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Someone tell us the german equivalent of JUST because this dude embodies it

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Is this the first thread on Yas Forums about this actual major happening?

Based, he knew how subhuman the G*rmans are and decided to self remove. A rare instance of a good G*rm

Because this is totally what would happen during a naturally-occuring virus outbreak

JÖST

He probably invested all his money in stocks in Feb, when the market dipped and a bounce back was expected. I remember people bragging about how much money they were set to make. Fuck all stock traders.

what a weak race

.... ummmm... ok? wtf is this? what does this mean?

lmao

literally a BUT MUH STONKS boomer

Well, someone comitted him a suicide

Fallacious and Homo Fellatous

Why major happening ? We all know it has gone to shit, countries around the world are printing monopoly money as fast as they can and billions just vanish into thin air. We decided last friday to pump 100 billion into the economy, by monday we knew another 100 billion was needed to have even minor impact. Small businesses are closing, people getting unemployed.

It is clear that this is the hardest hit our country, and the entirety of europe/us is gonna take since WW2 economically. Germans have seen it before because after WW2 we were among the nations hit the hardest from the blowback, we also had great grandparents even knowing how bad it was after WW1 so we have heard all the stories. I wonder how the US will react, they are in absolute denial because they have never seen their economy and country on its knees like what they are about to see.

But see it this way, during these times of need boys will become men... or they will give up and die. I for one am ready to do my duty as a man and build this country up from the ashes. We are at war, anyone who denies that is delusional or weak.

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We need more digging on this. Schizos stop taking your meds. I want all the facts, in english, on my desk in 1 hour. Get moving.

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Because you don't kill yourself when your economy tanks if everyone else's economy tanks too. You don't look bad then. You don't lose status. It's not held against you. It's actually a resume bullet point that you managed the greatest pandemic of the modern age.

You kill yourself when you see that there is no path to a future where an industrial economy and civilization is still possible.

You kill yourself when you receive top secret reports that 5 million Chinese are dead.

>Germany printing monopoly money
this happened before...

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Perhaps the old farts are worried that the same thing will happen this time with a crazed man taking pride in himself and his nation, then destroying it even more

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A man who spent his entire life having it easy and is now facing the harsh reality of life. His parents told him how it was after WW2 and he took it as stories from an ancient past. His grandparents told him how it was to live after WW1 here in germany and he once again dismissed it as something that could never happen again.

Yet here we are, at war with an invisible enemy at our gates. Our economy is going up in flames and the damage will be comparable to a WW when it comes to the economy... and he couldnt cope with it. Boomers were pampered all their life, as soon as reality hits and they are about to have hard times for once in their goddamn sheltered life they commit sudoku.

And once again my generation is left to pick up the pieces, but we will do it I have no doubt.

Based
I hope other Germans will understand to do the same

I dont know, do we have any models for a global econmical crisis of this magnitude ? Because at this point with unemployment exploding in EVERY country who can even afford luxury goods anymore ? Will Apple have to sell their new iPhones for 200$ with little to no markup ? But how will they pay their workers then ?

Many questions I dont know the answers to, only thing I see coming is small businesses being destroyed and global megacorporations taking the reigns after this is over. Not a very promising future, but we will see.

he knows something that we dont.

Also happening in the US, your unemployment is gonna go through the roof. If you decide to lock down for 2-3 months your economy is broken and it wont be long before 1000$ buys you a loaf of bread. I have heard how it starts from my grandparents. To you it is a fairytale, I have a 1.000.000$ Reichsmark bill in my drawer which my grandfather gave me to remind me of the imaginary value of money. In the end when everything goes to shit it is not even worth the paper it is printed on.

>If only you knew how bad things really are

Knew too much about the plan. Where the elites want to go. Or he had a change of heart and was going to rat them out.
He killaried.

It's not really about "affording" things. It's the wrong way around to talk about affording things.
Money is just a tool where supply is redeemed to cover demand.

