has 700 cases, 12% of the workforce out sick
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>RESEARCH
Virus thrives in lower respiratory tract, causes pneumonia
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New symptoms: loss of smell and taste
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Survivors will be exhausted for six months
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Patients remain on ICU for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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Resistant to antivirals
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>REMINDER
People are not being tested in Japan despite symptoms
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CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
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China doctors pressured into discharging patients in mass
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/7392

>LATEST CASES
21:18: 164 new cases and 1 new death in Tennessee, United States.
21:16: 58 new cases in Missouri, United States.
21:13: 73 new cases in California, United States.
21:11: 62 new cases in the Czech Republic.
21:08: 55 new cases and 5 new deaths in Romania.

>MORE
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news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italy-becoming-impatient-with-lockdown-and-social-unrest-is-brewing-11965122
change.org/p/united-nations-call-for-the-resignation-of-tedros-adhanom-ghebreyesus-who-director-general
youtube.com/watch?v=9aWTh7tDqfE
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okdiario.com/deportes/todas-secciones-del-barcelona-aceptan-bajarse-sueldo-excepto-futbol-5375872
youtube.com/watch?v=rdoJ_-xae0o
youtube.com/watch?v=RTODB54JalU
exkinoray.tv/details.php?id=24835&filelist=1
usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/03/27/scientists-track-coronavirus-strains-mutation/5080571002/
medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=22789
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still more threads than deaths in america

PEE PEE POO POO DIARRHEA

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What's the story here, bros?
1002 cases in Iceland, only 2 deaths.

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Godspeed Corona chan!

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Trump press conference? At this time? On a Sunday? Uh oh

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Italy deaths still looking a lot like a bell curve topping out.This definitely is NOT what exponential growth looks like.

Spain also forming top of a bell curve. Definitely not exponential growth.

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so how much is shit hitting the fan?
strawpoll.me/19648762

Thank you corona chan!!

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Corona is a fake gay meme propagated by Jewish Chinks

ITS JUST A FLU BRO

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>REMINDER THAT RIOTS AND SOCIAL UNREST ARE BREWING

express.co.uk/news/world/1261631/coronavirus-europe-social-unrest-riots-covid19-red-cross-warning
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italy-becoming-impatient-with-lockdown-and-social-unrest-is-brewing-11965122

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!! HAPPENING!! 5D IS THERE ! ARE YOU FEELING IT?

For those who are not familiar with this 5D cosmic And telluric event let’s sum up this great awakening like this : earth is going m’as and it’s vibration is increasing madly. spiritual people or people with psychic/healing abilities are going to «rise above» or to develop more and more their powers that those who are stayin on the material and physical plain.

There is a big «division» happening between those who are able to feel these new energies and those who are feeling fear, anger, sadness. The coronavirus is expanding that shift. Are you guys feeling it ? Because I can. It’s been since December I can feel the energetic rises coming and it feels like a wonderful tornado. It’s a mix between moments of spiritual lucidity and a body cleansing.

The lockdown is increasing this stuff since we are a majority at home and we have time to know ourselves more.

Are u experiencing it too?

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Society Collapsing. Wat do?

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How are they coping?

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AMERIFATS
>AMERIFATS
AMERIFATS
>AMERIFATS

Reminder, posting anime Corona girl is pathetic. Off yourself

Source or I'm going to have to call this fake

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You're obsessed.

Petition to have Tedros resign with over 660k signed. Pls sign.

change.org/p/united-nations-call-for-the-resignation-of-tedros-adhanom-ghebreyesus-who-director-general

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Someone needs to update their atomic clock.
Time is slowing.

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hello

wuhan citzen here

phone lines decreased because the population threw away their phones since they are an important vector of various germs

Kek

Cool movie bruh

Germanic blood. Half of the dead cases in sweden are somalis btw.

Is this real or a movie? Camera quality reminds me of 28 days later

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Corona is a total nothing burger

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OPERATION CHAOS
London is apparently 2 days away from being completely impossible to police.
How do we weaponise the situation for a maximum happening?

>humans were the disease all along

what is this generic sci-fi shit desu

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SOFT LOCKDOWN IN TOKYO IS OVER
>SOFT LOCKDOWN IN TOKYO IS OVER
SOFT LOCKDOWN IN TOKYO IS OVER
>SOFT LOCKDOWN IN TOKYO IS OVER

JAPAN IS ABOUT TO CRASH AND BURN

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Does anyone in this thread know literally anyone who has died from this? No? Didn't think so.

