/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2703

>714153 infected
>33617 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Gary is dead, F

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F

built for BBC

It's crazy someone could harrass their aunt and uncle this way. The chinese really have no heart.

im the op from yesterday about the youngest death in sweden archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/250728479/#q250728857 he's actually 29 after some e-stalking and he died in jönköping because I went by his old FB profile. Of course the official report states he was in his 30s which in swedish can be interpreted as technically +- around 30 years old or 99% of the time between 30-40. Fucking despicable

14 year old Portuguese kid dead
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/tributes-paid-healthy-boy-14-21776168

goal post sure have moved up by a lot.

I wonder how many 5 round magazines in Canada have magically turned into 30 rounds magazines this last month

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Go indeed speed

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>Correlation between universal BCG vaccination policy and reduced morbidity and
mortality for COVID-19: an epidemiological study

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.24.20042937v1.full.pdf html

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GIVE ME A VACCINE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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Why is he playing such a tiny flute?

Number of dead in Italy are falling

Is it ending?

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Wake up Harry

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>hand sanitizers are out of stock all the time
>but not the two ingredients to make hand sanitizer
>Call my bud from UK and ask if its the same there
>ingredients are out of stock there
Burgers are fucking retarded

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bugmen get bullied by hilarious drone operators. truly these are amazing times.

I don't feel like sleeping because my throat is weird, and laying down feels as if i'm being waterboarded / have liquid funneled down really slowly down my throat non-stop

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 138,755 (2,436) Italy 97,689 (10,779) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 78,898 (6,618) Germany 61,164 (490) France 40,174 (2,606) Iran 38,309 (2,640) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 14,829 (300) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,583 (152) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 8,743 (86) Canada 6,258 (63) Portugal 5,962 (119) Norway 4,265 (25) Israel 4,247 (15) Brazil 4,065 (118) Australia 3,980 (16) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,743 (16) Ireland 2,615 (46) Malaysia 2,470 (35) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 2,139 (7) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,890 (57) Japan 1,866 (54) Poland 1,862 (22) Romania 1,760 (43) Pakistan 1,571 (14) Russia 1,534 (8) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) Indonesia 1,285 (114) South Africa 1,280 (2) Finland 1,240 (11) Greece 1,156 (38) India 1,024 (27) Iceland 1,020 (2) Panama 901 (17) Dominican Republic 859 (39) Peru 852 (18)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +15,177 (+216) Italy +5,217 (+756) China +45 (+5) Spain +5,663 (+636) Germany +3,469 (+57) France +2,599 (+292) Iran +2,901 (+123) United Kingdom +2,433 (+209) Switzerland +753 (+36) Netherlands +1,104 (+132) Belgium +1,702 (+78) South Korea +105 (+8) Turkey +1,815 (+23) Austria +472 (+18) Canada +603 (+3) Portugal +792 (+19) Norway +250 (+2) Israel +628 (+3) Brazil +161 (+4) Australia +345 (+2) Sweden +253 (+5) Czech Republic +112 (+5) Ireland +200 (+10) Malaysia +150 (+8) Denmark +194 (+7) Chile +230 (+1) Luxembourg +119 (+3) Ecuador +67 (+9) Japan +173 (+2) Poland +224 (+4) Romania +308 (+6) Pakistan +76 (+2) Russia +270 (+4) Philippines +343 (+3) Thailand +143 (+1) Saudi Arabia +96 (+4) Indonesia +130 (+12) South Africa +93 (+1) Finland +73 (+2) Greece +95 (+6) India +37 (+3) Dominican Republic +140 (+11) Peru +181 (+2) Mexico +131 (+4) Singapore +42 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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youtube.com/watch?v=vMiEFyTuuh8

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Everyone has that vaccine here and people keep dropping dead.

And lo she spoke to the nothingburgers, proclaiming that redemption is always possible if you solemnly say those three little words...I love you Coronachan.

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bro why? that's gay af

Why'd you do it?

I want a comfy drone operator job barking commands at normies.

>IS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!

>I'M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS NIGHTMARE

youtube.com/watch?v=_GOR5gvQwDI

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Good call based Irishman. Harry is a simp.

i have seen aloe gel sold out in mulitple walmarts

Jesus Christ this is worse then 1984 by a mile can you imagine you are 75 and getting harassed by a fucking flying radio plane.
they really must believe people are cattle.

chinks need to pay for this eternally

You can't stop a man who never admits he is wrong

It's just slowing, but surely they will be dying for years to come.

Why did you autofellate?

>BREAD
NOTHING
>BREAD

Italy doesn't do BCG

Anyone else who cant stop fapping to lolis while in quarantine?

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Wait till they start rioting.

F

Thinkin' of drawing my own Corona-chan.

Give me some scenarios

Pic related is my artstyle

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bcgatlas.org/

;_:

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Corona chan is built for BBC

Argentina does, and we have one of the worst death rates.

