/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2702

► Detected: 712,051 (+48,968) ► Died: 33,573 (+2,717)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 202 countries and territories infected —
— 81% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —
— 2,058 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Boris Johnson furious, thinks China has 40 times more cases than claimed
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Police in the Philippines put lockdown violators in dog cages
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Reports of "atypical pneumonia deaths" in Mexico embarrass health secretary
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26 year old in Brazil dies without previous conditions
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German state finance minister commits suicide
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>RESEARCH
Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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Resistant to antivirals
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29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
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Infection might cause male infertility
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>REMINDER
According to CCP, the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
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Beijing scientists: virus probably originated from Wuhan biolab
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Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
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Spain mortality rate goes up 17% due to coronavirus
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$2.4 trillion global recession expected
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw
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>LATEST CASES
19:18: 105 new cases and 1 new death in Texas, United States.
19:12: 117 new cases in Utah, United States.
19:07: 836 new cases and 21 new deaths in Michigan, United States.
19:00: 247 new cases and 4 new deaths in Ohio, United States.
18:25: 69 new cases in Oregon, United States.

>MORE
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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8164093/More-1-6million-people-England-infected-coronavirus.html
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nytimes.com/video/nyregion/100000007052136/coronavirus-elmhurst-hospital-queens.html
youtube.com/watch?v=vMiEFyTuuh8
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cnn.com/interactive/2020/health/coronavirus-us-maps-and-cases/
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FPBP AS ALWAYS

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still more threads than deaths in america

PEE PEE POO POO DIARRHEA

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Something stinks. Oh, it's just the chinks.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yq99LJyluTA

youtube.com/watch?v=JBB9bA-gXL4

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tfw me and my mom have corona, and she already almost choked to death while asleep last night (she asthma). It feels weird as fuck trying to sleep, because something in the throat feels wrong. I can breathe fine, but shit feels fucked.

I found this a very interesting read. You should read it too, only 4 pages.
wissenschafftplus.de/uploads/article/Dismantling-the-Virus-Theory.pdf

CUTE

imagine being a grown man with facial hair and having that picture on your harddrive. Grow up

The NYPD is investigating what might be the city’s first coronavirus-related homicide — after a woman hit an elderly Brooklyn hospital patient in the head for violating social distancing, sources said Sunday.

Victim Janie Marshall, 86, died less than four hours after the tense confrontation with 32-year-old Cassandra Lundy in Bedford-Stuyvesant’s Woodhull Hospital, cops said.

Success!!! Super job, brilliant work!

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Godspeed Corona chan!

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FPBP

DUUUUUUUUUUUVALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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THE GUY WHO MADE THAT VIRAL VIDEO ABOUT THE AVIGAN MED IN JAPAN AS A CURE FOR CORONA HAS A SHITTON OF FUNKO POPS AND HE'S GETTING DESTROYED BY THE VICE MINISTER OF HEALTH
la7.it/dirette-tv
AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>81% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10
I love how this goes up every thread further triggering the retard brigade.

Based

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Just like China and the UK ....

Almost like pattern beginning to appear, all reading from the same script.. next the US will get is talking drones.

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REMINDERS:
1. Nuke China
2. If you post Bill Mitchell bullshit your mum gay and your family is going to die from Corona.

m.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/7392
Listen to it go down in real time nothingburgers.

Corona chan's dick!

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>13%

Coronavirus made me realized how much leftypol refugees we had, they all came out of the woodwork as soon as you mention China fucked up, they try to logic that somehow Chinks are better than jews when both are fucking horrendous.

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Yas Forums BTFO

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NEED THOSE VENTILATORS NOW!!!!!!!

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56 deaths? That's it? There are more shooting deaths in Florida every 13 seconds.

Based and selfreferentpilled.

And the Germans to build one too, will Canada be next....?

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What happened to those retards calling it a nothing burger?

JIM WHERE IS THE STREAM

New York (CNN Business)The chief financial officer of Jefferies Group LLC, Peregrine "Peg" Broadbent, has died from coronavirus complications, the company said in a statement Sunday.

