/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2704

► Detected: 715,552 (+52,469) ► Died: 33,656 (+2,800)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 202 countries and territories infected —
— 82% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —
— 2,058 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
ILI detection rates go off the chart in Ireland
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27 year old in Britain dies without previous conditions
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30 year old nurse in Belgium dies with no preexisting conditions
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Boris Johnson furious, thinks China has 40 times more cases than claimed
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Under 2 year old in Morocco dies of coronavirus
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>RESEARCH
High cytokine in blood of critical patients
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300 die in Iran from methanol poisoning amid false cure rumors
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17 year old in the US dies after being denied treatment
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Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
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Med shocked, lungs of young patients filled with blood
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>REMINDER
Wartime conditions in China
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"Germany omits most deaths with other pathologies", Spanish biologist
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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Beijing scientists: virus probably originated from Wuhan biolab
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Spain health ministry says up to 66% of deaths not detected
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw
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>LATEST CASES
20:00: 1,105 new cases and 18 new deaths in Illinois, United States.
19:38: 57 new cases and 1 new death in Kansas, United States.
19:18: 105 new cases and 1 new death in Texas, United States.
19:12: 117 new cases in Utah, United States.
19:07: 836 new cases and 21 new deaths in Michigan, United States.

>MORE
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#FakeVirus

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>Dead: 33,654
lol, still only 33,654.
How many days has it been stuck at 33,654? Four days? Five days?

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still more threads than deaths in america

PEE PEE POO POO DIARRHEA

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Godspeed Corona chan!

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I don't speak third world, what does it say?

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Corona-Chan and Hastur crossover when?

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GUESS WHOS BACK
BACK AGAIN
GARY’S BACK
TELL A FRIEND

thanks for the thread, argiebro

>flu kills 250k a year
>hiv kills a million a year
>car crashes kill 2 million a year
>niggers murder 600k a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million a year

>corona kills 3k a day
GUYS ITS HAPPENING!!!!!

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youtu.be/t6zhuFAoC6Y

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>i don't speak beaner
>Argentina

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Test, am i banned?

youtube.com/watch?v=D8kqd1A7JRQ

about that bear I owed ya

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you do, bitch, You speak it awfully btw

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Spain counts Corona fatalities if the dead people test positive for Corona, meaning if they died for other illnesses it is related to Corona anyway.

Now if you have a heart attack because you got Corona and got into a respirator and horrible cause of pneumonia it feels retarded to count that dead as a heart attack, which is what some countries are doing, like Germany.

Yes, and those people are still dying. These other people are also now dying too.

Yes you are

wdym the curve has been curb stomped

Oregon here. I'm doing my part.

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kys you subhuman gyppo, i hope everyone in Bucharest and Moldova fucking dies.

anyone notice no one from romania is here in the cvg threads anymore?

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Even with all the global precautions, Corona-chan is hitting a cool mil in a matter of days. Let that sink in, its actually nuts and I love it

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Mississippi went from 663 cases/13 deaths to 758 cases/14 deaths in under 6 hours. We're fucked

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 138,908 (2,438) Italy 97,689 (10,779) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 78,898 (6,618) Germany 61,164 (490) France 40,174 (2,606) Iran 38,309 (2,640) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 14,829 (300) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,583 (152) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 8,743 (86) Canada 6,280 (63) Portugal 5,962 (119) Norway 4,268 (25) Brazil 4,256 (136) Israel 4,247 (15) Australia 3,980 (16) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,775 (16) Ireland 2,615 (46) Malaysia 2,470 (35) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 2,139 (7) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,890 (57) Japan 1,866 (54) Poland 1,862 (22) Romania 1,815 (43) Pakistan 1,597 (14) Russia 1,534 (8) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) Indonesia 1,285 (114) South Africa 1,280 (2) Finland 1,240 (11) Greece 1,156 (38) India 1,024 (27) Iceland 1,020 (2) Panama 901 (17) Dominican Republic 859 (39) Peru 852 (18)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +15,330 (+218) Italy +5,217 (+756) China +45 (+5) Spain +5,663 (+636) Germany +3,469 (+57) France +2,599 (+292) Iran +2,901 (+123) United Kingdom +2,433 (+209) Switzerland +753 (+36) Netherlands +1,104 (+132) Belgium +1,702 (+78) South Korea +105 (+8) Turkey +1,815 (+23) Austria +472 (+18) Canada +625 (+3) Portugal +792 (+19) Norway +253 (+2) Brazil +352 (+22) Israel +628 (+3) Australia +345 (+2) Sweden +253 (+5) Czech Republic +144 (+5) Ireland +200 (+10) Malaysia +150 (+8) Denmark +194 (+7) Chile +230 (+1) Luxembourg +119 (+3) Ecuador +67 (+9) Japan +173 (+2) Poland +224 (+4) Romania +363 (+6) Pakistan +102 (+2) Russia +270 (+4) Philippines +343 (+3) Thailand +143 (+1) Saudi Arabia +96 (+4) Indonesia +130 (+12) South Africa +93 (+1) Finland +73 (+2) Greece +95 (+6) India +37 (+3) Dominican Republic +140 (+11) Peru +181 (+2) Mexico +131 (+4) Singapore +42 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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Yes

I think deaths for Corona are at the same level as car crash deaths in the US for a year

can't wait for the collapse of society

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--TEST FAILED--

AAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU CORONA-CHAN

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Who knew we had such babies in our hospitals.

