/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2705

You almost waisted digits on this post faggot

Anyone else noticing an influx of delusional nothingburgerfags? Did the happening get too real for them? It seems like the more this is cemented as an actual life altering problem the more people show up to screech about it and display their absolute denial of reality.

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wtf is his problem?
youtube.com/watch?v=yKaUnCSGXlw&feature=emb_title

Why are they saying UK numbers are getting worse and worse when the number of new daily cases is decreasing? Am I looking at something wrong here?

I miss Anonymoose :(

saved

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/cpd/ threads will return in the coming weeks, I'm sure.

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meanwhile in Bolivia

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This guy last week went viral in Italy because he made a video saying he "found" the cure for corona in Japan (Avigan)

HE'S A FUCKING WEEB AND A FUNKO POP HOARDER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Good morning cunts

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I hate mutts, i hope the virus mutates andkills them all including children.

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>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kill 6million a year
>lightning kills 10 per year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A Year
HAPPENINGFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA

>went viral

kek

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>Dead: 33,654
lol, still only 33,654.
How many days has it been stuck at 33,654? Four days? Five days?

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Oi cunt!

Yeah. First three weeks (late January through mid-February) there was a lot of good information and actual functioning thought. Now it’s degenerated into “nothingburger; reeee”

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 139,217 (2,445) Italy 97,689 (10,779) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 80,031 (6,802) Germany 62,095 (525) France 40,174 (2,606) Iran 38,309 (2,640) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 14,829 (300) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,583 (152) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 8,743 (86) Canada 6,280 (63) Portugal 5,962 (119) Norway 4,271 (25) Brazil 4,256 (136) Israel 4,247 (15) Australia 3,980 (16) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,775 (16) Ireland 2,615 (46) Malaysia 2,470 (35) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 2,139 (7) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,890 (57) Japan 1,866 (54) Poland 1,862 (22) Romania 1,815 (43) Pakistan 1,597 (14) Russia 1,534 (8) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) Indonesia 1,285 (114) South Africa 1,280 (2) Finland 1,240 (11) Greece 1,156 (38) India 1,024 (27) Iceland 1,020 (2) Panama 901 (17) Dominican Republic 859 (39) Peru 852 (18)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +15,639 (+225) Italy +5,217 (+756) China +45 (+5) Spain +6,796 (+820) Germany +4,400 (+92) France +2,599 (+292) Iran +2,901 (+123) United Kingdom +2,433 (+209) Switzerland +753 (+36) Netherlands +1,104 (+132) Belgium +1,702 (+78) South Korea +105 (+8) Turkey +1,815 (+23) Austria +472 (+18) Canada +625 (+3) Portugal +792 (+19) Norway +256 (+2) Brazil +352 (+22) Israel +628 (+3) Australia +345 (+2) Sweden +253 (+5) Czech Republic +144 (+5) Ireland +200 (+10) Malaysia +150 (+8) Denmark +194 (+7) Chile +230 (+1) Luxembourg +119 (+3) Ecuador +67 (+9) Japan +173 (+2) Poland +224 (+4) Romania +363 (+6) Pakistan +102 (+2) Russia +270 (+4) Philippines +343 (+3) Thailand +143 (+1) Saudi Arabia +96 (+4) Indonesia +130 (+12) South Africa +93 (+1) Finland +73 (+2) Greece +95 (+6) India +37 (+3) Dominican Republic +140 (+11) Peru +181 (+2) Mexico +131 (+4) Singapore +42 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Glad ur alive bby

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im getting bored guys
I downloaded Dins Curse but what other games are good and fresh?

Does he read Jojo?

>"COOF"

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My first instinct is to say it has to start leveling off soon, but then I remember who's president and he'll both hold supplies hostage and "punish" states he doesn't like.

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Yeah faggot. I can draw a diagnonal line too. Congrats.

