/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2700

his name was gary

The CCP virus is

MONEY OVER EVERYTHING

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=Pm2mQJy_4Tg

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Coronavirus timeline:
- January 19: 100 cases
- January 24: 1,000 cases
- February 12: 50,000 cases
- March 6: 100,000 cases
- March 18: 200,000 cases
- March 21: 300,000 cases
- March 24: 400,000 cases
- March 26: 500,000 cases
- March 28: 600,000 cases
- March 29: 700,000 cases
- April 30: ??????

What are you rocking lads?

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>tfw we are already in WW3 and corona-chan was the first punch

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God I wish that was me

Fuck China. Fuck Chinese controlled WHO.

Chinese Company that Makes Forehead Thermometers ‘Jokes’ About Making Faulty Product for Sale in US in Order to Spread Disease
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China-Backed Firm Shipped Out Australia’s Medical Supplies in Bulk Amid CCP Virus Outbreak: Report
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NBC praised China for its medical supplies. Turns out, Chinese COVID-19 tests don't work, masks are defective.
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Without Chinese coverup the number of coronavirus cases could have been reduced by 95% and its geographic spread limited.
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Coronavirus may have originated in lab linked to China's biowarfare program
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FLASHBACK Jan. 14: WHO Tells Everyone Don’t Worry Because China Says Coronavirus Isn’t Contagious
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Canadian WHO official appears to dodge reporter’s questions about Taiwan in viral video
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The coronavirus crisis is raising questions over China's relationship with the World Health Organization
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>one of every ten japanese idols is going to get the kung flu

B-BROS!?

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>sister fucker
>Reaction image
>user below is x
>Chang posting
>Toilet paper meme

Hey niggers, any update on the virus?

Godspeed corona chan!

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NEW MEXICO OUTBREAK MAP

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OH MY GOOOOD IT'S HAPPENIIIIIIIING AAAAAA!!!
>0.01% death rate in germany
>10% in the USA
>American healthcare

LMAOOO

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yup china and WHO massively losing face and credibility the last 2 days. even normies see it now.

youtube.com/watch?v=g79wV5JVrnc

Say it with me

AI

LIKE

HAMBAGA

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>mfw

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mhmmmm, tell us again why this time is different and not like all the other "IT'S TOTALLY OVER GOYS" before

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Barely 800k by the end of that day

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Don't old masks have asbesthos

BASED
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Linear best fit.

>"yes hello, 2 beef please"

>dad is coofing

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Would you guys suck on a Trap pee pee?

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Numbers Boris dies

Oh man such exponential growth

Can't spell asbestos without best

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 135,627 (2,384) Italy 97,689 (10,779) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 78,799 (6,606) Germany 60,659 (482) France 40,174 (2,606) Iran 38,309 (2,640) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 14,829 (300) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,583 (152) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 8,711 (86) Canada 6,243 (63) Portugal 5,962 (119) Norway 4,247 (25) Brazil 4,065 (118) Australia 3,980 (16) Israel 3,865 (15) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,743 (16) Ireland 2,615 (46) Malaysia 2,470 (35) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 2,139 (7) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,890 (57) Japan 1,866 (54) Poland 1,771 (20) Romania 1,760 (42) Russia 1,534 (8) Pakistan 1,526 (14) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) Indonesia 1,285 (114) Finland 1,240 (11) South Africa 1,187 (1) Greece 1,156 (38) India 1,024 (27) Iceland 1,020 (2) Panama 901 (17) Dominican Republic 859 (39) Peru 852 (18)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +12,049 (+164) Italy +5,217 (+756) China +45 (+5) Spain +5,564 (+624) Germany +2,964 (+49) France +2,599 (+292) Iran +2,901 (+123) United Kingdom +2,433 (+209) Switzerland +753 (+36) Netherlands +1,104 (+132) Belgium +1,702 (+78) South Korea +105 (+8) Turkey +1,815 (+23) Austria +440 (+18) Canada +588 (+3) Portugal +792 (+19) Norway +232 (+2) Brazil +161 (+4) Australia +345 (+2) Israel +246 (+3) Sweden +253 (+5) Czech Republic +112 (+5) Ireland +200 (+10) Malaysia +150 (+8) Denmark +194 (+7) Chile +230 (+1) Luxembourg +119 (+3) Ecuador +67 (+9) Japan +173 (+2) Poland +133 (+2) Romania +308 (+5) Russia +270 (+4) Pakistan +31 (+2) Philippines +343 (+3) Thailand +143 (+1) Saudi Arabia +96 (+4) Indonesia +130 (+12) Finland +73 (+2) Greece +95 (+6) India +37 (+3) Dominican Republic +140 (+11) Peru +181 (+2) Mexico +131 (+4) Singapore +42 (+1) Serbia +82 (+3)…

