i hooked up with a neighbor and dryhumped her while she did yoga positions for me and then we fucked twice and she came and everything.
So basically, the perfect start to a normal and healthy relationship.
We chatted a lot the next days, I offered her support when she was stressed and I told her I don't have anything that would prevent us from spending time together. She told me "just so you know, i don't either."
Sounds good right? then the next day a lot colder, shorter texts, not really initiating anything. I gave her space but she mentioned she might have to work in another city.
I asked about what she did, stuff like that, she said I was being "overbearing and self-assuring"
I can't even figure out what she means - I tried to tell her that texting is not a good way to get to no each other because its hard to read tone.
Now she has mostly cut me off - I can give it a few days to be sure... but..
>Has sexual relations 1 hour into meeting someone like an animal with 0 discretion's.
>Healthy
No wonder she dipped on you faggot.
Ethan Hill
BBBRRRRRAAAPPPPPsnnniiiffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnniiiffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....sssssnnnniiiiiiifff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBRRRRRAAAAPPPPPFFFFLLLLPPPFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....ssnnnniiiiff.....hmmm...hhhmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmm....yes quite.....BBBRRRRPPPFFTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnniiiiiffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffff….yes….
Women being women, just stop messaging her. She will message you eventually saying “heeeeeey haven’t heard from u in a while, what’s up?” She probably just wants someone to fuck her while her boyfriend is out of town or something.
Nathan Sanders
Probably this. Women transfer blame when they feel they've done something wrong, whether it's actually wrong or not. So she thinks she made a bad decision for whatever reason and tells herself it's your fault to absolve herself of said guilt.
You didn't actually do anything wrong. Adults have these kinds of relationships. Who knows what's going on in her head. You may have dodged a bullet.
Evan Walker
like about hooking up with me and doing degenerate shit?
or guilty since she went cold? like she hooked up with an ex?
I mean I can handle that - we just met... But damn - we really clicked.
You came across too desperate and it made her figure she was above you. It’s strange shit, but very common.
Leo Johnson
Several possibilities:
1) she’s not single, she cucked her significant other and now feels guilty 2) you came on too strong over text and now she thinks you’re a beta simp
Nolan Campbell
Text her and tell her that you have an STD.
Kayden Watson
What happened is that you lost yourself on the way to . Sage.
Christopher Thomas
>and she came and everything. Did she brap too?
Lucas Perez
This
Ayden Stewart
she has a handler and is in the illuminati. they are telling her what to do. thats why what she said to you makes no sense, they dont care. as long as they come out on top after they think its a win no matter their ethics afterwards. their thought on that is fuck ethics and shiet. they got you fooled into thinking they can make up for it. cucks thinks that
Jaxson Hall
She was horny, and post sex she was guilty/had clarity.
Lincoln Perry
Same thing I said, unfortunately there is now way back, learn the lesson for next time, and text her to tell her you tested positive for syphilis and she should probably get tested.
Hudson Campbell
> we really clicked. Apparently not.
Tyler Gutierrez
>2020 >worrying about 3D women
Carson Lewis
Just stop talking to her and move on. Sounds like a worthless bitch.
Kayden Gonzalez
This
Isaiah Gutierrez
You probably came on way too strong
Angel Collins
She's not yours, it was just your turn.
Levi Hernandez
>ITT retards responding to a blogpost. Yas Forums confirmed for reddit tier
Jordan Harris
She has boyfriend and cheated with you.
Caleb Morris
You got what you deserved, heartache. Why? Because God didn't intend for men and women to "date." Either you plan to get married to THEN have sex and make children, or you're breaking the rules and ripe for God's punishment.
she actually talked about her exes and showed me most of their pictures. she was pretty open about everything
I beleive her that she didn't have a boyfriend but I feel like she found someone new, or hooked up with someone, or something happened and now she is trying to act like I am a monster
I think the texts could of read like I was demanding to know what she did for work, did she like it, etc.. but her questions was "what do you want to know" so i just answered her question. I feel like she read it in some sort of "overbearing" tone.
Whatever it was, it wasn't worth cutting off everything for. I asked if I could call her and she said yeah - but then said "not now" today.
I feel like she will just forget about me now... I guess she might "hit me up" again but she might not. It's such a shame because we are neighbors in a big city where its impossible to have a convenient relationship
Camden Brooks
When she is acting like that on the phone or over text, just say "fuck you cunt", because isn't that what you are actually thinking but too pussy to say? And if you treat her like the piece of shit she clearly is, maybe she will stop being a cunt, and if not, who cares.
Bentley Taylor
Are you a rudimentary AI?