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And yet you cucks are still getting raped by immigration

his name.. was gary

other anons are saying that bought guns? Will it really get to that point where we'll have raiders and looters? Am I fucked if I never owned a gun in my life?

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (0.00%) China (0.00%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (0.00%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (0.00%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-23%) Tokyo (-4%) Beijing (-2%) Wuhan (-1%) New Delhi (-7%) Dubai (-8%) Moscow (-15%) Rome (-11%) Milan (-3%) Berlin (-6%) Munich (-5%) Brussels (-7%) Paris (-15%) Madrid (-9%) Barcelona (-17%) London (-18%) Johannesburg (-1%) Sao Paulo (-13%) Buenos Aires (-19%) New York (-37%) Washington (-19%) Miami (-15%) Toronto (-24%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-12%) Mexico City (-23%) Los Angeles (-24%) Seattle (-15%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Jews make up 5% of coronavirus deaths. They are just 0.3% of the population."

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Anyone else who can't stop doing gay ERP with strangers during quarantine?

Nigga did you even read 1984? The surveillance is only a small part of the book, it's the punishment for being caught and the brainwashing of the population which is scary.

Corona chan titty fucks.

There has been less than 1000 cases reported and only 17 dead people we are still not statistically relevant nor we will be for at least 2 weeks when the incubation period basically ends and we see all the sick people tested.

Little Corona rising from the batsoup

earth chan as the joker
corona as the joker card

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Reporting from end of week 2 of the lockdown. Normalization has now set in. No longer anxious to leave the house on the weekend. Social life is actually better - video calling all friends and even relatives. Spending good time with the wife. Playing scrabble and watching movies and will probably end up making a baby. Cooking a ton of good food.

But by week 2, also getting more and more careless about safety procedures. Don't care that much about wearing masks or washing hands after going out to the park across my house.

Increasingly beginning to feel that this is a nothingburger that will kill 100k-500k tops. Not worth grinding life to a halt like this

Any Coronas from yesterday?

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No one is going to loot or riot retard, COVID-19 only kills off boomers and cripples

not sure if fail, or win
many fucking layers of it though

That forge is WILDLY inefficient

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Alright the fuck is this shit

“Produce some fake products and sell them to the US. They (thermometers) should read 36.5 ºC when the actual temperature is 39 ºC. In this way, more and more American people will be infected. Let’s see if they still have people left to go to other countries to harm others!”
thegatewaypundit.com/2020/03/chinese-company-that-makes-forehead-thermometers-jokes-about-making-faulty-product-for-sale-in-us-in-order-to-spread-disease/

These are EVIL scum.

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the irony of both being meme flags

Statistical variance. There needs to be decline for a few days before we can say that. This happened once already earlier this week just for Italy to turn around and drop their biggest daily death totals yet, so we'll see.

bitchute.com/video/Cyp8HJRkGuQ3/

CORONACHAN uwu let me lick your feet!

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They just need to pay in a fraction of a second at a million degrees.

makes sense.

>A single solar storm makes all electronics now and forever useless
Lolwut.

the two strains fighting each other

people eat everything in china because of the heritage of all the famines, all the rest is orientalist mumbo jumbo

ask your grandparents about dakkonijn

well yes, those are trips

user...

you are just going to have to go rpg style and upgrade from a knife to guns by looting mobs

What were Italy's number?

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17 dead out of 500 when this has just gotten started (90% of cases unresolved) is a lot, it's a good thing they reacted quickly because this would have been massacre

Nice

what lockdown are you talking about

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Honestly, that's slightly funny.

I thought 1984 was mostly about modifying language to control people's thoughts

Faggots are sucking off pirates’ dicks? Makes sense actually.

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Julia not me!!!!

As the rats are about to eat his face.

Also 2+2=5 cus the party says so.

I only fap to Corona-jugs

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That’s because the American healthcare system is good because it’s treated like a business. Top of the line care for a price. Yeah you’ll go broke after Corona Chan is through with you, but you’ll be alive and the hospital will write it off eventually.

FINALLY THERE'S A LOCKDOWN IN MOSCOW AND MOSCOW REGION
THANK YOU, SOBYANIN

honestly user, guns & ammunition is the most useful thing in an apocalyptic scenario. Look up accounts of survivors of the bosnian civil war

slight improvement but still grim

nothing burger in 2 months:
>20,398,124 infected
>1,223,887 dead
Corona fags BTFO! its a nothing burger!

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3 weeks of lockdown will have that effect

Now watch the numbers when they open the country up again

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Corona chan standing on a pile of chinks, holding bowls of bat soup à la doom cover

god damn it I wanted his babies

>lives in a country full of niggers
>noguns
ISHYGDDT

>Finally, a reason to close Regency and bulldoze it for good
I'm with you there. The malls are nig-nog hangouts now anyway.

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nice

RIP India

i can't be the only one hearing mordor music

I love you Corona-Chan. But those are 4 words