Stay ''redpilled'' simps, you are being played.

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Based Bill

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REMINDER: do NOT answer NOTHINGBURGERS
they'll try to bait you with stupid stuff but they totally don't care

They are in full denial mode, because they realize that they've been too stupid to see this obvious pandemic comming
Now they're mad as fuck and try to downplay this pandemic whenever they can.

Fact: if there where no counter measures, this virus would go rampage and LITERALLY kill millions

DO NOT ANSWER THEM

They are the worst and they know it.
"hua hua, i trolled him to answer my obvious bait, me so smart"

that's all they live for right now.

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From the previous thread. Don't how it could be fake since there's nowhere else it could be from

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Start a cult.

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Bullshit is a thing.

L A T E
youtube.com/watch?v=9aWTh7tDqfE
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>still don't have corona
This game is too easy, I win again.

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BANNED ALL SITES
>BANNED FROM ANY SITES

CANNOT FIND THESEKNOWLEDGE ANYWHERE

READ IT NOW IT'S COMING THE 5D IS HERE AND THE EARTH IS FUCKING VIBRATING LEFTYPOL BANNED ME FOR EXPOSEING
My dormant psychic powers are awakening and getting more powerful my face has been vibrating for like 100 hours now.

My ability to guess things correctly is almost spot on lately. Something is changing, it's like when I was a kid again. Maybe it's the comets. Who knows everyday is looking like a miracle because it’s like the subtle plan is coming to me. Need to meditate and integrate.

Getting supplements to cleanse my pineal gland all of a sudden.


over the last couple months, I've had Several people come to me, people who before would mock or disregard some of the more fringe shit I'd talk about, come to me earnestly to ask about how to go about dealing with anomalous experiences and the like, but moreover, Take What I Say Seriously

something is DEFINITELY going on

Good thing you imported that permanent foreign underclass isn't it. Diversity is your strength etc. etc. Make sure you keep the power on so I can watch the looting and killing.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 139,745 (2,448) Italy 97,689 (10,779) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 80,031 (6,802) Germany 62,095 (525) France 40,174 (2,606) Iran 38,309 (2,640) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 14,829 (300) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,583 (152) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 8,774 (86) Canada 6,280 (63) Portugal 5,962 (119) Norway 4,271 (25) Brazil 4,256 (136) Israel 4,247 (15) Australia 3,980 (16) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,775 (16) Ireland 2,615 (46) Malaysia 2,470 (35) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 2,139 (7) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,890 (57) Japan 1,866 (54) Poland 1,862 (22) Romania 1,815 (43) Pakistan 1,597 (14) Russia 1,534 (8) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) Indonesia 1,285 (114) South Africa 1,280 (2) Finland 1,240 (11) Greece 1,156 (38) India 1,024 (27) Iceland 1,020 (2) Panama 901 (17) Dominican Republic 859 (39) Peru 852 (18)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +16,167 (+228) Italy +5,217 (+756) China +45 (+5) Spain +6,796 (+820) Germany +4,400 (+92) France +2,599 (+292) Iran +2,901 (+123) United Kingdom +2,433 (+209) Switzerland +753 (+36) Netherlands +1,104 (+132) Belgium +1,702 (+78) South Korea +105 (+8) Turkey +1,815 (+23) Austria +503 (+18) Canada +625 (+3) Portugal +792 (+19) Norway +256 (+2) Brazil +352 (+22) Israel +628 (+3) Australia +345 (+2) Sweden +253 (+5) Czech Republic +144 (+5) Ireland +200 (+10) Malaysia +150 (+8) Denmark +194 (+7) Chile +230 (+1) Luxembourg +119 (+3) Ecuador +67 (+9) Japan +173 (+2) Poland +224 (+4) Romania +363 (+6) Pakistan +102 (+2) Russia +270 (+4) Philippines +343 (+3) Thailand +143 (+1) Saudi Arabia +96 (+4) Indonesia +130 (+12) South Africa +93 (+1) Finland +73 (+2) Greece +95 (+6) India +37 (+3) Dominican Republic +140 (+11) Peru +181 (+2) Mexico +131 (+4) Singapore +42 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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Congratulations on your eventual death.