Message to everyone in this thread: TAKE YOUR MEDS

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THEY ARE HERE AND THEY ARE REAL
youtube.com/watch?v=dwk0aiV8ZXI

LOOK, THEY PREDICT WHAT CORONAVIRUS WILL DO TO US

>laid off from job
>have only been eating mcdonalds for the past 2 weeks

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Rimworld

Post zip

>thought I'd try modifying magazine to hold 30 rounds instead of 5 just in case this gets super fucking bad
>file down the rivet a bit, put a screwdriver on it, hit it twice with a rubber mallet
>pin pops out, now hold 30 rounds
>took maybe 3 wacks to put it back in
Wow, that was the easiest crime I've ever committed.

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We are at 90% fatality rate currently, which is ridiculous compared to other countries. Whats really weird is we have much less "serious" cases than other countries (has stayed at 1 to 2% the entire time, while others have around 15%) but all serious cases seem to end in death.

You have the original image? I can recolour it better
In fact it was me that posted that image, I guess I was lazy then

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Kek

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correction: modded rimworld

Nice, 3k daily deaths achieved again!
Love how all these countries have defective masks, sadly I expect the leaders that survive will not punish China in any shape or form...

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eventually

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Oh epin

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.28%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (0.00%) China (0.00%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (0.00%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (0.00%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-11%) Tokyo (-12%) Beijing (0%) Wuhan (-1%) New Delhi (-7%) Dubai (-5%) Moscow (-15%) Rome (-8%) Milan (-4%) Berlin (-7%) Munich (-4%) Brussels (-7%) Paris (-10%) Madrid (-5%) Barcelona (-17%) London (-16%) Johannesburg (-2%) Sao Paulo (-18%) Buenos Aires (-27%) New York (-38%) Washington (-18%) Miami (-13%) Toronto (-19%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-12%) Mexico City (-26%) Los Angeles (-27%) Seattle (-16%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Everyone watching them is either a boomer or some illiterate from a third world country.

The schizos are getting crazier from being locked in their homes without meth

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dont let the mounties get you.

>10 million americans dying
>over the course of two months
WHEN I SAY NOTHING YOU SAY BURGER
NOTHING

Florida keeping things normal

A concealed carry permit holder fatally shot a woman outside a north Tulsa shopping center Friday evening after she reportedly opened fire on customers.

tulsaworld.com/news/local/concealed-carry-permit-holder-fatally-shoots-armed-woman-outside-north/article_8b6e4383-3258-589d-9591-2a286e191bd7.html

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Is this tweet Real?

If yes, then she, and all those that attended
need to STFU and Die... and all whiny New Yorkers for that matter... Look within for your failures assholes.

Your pols and their politics killed you.

How does this bitch still have a job?

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bros...april is going to be so nasty my anxiety is kicking again...

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!! HAPPENING!! 5D IS THERE ! ARE YOU FEELING IT?

For those who are not familiar with this 5D cosmic And telluric event let’s sum up this great awakening like this : earth is going m’as and it’s vibration is increasing madly. spiritual people or people with psychic/healing abilities are going to «rise above» or to develop more and more their powers that those who are stayin on the material and physical plain.

There is a big «division» happening between those who are able to feel these new energies and those who are feeling fear, anger, sadness. The coronavirus is expanding that shift. Are you guys feeling it ? Because I can. It’s been since December I can feel the energetic rises coming and it feels like a wonderful tornado. It’s a mix between moments of spiritual lucidity and a body cleansing.

The lockdown is increasing this stuff since we are a majority at home and we have time to know ourselves more.

Are u experiencing it too?

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Damn that's deep, it really says something about our society.

Pathologic 2, emshen.
Doom Eternal
Tomorrow is fucking Bannerlord
You're in a decent position right now for vidya

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oh yes, we are hitting a schizophrenic fever pitch and it is only going to get worse

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Based pee poo poo poster, that boomer will make charts on poo deaths to prove his theory’s.

WHEN WILL THINGS GO BACK TO NORMAL?????????????????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How can you afford it

When are the nurses in the west going to flash?