Broadbent, who was 56-years-old, had served as CFO of the financial services company since 2007. The company has appointed Teri Gendron, CFO of Jefferies Financial Group, as the interim CFO and chief accounting officer of Jefferies Group (JEF).

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8164093/More-1-6million-people-England-infected-coronavirus.html

FOR THE HERD!

Right? That's like a Saturday night in Miami.

Jesus fucking christ why would you ever agree to appear on anything public with that shit behind you

Calm down faggot.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 135,957 (2,391) Italy 97,689 (10,779) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 78,799 (6,606) Germany 61,164 (490) France 40,174 (2,606) Iran 38,309 (2,640) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 14,829 (300) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,583 (152) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 8,743 (86) Canada 6,258 (63) Portugal 5,962 (119) Norway 4,264 (25) Israel 4,247 (15) Brazil 4,065 (118) Australia 3,980 (16) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,743 (16) Ireland 2,615 (46) Malaysia 2,470 (35) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 2,139 (7) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,890 (57) Japan 1,866 (54) Poland 1,862 (22) Romania 1,760 (43) Pakistan 1,571 (14) Russia 1,534 (8) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) Indonesia 1,285 (114) South Africa 1,280 (2) Finland 1,240 (11) Greece 1,156 (38) India 1,024 (27) Iceland 1,020 (2) Panama 901 (17) Dominican Republic 859 (39) Peru 852 (18)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +12,379 (+171) Italy +5,217 (+756) China +45 (+5) Spain +5,564 (+624) Germany +3,469 (+57) France +2,599 (+292) Iran +2,901 (+123) United Kingdom +2,433 (+209) Switzerland +753 (+36) Netherlands +1,104 (+132) Belgium +1,702 (+78) South Korea +105 (+8) Turkey +1,815 (+23) Austria +472 (+18) Canada +603 (+3) Portugal +792 (+19) Norway +249 (+2) Israel +628 (+3) Brazil +161 (+4) Australia +345 (+2) Sweden +253 (+5) Czech Republic +112 (+5) Ireland +200 (+10) Malaysia +150 (+8) Denmark +194 (+7) Chile +230 (+1) Luxembourg +119 (+3) Ecuador +67 (+9) Japan +173 (+2) Poland +224 (+4) Romania +308 (+6) Pakistan +76 (+2) Russia +270 (+4) Philippines +343 (+3) Thailand +143 (+1) Saudi Arabia +96 (+4) Indonesia +130 (+12) South Africa +93 (+1) Finland +73 (+2) Greece +95 (+6) India +37 (+3) Dominican Republic +140 (+11) Peru +181 (+2) Mexico +131 (+4) Singapore +42 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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>HAPPENING CANCELLED
HAPPENINGFAGS BTFO"D
>HAPPENING CANCELLED
HAPPENINGFAGS BTFO"D
>HAPPENING CANCELLED
HAPPENINGFAGS BTFO"D
>HAPPENING CANCELLED
HAPPENINGFAGS BTFO"D

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/leftypol/ autists have been sadly trying to bluepill people here amd failing halarious since cripplechan got raided

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So what mucus is worse? Clear or yellow?

I don't mind nothingburgers at all, if this is serious then they'll come around with time

The real problem is to not induce panic, trust me i really fucking want to see riots, shootouts and bodies flying everywhere (while i'm watching from a safe distance). The worst people can do is panic because desperate people can do more damage to a country than a virus

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>nation-wide crisis
>jerks himself on twatter

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lol he literally has no shame

now lets see USA

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Godspeed indeed

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PRINT THOSE VENTILATORS!!!!!!!!!! PRINT THEM FASTER!!!!! WHY AREN'T THEY PRINTING

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When this is all over, we're going to attack China, right?

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cant get new cases if you don't test people.

I have corona and they literally wont test anyone i've been near for the past 14 days

Noooooo I can't go back to normal society noooo someone make it happen again!! I need to HAPPOON!!

Anyone have the infographic on how to effectively build a clean quarantine room within a house?

More like how many Chinese shills can be mobilized on Yas Forums.

Watch them break down like your shitty fords do.

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>manga and anime on the shelf
possibly based
>walls covered in funko
out of the helicopter he goes

Rip in Peperonni and remember it is a nothing burger.