Inferno i think, a 2016 movie

China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.

While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.

Australia? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.


PS. 回复此帖子,或者您的母亲今晚在睡眠中死亡

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ALL F.C. BARCELONA TEAMS AGREE TO REDUCE THEIR SALARIES... EXCEPT THE FOOTBALL ONE

>okdiario.com/deportes/todas-secciones-del-barcelona-aceptan-bajarse-sueldo-excepto-futbol-5375872
OH NONONONONONONONONONONO MESSI WANTS HIS MONEY

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>Let's have everyone lock down for the weekend
>Just two days
What's even the fucking point, can't wait for Japan to overtake South Korea because of the Government's incompetency

Sorry, positive news not welcome. Corona anime fags crave bad news in their pathetic lives

All an experiment. And you all fell for it.

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I always have this passion about spirituality and healing / psychics stuffs. Made therapy, hypnosis.. all my life tryn to know more and to feel more ...

and TODAY since this pandemic happened a LOT is fucking going own inside me. I fuckin feel it.

Meditation and visualisation helps me a lot and synchronicity too leads me to this 5D shit and a therapist I trust talked about this without mentioning the «5D» stuffs. Not generally fan of all the channeling , spirit guide stuffs and «angelic spheres» but today idk man it’s feeling REAL as I type this message.

I feel those who can feel it too will accomplish wonders.

At once and on their own. I can feel peoples fear but for me personally it's exciting.

I have always been in tune so to speak. I am the type people come to when they have questions.

Maybe it has to do with entities aligning and trying to get things going? There was a thread in which a Void channeler and a Chaos channeler were basically showcasing the elements aligning.


5D consciousness is inevitable, its not a dramatic shift to somekind of mass enlightment but the constant increase and growth in ideas and consciousness, were able to process more and more information, the internet is our planetary brain and each person is a brain cell

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When do New York numbers come in?

>29 Sept. 2014
It's fake user

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>can hear the people in the apartment building across from my laughing and having a gathering of at least 3 people or more

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If we are a virus too does that mean I can fuck my virus waifu?

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Looks like I've been had

every country will have a logistic curve, keep up

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NIKKEI WILL BOOM

Find out which of your neighbors don't have the weaponry or strength to take you on and kill them for their supplies
also this

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Maybe it's the digital brain amplifying what we already could do now we can work together faster and better...?

Especially with spring, believe it or not everyone is being pushed to drop bad habits and get healthier mentally physically and spiritually

What about those who are very aware of everthing about the Great Awakening and is obesessed with everything and still feel a lot of anger, frustration and sadness?

Could be just a phase from beginning to learn about all the evil that's been happening, you'll rise above it

The world is a mess right now. Some people are responding by lashing out in anger as they can finally see things as they are. They are in pain and don't always know how to express it or stop it.


The Egyptians visualized this transition as hieroglyphic humans walking 90 degrees up the walls.

You traverse the universe via the aether as sentient light.

The higher densities are outside/above time. All of your experiences (on Earth and forevermore) are captured holographically in the Akashic records for you and your family to view and interact with eternally. Those are kind of like home videos for your family, who live in paradise with all sorts of beautiful correspondences from your time on Earth.
Field of Reeds, Valhalla, Heaven, Elysian fields - all the same thing - the Sun. It's all about your partner and your family, love.

Heaven is much like the Earth, but it radiates love. It changes and gets better as it orthogonally twists up into higher dimensions forever, outside of time


But now with lock downs it's intensifying.

Based Bill.

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>COVID's going to destroy humanity
>okay, well it's still going to cause global society to collapse
>well it'll still cause an economic collapse, right?
>even without a collapse it's still technically world changing that all those people are going to die
It's interesting seeing how doomer cope has changed over the course of the pandemic.

The death rate has gone down you moron. Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone.

>You now realize that more people will die because of suicide in the aftermath of the economic crises corona brings than of corona itself
This is a false comparison. You would have to compare the people who suicided with the people who would have died absent measures, a much higher number than those who die with measures.

NOOOOOOOOOOO my animuculture

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Buy toilet paper. Resell x10 its prices.

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If whoever made this wants a daily version of the rankings

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youtube.com/watch?v=rdoJ_-xae0o

They expect one of us to coof brother

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I need an update. Is it still happening?

