/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2701

It's a hoax you retards

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So when is orange daddy going to start having the military bring us food?

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Trump virus

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>711k

SOMEONE UPDATE HER GAZONGAS ALREADY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

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Digits confirm he's getting infected

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BASED

WE ARE FAMOUS IN JAPAN
TOP KEK

youtube.com/watch?v=QG_lTvVid9g

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like magic

twitter.com/vog202064/status/1223517632613109760

>The Communist Party China has instructed its domestic exporters to tell the following foreign countries so that their export business is not adversely affected by the spread of the new type of pneumonia.

>Exporters: If you are a foreign customer about the situation of new type pneumonia in China, be sure to answer carefully. If WHO declares an emergency in China, it will severely damage Chinese exports.

>Includes all Business and Customer products. All of our customers are requesting refunds for their products. Then unify the following:

>The main epidemic situation is only in Wuhan, which is under control.The government is actively taking many measures to deal with it.Other cities have little impact.I believe it will be restored soon.

>(Translation: The source of the infection is now limited to Wuhan and has been prevented from spreading. The government is also responding in various ways. Other cities are not affected so much.) If you pass on passive information to your customers, it will also affect your product purchase projects. And maintaining the Chinese export business depends on your response.

Anyone have todays Italy numbers?

If you hate chinks and traffic, give her your praise!

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mutt flu

NOT THE POOPY POOPY NOT THE BRAPERINOS NOT THE POOO NOOOOOOOOOO

xth for the following:

>nuke China
>If you post Bill Mitchell shit your mum gay and your family gets the corona and dies.

Who is this botox Baldwin?

...

What’s his address? I’ll send him quite the diarrhea check

Hapas are inferior to whites

I love this anime

GRAHHHHH I TOLD YOU ITS A NOTHING BURGER I SWEAR I SWEAAAAR

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GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT HOW BAD IS IT?

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Evangelion is a dogshit anime change my mind

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, CORONA-DENIALISTS!

This woman could have lived another 50, 70 years! But thanks to your denial and your reckless ways, she is dead! Maybe you are the one who didn't quarantine and gave her the Coronavirus!

This is a tragedy!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SHE WAS ONLY 108!

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+5,217 +756

Corona-chan a cute

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756+ deaths
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Oh Gary, where art thou?

The struggle

Go get you some cheap easy to make UVC light user. !

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youtube.com/watch?v=pFrMLRQIT_k

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せやな

Shit will hit the fan on April 1

kys nigger
friendly reminder that your shtick is old and gay
china numba fo'

How do I consolidate my thoughts that the virus should be taken very seriously but also government is untrustworthy and trying to take away our freedoms?

Shitaly getting fucking oblitered by Corona Chan

AHAHAHAH
Vincenzo "flamethrower" De Luca

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 135,874 (2,389) Italy 97,689 (10,779) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 78,799 (6,606) Germany 60,659 (482) France 40,174 (2,606) Iran 38,309 (2,640) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 14,829 (300) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,583 (152) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 8,711 (86) Canada 6,258 (63) Portugal 5,962 (119) Norway 4,262 (25) Israel 4,247 (15) Brazil 4,065 (118) Australia 3,980 (16) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,743 (16) Ireland 2,615 (46) Malaysia 2,470 (35) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 2,139 (7) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,890 (57) Japan 1,866 (54) Poland 1,862 (22) Romania 1,760 (43) Pakistan 1,571 (14) Russia 1,534 (8) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) Indonesia 1,285 (114) Finland 1,240 (11) South Africa 1,187 (1) Greece 1,156 (38) India 1,024 (27) Iceland 1,020 (2) Panama 901 (17) Dominican Republic 859 (39) Peru 852 (18)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +12,296 (+169) Italy +5,217 (+756) China +45 (+5) Spain +5,564 (+624) Germany +2,964 (+49) France +2,599 (+292) Iran +2,901 (+123) United Kingdom +2,433 (+209) Switzerland +753 (+36) Netherlands +1,104 (+132) Belgium +1,702 (+78) South Korea +105 (+8) Turkey +1,815 (+23) Austria +440 (+18) Canada +603 (+3) Portugal +792 (+19) Norway +247 (+2) Israel +628 (+3) Brazil +161 (+4) Australia +345 (+2) Sweden +253 (+5) Czech Republic +112 (+5) Ireland +200 (+10) Malaysia +150 (+8) Denmark +194 (+7) Chile +230 (+1) Luxembourg +119 (+3) Ecuador +67 (+9) Japan +173 (+2) Poland +224 (+4) Romania +308 (+6) Pakistan +76 (+2) Russia +270 (+4) Philippines +343 (+3) Thailand +143 (+1) Saudi Arabia +96 (+4) Indonesia +130 (+12) Finland +73 (+2) Greece +95 (+6) India +37 (+3) Dominican Republic +140 (+11) Peru +181 (+2) Mexico +131 (+4) Singapore +42 (+1) Serbia +82 (+3)…

>FULL LISTS
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Won't even try. You're right.

