PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SUICIDE: THE ULTIMATE CURE TO ALL DISEASE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/29/20
c-span.org/video/?470795-1/
youtu.be/xdhJZNxbq3c
>NECDir Kudlow on ThisWeekABC 3/29/20
youtu.be/F93eSjr_ng8
>NECDir Kudlow on SunMornFutures 3/29/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145558191001
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FoxNewsSun 3/29/20
youtu.be/ETh76m_mNUg
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FtN 3/29/20
youtu.be/1dHzT2BUW7c
>DPAPolCoord Navarro on F&F 3/29/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145542076001
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on MtP 3/29/20
youtu.be/RWA3g33eyew
>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/29/20
youtu.be/uTTN0v2cdC0
>TrumpTweet: WE WILL WIN THIS WAR 3/28/20
pic.twitter.com/sFmxKzXdGC
>TrumpTweet: "We will stop at nothing to protect the people of our country" 3/28/20
dvidshub.net/video/744763/
pic.twitter.com/BMoZwIjVrz
>Pres Trump arrives @JBAndrews 3/28/20
youtu.be/B-38SpyaLFg
>Pres Trump/DefSec Esper @USNS Comfort Send Off Ceremony 3/28/20
c-span.org/video/?470788-1/
dvidshub.net/video/744729/
youtu.be/Ols_AaLaV1k
youtu.be/7wqTqQBby3k
>Pres Trump arrives @Naval Station Norfolk 3/28/20
dvidshub.net/video/744734/
youtu.be/b7lflFYoNk0
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/28/20
youtu.be/RrVDtDPiHLg
youtu.be/YvJk41d_VqI
>Pres Trump comments before departing JBAndrews 3/28/20
youtu.be/zRwfK3qfrGs

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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spidr.today/
youtube.com/watch?v=n-dwLn4E84w
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youtube.com/watch?v=2ZpRXQlkTYs
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you'll never get sick again!

CORONACHAN BTFO HOW WILL IT EVER RECOVER?

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:(

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I saw Latinas being posted in /ptg/. Are Latinas MAGA now?

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>302

Close enough

MAGA
>post yfw even your own countrymen shit on you
kek

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AWOO!

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the beastie boys are from New York
the bestiality boys are from Canada

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Presser at 5 PM ET

WH live stream:

>youtube.com/watch?v=xdhJZNxbq3c

>Mnuchin: Americans Can Expect Coronavirus Relief Checks In 3 Weeks
How each person receives the money will depend on whether the Internal Revenue Service has their direct deposit information, the treasury secretary said.
huffpost.com/entry/mnuchin-coronavirus-stimulus-checks_n_5e80b7b4c5b6cb9dc1a1fe52
inb4 huffpo...just using a link from SPIDR
spidr.today/

This needs to happen

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Is math related to science?

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People's Republic of Maryland

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Fucking what lel why

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unironically this

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Thank you Mr. President for letting us know several months ago that this was a pandemic. We know you tried to inform the masses years ago that coronavirus was not a hoax but they wouldn't listen. All those DAMN liberals were denying the virus existed but you saved us all by being honest. You're truly a medical expert who is a natural. Thank you again Mr. President.

kek'd and correct

hang on has this dude read the /cvg/ pastebin?

MAGA!

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I miss the good old days before the virus when African-Americans were about to wipe out Holocaust-Americans.

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> phone in pocket
Bet he recorded it to jerkoff to later desu

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HURRY
KILL YOURSELF BEFORE CORONAVIRUS KILLS YOU

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That’s not how any of this works.

Will Blimpf be on time for this presser, or will he be late again

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the beastie boys are 80s Al Jolson

kek that's in a rural area in a third world country.
happens lel

LOLOLOLOL

Jew Check Marks pretending they're not celebrating the virus

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Does he count as a Corona casualty?

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>imagine spending all that time typing out something that didn’t happen just to have people laugh at you

I hope you guys get paid well man.

look at those sandniggers

science is related to math really. Math holds truth while most science is hypothetical bs

they 100% are after blue states released felons and told the police NOT to respond to fucking burglary in some places.
i rather stockpile lots of guns and bullets instead of food in case of a potential boogaloo

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>be me
>live in backwoods TN town
>go to walmart for some things
>hear chanting from the woods across the road, huge hill blocks view
>ask employees about it
>no one knows what it is, only that it started a week ago
>happened for only an hour a day but started happening more frequently

Dear God men, the Cults of the Woods are growing bolder.

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MIKE LINDELL IS MAKING FACEMASKS!!

COMFIEST FACEMASKS YOU'LL EVER WEAR!!