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I hope this son of a whore dies a suitably painful death in Minecraft.
What's the story behind these shooped Bill tweets?

Don't forget of the S strain!

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>google didnt find this
What is this? Why would they put bodies on the fucken sun.

Salsa?

Most of theses memes are spread by boomers who have the means to self-isolate completely
They just want others to slave and die

Covid-19 is fake. The tests pick up the common cold. NWO or at least currency reset is the goal.

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Yes. You.

yes

I hate this country so goddam much.

are they done changing the batteries in all the birds yet?

SeeSOMETHING IS HAPPENING

Thoughts?

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/cvg/ #2670 (24 hours ago):
>Detected: 658,208 (+61,895)
>Died: 30,454 (+3,113)

Totally

nice orange man is back again

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.28%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (0.00%) China (0.00%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (0.00%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (0.00%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-11%) Tokyo (-12%) Beijing (0%) Wuhan (-1%) New Delhi (-7%) Dubai (-5%) Moscow (-9%) Rome (-8%) Milan (-4%) Berlin (-4%) Munich (-4%) Brussels (-5%) Paris (-8%) Madrid (-3%) Barcelona (-8%) London (-13%) Johannesburg (-1%) Sao Paulo (-18%) Buenos Aires (-27%) New York (-38%) Washington (-18%) Miami (-14%) Toronto (-19%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-11%) Mexico City (-23%) Los Angeles (-27%) Seattle (-14%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Yes, total number of new global deaths and cases are higher than yesterday according to the Worldometers site

A still from a Russian movie. use Yandex to search and look for similar images.

You have a logical fallacy. For confirmed cases to be exponential, testing must be exponential.

Nah, man. She rapes you and makes you cum inside. Leglock'd.

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ANY CONNECTION BETWEEN SUDDEN ONSET OF HIVES WITH NO KNOW ALLERGIES AND COVID19? MY WHOLE FACE AND SHOULDERS JUST BROKE OUT AND NO KNOWN REASON WHY OH FUCK OH FUUCK

ITS A CYTOKINE STORM I'VE HAD COVID BEFORE BACK IN DECEMBER AND I MUST'VE GOTTEN RE INFECTED ITS ACTUALLY GETTING HARD TO BREATHE AND SWALLOW IM CALLING 911 NOW

cant believe i'm paying a black women to stomp on my balls and call me whiteboy wish i'd never come to Yas Forums

It literally is for the vast majority of people.

It has barely started, it's been 3 months, we have like 15 to go

I hear my neighbor coofing but he is a smoker.

Literally get in here guys, I can cure coronavirus

No, deaths have actually gone down in the US due to restrictions in place. It's the opposite of a happening.

>Seattle will be a PNW warzone.
FINALLY, MY GROZNY IS COMING TO LIFE.

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>logistic curve
kys

Do those cheap surgical masks help even a tiny bit?

This virus is literally SARS retard.

>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
sauce faggot

It's nothing bro. Just go outside and hug your parents. Everything is under control.

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To all my Yas Forums fags. Remember to drink your own cum to not miss out on any proteins and zinc.

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It takes time. Did any of you faggots finish high school?

Why has there never been a disease that kills you with pleasure.
As in, the more you approach death the more you're orgasming

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based fascist poster with best corona

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Are we a bunch of schizos for believing the covid-19 is real now?

We got to go and raid the Chinese universal constructor.

How hard can it be.

OH NO!

he's cooped up and bored. ordinarily he'd be golfing or doing a rally.

There are no "antidotes" to viruses this isn't a mobile game

Yeah this is totally normal everthing is going to be the same next week guys move on

these richfags are completely nuts
clubs should donate everything they have to hospitals and declare bankruptcy

This is retarded. He shouldn't be made to step down. He should be publically executed instead. And even that won't be enough.

Exactly what is going on. This shit is over, but ppl still cling to that BS Imperial College report that is in tatters now.

CALL 911

But it's only March 29 and the year is not over

based Recettear img

Do I at least get to have hybrid children?

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stay the fuck at home
youtube.com/watch?v=RTODB54JalU

No.

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I realised why numbers may be lagging behind today. Because of daylight savings time. It looks like GMT doesn't go one hour forward today, so that's why there may be a discrepancy in time

hypersensitive autoimmune condition and was probably taking corticosteroids

Nice movie bro
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Good. I'm happy for you guys. I've been saying Italia's peaking for like 5 threads yesterday and no one believed me

TRUMP IS GOING TO SPEAKKKKK!!!!