Let’s look at the UK numbers.

As of 9 a.m. on Saturday there were 1,019 deaths and 17,089 confirmed cases – a death rate of 6.0 per cent.

If one third of the deaths are caused by Covid-19* and the number of cases is underestimated by a factor of say 15**, the death rate would be 0.13 per cent and the number of deaths due to Covid-19 would be 340.

This number should be placed in perspective with the number of deaths we would normally expect in the first 28 days of March – roughly 46,000.

(340 deaths from Corona vs 46,000 deaths from everything else during the same time period.
Sit back and laugh at the idiots who were saying that we were running out of room for the dead people.
What a complete joke.)

*Prof. Neil Ferguson of Imperial College London, respected UK scientist close to the topic has said only 1/3rd of deaths are actually due to Corona and not some other condition

**Sir Patrick Vallance, the government’s chief scientific adviser has suggested that the real figure for the number of cases could be 10 to 20 times higher than the official figure

Now post ths US and other places that haven't hit the plateu yet

Sorry Norwaybro, just hope and pray that you recover as soon as possible and not end up like this Pakistani dude:
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maybe you should start staying awake she sleeps and listen in, with a baby monitor if you must, to make sure she is breathing.
I would because that is terrifying what you just said

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They emulate things that work. If suppression didn't work for East Asian countries then the rest of the world would unironically go along with the herd meme because that's what Western experts were saying the best plan is.

It will be 20 years before a new hospital is built here. And it will be poor quality with cheap equipment. The government moves at a snail's pace

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Yeah I'm thinking Boomer Bill is BASED

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GO CORONA CHAN GO

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If you hate globalists praise be most high to our goddess and savior.

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yus

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Today's stats aren't updated yet, it's 11 932 compared to 19 452
>inb4 muh second wave

She'll pass car crash chan monday easy

"Just a flu" Orangeman said.

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (0.00%) China (0.00%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (0.00%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (0.00%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-7%) Tokyo (-3%) Beijing (-2%) Wuhan (0%) New Delhi (-7%) Dubai (-13%) Moscow (-20%) Rome (-21%) Milan (-8%) Berlin (-5%) Munich (-6%) Brussels (-9%) Paris (-15%) Madrid (-9%) Barcelona (-17%) London (-18%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-15%) Buenos Aires (-19%) New York (-37%) Washington (-19%) Miami (-15%) Toronto (-24%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-12%) Mexico City (-23%) Los Angeles (-25%) Seattle (-16%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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No, you can't just find land in sufficient quantity to have a natural garden. But if you have several grand you can setup a small greenhouse with aquaculture to provide leafy greens, fruits, & taters. Throw in some hens & rabbits for protein and you can be self-sufficient medium term, but you would probably want a few pigs as well. But if shit gets that bad you won't be riding things out, but rebuilding society in which case you will have to cooperate with other people.

Better plan is camping supplies, canned food and learning how to fish and harvest small game. That way you can stay more mobile.

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How long until he snaps and kills him?

>500,000! DEAD!!
>OK, 200,000!
>Not falling for it, huh. 5,700? And 2/3 who were gonna die this year anyway??

How many magic numbers will you sell your countries out for, anons?

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Imagine trusting chinese numbers hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

...

I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

MOAR

day isn't over yet and deads have already gained

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I don't live with my mom, I live by myself. I only know because I speak with my mom on the phone every day.

What were the pasta numbers?

>wanting dick
gay as fuck

why 4 stars?

We can assume China's leaders at least aren't as braindead as their shills and will have an ace in the hole. Question is what. I doubt Russia
wants to stand with them after this and if they do, Putin is nuts.

Don't doubt the power of cheap labor and production

I wouldn't be surprised if by the end of this all that happens with China is

>"Ok, Xi, what do you have to say for all of this?"
>"WE SORRY"
>Very good!

besides, starting a war with the chinese for the sake of revenge costs a lot of money and gets you nothing, it's not going to happen even as much as i want to see those lying gooks nuked

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>countries' new cases plateau after weeks of shutdown
Shocking. UK's cases will probs keep rising for a while tho.

Chad is kill now, user.

