/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2699

>coronavirus party

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NEW MEXICO OUTBREAK MAP

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I want a threesome with those 2. At least I'll die peacefully

>muh electric cars
>muh going to mars
>muh reusable rockets
>muh hyperloop

all of Musk's dreams are going down the toilet

we /tribal civilization/ now

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

stupid

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>99% of people dying are boomers

>t-trust us, guys! this disease is a real killer! those diabetic alzheimers boomers would be happy as larry right now if it weren't for Corona!

WHAT. A. JOKE.

You are a fool if you are being tricked by this.

Try and find death figures for Alzheimers, cancers, etc. for old people. Because I bet you that all of those deaths are currently being attributed to Corona to inflate the Corona death figure and trick you into staying indoors.

SHAME.

In my region ((())) cancelled cash payments. It's some kind of cybergulag

...

>tfwnoinvite

Any proof of this? I can't see 2 out of 22 people under 35 dying from this, unless they had major health conditions

The stupid will cleanse themselves

wafb.com/2020/03/23/ldh-reports-second-cluster-covid-cases-donaldsonville-retirement-community/

>BATON ROUGE, La. (WAFB) - Officials with the Louisiana Department of Health announced Sunday, March 29 they have identified COVID-19 clusters in 20 nursing homes in the state.

Why are people screaming more than others day today? Did I miss something?

>dad is an essential worker

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It's fake.

Remember to take your vitamin c

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Region?

OH NONONONONO

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take your vodka schizo

Italy peaked, several countries didn’t give a fuck and aren’t affected by corona (ie Sweden, Australia), and this shit has two weeks left.
Cope all you want, wagie, but you’ll soon go back to your cagie.

fluchasers?

Good. Otherwise it'd stop spreading

Good. Why do you want to live anyway?

If he still has shares on paypal he is going to make bank since people want to avoid physical money or going to banks

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 133,039 (2,362) Italy 97,689 (10,779) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 78,799 (6,606) Germany 60,659 (482) Iran 38,309 (2,640) France 37,575 (2,606) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 14,829 (300) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,583 (152) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 8,672 (86) Portugal 5,962 (119) Canada 5,886 (63) Norway 4,245 (25) Australia 3,980 (16) Brazil 3,904 (117) Israel 3,865 (15) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,743 (13) Ireland 2,615 (46) Malaysia 2,470 (35) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 2,139 (7) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,890 (57) Poland 1,771 (20) Romania 1,760 (42) Japan 1,693 (52) Russia 1,534 (8) Pakistan 1,526 (14) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) Indonesia 1,285 (114) Finland 1,240 (11) South Africa 1,187 (1) Greece 1,156 (38) India 1,024 (27) Iceland 1,020 (2) Panama 901 (17) Dominican Republic 859 (39) Peru 852 (18)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +9,461 (+141) Italy +5,217 (+756) China +45 (+5) Spain +5,564 (+624) Germany +2,964 (+49) Iran +2,901 (+123) France (+292) United Kingdom +2,433 (+209) Switzerland +753 (+36) Netherlands +1,104 (+132) Belgium +1,702 (+78) South Korea +105 (+8) Turkey +1,815 (+23) Austria +401 (+18) Portugal +792 (+19) Canada +231 (+3) Norway +230 (+2) Australia +345 (+2) Brazil (+3) Israel +246 (+3) Sweden +253 (+5) Czech Republic +112 (+2) Ireland +200 (+10) Malaysia +150 (+8) Denmark +194 (+7) Chile +230 (+1) Luxembourg +119 (+3) Ecuador +67 (+9) Poland +133 (+2) Romania +308 (+5) Russia +270 (+4) Pakistan +31 (+2) Philippines +343 (+3) Thailand +143 (+1) Saudi Arabia +96 (+4) Indonesia +130 (+12) Finland +73 (+2) Greece +95 (+6) India +37 (+3) Dominican Republic +140 (+11) Peru +181 (+2) Mexico +131 (+4) Singapore +42 (+1) Serbia +82 (+3) Slovenia +46 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
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That's the way normies are. Just look out for yourself and avoid unnecessary contact

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Just fucking kill me

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the french ate him

witnessed

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>memeflag posting retarded facebook memes
also those supplies last for a long time you fucking retard

Checked

Sides reached orbit

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Wtf I love zoomers now

Australia is on lockdown. Sweden is on an exponential curve.

people i live with are literally going out to buy chocolate or to pay one fucking bill that expires 2 weeks from now

humanity deserves it

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You just wouldn't get me and my interesting life. Stop worrying about virus incels!

