I’ve lost everything

Maybe kill yourself?

I’m not sure how to help, I make 350,000 a year doing fuck all and have a smoking hot wife that I bang twice a day

I was born lucky I guess, but you seem to have been unlucky

Yea probably kill yourself, I wouldn’t do that bc I have a backbone and don’t ask a bunch of fags on Yas Forums for their advice on whether or not to kill myself

Guess what I’m trying to say is either stop being a pussy or just stop being

Good luck LARPer I hope the rest of you day is great

Remember, you’re not alone when you have Yas Forums

no non-compete clause too?
and you call yourself a kike?

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Get unemployment.

Get your EMT-B license as soon as the schools reopen. Anyone on the "front line" is going to have job security and also swim in pussy.

t. edgy 16 year old

>I’ve lost everything
>This coronavirus cost me my job my gf everything
>How can I rebuild? I live in LA I need a job and I need help can anyone help me? I’m desperate please I know trolls will hate me but can anyone help?
Ausfag virgineetcelitty neet here your basically fucked mate welcome to my life 15 years ago
It's all downhill from here just move innawoods

I live in ventura, you wanna lay bricks with me?

you can start by not freaking out.

You're a nice guy for offering that, bro.

LA is for stupid people
And you seem
Right at home
>inb4source

Are you white? I mean I doubt it seeing as how you live in Los Angeles, but I’ll ask anyway.

>I live in LA
Ask Bernie for free shit, fucking liberal. KAG

> 1 post by this id
> no greentext
gonna need 4000 characters (2 long comments) of greentext to evaluate your life

also just go to ralphs or some other grocery place, there are heaps of jobs going there right now for obvious reasons

They spring the non compete AFTER you’ve flown in.

How many cocks have you sucked and fucked so far today?

t. the guy who just fucked your mom

Nigger, you live in LA.
That tells me you are one of several things;
>a faggot
>non productive member of society
>a jew
You had the opportunity to leave several times, but cucking for schlomo was too good to pass up

> This coronavirus cost me my job

If you had a real job this wouldn't have happened

> my gf
If she left you over losing your job count yourself lucky you didn't marry her only to lose half your shit

>I’ve lost everything

First time? Hahaha. Babbys first life collapse. Don't worry. Next time you'll care less.

I just need a job

Baked, its gonna be okay. You'll bounce back.

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Just take stuff in store no more than $900 then sell it on the street for cash.

Join the army then you can go trigger happy during marshal law when the riots eventually break out, paying particular attention to the ones that wronged you.

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Stay in LA you fucking valley nigger

I need a job I need money

>my gf

dude you just dodged a bullet...if that bitch left you because you lost your job then she's worthless.

Should have read a book a few times earlier in your life you illiterate
I bet your resume looks like it was typed by monkeys

meh desu WHO warned about a pandemic years earlier already, It'd have happened anyways, additionally We got actually quite lucky it isnt a Pandemic like the Bubonic plague, or the Pneumonic plague. That shit would be terriffying. Nature rolled the pandemic dice, and it hit a 1 with Covid19

Yes I’m white

Go beg on Yas Forums.
Learn to daytrade shitcoins.

Seething

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I’m too old for the army

I’m not a criminal

Yeah, you should have done this >Get unemployment.
as soon as you were unemployed
I filed mine today, it sucks

why 16 though?

Sherman Oaks here. How's things in Ventura? Nice of you to offer that gig, user. Do mexicans do a good job when you hire them?
>>non productive member of society
>>a jew
LA fag here, not OP. I'm white but yeah you're pretty much right.
This was hilarious. I think baked did a pro Yang music video and livestreams fortnight.
What part of town are you in, user? What did you do for work before? I got laid off too, but so did about everybody.

All you have to do is trust in Christ alone for salvation and to help you through
Ask God for help in Jesus name, and let him know that you only want it if it is in His will

If you can’t go with this option alone, you’re lost

Persist. You have more than you know. I have no Job for you. Focus on the essential things. You have more than you know. Maybe you know, but given that, maybe you have less than nothing. Eventually you'll become another person and people will stop knowing you as you were. Then, you'll find out.

And listen to this guy, ffs.

I live in Hollywood too user. Don't lose hope. Be resourceful. Choose to inspire your gf rn. It's needed more than ever. We will get through this together fren. Meditate and try to balance your content intake from the negative fear campaign. Godspeed faggot.

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Dont come to Mexico, borders are closed for you

>Go beg on Yas Forums.
>Learn to daytrade shitcoins.
I've actually received better Yas Forums advise from Yas Forums
I will always wish I'd listened to pol and bought their stocks in Jan and sold them off when they quadrupled their value

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>too old for the army
You're going to get shot at one way or another when society breaks down even more in about 5 weeks

Why even type this fake story?

Contract corona, make an Omegle account, update Pol daily and ask for gibs from rich pol-men, get gibs?

Sell doinks

Boredom I guess

I make 500k and bang my wife 3 times a day so I guess now it’s a real story

You go and look that manager right in the eye and give him a firm handshake!

He's probably a wetback

>commiefornia
Can't help the fubar

>I live in LA
that's where you fucked up, should have lived somewhere that was better. Pray you get your Trumpbux and just prep, idk.

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I know you and your wife. I’ve banged her. I work with her

Enjoy your CRUMBux. Wrap yourself in happiness that our great corporations will be ok. Our greatest ally is safe. Bless them so God blesses you. Next time you're at the range, rent that based Tavor Bullpup, and check the listings in your area for Krav Maga classes.
Also, remember that right-wing Jews are good, because we're right wing too. It's kind of like a bill of sale and the bill of a duck. They're the same thing.
Trump 2020
Maga
kag

Go kill people and loot their corpses.