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>Six months before UK 'returns to normal' - deputy chief medical officer
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52084517

>The prime minister has warned that the coronavirus crisis will get worse before it gets better, in a letter being sent to every UK household. Boris Johnson, who is self-isolating after testing positive for Covid-19, says stricter restrictions could be put in place if necessary. Britons will also get a leaflet detailing government rules on leaving the house and health information. It follows criticism over the clarity of government advice to date. The number of people who have died with coronavirus in the UK has now reached 1,019, with a further 260 deaths announced on Saturday. There are now 17,089 confirmed cases in the UK.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-52079922

>Strict measures could last 'significant period'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52082781

>More than 900 deaths in a day in Italy
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52067673

>Sweden's retarded response to coronavirus
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52076293

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>6 months

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twitter.com/ginayashere/status/1243717938458198019

*ignores your lockdown order*

youtube.com/watch?v=CVjZ1ixsMto

>6 months
not likely. this is just the first wave of a global pandemic

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THERE’S POWERFUL EVIDENCE THIS GREAT PANIC IS FOOLISH, YET OUR FREEDOM IS STILL BROKEN AND OUR ECONOMY CRIPPLED
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-8163587/PETER-HITCHENS-Great-Panic-foolish-freedom-broken-economy-crippled.html

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pot noodle is Chinese food. Not British

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I SIMPLY LIVE WITH THE PAIN

also the beatles are mega overrated

The UK had 616,000 deaths in 2018. Corona has made no dent even with over generously attributing deaths to it when people had other conditions, which Germany doesn't do.

This cunt lost his mind years ago.

>He planned emergency new hospitals to be allocated

give it a few more weeks and even the most pious of middle class mums on facebook will be out and about ignoring the new regulations

so is rolf harris

>31 views

how did you find this

Done a lockdown-themed Norfpost pic

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both look like shit

What happened?

>Haven't seen my kid in 2 weeks
>Haven't seen my mates in 3 weeks
>All my hobbies are cancelled
>Internet speed is throttled
>Been furloughed from work
>Visiting the shop incurs a 15 minute queue
>Still can't get what I want anyway
Losing my fucking mind lads. Not gonna make it.

Help me lads

lmfao black people can't afford real plates

Wtf

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So the handful of young people who have died from this were all killed by the Government just so they can say we all must OBEY because nobody is safe right?

Corbyn for Labour leader

so are the wiggles mate you don't see me shouting about it

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8165083/Very-healthy-Italian-chef-19-living-London-dies-coronavirus.html

CHINKFLU HAS CLAIMED ANOTHER FIT AND HEALTHY STRAPPING YOUNG LAD NOBODY IS SAFE!!!
>they suspect
>he died from suspected

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it's his video

weak

Go on then

lol

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Is it going to be like that 21 year old where the idiot coroner said it was due to corona just because the family said she had a cough?

What kind of people
Pray in these masjids?
Salafis or Sufis?
Shia imams or proper muftis?

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Have the stopped going to the Mosques?

Based CoronaChan dabbing on everyone

>been turning into a raging alcoholic during this quarantine
think I should move in with my gf to remove the temptation

RAAAAARGH I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN MY HOUSE FOR 3 FUCKING DAYS I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AVENT SPOKEN TO ANYONE IN 3 DAYS, I HAVENT HAD SEX IN 3 DAYS ITS DRIVING ME INSAAANEEE

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Nobody really young is dying from it here. 21 year old girl who self harmed died from a heart attack and the NHS over ruled the coroner. 28 year old lad died had pneumonia and got corona in the hospital.

young people die from the flu every year unfortunately.

>blacks
>families
lmao

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Lads, I need HELP

>doing something that weakens your immune system during a pandemic

70IQ plays

Looks like shit hole West mids to me

I'm expecting building work to wrap up for at least 6 months so I'm gonna be NEET.

BASED!

be strong in the mind

lets be havin it then.

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i'm cracking lads

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>been turning into a raging alcoholic during this quarantine
I bought a decent stock of ale like a good prepper and went through it in 4 nights. Haven't had much in since.
Had a few on Friday night.
Thinking of opening a bottle of wine tonight. Don't have to get out of bed till like 8-20 for work so I'm thinking why the fuck not.

meh, I have been totally isolated and all is well

>kills you for a popeyes

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Who reckons we should go back to plan A and let it rip through the population?

You are reading books in your comfy quarantine aren't you lads?

>captcha being a dick again
I get the feeling someone, mod or jannie, has the power to make captcha be a dick.
And they definitely have the ability to "shield" their personal/favorite threads from being reported on.
I'm fucking sick of this shit. Google kikes/chinks must DIE or GTFO.
I'm not even joking. I'm fucking seething.
And I'll post this after clicking over 20 times/ five minutes later. Fuck these nigger cunts.

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>thinking the pandemic is real and dangerous to young people
you're the 70 IQer, niglet

>his is what Americans think when someone says food
I wouldn't even feed that to my pigs

before the internet different parts of the country had their own slang, their own music scenes and their own working class culture.
its all a historical curiosity now, all the zoomers are the same.
called a young lad in work a gobshite yesterday and he'd never heard the term before in his life, hes 17

>suspected coronavirus

FUCKOFF!
HE WUZ RUN OVER BY A BUS.

deanos or darrens?
staceys or sharons?

same

I'm talking with this big tiddy roma girl and we can't meet up its driving me crazy

It is like a Sunday, everywhere, all the time.

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Here it comes,
I voted cons for the same reasons, expecting Brexit and prosperity.
Didn't expect rather costly departure, didn't know Boris in fact being a turkish jew, not in a million of bad dreams expected pajeets to be in power.
Let's say elections would be tomorrow, I'd still vote for merchant, as "hard left" would ruin us further and faster in to fucked up oblivion