When a country goes to war the first thing it does is draft up all its men and send them to go stand around in the countryside for a few years doing nothing productive at all. In fact they usually use up enormous amounts of supplies while standing around, shooting, getting shot, sucking up medicine and tanks and bombs. The economy can run just fine without "affording" things. The idea that the future is paying for the present is ridiculous because you can't eat a loaf of bread that does not yet exist as Bertrand Russel once said.

The REAL issue is how you even produce a loaf of bread when the firm that knew how to produce the ovens went bankrupt, your engineers had to quit their jobs and go dig up potatoes in the forest, and the work force that made the tractors for harvesting the wheat are all dead. Our economy has too many moving parts and when they start failing it's a cascade of failures and the machine stops. And when the machine stops it does not start again.

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Shot himself twice in the back of the head

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>And when the machine stops it does not start again
I think a better analogy for the economy would be a bio organism rather than machine. It will rebuild it self eventually, the question is at what cost

I like this analogy more but who said old organisms repair themselfs? They die.

I was going for a kind of protomen vibe, I think.
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So he knew the Clintons?

I know this so easy, it is lame, but you're the first person to worry about the cost and then I've seen your flag.

SHUT THE FUCK UP GERMANY IS BEST

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I'm not really a biofag kek. What i meant was the economy has the same recovery machanism as a complex bio system

>your engineers had to quit their jobs and go dig up potatoes in the forest,
>potatoes in the forest

American education, right here. Agreeing on the rest of your points though.

based. Love it when smug euroshits kill them selves. Universal healthcare couldn’t save his beta cuckold ass LMAO

brainlet

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Not sure why he gives a shit about the economy when Merkel doesnt? Just play along lol.

How much Vodka did you drink to get this cocky?

Where do you think wild tubers are found, Fritz? You think they just found a nice open meadow one day to plant themselves in?

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Neither am i kek. What i meant is thay every organism ages and loses such ability and dies.

Good.

I have to strengthen myself. Im in a position were there is no excuse not too. Were still allowed access to fire arms here. Im lucky enough to be made aware of organic food. Gmo and pesticides are killing us all slowly. Not to mention radiation from cell towers as well as household appliances. I still have a long way to go though.

this is cultural appropriations

You are correct, economic brainlets think about this the wrong way. You can have a 99% perfectly unharmed body but if one important part breaks down (a good analogy for unemployment might be lungs disappearing) the whole interconnected system dies. Civilisation is a house of cards.

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Why are people nowadays so weak?
No one can receive adversity anymore.

They still can. Just hodl.

Your president is concerned that entrepreneurs are killing themselves because they could lose their companies

Fake money, fake assets, fake economy.
Fiat has no value whatsoever (it may have only if it is enforced by the military).
Value are only in material things and are changeable with time.
Sometimes bullets are far more worth more than water, and other times water and food is worth more than a thousand lives.

>Financial minister off's himself
Yeah, shit is going to hit the fucking fan faster than the train that ran him over.

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Where that meme of the slav whose mom drank a lot of vodka.

same

Mach einem backflip

what do sawtooths mean anywaay?

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Really makes you think

Yeah surrrre that's why he killed himself. It's ok your cell will be filled one way or another

>major happening
nah Amerimutts like you keep spamming it since yesterday because for years they hoped German banks would collapse and not even a global Pandemic shutting down half the worlds economy managed to do it

Fuck you, you don't get to call people schitzos, then try to employ them when you wanna know something. Y'all had your chance(s) now you're all on your own

Bumping this thread with a reminder that memeflags have absolutely no credibility at all and only shills use them.

>hur it ain’t happened yet so it’s not gonna happen

We’re in the beginning/middle of it happening you pilpulling bullshitter

When you boomp or sayge (purposely misspelled) do it in all fields.

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Rare based bong.

Incredibly common cringe mutt. Sage is not a downvote, you have to go back.

Made for bbc

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