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OP never puts the recovery stats... doesn’t want the board to realize it’s a N O T H I N G B U R G E R

we don't know.

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nvm found a better one

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Just means it will be up to us to deliver justice

I need to dab on normies, please post some articles about muh masks not working from over a month ago...these people have a short memory...WE MUST REMIND THEM

When the other countries stop wholesaling their industries to CHY-NA

They want things to go back to normal, sadly posting here won't change lockdowns.

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Women can't even fucking do a shooting spree right

>The conversation is over.

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Film yourself doing it for a month and you'll get an oscar.

bless you user

REMINDER: do NOT answer NOTHINGBURGERS
they'll try to bait you with stupid stuff but they totally don't care

They are in full denial mode, because they realize that they've been too stupid to see this obvious pandemic comming
Now they're mad as fuck and try to downplay this pandemic whenever they can.

Fact: if there where no counter measures, this virus would go rampage and LITERALLY kill millions

DO NOT ANSWER THEM

They are the worst and they know it.
"hua hua, i trolled him to answer my obvious bait, me so smart"

that's all they live for right now.

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>normies
normalfag

in Minecraft

Funko pops are gay as fuck and people that own them deserve the Rona.

>Blames orangeman for not preventing them from killing themselves locally.
The blue shitholes are fucking themselves over just fine.

The only person in the world that won't catch COVD-19 is the Argentinean OP. He has been on duty since it began.

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So what is the protocol when someone dies. We can't have funerals, and they have to be cremated right?

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14 year old Portuguese kid died
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/tributes-paid-healthy-boy-14-21776168

>i-its happening!
>j-just wait 2 weeks!
kek

POMPANO BEACH, Fla. (AP) — A 35-year-old woman was fatally shot when gunfire erupted during a vigil in Florida, officials said Sunday, authorities said.

Low level blackmailee.

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Fucking FINALLY. Cemeteries are a massive waste of time, space, and money. I can't wait for us to start throwing everyone in the incinerators.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

MAKE IT STOP!!!

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I know it’s hard to get an appointment with Psychotherapeut but you can still try

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>still obsessed about his team during global pandemic

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Kek.

footfags are disgusting

I was a nothing burger poster around 700 deaths and would post that toasters killed more people than the entire virus. More people die in Italy than toasters in a year, but I gave up nothing burger posting long ago.

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Man Australia is doing pretty chill

Even got the borders closed hahaha

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Cemeteries are comfy

>denial
It is the first stage.

kek

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people are dying of things other than corona in florida? lmao. worst state ever!

Check. Nice to see uou agein

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You have this one by chance?

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>Spain +6,796 (+820)
spain taking the lead in daily deaths

I've been on 4 Chan a long time. I have seen slot of pathetic people in my time across many boards. But the absolute WORST by a long way has to be here, posting this fucking female Corona anime. Making a virus sexy. Wanting death.

KYS YOU HORRIBLE CUNTS

Fear is keeping me indoors at this point, shopping is too high risk now as corona-chan is popping off around major cities here.
Stay safe anons!

This glows.

I'm asking because I have a relative who likely is about to die.

We are anomalous
We are region
Forgive and forget
Expecto Patronum

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>i'm sorry i couldn't hear your question
>ok let me repat the question
>no that's ok let's move on to another one
Based WHO

...

> burger deds still low
wtf bros why are so many still alive with all the stupid things they do?
where is my happening?

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Haven't seen this one in a while

it's happening today retard, 1/3 of the planet is in lockdown

but they do

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(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
BANNED FROM ALL SITES

CANNOT FIND THE KNOWLEDGE ANY WHERE

READ IT NOW IT'S COMING THE 5D IS HERE AND THE EARTH IS FUCKING VIBRATING LEFTYPOL BANNED ME FOR EXPOSEING

Yep, here is the screenshot I made of it...

