Trump wrecks assblasted libs

Imagine, Trump jokingly taunts liberals on Twitter.

You are a liberal, you see this... You realize you're being taunted

This upsets you greatly. You are unable to control your emotions

No one told you no as a kid, you have no impulse control

You're basically a child... A retard and a useless individual

Instead of seeing the joke, you take this very very serious

This is an attack on my extremely serious liberal ideology

The rage builds up, the inability to control your own emotions

You're flooded with rage, and anger... This is not a joking matter Trump!

I'm an extremely serious person! You are not funny Trump!

*GETS MAD, GRABS GUN, SHOOTS SELF IN FOOT*

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ORANGE MAN BAD

based

Rent free.

This has been going on for over three years.
Dems just can not understand they are overmatched. The sheer impotence in the face of an opponent they feel is inferior must be maddening.

Liberal here. I don't even know what the fuck he's babbling about. Why don't you explain it.

MSNBC and CNN were talking about not airing Trumps press conferences because of his "lies" when really it's because of his high ratings and approval numbers...

Oh. Okay. So where's the part that I'm supposed to feel some sort of negative emotion?

You're taking this personally aren't you? I don't even know who you are dude... Why do I care what you feel? You either feel it or you don't that is not up to me...

Enjoy your day faggot.

>not airing because high ratings
Yeah, as we know multinational conglomerates hate money. If there's one thing gigantic media companies hate, it's people watching them.

Bro’s imagine if he were to keep doing these daily pressers even after the crisis is done!!

These news companies are backed by much larger corporations... Their primary goal is power which is why they don't mind shutting down the government to make Trump look bad...

Sure they love money but power comes first... They already have money...

You really think that stupid argument works?

Many news stations have operated a loss for years at a time...

You can do better then that can't you?

Now who's assblasted? And I wasn't even trying. lol you fucks are deranged.

How is Trump so based

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That spacing, bro.

Yeah, just like we all know the major comic book companies would never lose money pandering to insane creeps.

I would follow this man to Hell and back again

lol I'm not ass blasted I'm just waiting for you to come up with a decent argument... Thing is I already know you can't. I got nothing to be assblasted about

This could have been said without reddit spacing

>guys they just don’t want me on because I have such high ratings, and get them tons of ad revenue!
Sounds like absolute cope but ok

I'm not arguing. I was asking a question. Go breath into a paper bag.

well the thing is you're not
having a strong emotional reaction to something like this is rather childish

What is he supposed to argue for? What’s the argument? You’re the guy who wrote a 500 word essay larping as an imaginary “assblasted liberal” lmao

SERIOUSLY? IS THIS GUY RETARDED OR WHAT? WHY THE FUCK IS HE SO OBSESSED WITH RATINGS?

ITS NOT HIM THAT IS DRAWING ALL THE VIEWERS

HES LITERALLY THE PRESIDENT AND PEOPLE ARE FORCED TO STAY AT HOME WITH NOTHINGG ELSE TO DO AND NEED UPDATES ON WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT LOL

WHY DOES HE THINK HE IS THE REASON FOR THE HIGH NUMBERS?!

WOW WHAT A SPASTIC!!

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Emotional infiltration tactic:
Be nice and get people to associate /you\ and the movement you represent with nice things. This is the "calm and collective" level-headed voice we are supposed to listen to? And what does this voice sing the praises of?

You say you're a "liberal", what does that mean to you?
Does Trump make you angry?

He's deranged, just like his mouth breathing, assblasted cult.

You're not obligated to feel anything. We're just laughing at people like you in the media who want to censor Trump's press conferences because he's gaining support.

is this satire?

>said one lunatic

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Hahahhahahah fucking GOAT

shouldn't he safe america instead of tweeting butthurt bullshit?

Lel kys Mohammed

Angela, bitte geh weg.

There doesn't need to be something to argue. Your liberal lack of impulse control will be drawn to this thread to argue with me no matter what. You just can't help yourself... Little baby fee fees are hurt. The thread rings true

>NOOO YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE THE GOY EMPEROR, NOT THE HECKING ORANGERINO

Oh OK say it with me shill. Muh Russia, muh Russia, muh impeachment.

Lower deaths per capita compared to the EU with "free" healthcare

why is Europe a 3rd world shithole

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I don't represent a movement. I'm not making any effort to be nice. OP made a thread about "imaging you are a liberal" and I'm here to provide a liberal perspective. If you'd rather jerk each off like a bunch of flaming fairies, I'll leave. But I'll just say once again before I leave: Orange Nigger ranting about "Ratings" and the Bachelor doesn't make me feel anything. It's TMZ bullshit that I don't give a fuck about.