Could you post proof of your diagnosis?

For your sake, I hope that you are just baiting.

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THEY'RE BOTH KIKES BILL GET'EM

Corona bros what does it feel like?

>retard brigade

KEK'd

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kek

Does she live with anyone else or is she alone? Either way I hope it works out user

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they're not testing as much retard testing is the first phase

Zero. Even if it had a 100% fatality rate I would still risk getting infected.

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>Cousin lives in Nassau
Fuck! He's the one cool cousin I have.

Yup now everyone get out there! Everythings going to be a-ok, meet new people, shake their hands and don't shy away from crowded areas. Be sure to travel, even if you feel sick, show this pandemic whos the boss

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The stats for today will end in 3 hours GMT+0, doubt it will make any significance

lol very few leftypol people are pro china
>hurr they're not real socialist like muh catalonia or whatever that ukranian bandit's name was

That would be a nice cozy picture, car crash chan drunk at the wheel of a convertible while Coronachan and Beetuschan & Alzheimerchan dance.

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Greetings from Augsburg, Germany.
Here are my city's freshest stats.
Rendered just for you, Yas Forums.

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Have we stated the fire?

nypost.com/2020/03/29/german-state-financial-minister-kills-himself-over-coronavirus-despair/?utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow

Fucking update your numbers already Missouri, I want to know if my county has it yet

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These claims are provably false based on excess death stats from towns in North Italy. They have between 6-10x as many deaths in march as they average over the past 5 years.

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Money is god, and right now China has a lot of money.

>The friend I had a suspicion of being an alcoholic confided to me today
>It was a lot worse than what I feared
>He literally drinks vodka everyday on his own
>Takes cocaine too
>Says he’s scared of himself

What the fuck is wrong with normies lads
Maybe staying home and playing vidya with friends isn’t so degenerate after all

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Italy and Spain is past the peak?

>Went outside for the first time in 2 weeks yesterday and bought some bagels
>Have a runny nose, headache, and cold sweats today

Fuck

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die for the dow arrow goy!

>mfw they're showing the videos from when chinks were getting welded in on tv right now.

i wonder if this will wake up the normies even a bit and make them more critical of the cucks in the government. they're pulling a china, suppressing information, threatening doctors into not releasing the true numbers and not testing almost anyone.

Nah they won't, they'll mindfuck themselves for however many weeks it takes until we're over the hump and shit dies down, then they'll act like they called it all along.

A good tweet by him at last, nice

what is this pattern called?

Why are chinks denying it came from China now? I thought they were blaming the italians now.

News from CCP slave country / china
Anything legitimate that isnt a graph or state media?

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I'm not joking unfortunately, it feels as a weird flu with some very specific weird symptoms.

it feels as if there's a constant waterfall of snot/mucus down my throat, and it feels as if there's some sort of bubbling/foaming in the back of my throat, near my uvula. I'm assuming that's how people get pneumonia, shitton of liquid going down the throat and into the lungs for people who can't handle the amount of liquid pouring down the throat.

I keep swallowing all the time, there's too much shit.

Lmao
Imagine being this stupid

>The frustrating thing about all of this is it really just feels like it’s too little, too late. Like we knew — we knew it was coming.
>Today is kind of getting worse and worse. We had to get a refrigerated truck to store the bodies of patients who are dying. We are, right now, scrambling to try to get a few additional ventilators or even CPAP machines. If we could get CPAP machines, we could free up ventilators for patients who need them. You know, we now have these five vents. We probably — unless people die, I suspect we’ll be back to needing to beg for ventilators again in another day or two.
>There’s a mythical 100 vents out there which we haven’t seen. Leaders in various offices, from the president to the head of Health and Hospitals, saying things like, ‘We’re going to be fine. Everything’s fine.’ And from our perspective, everything is not fine. I don’t have the support that I need, and even just the materials that I need, physically, to take care of my patients.

nytimes.com/video/nyregion/100000007052136/coronavirus-elmhurst-hospital-queens.html

Death

nigger they don't even have fruit bats in hubei. it's one thing to spread glowie propaganda but it's retarded to believe it

Try a redbull and asprin it will fix you or fuck you

Ur mum gay and you just gave your family Corona. Way to go dipshit.

