Brit/pol/: six months *Edition

>Six months before UK 'returns to normal' - deputy chief medical officer
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52084517

>The prime minister has warned that the coronavirus crisis will get worse before it gets better, in a letter being sent to every UK household. Boris Johnson, who is self-isolating after testing positive for Covid-19, says stricter restrictions could be put in place if necessary. Britons will also get a leaflet detailing government rules on leaving the house and health information. It follows criticism over the clarity of government advice to date. The number of people who have died with coronavirus in the UK has now reached 1,019, with a further 260 deaths announced on Saturday. There are now 17,089 confirmed cases in the UK.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-52079922

>Strict measures could last 'significant period'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52082781

>More than 900 deaths in a day in Italy
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52067673

>Sweden's retarded response to coronavirus
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52076293

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First for are Mozza
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>Fury as bins overflow with OUT-OF-DATE food after being bought in coronavirus frenzy with droves of shoppers forming outside supermarkets
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8163125/Fury-bins-overflowing-DATE-food-bought-coronavirus-frenzy.html

>Chancellor 'Dishy' Rishi Sunak is the voters choice to stand in for Boris Johnson if the Prime Minister becomes too ill from coronavirus
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8163769/Chancellor-Rishi-Dishy-Sunak-voters-choice-stand-Boris-Johnson.html

>Downing Street says China faces a 'reckoning' over their handling of coronavirus and risks becoming a 'pariah state
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8163767/Downing-Street-says-China-faces-reckoning-coronavirus.html

Weve had this one.

.
another just for you lad
youtube.com/watch?v=8UJKpKJaz68

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Wank, wank for RNHS

Im clapping you.

Fucking bored already. Everyone's already stopped talking to me. Its only the weekend.

It will all be over for Christmas!

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Lads whats the best way to have a "reckoning" with china after this is all over?

I've heard that we're not getting BorisBux but maybe getting a Greggs Relief box instead containing 4 Sausage Rolls, 4 Steak bakes, 4 Chicken Slices and 4 Vegan Sausage Rolls for the nonces.

“Professional” football has done unspeakable harm to the sport.

Send PETA.

Opium. Lots and lots of opium.

same

send them all back

youtube.com/watch?v=qWzIh1OOa8Y&feature=youtu.be

Lads, is this fella schizo or on to something?

Covid-19 bombs on all their cities

>Greggs relief box
And thus the raids begun

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Do some exercise

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First for deano mosques.

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can we keep the cute grill's?

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he's a fucking retard m8. goes around i the middle of winter saying the trees are all dead because they've got no leaves

Fuck sake. Are they gonna turn us into a commie shithole every time there's a flu outbreak now?

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Thread splitting cunt

>Do some exercise

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Pretty much all I've done mate. It's my social bar that's getting dangerously low again.

What kind of people
Pray in these masjids?
Salafis or Sufis?
Shia imams or proper muftis?

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True thread here

>Bongs are so cucked by the nanny state that they need to be told to not enter horse fields.
>they even microchip their horses

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he's a weapon

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yes.

This was posted first

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Based and brotherpilled.

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Im not fat
Just stop talking to everyone and after quarantine come out shredded and pale like god intended

simple as

Niggers

>posted early before thread expired
Cunt move. Not true thread just a cunt,

What happened to your herd immunity strategy?

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>Posting a new thread 30 posts before bump limit
Lmao sad desperate cunt.

be deano, buy new build house for a cheek 300k, know it will go up in price, 7 months later they build a mosque next to your house, what do.

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What a boring thread

we're all in here btw

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What type of reckoning are you after?

I actually developed a social life again for a bit. It was nice. Now this chunk flu has gone and fucked it.

True Brit/pol/ thread here

thats actually a canadian in that pic, fyi

Open up our markets and borders even more but grow the surveillance state to compensate.

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We decided just to catapult our infected at you instead.

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Killing the false thread with a furry dump.
Real thread here

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thanks for posting this a second time

Join the ummah and embrace the future WAHEEEEEEY give racism the red card, proper not on lad.

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Thanks lad can't be doing with this seethenone

cope

>i know its masqurading as a light
>but it is a WEAPON
holy kek what a fucking retard

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fraid not

/cvg/ predicted this

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If the gym isn’t open in two weeks I’m gonna be seething

Post bicep
Czeched. Did you have sex?

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based lads.
fuck seethenonce

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We are stepping up our nuclear program, okay. We're getting the missiles ready, right now, our launch sites are being prepared...

America's number one enemy today isn't Islamist extremism, it's not the coronavirus or pressure from corporate greed. No. We have to implement our military resources, strategize and come down on the UK with the full force of our nuclear arsenal, okay?

What those guys are doing over there is absolutely shameful and we have to wipe them off the map. I'm calling on every American to rally behind the war effort, UK you're going down.

No further questions.

I did wonder why he was so thin for a yank.

oh no no no no it's spreading to Florida it's going to be a boomer holocaust

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Fake thread fuck off

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If you're gonna be posting furry shit, at least post furry porn instead of this lame shit, you nigger. I want to jerk off to some shota cubs, retard.

"We're taking the UK off the map, we're going to turn the entire island into glass. We're not tolerating any more of this." - Donald Trump, March, 30, 2020.

gr8 banter m8

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