Treason? Sounds like it

Kek

Glad that he's campaigning in the middle of the biggest crisis since world war 2, what a great leader, always telling everyone what a great leader he is, that's what a leader does. Now I'm gonna stuff my head up my own ass and wait to die with no job and this lingering coof.

So your a liberal. Do you vote the same as the niggers?

This, lmao - how insecure can a person get?

Who would have guessed people would be looking towards the president and his staff for some sort of guidance when everyone is sitting in their homes, uncertain what the next few weeks will be like.

If Obama posted something similar you all would have called him a crybaby and rightfully so for such an immature statement.

Imagine you had a suitable person as president and not this walking dumpster fire of lard caring about his TV ratings while thousands of the people he swore to protect are dying because of his failure

NONONONONONONONONONONONO SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
YOU FUCKING REPUBLICAN TRUMP MONKEY NIGGERS CONSERVATIVES CUMSKULLS AND LIBERALS RUINED EVERYTHING REGARDING POLITICS IN MY COUNTRY
FUCK TRUMPANZEES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK CUMSKULLS AND COOMERS
MODS ARE FUCKING FAGS FOR KEEPING THIS SHITTY THREAD UP
FUCK R_THEDONALD AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST FUCK YOU OP FOR BRINGING MORE REPUBLICAN TRUMPANZEE CRINGE INTO THIS BOARD
FUCK ANYBODY WHO POSTS TRUMP THREADS ANYWHERE ELSE
STALIN DID NOTHING WRONG
1917 OUR CZAR SHALL RISE AGAIN
HEIL STALIN AND FUCK NAZIS
STALIN WAS RIGHT
NIGGERS TONGUE OP’S ANUS
KILL YOURSELF OP
REDDIT IS FUCKING GARBAGE AND ANYBODY WHO VISITS THAT SITE IS CONFIRMED A NIGGER
FUCK MEN
ALL MEN BELONG IN CAMPS
AND WOMEN DESERVE TO BE MADE LEADERS
TRUMP AND THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS FUCKING CRINGE C R I N G E YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND LAND ON YOUR FUCKING NECK ALREADY OP MODS NEED TO FUCKING DIE A PAINFUL AND GRUESOME DEATH ALONG WITH JANNIES FUCK THIS PLANET AND FUCK ALL OF YOU TRUMP MONKEY NIGGERS
NIGGERS AND THAT SPIC AOC DESERVE DEATH
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS AND WOMEN SHOULD HAVE MORE THAN MEN!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST JEWS ARE OUR FRIENDS
JOHN MCCAIN WAS A HERO ALL STRAIGHT WHITE MEN SHOULD BE CASTRATED AND KILLED
HE WILL LEGALIZE WEED WHICH IS FUCKING BASED
BERNIE FOR PRESIDENT 2020
FUCK HILLARY AND FUCK BIDEN AND WARREN
LAST BUT NOT LEAST FUCK DONALD TRUMP
BERNIE 2020 SOCIALISM SHALL WIN
FEEL THE BERN YOU CAPITALIST PIGS
I WILL DECAPITATE ALL OF YOU WITH MY SICKLE AND BEAT YOU WITH MY HAMMER!
DEATH TO AMERICA
WE NEED TO BURN THE CONSTITUTION AND WE NEED TO TAKE OVER THE GOVERNMENT
BERNIE LOST HIS FAMILY IN THE HOLOCAUST GOYS
SOCIALISM SHALL FIX EVERYTHING
FUCK THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES POLITICAL SYSTEM FUCK THE DEMOCRATS FUCK THE REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT.
YOU FUCKERS DESTROYED OUR REVOLUTION AND NOW ALL OF YOU ANTISEMETIC NIGGERS WILL PAY!
DONATE NOW OR DIE GOYIM
BERNIE2020

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LOL just go on n drink that fish tank cleaner you moron

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Ok faggot. The mods are fags but not spaztic like twitter and plebbit thats for sure.

He's calming people down as you guys try to push him to give out tests that cause false positives...

Imagine if he gave out those corona tests that gave false positives? Hillary Clinton was trying to get him to push those tests...

People would be sick in hospitals, unable to tell who is really sick, helping people who aren't sick while sick people are outside trying to get help.

This is what happened to Italy and this is what Hillary Clinton suggested... Trump didn't hand out the tests because he knew this... You... You're just an ass blasted libtard who knows nothing about leadership.

>Lower deaths per capita compared to the EU with "free" healthcare
Just wait a week, he fucked up and you gaggle of morons are cheering him on lol

O look another nigger worshiper. The nigger cant do no wrong. Say it shill all whites are racist.

all white are racist

Obama’s that one black friend every white liberal claims to have.

