/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2698

Very cute corona chan today

how much did you guys buy for prep? How long will this last for?

>buzzfeednews
kill yourself hurry

Fellow happeningfags, how do we meme /teamherd/ back into the mainstream?

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>argiebro still alive and baking
now we /comfy/

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VAX WHEN? FUCK!!!!

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Eyyy I remember your post
Do what the sisterfucker did

Fuck this gay earth my place of employment is thriving I really need some time off.

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They're gonna cremate them anyway why would they need a refrigerated truck?

The ride hasn't even started.

NEW MEXICO OUTBREAK MAP

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who else has a special worker in the family?
my dad is gonna kill everyone of us eventually

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>5 month old difficulty breathing
>6 month old difficulty breathing
>child difficulty breathing

Bros just tell me if my puts are gonna print tomorrow or not

>staff forced to stay with their "clients"
kek. social worker cucks BTFO

too late for you amigo

my girlfriend told me to buy extra toilet paper before all this shit went down but i said that things will probably be alright and now the stores are out of toilet paper, went there early morning on monday and the shelves were empty. she said when we run out of toilet paper she's gonna use my tongue to wipe

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Full lockdown in Moscow. Everyone is ordered to stay home, people will need some sort of a pass to go out.
No eng version of the news yet.
tass.ru/moskva/8109941

What about for Ramadan and corona

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So it's a nothing burger right?

>new cases decreasing globally
>curve flattened in multiple countries
>italy recovering

guess we'll have to go back to work soon...

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Checked, ask her for help.

>Happenings can only be extinction events now.

How many hours you sleep argiebro? Just curious

Do you really want a bunch of corpses getting warm? Yeah I didn't think so. Better to keep them on ice till you dispose of them

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Do you have any screencaps of the sisterfucker? Need them for research purposes

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 133,039 (2,362) Italy 97,689 (10,779) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 78,799 (6,606) Germany 60,659 (482) Iran 38,309 (2,640) France 37,575 (2,606) United Kingdom 19,522 (1,228) Switzerland 14,829 (300) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,583 (152) Turkey 9,217 (131) Austria 8,672 (86) Portugal 5,962 (119) Canada 5,886 (63) Norway 4,245 (25) Australia 3,980 (16) Brazil 3,904 (117) Israel 3,865 (15) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,743 (13) Ireland 2,615 (46) Malaysia 2,470 (35) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 2,139 (7) Luxembourg 1,950 (21) Ecuador 1,890 (57) Poland 1,771 (20) Romania 1,760 (42) Japan 1,693 (52) Russia 1,534 (8) Pakistan 1,526 (14) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) Indonesia 1,285 (114) Finland 1,240 (11) South Africa 1,187 (1) Greece 1,156 (38) India 1,024 (27) Iceland 1,020 (2) Panama 901 (17) Dominican Republic 859 (39) Peru 852 (18)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +9,461 (+141) Italy +5,217 (+756) China +45 (+5) Spain +5,564 (+624) Germany +2,964 (+49) Iran +2,901 (+123) France (+292) United Kingdom +2,433 (+209) Switzerland +753 (+36) Netherlands +1,104 (+132) Belgium +1,702 (+78) South Korea +105 (+8) Turkey +1,815 (+23) Austria +401 (+18) Portugal +792 (+19) Canada +231 (+3) Norway +230 (+2) Australia +345 (+2) Brazil (+3) Israel +246 (+3) Sweden +253 (+5) Czech Republic +112 (+2) Ireland +200 (+10) Malaysia +150 (+8) Denmark +194 (+7) Chile +230 (+1) Luxembourg +119 (+3) Ecuador +67 (+9) Poland +133 (+2) Romania +308 (+5) Russia +270 (+4) Pakistan +31 (+2) Philippines +343 (+3) Thailand +143 (+1) Saudi Arabia +96 (+4) Indonesia +130 (+12) Finland +73 (+2) Greece +95 (+6) India +37 (+3) Dominican Republic +140 (+11) Peru +181 (+2) Mexico +131 (+4) Singapore +42 (+1) Serbia +82 (+3) Slovenia +46 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>“Recently, the veterinary medicine faculty in Liège reported that a coronavirus infection has been determined in a cat. [It] lived with her owner, who started showing symptoms of the virus a week before the cat did.”

>"The cat had diarrhea and breathing trouble, and researchers subsequently found the novel coronavirus ― SARS-CoV-2, which causes the disease COVID-19 ― in her feces. As of Saturday, both cat and owner were reportedly doing well."

Well we're fucked. Imagine if this thing can infect chicken and other livestock

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I have a sewing machine. How can I sew a mask from an old t-shirt?