Daily reminder that there is an active group of influencers who ringlead the thread and dictate everything you get to see here. Don't listen to their lies, and split every time that faggot claims baking before his browser could have even updated quick enough to send a reply. Don't let the glowniggers win

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Trump is never late, he just likes to make the press wait.

Either that or finishing up with Melania.

>supply chain experiences increased demand
>egg kikes double their prices

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it's still ridiculous
>still better than Muslim's Ashura

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Yeah, that's their thing.
Can't believe they were ever allowed into the US ever at all tbqh.

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I KNEW YA WOULD

OUTDOORS BRIEFING

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Say thank you to Corona-Chan

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Get a MAGA BBW and make some white children!

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im gay

math is to science as piano is to guitar
the piano is infinitely better and you're a gaymo if you play the guitar

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>she wouldn’t have asked
Hahahahaha of course she would have. The bitch is a professional leech

what the fuck she had her tits sucked out?

Looks like they are going for the chinese first, hope nips don't get hit too bad.

MAGA

based

Take your meds.

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Why is he bragging about his TV ratings?
Does he not realize that people watch these news conferences because they need information about the pandemic?
Does he think people watch them because they like him? How addled is his brain?

SOCIAL DISTANCING

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THAT'S IT
IT'S THE FUCKING EGG KIKES
THEY TOOK MY EGGS FROM ME
NO NUMBER OF HOLOCAUSTS WILL BE ENOUGH

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>Muslim's Ashura
checked and true also cow dung works as a disinfectant so meh just dont dip a guy in it kek

This looks like a gunstore in Merrimack NH

0/10

Why does he think being as watched as the Bachelor matters?

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> IMAGINE THE DESPAIR

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INCREASE THE ORANGE

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>inb4 yet another 20 thread long discussion on musical instruments

I literally do not have the pigeon supply for this kind of shit.

EVERY death is counted as a coronavirus death now.

>math is to science as piano is to guitar
Gay?

youtube.com/watch?v=n-dwLn4E84w

Fantastic, a lunch break on full volume
What have in stock
Well hormel w/special treatment (inb4 six million joke)

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>cult of the woods
Sounds like a druid infestation to me. You better call a Roman Legion to take care of that.

So, would Yas Forums support the militarization of their state's police to keep out the wave of New York asylum seekers?

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You lost, it's over

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>really makes you think.

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why not investigate?

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I wonder how many lifetime “likes” he has on Twitter. Do they even track that

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>half the regulars are in discord with one another
Shocking
>It's all the shitty ones
Oh wow how amazing, never saw it coming, much despair

just remember fren
no matter how life gets
you're not Bangladesh

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they're on a fucking island
blow the bridges for goodness sake

MSM are cutting out his pressers, saying they're doing so because of his "lies," but the truth is his approval ratings are going up due to them.

Why does he think millions of Americans watching him lead every day and the press suddenly wanting to shut that down after a year bitching about no official press briefings matters?

Gee. I wonder.

Dilate, faggot

We can tell by your flag.

I don't think New Yorkers are going to flee to Washington unless they're very stupid.

TIME CHANGE

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>could

Imagine being this far into a new pandemic and not understanding that it is literally Fauci’s profession to think of things in a worse case scenario.

MAGA
>But but but Trump 2A righttttssss NOT MAH KEKERINOOOOOOOOOOOO TALKING POINT
Lurking 'journalists' and connected payment operators get the rope.
justice.gov/nsd-fara
>The Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA) was enacted in 1938. FARA requires certain agents of foreign principals who are engaged in political activities or other activities specified under the statute to make periodic public disclosure of their relationship with the foreign principal, as well as activities, receipts and disbursements in support of those activities. Disclosure of the required information facilitates evaluation by the government and the American people of the activities of such persons in light of their function as foreign agents. The FARA Unit of the Counterintelligence and Export Control Section (CES) in the National Security Division (NSD) is responsible for the administration and enforcement of FARA.
If upon concrete information that a journalist or prepardness actor is in fact receiving funds from CCP or PAC related, please see contact information on same page.

justice.gov/nsd-fara/recent-cases
FARA is rarely prosecuted, with only one case in 2007, 2010, 2011, 2014, 2017 (Flynn), 2018 (6 - major uptick), and 1 for 2019

The more people see Trump uncut, the more people like him.

MSM is doing their best to try to hide who he is as usual.

CONSERVATISM IS OFFICIALLY LIBERTARIANISM

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Unironically this

just started posting on Yas Forums cause of the quarantine
send me the best pepes please

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they need to be nuked along with pakis.
their time will come dw.

