/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2697

I fucking love hitler so much

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pile of crap
about a week's worth
>rate
1/10

nig, you didn't prep enough? Glad I haven't been outside the last 3 weeks

that really depends on where you live and which shop.

I used to shop solely in the middle of the night but stores arent open anymore at that time.

THIS ENTIRE BOARD MUST BE PURGED

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Hi CVG. I made a poster you might find interesting.

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another day of staying comfy at home with my prep there. Feels fucking good bros

Has Italy released numbers yet?

no ar-15? might as well call it my prep buddy

THIS ENTIRE WORLD MUST BE PURGED

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Funeral in Israel

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TAINTED GRAIN

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Mutts are waking up
Standby for 8 hours of nothingburger and glass China

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Where's my diarrhea general?

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look at the top of the map
some eskimo is in an isolation igloo

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why is cancer not on that chart?

Wash your money and wash your quarters.

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I've been saying this since early threads, don't trust Lordaeron scum, they're bringing plague to our lands

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Futures opening soon

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Albert Heijn or Poiesz. Any shop that sells milk. I have prepped with everything else

Has anyone compiled a dump of all the talking heads that state "nothing burger, Hysteria" and then later die? Those are my favorite articles so far

Can you believe how badly we bungled handling the coronavirus here in the USA? We’ve become the epicenter of the outbreak. Horrible. To all my non-USA bros, tell everyone you know to definitely NOT travel to the USA. Especially south Florida. Avoid this country for at least a year. And don’t even think about immigrating here. Very unsafe. A lot of unrest.

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>Mutts are waking up
its 13:00 on the east coast. What time do you think people wake up in the US?

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Nice one mate.

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Quarantine your groceries bros

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somethingburger but also glass china
fuck chinks

where are the italian numbers?

>inb4 1k cases in Jewxico this monday.

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what were the italy numbers?

thank god weekends are rather slow for my taste

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This is a nothing bagel.
memory hole it
We have a 'NEW NORM'
mandatory Covid Shot will provide seasonal immunity to strains.
Nanotechnology-based vaccine delivery systems have been developed to enhance the immunogenicity of a vaccine antigen by modulating antigen delivery to the immune cells. Nanocarrier formulations of vaccines offer the advantages of immunity, data, surveillance, credit, behavioral modification, and more...

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People look at me all funny when I pull out a ziplock of money

China is worse they just hide it

Actually most of those Italians who are dyeing are either southern Italians or southern diaspora in the North. Ask yourself why people are dying at rate similars to iran istead to those of civilized white western countries like France or Germany, the reason is there are millions of southern descendents in Lombardy with large genetic overlap with middle easterns like iran also badly hit by Coronavirus.

There are huge differences between North and south, especially the south is genetically a mix of Arabian-Turkish-Black genes, speaking of Italian nation is just a joke.

I live in North Italy ( Lombardy named after the Swedish tribe Longobards) and here the phenotype is mostly Nordid among actual natives ( tall, quiet, fair, intelligent). Lombardy is full of 3rd gen southern diaspora who flooded after the war, ethnic Lombards are actually a minority and we're the ones working for pratically the rest of the country sending rome more than 310 billions a year in surplus taxes. We could be like Austria or Switzerland if we were indipendent.

Lombardy is much more like Germany/France than rome/naples that you know from TV series. It is wealthy (finance, industry, and fashion) and Teutonic culturally.

A lot of Northern Italians have white skin and green eyes. The dialects even sound more German.

>Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s wife said Saturday that she has recovered from being ill from Covid-19 disease caused by the new coronavirus.
She's definitely going to take another nigger dick in order to satisfy her husband.

Jesus fucking christ, 7 times in a row to verify.

Reminder that you don't need respirator masks.

You can protect yourself from a respiratory desease by washing your hands!

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fellow bobros, do you put any weight in this?
it was -1.8% all weekend and now today randomly jumps 1%. seems to just be meme that doesn't actually mean anything.

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The Quarantine/Lockdown is supposed to stop this saturday in Bavaria. Do you guys think they will actually open shops again? I'm very unsure about this whole situation because I see that it still spreads like wildfire.

i hear some provinces barely have patients while others are n-times over capacity
someone order these guys a taxi

>Implying he couldn't use the resources he has now to help find a cure

I feel like you guys should get a heads up on this, India is basically way more fucked than other country right now.
>govt gave their citizens a 4hr lockdown window (yes 4 hours)
>people continuing to mix normally as if nothing is happening
>quarantine is basically nonexistent, the videos of police beating people are just to show the rest of the world the govt has things "in control"
>outbreak in India is gonna be in the 10s of millions by this time next week
Screencap dis
BTW I saw it being reported on Sky News earlier. India is done. Superpower status: denied by Corona-chan.
If you think I'm kidding:
bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-52081396

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Does someone have the video of them at night-time huddled together in huge crowds?

Also post corona-chan feet pls

>just cough on your elbows bro it's okay

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Only ~500 a day

Tuberculosis has ~4000

And we are passed or approaching peak in most countries

After mid April life will go back to normal

Sorry, I know you want life to be shut down so that the whole world will have no life like you, but no

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yeah sure go ahead

WTF just happened? Weren't we at 600k a few minutes ago? Maybe this really isn't a nothingburger bros...

Thank you, britbong. A few threads ago when user requested it, I was silently hoping that you would deliver.

Trudeau is the one getting blacked.

Based Bill.
One man saving the entire economy of the USA

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ask your neighbours man, I didn't get out for 3 weeks, just heard friends bitch about huge lines and sick people

Soap eliminates viruses!

>trachea

Oh hey I remember you, good to see you're still doing well

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you are showing real dedication to force this pasta, italy.

The only way

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>REMINDER THAT RIOTS AND SOCIAL UNREST ARE BREWING

express.co.uk/news/world/1261631/coronavirus-europe-social-unrest-riots-covid19-red-cross-warning
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italy-becoming-impatient-with-lockdown-and-social-unrest-is-brewing-11965122

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someone needs to do someting about china in the future, its literally his fault

Who else /comfy/ enjoying the apocalypse and experiencing immense schadenfreude from normalniggers worldwide panicking and shaking for their pathetic existence?
Hope all of you and your relatives get blessed by Corona-chan. Embrace it or die trembling.

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Because there are many kinds of cancer and most of them don't make top 10. Lung cancer is the most common one and it's on the chart.

AAAAAAAA

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>sideffects may include brain damage, sterility and cancer
>but dont worry, its super rare, and the benefits outweighs the risk

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LOCKDOWN IN MOSCOW, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>LOCKDOWN IN MOSCOW, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
LOCKDOWN IN MOSCOW, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>LOCKDOWN IN MOSCOW, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
LOCKDOWN IN MOSCOW, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>LOCKDOWN IN MOSCOW, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

kek

HAPPY HANNUKAH

India is superpower since the start of 2020, they can handle it.

BREAKING NEWS

stop reporting these fake algorithm numbers, no one is testing that much, it's all propaganda and fake numbers, how do you test that much people inclosed at home ? no one is moving from their home retard, all of it is fake.

sauce me up niggur

nuke them shits

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