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Bolsonaro: "We're all gonna die some day"
*starts rambling about muh budget balance*

oantagonista.com/brasil/bolsonaro-todos-nos-iremos-morrer-um-dia/?desk

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retard

It’s the Flood tactic: used to shut down internet discussions that run counter to the official narrative without triggering the Streisand effect.

So where the fuck did Winnie fuck off to?

Fucking stupid aunt went to California and came back and came over last night to my house, then the next night she got sick and had breathing issues, fuck me what can I do? Can I power my immune system somehow or something to resist it?

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we're big guys

what borders lol, you closed the fucking sea?

take your meds bro, i'm serious

Well yeah for every 500 infected in his age demographic. 1 dies. We knew this from China

for me, it's racism

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For you

A Britbong doc just said most of the UK deaths are from people who got sick a month ago
It needs time to mature

based

>it's his job to help Americans
>"but if dey voted the 'wrong' way, they deserve death"
Friendly reminder, Trump ditched the pandemic response team in 2018 saying "we don't need it", called the pandemic a hoax until mid March, and now is dragging his feet in a response to it.

BASEDSONARO

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And that's a good thing let me tell you why :

>Majority are muslims

Allah wills it!

Chinese hell

NPC's cannot comprehend 5d

You are my loved ones but You cant get it. Your not going to understand..

You take your meds.

Go.

Monthly double lung transplant

Another shitty prediction that will be proven wrong in a few days

I'm not sure, I'm also not sure why German deaths are so low, is it Aryan master race?

It's normalcy bias, pic related. Many are just baiting also, ignore them.

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FOR

THE

HERD

It's like a mix of boomer, leftist, and Chinese government conspiracy theories.

>Who is behind it all? The only non jewish multi billionaire that gave most of is money away to charity. The fact he gives to charity is proof he's really evil! Like that other non jewish billionaire from a century ago.

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based

She doesn't understand that the WHO is in full compliance with the Chinese govt and that Taiwan is considered part of China.

Quick question. Some of you say that my body needs zinc to atleast have a good immunesystem to battle this shit and i lose zinc everytime i cum. So do i have to eat my own cum now to get my zincies back?

That's nothing compared to the Chinese.

Imagine being triggered by anime on anime image board.

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You now realize that more people will die because of suicide in the aftermath of the economic crises corona brings than of corona itself

/cvg/ called the 28 day incubation in February

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extreme normalcy bias

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It's their own fucking fault, lock it down and let it burn from the inside.
Annoying no one is calling them out for enabling it to spread, at least the jews are getting it as well...

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I see right through you, here have an uncommon one

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based canadian sks owners getting custom

I do that whenever I can't be bothered to get tissues.

Does Bill just hate italians?

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In fact, there's a whole woke parade right here:
twitter.com/hashtag/DineInChinatown?src=hashtag_click

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That's what happens when normalfags discover /cvg/.

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It's all bait, the particularly idiotic ones at least because they want someone to be mad on the internet.
The serious posts are what you should be afraid of.

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You know what you must do user

2 years isnt a long time gramps

>7
Faggot.

My dormant psychic powers are awakening and getting more powerful my face has been vibrating for like 100 hours now.

My ability to guess things correctly is almost spot on lately. Something is changing, it's like when I was a kid again. Maybe it's the comets. Who knows everyday is looking like a miracle because it’s like the subtle plan is coming to me. Need to meditate and integrate.

Getting supplements to cleanse my pineal gland all of a sudden.

over the last couple months, I've had Several people come to me, people who before would mock or disregard some of the more fringe shit I'd talk about, come to me earnestly to ask about how to go about dealing with anomalous experiences and the like, but moreover, Take What I Say Seriously

something is DEFINITELY going on

No.

Bill Mitchell is the only based Amerimutt, he wants to see dead mutts almost as much as me.

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It's not a prediction, it's just a trend line, calm down.

lol lurk more faggot, you've not been here a long time if that's your reaction.
>t. Yas Forums oldfag

Tfw covid-19 destroys male genitalia.

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I need to write a essay about the virus, can you
guys suggest me a topic do develop?