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Produce your own products
Fuck China you say

exam

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3k x 366 = 1.1million. Not sure this if this is bait or you are just retarded.

Got family in Alabama and literally none of them are taking it seriously. I live near Cobb County GA and they just had 4 deaths in the last 24 hours.

What are you listening to while society collapses /cvg/?
youtube.com/watch?v=-BjVtH5sy7A

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If you want migrant communities cleansed from white lands, say your blessings to her.

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>Spanish diplomacy [govt] suggests, besides, that the counting of deceased Spain is executing magnifies the problem with respect to other countries. "Spain is particularly transparent in it's counting. Anyone who tested positive for coronavirus is considered dead by it, even if they finally passed away due to some other condition. On the other hand, there are countries that only count people when deceased directly by the virus, and not other complications", they explain from Exteriors [some ministery I guess].

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HUMANITY IS THE DISEASE
BOOMERS ARE THE SYMPTOMS
CORONA IS THE CURE

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Typical woman wants attention.

If we don't hit 3000 dead by the next thread, we are actually underperforming for the first time in weeks. Sad!

What did he mean by this?

at least we've been the smarter half of /cvg/ beeing able to see the incomming pandemic while you nothingburgers where already in denial

no one really knows how bad this is and will be, all i know this is some serious shit that will go rampage without any countermeasures

your turn, dumbfuck

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (0.00%) China (0.00%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (0.00%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (0.00%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-11%) Tokyo (-4%) Beijing (-2%) Wuhan (-1%) New Delhi (-7%) Dubai (-8%) Moscow (-15%) Rome (-11%) Milan (-6%) Berlin (-7%) Munich (-4%) Brussels (-7%) Paris (-10%) Madrid (-5%) Barcelona (-17%) London (-15%) Johannesburg (-1%) Sao Paulo (-13%) Buenos Aires (-19%) New York (-37%) Washington (-18%) Miami (-13%) Toronto (-20%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-12%) Mexico City (-25%) Los Angeles (-27%) Seattle (-16%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Ask me how I know I'd kill you with one punch?

We need to meme Pneumonia-san into existence. She is more powerful with him.

NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN MUTTERINOS NOT THE GOOD GOLEM BOIS NOT THE TALMUD SPREADING, NIGGER LOVING BURGER EATERINOS YOU CAN'T JUST KILL THEM CORONA WHO WILL MAKE MY BLACKEDRAW PORN NOW IF ALL THE ANGLOS DIE YOUR DOIN ME A FRIGHTEN

what are the best vitamins and supplements to take to avoid or beat the 'vid?

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278 days til new year
3000 X 278 = +834000
>this is without exponential growth

>If we don't hit 3000 dead by the next thread, we are actually underperforming for the first time in weeks. Sad!
we're already at 3,020 dead sperg

What a glorious sale

that's like combining two boomer memes into one

cute

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OH NO NO NO NO

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impregnate me please gary

Yes

Let the world sink beneath the thin layer of sanity upon which it resides

ANONYMOUS MESSAGE TO BILL GATES

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>Cuntry music
BASED CORONA-CHAN

D3
+Zinc
+Multivitamin

TOSS A COIN TO YOUR GARRY

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Vitamin C to activate macrophages and Vitamin D to reduce the symptoms of pneumonia.

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I hear that niggers reduce intelligence in return for increased strength.

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Is that going to kill them faster than themself though ?

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good i hope they are cleansed

That's bullshit but I believe it.
Would that cause dangerous fumes or whatnot? I know burning plastic smells like absolute shit.

Daily reminder: it's time to start contacting your local political cretin and telling them you expect sanctions against China for lying about how bad this virus is

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I was merely jesting

>mexico
kek

Poland isn't under lockdown, I still have work at my non-essential job.

Digits dont lie.
FUCKING CLOWN WORLD.

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any habbening today?

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From the comfort of your basement, I suppose?

>oh man it's going so bad over here but it seems to be going good in china - that means they must be lying
no, here's what's happening:
europe is not doing universal face masks
european countries are telling sick people to stay with family in stead of isolating the sick, while sixty percent of cases are transmitted in the family
and they are doing zero contact tracing

do these things and you contain the virus, like in Korea, like in Vietnam, like in China and Chinese Taiwan - no lies needed

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How would an Ancap society handle Corona?

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>Didn't mention 5gs of vit c a day

Why are you trying to kill people user?

just get infected bro, it's not that bad

People decide to drive a car, but people don't decide to get the CHINESE VIRUS. That's a big difference fag.