I am definitely an assblasted libtard, but here's the thing. When he initially came out to the more populist side of Pelosi and Schumer regarding the stimulus, when he initially talked about invoking the DPA, I was actually pro-trump. Now he's back to being, like you, a gigantic fucking faggot.

>all white are racist
Liberals are a lost cause kek

Kek
> i got blue pilled now i love sucking my wifes boyfreinds bbc

America is the only one ramping up accurate testing to god-tier levels.
Our 15 day shutdown is giving us time to identify all the cases.

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>when he initially talked about invoking the DPA
I guess the ratings weren't good enough to actually do it at the time eh

Or you know, a month ago or maybe two

KILL YOURSELF
BERNIE FOR PRESIDENT 2020

Well admitting you have a problem is the first step to fixing it, so good on ya.

Ok bernout, joe is the nominee just cope.

Hahah everything is a popularity contest for this guy. Trump will be Trump, and I have no idea why I'm writing like a boomer

>reeeeeeee

HE CAN RUN FOR INDEPENDENT YOU STUPID BLACK NIGGER
FUCK THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND FUCK THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
COMMUNISM SHALL WIN

>Oh, give me more of those big stiff laws uncle sam.
>calling other people a gigantic fucking faggot

Eh the problem is all of ours, and it amounts exactly to having a fake populist in office, like a cardboard cutout of a populist. As long as you based boys aren't willing to hold his feet to the flames and keep letting us get cucked by the actual functioning elite, America is sliding downhill into the shit.

said one lunatic

People don't have to live through another four years of a Trump presidency, if they just kill themselves

Ok demokkkract, resorting to calling black people nigger typical liberal.

oh wow your shabbos goy kike puppet has high ratings amongst retards who believe in aliens and angels helping them complete crossword puzzles.

cool, tell me more about how knuckle dragging retards think Trumps the next messiah

>GRABS GUN
I was with you up until this point. The only gun grabbing a liberal will do is attempting to have police officers confiscate them. They don't own guns, and all it's going to take is a flare up of civil unrest in the gigantic cities in which they dwell to make them all wish they did.

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The part where you're taking this personally and seething in an obvious manner.
Why do you even try? If you didn't give an enormous fuck about it you wouldn't have commented
>most people are lurkers.

You realize the entire DNC debate was a scam that Bernie was in on? They all secret supported Biden from the beginning but the people didn't... You put a bunch of people up there, they all try to get votes from different groups and then you slowly move each piece off the board while passing delegates off to Biden until only Biden is left. Participants in this game, like Bernie, get a couple million dollars and he lets off the voters easy.

This is why Bernie always called Joe his friend and never called out the DNC for the Russia lie.

Dumb dumb...

followed by
>"This is the NRA's fault"

>wastes time on bullshit
>supports mass immigration [white genocide]

Yeah. so based.

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His shitposting game has been on point.

Nah some liberals have pistols, most don't... I personally know one that does but he never shoots it he just keeps it at home locked up.

Because the country that had super-clean diesel cars will also diligently list every single COVID death.

>If you didn't give an enormous fuck about it you wouldn't have commented
So why did you reply to me? If you didn't give an enormous fuck about me you wouldn't have replied. Y U mad, bro?

The fact you have to ask why you specifically should feel assblasted shows that you are assblasted OP is calling out liberals. Your exact reaction is one who just had sand blasted into his rectum.

CNN is talking about the virus 24/7, its all in your head bro

Name a show/personality that is more entertaining/informative then the daily Trump Show?
Pro Tip: You can't

Cope more harder.

>>Oh. Okay. So where's the part that I'm supposed to feel some sort of negative emotion?

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I still don't understand how one man can be so based

>just wait a week

You fucks said this last week

The fact you have to tell me that I specifically do feel assblasted shows that you are assblasted OP is calling out Trump. Your exact reaction is one who just had sand blasted into his rectum.

You’re not fooling anyone

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Attention seeker confirmed. Worthless thread.

Oh no im just calling 'em as i see 'em.

Stop stealing our memes.

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I never said they weren't talking about the virus. I said they talked about not airing Trumps press conferences on the virus.

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Wow, I'm sensing a lot of anger here. Did I touch a nerve?

Imagine having a leader afraid of dogs that is so intense you can see it in her behavior a mile away.

You haven't posted or commented on anything except emotions.
Why you /should\ care about Trump's tweet is that the media is attempting to steer national policy instead of relaying information to me, you know, reporting the news.
That's a serious problem, and Trump is stomping on them.
Meanwhile, you obliviously post about emotions.

My dude my flag is not even USA. Try harder

>this whole thread

both sides deserve the corona wrath,holy shit you burgers are being petty as fuck right now