>FULL LISTS
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I want a pint with lads so fucking bad
No sports. No pints. No point in living. This is torture.

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>lift quarantine
>infection rate skyrockets again
>reenable quarantine but for longer this time
>buisnesses that were alredy on the brink of collapse are turbo-dead now
Yeah, there will be no jobs left to go back to when it's over

how about the numbers for atypical pneumonia

kek

Trap sucked my willy

>it’s happening
>trust me it’s real this time
Almost everybody still goes to work. In non-3 world nations death rate, is bellow 1 percent. This is basically a nothing burger.

Who else is comfy waiting for the end?

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Wuhan Health Organization

NEW NEW MEXICO OUTBREAK MAP

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Normie.

girls > twinks > traps > trannies

>Drought in Rio Grande do Sul, hurting agriculture

g1.globo.com/rs/rio-grande-do-sul/noticia/2020/03/28/estiagem-provoca-perdas-na-agricultura-e-racionamento-de-agua-em-diversas-cidades-do-rs.ghtml

>Hundreds of billions of locusts swarm in East Africa

bbc.com/news/in-pictures-5161818

Jelly

Got a BW M65 myself

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Low in New Mexico.

lol now compare to flu. its a nothingburger

Who is he? Asking for a friend.

(And definitely not but I would let them blow me)

750k coronachan picture tomorrow?

>few days of sun and warmth - feel I can last it out
>now it's fucking freezing damp and gloomy - dying here
fuck this country it wants us dead

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more

Pestilence when?

I don't work bitch

Will vegas put odds on which nation will be the first to retaliate against china?

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Not waiting, but hoping it is.

>China sent the Netherlands 1.3 million N95-type face masks. All of them are recalled, Dutch health ministry announced, citing poor quality in design and filter functionality. Doctors and nurses who treat critically ill #Covid19 patients almost used them
wait, WHAT?

CHINA BAD!!!

Why? They are helping us. They are doing more than the EU.

locust link dead.
fuck they'll eat anything.

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/coronavirus-video-trump-pandemic-team-cut-2018-a9405191.html?Repost

Video emerges showing Trump talking about cutting pandemic team in 2018, despite saying last week 'I didn't know about it'

RIP in Peace

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (0%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (0%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (0.00%) China (0.00%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (0.00%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (0.00%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-6%) Tokyo (-4%) Beijing (-2%) Wuhan (0%) New Delhi (-53%) Dubai (-24%) Moscow (-39%) Rome (-24%) Milan (-16%) Berlin (-12%) Munich (-9%) Brussels (-9%) Paris (-26%) Madrid (-3%) Barcelona (-17%) London (-23%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-15%) Buenos Aires (-2%) New York (-35%) Washington (-20%) Miami (-15%) Toronto (-24%) Chicago (-23%) Houston (-14%) Mexico City (-20%) Los Angeles (-21%) Seattle (-13%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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how is taiwan not fucked? what is their secret?

Ok hedonist retard

>They are helping us.
>when every single time they donated equipment, it either breaks instantly or ineffective at all

New filters for old masks. Adapters available.