Hear that? That's the sound of 1000 nothingburgers clicking that link looking for pre-existing conditions

We living under (((marshall law))) user, they cut all our internet, there is army on the street and every single street corner is filled with dozens of bodies of people that died.
On the bright side the air is fresher than normal, it doesn't stink as bad and the stray dogs have something to eat.
S

250k x 365 = 91 250 000
Flu kills 91 times more than corona
OH NO NO NO HAPPENINGFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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start learning, america will speak spanish by 2050

D is the most proven. C has some evidence but not much. Other vitamins have zero evidence that they help.

It's a sad day when even doctors adopt the attention whoring lifestyle.

>ANONYMOUS
Now that's a throwback

Thank you, Gary

Illinois adding 1k a day? niiice
Where are head pats of corona-chan!?!
She deserves some praise!

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>Thinks niggers are strong

I'd kill you with a left hook confirmed.

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Source is The Guardian

i was really hoping corona would end the tranny fad. my prayers have been answered.

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Tonic Water + Zinc plus a usual Daily

You're very welcome. Keep in mind that if you have any problems, talk to me and I will help you.

That's amazing that you have a crystal ball and have the total fatalities of this pandemic that could take 18 months to play out

And wuhan is rioting because they managed the situation so well.

trannibals

except it can infect heart cells. what if that induces a 'heart attack" that they wouldn't have gotta normally.
additionally, people confuse heart attack and cardiac arrest, heart attack is blockage where as cardiac arrest is heart stopping.
a lot of 'heart attacks' are actually cardiac arrests, especially in younger people.

IS THE ORANGE BAD MAN OR GOOD MAN!?

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AnCap is really dumb. It wouldn't do anything because it's never gonna happen.

Humblebragging in the free world

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holy fuck

hmmm what's cookin'?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kill 6million a year
>lightning kills 10 per year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A Year
Corona is a total nothing burger

Please be true.

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>can't argue so uses a selfie of himself

Not with open roads and highways, those numbers will drop this year with long lockdowns.

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Nothingburger, the population still growing by 100 each minute
worldometers.info/
Nothing will ever stop thehuman virus.

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What should I defend the house with if I can't have a pew

There are also people dying at home who don't bother coming into the hospital because they won't want to spend their last moments alone in an isolation ward waiting for the ventilator they know they will never get

You would need 50 liters a day lol

the world is anarcho-primitivist now
you die, you die.

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So preddy much normal for you fucks, then?

Glowie detected. Go back to shipping Cocaine out of S America.

Also the reCAptcha is getting harder, means COVID hysteria is almost over

During a global pandemic gay homos found a way to make it all about them again. Pretty based.

>qtards appropriating the woke moniker
Cringe and blue pilled.

it was because the dummies from the province next door wouldn't lift the blockade despite the quarantine being over

hubei police even fought alongside the protesters against police on other side, and then both police agencies signed a letter of apology to everyone for being monumentally retarded. china is not a perfectly totalitarian state, a lot of dumb stuff like this happens just like it does in any country

corona already surpassed flu and hiv in daily deaths, soon to surpass diarrhea.

even if they get a vent over 50% die and the other half permanent lung damage.

Sure, but much of those deaths happen in third-world shitholes.
Corona-chan kills in Europe and USA.

I wish the mutts will start rioting already.

Chad Brazilian President today

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Corona daily kills are currently above HIV

what shit is that reply?

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use the ssssslap!

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Isn't that rice?

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>it needs to be an extinction level event to be a happening

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cringe

What...the...fuck?
Burn this society once and for all corona-chan!

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H-
How....
How do you even...

Fuck this gay earth.

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>Transparent
Lel. Bullshitting the whole fucking world. Yeah, believe our numberinos.

Anything stronger than a human skull. Take your shoes off, be sneaky. Hide around corners where intruders are trying to force entry. Attack
the last of the group first. Proceed in order of highest threat (armed) to lowest threat (new york refugee zombies fleeing to canada.)

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wow remember when Yas Forums was the board and these guys were giving the establishment a run for their money. That was over 10 years ago now I think.

>it needs to be an extinction level event to be a happening
Yes

This

If we worked for other diseases like this, HIV kill count would be zero.

where’s the big fat juicy Corona-chan with big tits squirting and shit

Actually braindead.

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Does /cvg/ exercise at home? I hope you're all keeping your body fit and healthy during these times.

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>Tfw Bolsonaro intentionally trying to get it because he realised that Brazil can't be saved

>planned-demic
kek, qtards are hilarious

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Fucking woke. Q wasn't a LARP after all, just wait until Sessions comes in and kills all the pedophiles with his BBC Assassin Squad. Trusting the plan has never paid off so good.

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Shoot people stepping off planes in January

Qniggers are subhuman

That's how you cook rice you fucking mongoloid.

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Our girl is in the big leagues now, so proud

Twitter is probably artificially promoting it as well.