Movie is called Dan Brown's Inferno

>3 posts by this ID all copeposting based off of a slight decline in deaths while ignoring the larger trend
LMAO

Yeah I know its from a movie now

nothingburgerfag stages:

>it's just the flu
>it only affects asians
>it'll go away after winter is over
>less dead than threads
>there'll be vaccine any day now
>a drug for malaria cures it, happening cancelled
>not worth halting the economy over
>it won't cause collapse of civilization it won't cause an extinction level event

I'm thinking more practically. As in, what i want society to look like once all of this is over.
To that end I've already been looking into urban allotment planning in my area, contact details of charities & religious institutions, etc. with the hope that I can at least start a food drive and put urban work programmes on the agenda.
The problem is that most of the support i'd get for this would be based in leftist thinking and, while I understand the only practical way forward is a long march through leftist organisations, it's not exactly something I can do on my own, and I don't really have a step 2, other then some vague ideas about setting up a building society to help people find work and afford those delicious post-boomer house prices.

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the amount of images and stories ive read about her and ebola seriously make me want that

Give out fake foodbank coupons to niggers with Sadiq Khan's home address on them.
>Part and Food Parcel

usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/03/27/scientists-track-coronavirus-strains-mutation/5080571002/

There are now 8 strains. She's nationalizing with people.

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Because you say this every Sunday

top kek

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>everything but corona is static
Heh.

Theoretically you could engineer them with a killswitch.

Technically saying a "cold" would make more sense inthis context as the common cold is also a coronavirus

Any more of these?

HE TOUCHED THE MIC TWICE!!! INFECTED!!!

Is the movie good? Book was ok, but his earlier stuff was better

SOCIAL DISTANCING

HELP AM I SHADOW BANNED

THEY BAN MY WORDS FROM ALL THE SITES YOU CANNOT REACH ME YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO REACH ME THEY ARE HATING AND DESTROYING MY WORD

TELL ME AM I SHADOWBANNED

ok faggot
I hope corona chan kills you today.

Yes. And she doesn't just want one. You're going to provide her with as many as you can before you go. And even then she won't leave your side.

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Is there any nation or organization that polices the WHO?

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Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.

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thats mostly false because a new born was dead, tested positive.

usa and the Italy at fault.
-american flu lives at 100000+
-america army at Wuhan
-great china economy now.
-we link supply countries europe no thanks.
-china solved American flu.


Why is the responsibility of the world because of bases American not looked at for spread virus? the Party do everything need done for virus containment, the west ?? no sense.

AM I FUCKING SHADOWBANNED

I love you

any new pics i should fap to?

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>mfw no art of coronachan voring people to mutate

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Paralyzing the world causes massive demand drop for everything except the cure and protective gear.

It will spread again once lockdown is over

>the common cold is also a coronavirus
No, it isn't.

It is, any numbers apart from Corona are based on modelled estimates, not actual confirmed cases

The virus that's killing everyone now is NOT the same virus that was infecting people in China back in January. The original virus was not highly transmissible from person to person. After it gained attention from the media a separate, much more infectious and dangerous virus was purposefully unleashed on the world. SPREAD THIS.

no

Well this time it's true so :^)

>If he was dying, he wouldn't have carved "aagh", he would have just said it and died!

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lol keep coping nothingburger fag

I've been looking at the daily death charts for COVID-19. I am seeing at best linear growth and in most cases, like Italy and Spain, the line is decelerating.

For the world's "#1 super-expert on infectious disease," Dr. Doom Fauci seems to spend a lot of time on #CNN "guessing," but he never guesses "good," he always guesses "bad."

And that's why I believe he is a Hillary plant. It's NEVER good news with this guy.

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...

The Father of all Schizo posters

Yeah man I can't see your post either.

that gif is too slow, have it at a better speed

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except theyre not back to work yet. its not under control, people are still being infected.
people over there are starving in their homes (classic chinese method tho)

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why is this post blank?

no

oh no no no, it's all merely a coincidence that everything has lined up favorably for china. dont be racist, now.

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Some men are so arrogant that they refuse to believe that any catastrophe is outside their control

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Thanks bro

Drumpf is talking

Is this cloes enough?