Camden Stewart
she found someone better than you hahahah
Tyler Flores
She's probably a camwhore
Grayson Richardson
>I asked about what she did, stuff like that, she said I was being "overbearing and self-assuring"
I mean you are going online to ask strangers about your personal business, how is that not overbearing? You're obsessed, shut the fuck up and get over it
Joseph Bennett
She probably has a boyfriend and was having a fight and avoiding him for a few days when she hooked up with you to get back at him for something. Now she feels guilty about it and wants to feel like a good girl again.
Cut her off, no contact. Move on. If you were anything more than a temporary port in the storm to her, she'll be in touch.
Blake Evans
do you think you can appease to broken ethics? thats your problem you think oh its ok he just fuckgn biden for example why is he even considered a candidate for president, when he was selling out america to get his shit kid a job
Jayden Butler
Post texts faggot
Jaxon Gonzalez
Did she say "relationship"?
It sounds like she just wanted to fuck casually, you assumed that meant relationship but she never thought that and you missed the cues. You start texting her in a way that clues her in that you aren't just a FWB, she gives you cues to fuck off with that.
Colton Gray
mommy help pls
Brody Nguyen
Came here to post this. FPBP
Daniel Stewart
i don't know man - it seemed like it. She asked a lot of questions and was really pleasing to me and she smiled a lot, said she was cumming, and I asked her afterword if she did and she said yes, "don't you believe me". I said I believed her.
Then we were really chatty the next few days and she initiated conversations, etc
Tyler Walker
Ok faggot.
Caleb Roberts
She just wanted a one night stand, and was too polite in the beginning to tell your clingy ass to fuck off.
Jaxson Adams
>possibility 3 She told a friend what happened (who may or may not know OP) and she turned her off you.
Nolan Ward
im not op mate
Caleb Fisher
>she actually talked about her exes and showed me most of their pictures. she was pretty open about everything
Okay, I take back my comment about texting her that you have an STD.
There's a very real chance you might now have an STD. Dude, why set yourself up like that?
Asher Jones
bitter and insecure, takes out hostility in sex
Owen Miller
This if a women dosen't immediately start brapping as soon as she orgasms you are doing something wrong
Don't mean to be rude OP, but don't you have a real friend in real life you can talk to about this? With real life issues like this, talking with an actual human you know is infinitely better than sending written messages to anonymous strangers.
Connor Gutierrez
get rid of her
these young cunts need to learn some respect, you teach them by being fucking mean to them, not by being nice.
damn - I fucking hate texting. This should be a lesson to all guys - don't try to get to know her through texts. I kind of knew this but somehow fucked it up anyway
Grayson Hill
You are a total idiot for messing with a neighbor. If you piss her off, she can burn your house down. Fucking retard.
Logan Collins
you do seem pretty annoying t.b.h
Jayden Martinez
That's all modern whores now and she's off to another. Welcome to hell. Good luck finding a good one.
Brandon Hernandez
You had an okay time, OP. Now move on.
>Good thing you didn't knock her up. Now count your blessings.
>Just stop talking to her and move on This. Worst thing is, doing so virtually guarantees she'll want to hook up again. Make sure you tell her to fuck off.
Ryan Richardson
(CONTINUED)
Maybe she was cheating, maybe she was using you, maybe a lot of things, doesn't matter. What is clear is she just wanted something casual and you didn't see that.
Cooper Morgan
>what happened bros?
What happened was you went to the wrong forum, that's what fucking happened. MODS
Bentley Cook
Underrated.
Samuel Martin
ew jesus
nightmare fuel
Aaron Lewis
The irish madlad strikes again
Landon Bennett
Post the texts.
Isaiah Cook
She realized she was literally built for BBC
Grayson Martinez
U had to ask if she came?
Adam White
Brother listen to me. Stop posting on the internet about this. I can tell just from reading 3 of your posts that you clearly do not have a high sense of self awareness, you are clingy and insecure. You spooked her, just stop talking about it to ANYONE, and try to get her out of your head. The next possible relationship you have, try to be more distant. Women do not like men who open up too fast. You caught feelings straight away, never do that idiot.
Grayson Bennett
>she actually talked about her exes and showed me most of their pictures. she was pretty open about everything red flag, any decent women isn't going to talk about that shit when first meeting someone.
also excessive texting is going to turn you into her penpal if she texts you keep your responses short and encourage more meetups without sounding desperate. for now just back off, if she isn't interested she wont contact again. if she does contact you just follow my advice.
Liam Watson
8 December 1909: 44 Fontenoy Street, Dublin
My sweet little whorish Nora,
I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
James Joyce
I'm becoming convinced that all Irish are BRAAAAP fetishists, it is a genetic thing.
Kayden Brooks
She was actually just turned on in the moment and isn’t actually that attracted to you. Once she cooled off the next days she realised it.
t. Woman
>inb4 tits etc.
Asher Lee
who cares, move on
Owen Nelson
This and only this. Jesus. Haven't you done the same user with a landwhale or are you stupid?