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Normies already on suicide watch, reminiscing about the old days

based

I love CoronaChan even more if this is true.
Cleans the planet of idiots

When Germany has an infected dying of other causes how do they report it?
Recovered?

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will we hit 1m by Wednesday?

They have no idea

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Are bioweapons the greatest of all weapons? They are amplified by human stupidity. People will do anything to protect themselves from guns or fire or even chemical weapons but if it's a bioweapon suddenly you get retardation like

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Model Y just debuted tho

>It only has a 0.2% death rate for the under 40's according to the Chinese statistics.
Uhhhhh

How are you raring Ruskies? We hear a lot of the west but not much from vodkaland.

Let them rot

much leadership
very presidential
wow

I saw it and refused to post it. I am living in a fever dream.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (0%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (0.00%) China (0.00%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (0.00%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (0.00%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-6%) Tokyo (-12%) Beijing (-25%) Wuhan (-17%) New Delhi (-51%) Dubai (-24%) Moscow (-41%) Rome (-14%) Milan (-11%) Berlin (-12%) Munich (-10%) Brussels (-14%) Paris (-30%) Madrid (-8%) Barcelona (-14%) London (-32%) Johannesburg (-4%) Sao Paulo (-1%) Buenos Aires (-2%) New York (-4%) Washington (-7%) Miami (0%) Toronto (0%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (0%) Mexico City (-2%) Los Angeles (0%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Russia (20m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>Spouse
Was this a gay Corona gift party?

What region? Have they told you why they do it?

>and trick you into staying indoors.
Jokes on you faggot I stay indoors all the time anyway

>There are little to NO specific test that tests only for Covid19, with tons of different variations in testing methods
>The tests being rolled out now in most countries are testing for ALL corona viruses (which there are many, including common cold) & not the type or amount of virus you have, which is everything in whether a person is sick or not
>This is why the vast majority either show no signs or have "cold or mild flu-like symptoms", because it is
>Therefore, all deaths from corona virus complications are being counted as "Covid19 deaths" to scare you. In reality, the numbers align with typical flu related deaths each year
>Covid19 is in name just another flu or corona strain, like we get every year
>This is also why western authorities have seized "fake tests" at airports & borders. They want only their "approved" testing methods used. Also accounts why some countries like Germany & Sweden have it under control

This is the biggest global power grab scam that's ever been perpetrated.

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UK too

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>Germany
>Reporting
pick one

Comfy Corona Research Stream /CCRS/
Watching some Corona videos and shit.
youtu.be/hSnEdn7md4s
twitch.tv/NEET_FEET
dlive.tv/NEET-FEET

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>but not much from vodkaland
It begins
ria.ru/20200329/1569323145.html

That's pretty based, even with lockdowns people will literally infect themselves unless the police weld you inside.
This isn't peaking...kek

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>REMINDER THAT RIOTS AND SOCIAL UNREST ARE BREWING

express.co.uk/news/world/1261631/coronavirus-europe-social-unrest-riots-covid19-red-cross-warning
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italy-becoming-impatient-with-lockdown-and-social-unrest-is-brewing-11965122

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Well yeah, in theory
the problem is that in this case the bioweapon got into the hands of a retard or a doomsday cult

nobody else really benefits from this

>Not wishing death upon the normshits

>Italy peaked
Deja vu. Nothingburger faggots are pathetic

>Detected: 704,402
> Died: 33,518

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The number of suicides and babies born will be astounding

I’m tired of quarantining. Should I just go and get infected and get this over with? Fucks sake.

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Australian lockdown isn’t the same as ours, illiterate fuck. Even the barbershops are open down under.
Sweden has >150 deaths, what a calamity

>trusting the Chinese stats