This lady looks crippled

So Tuesday we hit 1M?

200 NEW CASES AND 10 DEATHS IN IRELAND TODAY.

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The happening is happening

China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.

While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.

Argentina? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.

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So they dont rot and fill the air with corpse stench

Never.
ADE will make the virus fatal if it finds antibodies.
Remember to reject any treatment with untested agents.

Doesn't need 2700 fucking threads for such a small "happening" if you want to call it that

it's mutating

This one was posted a few hours ago I believe

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And just under my window there are about 20 people drinking, lol.
Can I now call the cops to fucking dismantle them?

Comfy Corona Research Stream /CCRS/
Watching some Corona videos and shit.
youtu.be/hSnEdn7md4s
twitch.tv/NEET_FEET
dlive.tv/NEET-FEET

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So they don't have to imagine the smell

>BREAD
NOTHING
>BREAD

google mask blueprints or something

idiots

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Me. It fucking sucks.

They should stack them like this to maximize space efficiency

They better not come back as zombies 1 month later

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i am amazed that our euro bats have proven immune so far

Stay safe brothers

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>but you shouldn't panic

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>buzzfeed
I genuinely wonder how faggots like them and the huffington post are still in business

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Net population growth so far today approx 164,000
population loss today because corona 2,667

Its fucking nothing

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (0%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (0.00%) China (0.00%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (0.00%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (0.00%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-6%) Tokyo (-12%) Beijing (-25%) Wuhan (-17%) New Delhi (-51%) Dubai (-24%) Moscow (-41%) Rome (-14%) Milan (-11%) Berlin (-12%) Munich (-10%) Brussels (-14%) Paris (-30%) Madrid (-8%) Barcelona (-14%) London (-32%) Johannesburg (-4%) Sao Paulo (-1%) Buenos Aires (-2%) New York (-4%) Washington (-7%) Miami (0%) Toronto (0%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (0%) Mexico City (-2%) Los Angeles (0%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Not gonna lie pic related looks comfy

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Just sleep with here, you won't regret it.

can u play warframe fren?

>daily cases and deaths down significantly in Italy
>the peak was over a week ago

I say 'NOTHING', you say 'BURGER'.

NOTHING.

1 year at least
sorry brazilianbro

I dislike them as well, but the image was shared directly with Buzzfeed. I always cite the original source when possible.

>buzzfeednews.com/article/miriamelder/coronavirus-new-york-city-hospital-nurse-covid-19-deaths
I see a truck full of kikes, getting ready to go to the ovens.

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You should be able to in 3.5 hours.

Dumb Aquaposter

>so far
aren't there bats in brazil with novel coronaviruses that could get really bad?

>The finance minister of Germany’s Hesse state, Thomas Schäfer, has killed himself after apparently becoming “deeply worried” about how to deal with the economic impact of coronavirus, the Local reports.

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Mm let me just return all my shelf stable and useful goods

1 year at best. But I can give you a secret vax for in your boibutt uwu

How do bongs plan to fight off muslims and "asian gangs?"

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He's such a tsundere, kek.

>FROM 1 to 3

americans can't count confirmed

LITERALLY OPPRESSED

WRONG WITH ME

are you a fucking retard? they don't expire you can use those things over a year

don't have it installed.

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Yeah you're right I prefer the non stop nigger, tranny and Twitter screenshot threads. Fuck off, these threads are the some of the best on the board right now and yes a constantly evolving situation that implicates the entire world dose deserve a ton of threads.

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Miami Beach here. How am I doing?

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BURGER

That's what they said last week before it shot up again

>everytime you swing open the curtain the virus gets blown all over the room

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Nope, testing still needs to be consistent with the cases. I'm not seeing any "downtrend" at all.
Deaths can be lagged behind.

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So far today around 263,000 babies born
So far today around 110,000 people died
So far today around 2,667 deaths because corona

Its fucking nothing.

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>either spring or summer

Lmao

Crossbows, swords, improvised melee weapons, improvised explosives, vehicles while there is still fuel.
Think medieval GTA.

she want's you to fuck her

I bought a 2ft machete

nigga that’s mexico, not new mexico

MOSCOW UNDER FULL LOCKDOWN
TROOPS ARE BRINGING MLRS SYSTEM TO ANNIHILATE ENTIRE INFECTED AREAS
NOT A DRILL

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Leafposter

I'm not nor have I ever been a nothingburgerfag but this is probably nothing. He's just upset about muh stonks and muh GDP

Just 6 more months would've been nice. I had plans this summer.