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>Trap sucked my willy
How was it?
How did he look like?>girls > twinks > traps > trannies
Wrong it's
>femboys>traps>twinks>girls>trannies

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Lets share resources

and beds

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You can't just put a yellow line on your flag and think no one will notice

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hang him

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Back to work, do-nothing Democrat.

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what do you mean when

you are literally posting in /cvg/

location?

really doesnt matter, the cdc and nih are full of feminist faggots and a funny title and a few million dollars of bureaucratic bloat wouldnt have done anything at all to stop this

THE VIRUS IS BAD BUT YOU KNOW WHATS WORSE? MUH RACIZUM

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it's not that bad if you still get two whole chickens per person

China bad for spreading it and saving face it's like a man stabbing you and then taking you to the hospital i agree that EU is worth fuck all

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Florida puts up checkpoints at the borders. All drivers from NY, NJ, LA must enter mandatory 14 day quarantine.

twitter.com/MyFDOT/status/1244073198808903680

>Why?
Because their refusal to admit it existed and to act appropriately lead to this mess.

Also, they are fucking you up with broken equipment.

> just 1% of earth dies.
I’m hoping for more user.

nah

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>Who is he? Asking for a friend.
>(And definitely not but I would let them blow me)
>more
Forgot his name, but he is one of the number one Traps now in the Pro Porn industry.
Oh and HE IS A TOP, WITH A GIANT DICK!!

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You're all retarded, look how it's flattening, it's going to be a completely straight line tomorrow, what do you call that huh you fucking trump haters? THAT'S CALLED FLATTENING THE CURVE, NO CURVE ANYMORE. It's time to buy the dip and stop posting, did you know diarrhea kills 1.8 million a YEAR? yeah think about that

US Futures arent open for 6 more hours retard

You mean sending shitty dysfunctional masks that provide nothing but false sense of security?
Look up netherlands chineese masks

Spain is 5G colony now

>Lets share resources

ok

5 cars and 100kL of gas for 10kg of rice

The wait was long but with 100k new cases in less than 48 hours now the denial and coping has only increased.
April is kill...

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They're trying to spread it. China and its pet WHO are evil.

6 months AmeriBros

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>China is helping
>By sending fake test and fake masks

Sure they are.
Like recently which your commie government bought test kits from an unlicensed Chinese company, which the kits don't work, chinks told you that' it's your fault and then later your government later ordered more FROM THE SAME COMPANY

> spreads virus and doesn't tell the world
> hides the real numbers and downplays its severity
> buys masks and disinfectants from all countries, causing shortages
> sells broken test kits and broken thermometers back to sick countries
fuck China and fuck Xi Jinplague

They distrust chinks

tfw hand corn

I feel you man

yesterday I got drunk videochatting with a mate, it's just not the same

Muh Rac- i mean Statism.
wait...

Are all Americans this stupid?

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Best and most relaxing blow you can ask for.
Guys know how to work dicks better than girls.
>femboys>traps>twinks>girls>trannies
Absolutely based taste

That retard really tweeted this?

lemme know her name

here you go, compared to flu and many other diseases

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>Hid vital information and their real number of cases and put whistleblowers and journalists in jail / made them disappear
>Sells fake shit and keeps the working medical equipment for themselves
>Demands an apology from other nations despite being the one that started everything

I'm hoping 20% die of the virus, but 90% of Africa starves.

NY should have been nuked years ago

>nah
>Posts Tumblr Traps

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i wish.

That's because our goverment is full of brainlets, not becauseof the chinese scammers.

>her

>Battelle develops method of decontaminating PPE
>FDA only lets them use it at 7% capacity
>doesn't let them send machines to New York or Washington
Why are feds so retarded

my sister tested positive today.
She'll be fine. I spent the entire day with her, lol.

SPREADING THE DISEASE!

log scale you absolute burgers

Was the only one available that didn't seem like a scam. R8

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the map is new, or the outbreak? or both? the new, new new mexico outbreak map?