I saw aunt and thought typo

>please post more Corona-chan my folder is empty
If that is what you really want user I am happy to help

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Suicide isn't infectious so I don't give a shit

TASK FORCE PRESSER INCOMING!

Trump's going to tell us he's found a cure. r-right?

1M when??

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Miss u gary

What if refugees and immigrants are being infected, and what if they were hiding rather than get tested?

You could have just *asked* for pics, user.

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post more faggot

Drawfag from the other thread here;

Here's a quick sketch I just did, should I continue?

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sauce?

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We ARE ALL Anonymous
Well everyone except namefags/tripfags

what's this about? context pls

I always have this passion about spirituality and healing / psychics stuffs. Made therapy, hypnosis.. all my life tryn to know more and to feel more ...

and TODAY since this pandemic happened a LOT is fucking going own inside me. I fuckin feel it.

Meditation and visualisation helps me a lot and synchronicity too leads me to this 5D shit and a therapist I trust talked about this without mentioning the «5D» stuffs. Not generally fan of all the channeling , spirit guide stuffs and «angelic spheres» but today idk man it’s feeling REAL as I type this message.

I feel those who can feel it too will accomplish wonders.

EMPTY

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>I've been on Yas Forums for a long time
>doesn't remember Ebola-chan

Roughly 1 in 500 brits has corona. It only arrived a couple of weeks ago.
AND THE CAPTCHA IS SO BROKEN ITS TIME TO DROP /POL

Hello, based department?

He got knicked for this
metro.co.uk/2020/03/11/man-licked-fingers-wiped-underground-train-handrail-12382549/

Wrong pic but that fits too.

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green line in wrong place

>jump in front of a train
or
>get involuntarily infected by a deadly disease and die

yeh m8, totally the same

Thought i was just a degenerate. Keep on cum slurping brother

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>check in daily on my Animal Crossing village
>check in daily on my Tarkov sales
>check in daily on my climbing death lines
God this is so comfy

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Few days

Yes, needs colour

They literally did this for Ebola too you absolute newfag

You already started it, may as well finish it

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(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)At once and on their own. I can feel peoples fear but for me personally it's exciting.

I have always been in tune so to speak. I am the type people come to when they have questions.

Maybe it has to do with entities aligning and trying to get things going? There was a thread in which a Void channeler and a Chaos channeler were basically showcasing the elements aligning.

5D consciousness is inevitable, its not a dramatic shift to somekind of mass enlightment but the constant increase and growth in ideas and consciousness, were able to process more and more information, the internet is our planetary brain and each person is a brain cell

Take 5grams of Vitamin C each day.
Take Zinc (25mg is good I guess, idk)
You prepped and got yourself a sealing mask, right? Or at least some flimsy paper mask for her to wear, so she doesn't coof all over the place?

hongkongfp.com/2020/03/29/video-top-doctor-bruce-aylward-pretends-not-hear-journalists-taiwan-questions-ends-video-call/
Basically WHO refusing to acknowledge or talk about Taiwan's status out of fear for their chink overlords. As if there needs to be more evidence that WHO works for China

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ANY CONNECTION BETWEEN SUDDEN ONSET OF HIVES WITH NO KNOW ALLERGIES AND COVID19? MY WHOLE FACE AND SHOULDERS JUST BROKE OUT AND NO KNOWN REASON WHY OH FUCK OH FUUCK

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take vitamin C, D, and zinc every 4 hours. You'll it will ensure your levels of those are consitently high, rather than spiking once a day.