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>Everyone will die
Show evidence the opposite is happening
>2 moar weeks
That's how sad cvg is from the get go, Chink videos, WHO propaganda, Imperial College London report. Speaking of which, that report says even with restrictions in place it would only half the deaths. The data is completely against this BS dat, based on Chink, Iranian & Italian data.

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common cold is mostly rhinovirus, only the most fathal colds are caused by coronavirus

risking a ban but i have to do what is due

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My face is vibrating

enjoy the ride bro

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Fucking chaos dwarf's employed by them don't want me to stpeak

We will love you into the ground.

Your forces will soon aline to ousr.

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He is shadowbanned

The mirror ;D

,,

> we have more cases
> because we test more
> not because we all retard mutts
based orange man

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I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!

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Huh? Did someone post something? Why is there an empty post here?

yeah but shes too ugly

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Ah damn, he must have been posting something that spills the truth about everything. Such a shame.
>mfw i'll never see his post about the true reality

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>
what did he mean by that?

medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=22789
Quit trying to pretend you aren't a brainlet.

Yeah never seen that before. Weird. He probably didn't have anything important to say, haha

B L O O D - P L A S M A

minutes ago i saw a turkey crossing the street in the middle of the city.

I did'n think Yas Forums let you post blank posts

how do you do this? is this one of those tri-force tricks?

CHINA is at fault. These subhuman insectoids created the fucking virus in their bugmen wetmarkets, LIED through their teeth to the entire world about how serious it was, and then SUBVERTED the WHO to save face and make themselves look good. Yeah, we got caught with our pants down, but it was mostly because of China's negligence and deception.

They deserve to be fucking nuked and if the Western world formed a coalition to take them on tomorrow I would enlist. Eat shit.

thanks
Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Corona is a total nothing burger

>Chinese autonomous territory
>Chinese
>autonomous
Kek

Why is it called "social distancing" and not physical distancing?
You don't socially distance yourself. You physically keep the fuck away.

Light never dies. Heaven and Hell are forever - the seeds of which are sown in this life.'

And you are all special to me. I love youThe discombobulated spirits of the dead creatures that died in the deluge

Some are doing this just right now and some were more «prepared» or aligned with it before. But in the end I think those who have that spiritual glimpse will be more able to fight that crisis and all the crisis which are in front of us than the rest of people living in fear and doubt.

Good. We shell breed an army and they shall be unstopable

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Huh?

John diffie is fed bros
F

If he was not infected then he did no harm. At least he raised awareness for morons where they put their hands and to wash/disinfect often.

Pretty boy will do a lot of sucking in prison, I can only assume Belgium have the same assortment of muslims and gypsies and niggers like the usual Western prison.

>checked

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He must have the Yas Forums diamond pass

dude losing himself

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>IN EUROPE

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Such shame, indeed.

US: 60 million cases of H1N1 in 12 months. This beer flu has 135k cases since Nov

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Understanding the 2019-nCoV denialists

We've seen many posts in forums denying the reality and the danger of the outbreak of Wuhan coronavirus. I have assigned them into at least 3 categories:

1. Wagecucks who were laid off or lost gigs because of the stay at home orders. They are running out of money and food and they want to get back to work. (These are the people who will go back to work by June even if there are still stay at home orders. If cops/National Guard try to stop this group from going back to work, this group will shoot back once they are hungry enough.)
2. High net worth or retired individuals who lost half of their wealth when the stock market crashed. They want to get the economy restarted so their investments get "back on track".
3. Normies experiencing traumatic stress and going through the 5 stages of the Kuebler-Ross model of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance.

I want to say more about group #3. It's this group that may shame or tease people for taking precautions. Group #3 is still in the denial stage. They just want to get life back to normal. They haven't accepted that this situation is real and serious. They don't want to take it seriously.

There is a great depiction of the denial stage in exactly this situation in the movie The Day After:
youtube.com/watch?v=Iyy9n8r16hs

Start watching at 46:30, but the scene I'm talking about is 51:05-52:30. The housewife is in the denial stage. She wants to care for the home and continue preparing for her daughter's wedding. That is what you're seeing in millions of people around you.

The next stage is anger. Some people are already there and calling for retaliation against China.

Bargaining will occur if 100,000s or more die. People will try to lessen the impact, for example doctors hoarding hydroxycloroquine and azithromycin for their families.

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