>t-they're helping
If I set your house on fire (accidentally) and gave you a bucket of water, that wouldn't make me the good guy.

Let's share cummies

A significant percentage, yes.

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*Italy: Young nurse commits suicide out of fear she would infect others with COVID-19

twitter.com/V_of_Europe/status/1244334784157036547

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>why are people not going into hospitals now?
>what is exponential growth?
Are you a boomer?

obamawhitehouse.archives.gov/ebola-response

Tweeted and deleted!

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absolutely pozzed sandnigger detected
you're the same jew fag frome arlier threads, with the yellow fever, aren't you?

>They are helping us.
If propagating a pandemic is helping then you're right.

>CHINA BAD!!!
>Why
Because mutts and eurocrats need to save face for their own bungling. It's advanced cope

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Wasn’t it 18 months last week?

When did you realise we are in the Escape from New York timeline?

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>marketing post-corona world
>big fucking letters
>NOT MADE in CHINA
>ask for x20 the price
>sell instantly anything

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I think they also set up something on I-10 to keep the degenerates from Nawlins out.

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Smfh

>WHEN WILL THERE BE RIOTS IN THE STREETS?
>MASS PANIC IN THE STORES?
> LOOTERS EVERYWHERE
>CARS BURNING IN THE STREETS
>LOCKDOWN EVERYWHERE

>nothingburger

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thx
>be starving
>god gives you free food
>spray it with poison
>starve

>I spent all day with her
you are probably going to die user, viral loading determines clinical outcome

I KNOW. You absolute moron...

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Don't have yellow fever yet.
And I wish I was a jew so I can make people mad just by existing.

por qué las españolas son tetonas?
porque los imbéciles en lugar de chupar soplan

>why all spanishmen are total brailets?

can't be racist if you're dead

i bet she was cute too.
rip

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Go to some leftist gatherings/orgs and coof

Satire?

This HAS to be fake.

>Best and most relaxing blow you can ask for.
>Guys know how to work dicks better than girls.
N i c e, how did he look like and where did you meet?
>femboys>traps>twinks>girls>trannies
Absolutely based taste
Thank you fellow connoisseur

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Reminder that half of Fauci's estimated total burger deaths will be New Yorkers. RIP in Pus rattos

TRAVEL TO ISRAEL

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muslim detected

ebolachan is a total joke compared to coronachan, dont even pretend to try and compare

It's both. CCP gave the Spanish government a list from where they can buy and the government naively trusted them.
The only thing that is missing is a formal apology from the Spanish government to the CCP.

Don't worry, they'll get nuked in the aftermath of all this :)

why does chicom operate in Belgium

You know what to do Hans

Why not to rest of them also

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>Hey niggers, any update on the virus?
She killed somebody somewhere.
Thosand times.

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F

I HAVE NOT SEEN ONE SINGLE VIRUS NOT ONE. HOW DO I KNOW IT IS REAL?

I BEEN LOOKING AROUND FOR A ROUND BALL WITH SPIKES ALL OVER AND SEE NOTHING BUT IT IS SUPPOSE TO BE HERE

IN FACT, I NEVER SEEN A VIRUS IN MY LIFE.

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Ayy that looks like a Czech CM-4, nice one user

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In this case the bucket is fillled with gasoline, not water.
Imagine doctors using fake masks and going out of line, no doctors to treat anyone. Act of war.

He already lost it, but somehow he seems more lost than before

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Alright which of you did this

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A 102-year-old Italian woman made a miraculous recovery from the coronavirus after a 20-day hospital stint in the northern city of Genoa,

Doctors were so impressed with Grondona’s recovery from the virus,

“We nicknamed her ‘Highlander’ — the immortal,”

nypost.com/2020/03/29/102-year-old-woman-from-italy-recovers-from-coronavirus/

#nukethegook

youtube.com/watch?v=zTxBc_-XxmI