Yes, at least give it a quick coloring

Dr. John Campbell on youtube

theguardian.com/world/live/2020/mar/29/coronavirus-live-news-trump-proposes-quarantine-of-new-york-and-other-hotspots

It's right on top

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> want to be spoon feed
srly do you own research on Yas Forums

Lies
No reliable source has ever been given for this

It may be because there’s a particularly nasty strain going around. It may also and more likely be because you have to be either politician, a celebrity or have downed a pint of liquidized lung from a confirmed patient with recent travel to Wuhan in the last two weeks to actually get fucking tested. But this may be wishful thinking. Either way, if you’re not tested, you don’t get counted. Which may then lead to only extremely severe cases making it through the hoops. Perhaps the ONS could be encouraged to release some stats and analytics to provide a fuller and more accurate understanding of hospital admissions, ventilator usage stats, all cause mortality, and so on.

Nicely baited

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Hope you got good turnip prices today.

It's pretty obvious he's just baiting

How can you complain you are irish

youtube.com/watch?v=yKaUnCSGXlw

hows that?

Flags check out

wish i had more ebolas desu

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write about WHO being controlled by chinks and they under report the cases
twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1243900951473225728

You got the bubonic plague. Sorry it’s too late for you

similar

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Make the tits bigger and then hell yeah

>No reliable source has ever been given for this
people already have been, admittedly only government officials so far afaik

but do it in minecraft of course

Inferno

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Are we in the original Deus Ex timeline?

this will not age well, look again tomorrow at 18 PM

>play surviv for an hour
>check the stats
>more death and cases
we're gonna make it

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>do i have to eat my own cum now to get my zincies back?

Unfortunately yes, either your own, or someone elses semen.

Politics is retarded.

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I hope this guy gets the death penaly

Hopefully, never. They're almost all fat and dumpy.

Can use please put a trip on so you're easy to filter
tks

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Maybe it's the digital brain amplifying what we already could do now we can work together faster and better...?

Especially with spring, believe it or not everyone is being pushed to drop bad habits and get healthier mentally physically and spiritually

What about those who are very aware of everthing about the Great Awakening and is obesessed with everything and still feel a lot of anger, frustration and sadness?

Could be just a phase from beginning to learn about all the evil that's been happening, you'll rise above it

The world is a mess right now. Some people are responding by lashing out in anger as they can finally see things as they are. They are in pain and don't always know how to express it or stop it.

The Egyptians visualized this transition as hieroglyphic humans walking 90 degrees up the walls.

You traverse the universe via the aether as sentient light.

The higher densities are outside/above time. All of your experiences (on Earth and forevermore) are captured holographically in the Akashic records for you and your family to view and interact with eternally. Those are kind of like home videos for your family, who live in paradise with all sorts of beautiful correspondences from your time on Earth.
Field of Reeds, Valhalla, Heaven, Elysian fields - all the same thing - the Sun. It's all about your partner and your family, love.

You stupid crooked tooth bong. They weren’t incubating for 30 days. it means they got sick and started showing symptoms around 30-14 days ago and are just now succumbing to the ARDS.
Some cases have incubated for 28 days but those are statistical nothingburgers. Median asymptotic period is 5 days. You bongs can be so retarded sometimes and that’s coming from a MUTT.

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He's also saying that China's containment measures are working, and praises China on literally every video he puts out these days

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>It's all the fault of Chinese Taipei that China looks bad haha

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>2,058 different strains have been sequenced
IDK about this Corona, but the Corona that cats catch does mutate a lot.

Does anyone have any doubts this guy is just trolling?

How are you guys holding up in your bunkerinos?

>1 week getting ready, extremely limited out of the house movement, 3 weeks self-isolation, 1 month in
>still have some fruits and frozen meat but if in normal situations, already the time to buy more, still have lots for other foodstuff
>vidya, movies, cvg all day,

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Unlike you Down-Syndrome-Germans, I only drink my own cum.

Nope, night night nigger

Has anyone else noticed deaths always go down in weekends and then skyrocket on mondays?

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Lads, hair is getting long. Anyone have experience shaving their own hair?

>NY police has 700 cases, 12% of the workforce out sick

Guys you know what that does mean... right? There's a massive nigger chimpout and looting coming.

Any 700k corona-chan? I am only here for her.

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wtf where is this from

What am I looking at?

Exactly
Yas Forums before captcha? Different world