This is why you continue to lose

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DRUMPF

It's weird how so many libertarians think they are conservative

They had to shut down the border so no more nigger Muslims

it was always going to be 5:30 kek, he just likes torturing MSM by keeping them waiting

that's another one for the collection

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> DEFEND THIS!
Coronachan BTFO?!

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>Why is he bragging about his TV ratings?
He is telling the American people that they no longer have to worry about ANTIFA faggots for having an opinion right of trannykidsneedtobemolestedforourbuttsexfaggotry
NORMIES ARE WAKING UP

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>sorry folks, another thirty fries

Every fucking time

>N0

Have a smug Logano instead

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>over a fake chinese test

Spaghettinigger should know his place.

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Do you guys remember that ridiculous painting from a few days ago? By Giovanni Gasparro. I stitched together the images he posted on facebook to make a higher resolution verision. There is the attached file that you can post and a higher quality at the link:

files.catbox.moe/blcaay.jpg

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BLACKED is a Disney movie for children

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>We're gonna build a wall and mexico is gonna pay for it

the mad man, he did it, he actually did it

why is dad giving son dollars if son is the one that was deported back?
also
>DEFEND THIS!

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he was killed. I just watched a movie like that. he must have known the secret about corona virus.

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DUMB FROGPOSTER

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top kek what a dumbass society we live in
if you're that scared of infecting people just quit and lock yourself in a room where someone feeds you through a slot like a prisoner or w/e. that'd be about as effective and it doesn't require killing yourself

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MAGA & unite the entire world against the jewish menace!
I dedicate this song to every lying rat faced jew bastard:
Motörhead - I Don't Believe A Word
youtube.com/watch?v=2ZpRXQlkTYs

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Burn down the woods.

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>9
there we go

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>nig in a union uniform
>Dams bad

China Population
1,390,000,000
US Population
360,000,000

US Cases
130,000
130,000/360,000,000=
0.0003611111

.00036111111*1,390,000,000 =

Estimated China Cases:
501,944

Thoughts?

Who is he to deny FLOTUS?

Really weird how they stopped parroting their key-word point 'EXPONENTIAL' the last few days
Now it is RATINGS

>herpdurffuuurrr I love fedoras dick at the back of my throat give me more kike jizz
Based lainposter amirite? Based fake screenshots 10 times a day from moortugal amirite? Based spending 30 posts talking about anime and 20 posts telling other people to stay on topic, amifuckinrite?

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Wheres my briefing?

I was promised a briefing.

And money. 45 hours and 25 minutes ago.

I have no money and now no briefing. Just what the hell is going on?

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WTF IS TRUMP DOING CRACKING JOKES AND DUNKING ON LIBERALS??? WHY CAN'T HE BE MORE SERIOUS????

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WTF? I love trains now.

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25m

>files.catbox.moe/blcaay.jpg
>download my virus GOY
Begone kike

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>trump to blue counties: drop dead

definitely killed

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It's truly the retard age

Desu is just maymay

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Only 3 months to go!

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>dat paiting
wew

Correction. 48 hours and 30 minutes. Now my jimmies are really rustled.

>tfw the eggeating goyim did not invest in their eggs at the proper time

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how are they gonna do that when every human dies in a few months from coofonavirus?

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>Based lainposter amirite?
get some help, m8

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The US population is 328,239,500 as of July 2019. On the 2020 census it’ll barely be over 329,000,000. The non white growth that was fueling population growth is dropping like mankind when the undertaker threw him off the cage of hell

It’s way to early for Sara posting

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LIFT WEIGHTS

DRINK WATER

MAGA

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Jokes on you. I have chickens and ducks.

the queen of /ptg/ would never get caught with her pants down like that

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Interesting that a race that can revive dinosaurs can't create offspring.

is that top piece a part of the actual painting? also how many jews does it take to sacrifice a christian child?

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>only 63k likes

Not even the mainstream liberals on Twitter are buying this shit.

I can understand and appreciate chickens. But ducks?

Gym's been closed. I'm losing all of my gains.
Based

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Thess fucking Kikes are intolerable.

> fake screenshots
They’re all real screenshots user, in every case they are screenshots of the exact content of the screen at the moment they were taken with zero alterations

Nice MAGAprepperanon, do you enjoy duckmeat a much as I do?

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Jerry Falwell is a god damn idiot.
Lmao.
How broke are you dude?
Just wait.
Jesus christ.

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ALEX JONES LIVE NOW!

infowars.com/watch-alex-jones-show/

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How do I get a girl like this?

Yup, and she has the ginger wrapped around her nigger finger !

>could
>same Dr. Fauci doesn't want to commit his own institute's resources to potential cures
The audacity of this kike.