Holy C?
Temple OS?
Terry, is that you?

We already have a car crash chan

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The fire rises

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Country music legend Joe Diffie died today due to “complications of coronavirus,” publicist says. He was 61-years-old. - WKRN youtube.com/watch?v=vMiEFyTuuh8

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launching pad

The TempleOS window makes this image extra holy

No. The curve constantly fluctuates in the real world

it's called "we're fucked"

Lockdown until June
just kill me now

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RIP, user. I hope the bagels were worth it.

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Cope, lots of major countries are past the peak

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Can't you call emergency services on her?

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The fuck are you doing, can't you both get treatment?

I don't know but it reminds me of this song
youtube.com/watch?v=KTf5j9LDObk

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these threads and Yas Forums in general taught me that everyone is an epidemiologist and virologist and that pandemics and epidemics just only matter in the first few months, and people dont realize that these things last for yrs and take years to get the real data

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youtu.be/EvgmyziTvsY

here

Not attack, just nuke them :)

good luck user! I hope you make it

Review bombing by the CCP.

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Is this guy legitimately retarded?

Well, shit.

Still, could you post a pic of your diagnosis? Would be nice to have some certified Coronanons instead of faggot baiters for once

"To the Moon!"

THE CHINKS ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS

Great, it'll be finished in 25 years - but it'll be revolutionary

F

you hueniggers should attack your own retard president first, he's the one fucking you all over rn

Why is this nothingburger so huge???

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I love you Corona-Chan

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Hey now, a good chunk of us will have nice new jobs making drones to do that.

Joe Diffie has succumbed to Corona-Chan.

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Never reply to me again, I just supported your claim. Get out there, tiger

Don't know who this was, but a burger celeb?
>Country music singer Joe Diffie has died of complications caused by coronavirus - WKRN

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youtube.com/watch?v=cODyeNipjzg&t=833s

Elaborate?

nothingburger

Clinical studies show Trump cocktail kills the virus.

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Grats on ur mum being gay now and you just killed your family with Corona.

see

give me a min I'll repost this on /gif/ (if there is any thread on the subject)

ANY leaks from china?

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based shqipe

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Why does Texas have 9 million more people than New York state but only 3% the number of cases and deaths? cnn.com/interactive/2020/health/coronavirus-us-maps-and-cases/

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Excuse me, but is the /cvg/ restaurant open sir?

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> car crashes kill only 1/3 of the victims, the other 2/3 die from other conditions internal bleeding and organ failure
> if I randomly divide by 45, the percentage of deaths is much lower goys, nothing to worry about

Riots but that's all.

yes, many

see twitter.com/TruthAbtChina/status/1243473247536058368 for funny videos

The world is too cucked to do anything about it
The Chinese know they can get away with it

i don't root for them, i've hated them since i saw what they did with Diablo but nuking them is just not going to happen

they are probably going to offer cheaper labor and production costs or some shit to get away with it, if they haven't already

For the past 3 days I've had a temperature between 99 and 99.7. It's technically "high normal" and not quiiiiiite into fever territory. I've also been coughing since around new years because of a bad flu that then seamlessly merged with allergies.

I've self quarantined in my room just in case because mom and dad are boomers and dad's immunocompromised.

I'm sure it's nothing. R-right?

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In vitro. My cum also kills the virus in vitro

>now that coronavirus is mainstream, Yas Forums thinks it's a hoax

Edgy contrarians forever til the end.

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>a runny nose
Corona is dry, go back to work, Bill.

>pre-clinical studies

>consume within 9000 days

>FORD, GET GOING ON VENTILATORS, FAST!!!!!!!
Love how you can just feel the despair

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Tonight special opening Sir.

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>fire
>satan get
Check. Fire rises

>german state finance minjster commits suicide
lmao really? germans can you elaborate? who was this guy?

>we
Don't lump us in with disinfo kikes

OH NO NO NO NO

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Because happeningfags are constantly trying to make this a huge thing and cause lots of problems when in reality it's literally just a flu

>water flavour
>consume within 9000 days

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My mom enjoyed his music I guess, he was popular in the 1990s

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