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add Russia to lockdowns (18m Moscow and Moscow region)

R A R E

A

R

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mutts law

I had to stop coming to this board for the most part after the 2016 election because it was so shit.

>only one response to obvious bait from a meme flag faggot retard
Is Yas Forums finally getting smarter?

IT PEAKED OVER A WEEK AGO COPE DOOMBRAIN COPE

Give me a quick rundown on this.

Even numbers are on the other side, dumbass

what did he find out?

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>want to go shopping
>go to the department of passes
>wait in line for two hours and come back home infected
>need to see doctor
>pass just expired
>blyat

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realclearpolitics.com/articles/2020/03/28/medicare_for_all_scares_me_more_than_coronavirus_142779.html

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See

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Are you retarded? People aren't going to want to sit on $200 of toilet paper when this all blows over and they will try to return it regardless of when/if the items expire

no way these are real, those look like normal sized people in there not mutts

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try harder, also dilate

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Imagine being a doctor and studying all your life to get killed by a coof. It must fucking suck.

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When did that happen? How could I missed it, damn.

It's over

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the girl I love lives with her family in Kendall, I am really fucking worried about miami as much as I hate it there and hate all the degenerated that live there

fuck this gay world

Sister fucker general when

I like the one with the tummy better.

We warned you.
ONE ROLL PER DAY

I'm still mad because she tried to get in the way of my NEET bux

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looks like the rise stopped

What were italy's numbers today?

SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

yea but it actually has leveled off now faggot

OH SAY CAN YOU SHART

/cvg/ should be renamed /sfg/ at this point kek

Why not just distribute gas masks to everyone? If they made it mandatory to wear them the lockdown could be partially lifted, reducing the damage to the economy.

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Keep the meat fresh

Me my sister works in retail. I'm gonna die cause of fucking jeff Bezos

>China sends fake coronavirus tests worlwide
>china sends us fake thermometers
>videos now of chinese celebrating america's over 100,000 corona infections
hmm

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>bill Mitchell is finally right about something
woah

Tested is not the same as actually infected desu

When you've seen one coronavirus ward, you've seen them all.

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Yeah, because babies can raise themselves when their parents are dead.

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Yea I want the one with the rusty metal grate in the corner!

I agree, I like the skinnier and less lewd coronachans better.

Just wrap the shirt fabric over your face or leave the shirt alone and use a bandana.
The thing that makes masks work better is the filter and that it fits snug and tight to the face. You can't make a filter. A few bits of fabric is just better than nothing, but not much better.
Mostly you're helping everyone else by catching your own breath in case you yourself are already infected and spreading the disease. If you want to actually protect yourself what the fuck good is any mask doing you when water droplets from someone exhaling can still land on your eyes and infect you that way? All these people I see out there wearing masks and gloves... none of them have goggles on...

>user was right all along
hope you enjoy your vindication

I'm sure she will be okay user. I mean this is serious but we are talking about 4,000 people out of 6 million in the greater Miami+Broward alone.

WHERES SHITALYA NUMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I NEED DESTRUCTION AND DEATH!!!

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Nice, thak you user.

That user should have taken the Zoroastrianism pill, the power of Ahura Mazda turns incest into wincest.

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>peaked NINE FUCKING DAYS AGO

oh no no no no no no, lol

>My little sister cannot possibly be this cute!

do it the last thing you need is 20 local alkie coofers

5,217 new cases
756 new deaths

>worldwide deaths going to end about 500 less than yesterday
NOTHING BURGER
>NOTHING BURGER
NOTHING BURGER
>NOTHING BURGER
NOTHING BURGER
>NOTHING BURGER
NOTHING BURGER
>NOTHING BURGER
happening fags BTFO once again kek

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When will you guys admit that this is as bad as it gets? Deaths are decreasing every day. Italy has almost made a full recovery. Stop wishing for millions of people to do. It's not happening. Fauci said today that the worst case scenario is 200k deaths in the US, but they're expected fewer than that.

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>why not just make billions of gas masks

That Hitler was right.

How can she even walk with that

BABYS CANT BUY THE DIP YOU IMBECILE

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I just want to go back to work desu

Use the bidet.

My worst case scenario is that I don’t have to go to the store for three months. Horrors!

it's over man

Kys

A government full of Pedos would probably be raising them, truth be told.

Why did no one pressure him into a picture?

Yeah, back to work peasants, it's nothing to do with the lockdowns slowing the infection spread.

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750 deaths, down once again.
Nothing burger.

Big
Black
Corona
Virus

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>already at 4k
last time I checked miamidade it was like 100, fuck NYC superspreader seeders and fuck sodomite pozzers and bugchasers

holy fuck man