CV is a good reason to let the queer communists abolish your family.

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it's a bioweapon, a mutt bioweapon

developed in the US, it broke out and caused the sudden cases of "vaping disease". it was then brought to Wuhan by US military suicide carriers, who attended the military games in october 2019. then in November chinese doctors start noticing strange new pneumonia cases...

the mutt cries out "chinese virus" is he infects you

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At 1M faget

with a healthy stock of guns and ammo

Welp it's califagnia time, the shittiest time of day for posts. Abandoning

I think we've learned a valuable lesson in all this, and that is Italians are officially white. Nobody cares about diarrhea because it only kills Africans, and the West wasn't concerned about Coronachan until white people started dying. And the biggest tragedy discussed for the past week or so is Italy. So therefore Italians are white. QED

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kek

g1.globo.com/sp/sao-paulo/noticia/2020/03/28/jovem-de-26-anos-morre-com-coronavirus-em-sp-diz-hospital.ghtml

>26
>no underlying conditions
>not a fag

I wasnt close to him but just knowing that someone I studied with during my uni year died due to corona is a weird feel

YEAH. THOSE DEAD PEOPLE ARE FAKING IT BECAUSE THE NWO BOUGHT THEM OUT.

Grats on your mum being gay and killing your family with the rona.

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Canada has now tested 205,000 people for Covid virus. About three per cent of them resulted in positive diagnoses for coronavirus.

That 3% number can be extrapolated to US if more testing had been done. The calculation means 330 million people x 3% = 9.9 million people infected.

WHY DOES JAPANESE TV FORMAT LOOKS LIKE A SEGA CD INTERACTIVE GAME INTERFACE?

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>vog202064
yeah that seems good lets get all our information from a guy with that username

New Jersey is really off to the races now, so glad the NE is getting biobombed by corona-chan.
Other states and major cities are on their way 1-2 weeks behind schedule.

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Do you honestly not know where to find them yourself in 5 seconds. What have you been doing for the last two months. Fucking amateurs in these threads

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>Ching chong chang ching chong
Not an argument CCP kike

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based poo merchant

another stupid thread

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Are you fucking retarded?

By that point I am sure her gazongas will gain consciousness of their own, and become separate beings.

>He doesn't know about the cure for aging in 2022
She almost made it...

Any /k/ fag knows if filters that have been opened once can be closed? Will they keep working after, or is that a fallacy?

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Based if true

lol what's with these creeps' obsession with "abolishing the family" all the time? sorry you had a fucking horrible childhood you mutant, that doesn't change the fact that the family structure has existed throughout the entire history of the human race.

When will USA re-open the country and make sure that the economy doesn't crash with no survivors?

WHEN?

Go Dawgs Give Em Hell

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (0.00%) China (0.00%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (0.00%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (0.00%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-7%) Tokyo (-3%) Beijing (-2%) Wuhan (0%) New Delhi (-53%) Dubai (-13%) Moscow (-39%) Rome (-18%) Milan (-7%) Berlin (-7%) Munich (-6%) Brussels (-9%) Paris (-26%) Madrid (-3%) Barcelona (-17%) London (-24%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-15%) Buenos Aires (-13%) New York (-35%) Washington (-20%) Miami (-15%) Toronto (-24%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-13%) Mexico City (-18%) Los Angeles (-21%) Seattle (-13%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>abolish the family

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The one mayor yelling at the guy on the beach to go home is especially popular w/ nips.

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>vaping disease
oh fuck off with this retarded line chang
not even the first time this has been shilled
those vaping pneumonia deaths were specifically caused by bootleg vape carts that contained vitamin e (tocopherols) as a thickener, which the retard manufacturers did not realize was toxic to lungs when inhaled

never

>counts women and slaves as two separate objects
what kind of shit raider is this user

you are already infected, little faggot

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too soon most likely

Just posting reverse Bill Mitchell maths. Relax and vote for Merkel again she's importing 3rd worlders are I type this.

It would've gone exponential in the US first then. I'm not sure if you noticed but the entire world saw what actually happened. It's a little late for playing the blame game.

The chemical/gas filtration will get damaged by oxygen, but the particle (read aerosol/droplet) filtration will be fine. Reusable a lot, even.

She needs to be raped to death by one of those niggers she loves so much. No one's touching my family. Fucking miserable barren spinster.

>are I type this
yes i am retarded

get back in the truck

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Comfy, almost all countries are between 2 to 3 days...even if it slows down doubling every week things can simply not be sustainable

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There's literally 0 third world immigration to the EU right now.

based

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