/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2696

Can someone call the based departement?

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>First mother giving positive coronavirus test in hospital at Pelgulinna Maternity Hospital, West Tallinn Central Hospital on Saturday
fuck

Can any of you pastafags could tell me if Based Rocco Sifreddi's ok?

It's like watching a movie unfold and you have the spoilers...first they laughed now they are dead.

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Cedi ao foda-se, apenas rio

what is his endgame?

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Dead fag update:

"No previous heath problems" apparently now means AIDS and a hundred other STDs don't count.

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Fuck no, I'm associating. This is like being at home and being at the movie theater at the same time, watching the most fascinating catastrophe movie of all time. And it never ends.

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Reminder, shits fucked, if you still deny this you will not survive.

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Rate my PrEP boys

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>Died: 33,116
>#2696

>ONE NEW THREAD = 12 MORE DEAD
ONE NEW THREAD = 12 MORE DEAD
>ONE NEW THREAD = 12 MORE DEAD
ONE NEW THREAD = 12 MORE DEAD
>ONE NEW THREAD = 12 MORE DEAD
ONE NEW THREAD = 12 MORE DEAD
>ONE NEW THREAD = 12 MORE DEAD
ONE NEW THREAD = 12 MORE DEAD
>ONE NEW THREAD = 12 MORE DEAD
ONE NEW THREAD = 12 MORE DEAD

Remember how it was "3 MORE DEAD" only 2 weeks ago?

I'll bake next Belgium OP

Link marines you guys still alive? Its so dangerous out there.

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>fauci: 100k deaths at most
>80k died this flu season
HAPPENING OVER

>There are little to NO specific test that tests only for Covid19, with tons of different variations in testing methods
>The tests being rolled out now in most countries are testing for ALL corona viruses (which there are many, including common cold) & not the type or amount of virus you have, which is everything in whether a person is sick or not
>This is why the vast majority either show no signs or have "cold or mild flu-like symptoms", because it is
>Therefore, all deaths from corona virus complications are being counted as "Covid19 deaths" to scare you. In reality, the numbers align with typical flu related deaths each year
>Covid19 is in name just another flu strain, like we get every year
>This is also why western authorities have seized "fake tests" at airports & borders. They want only their "approved" testing methods used. Also accounts why some countries like Germany & Sweden have it under control

Biggest global scam power grab ever!

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We're going to see a million by the end of the week!
So many overcrowded creamatoria!

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>tfw at work

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>Styxhexenhammer666
All listen to this man, he clearly seems to be a mature and wise individual.

The two weeks meme is real.

NOW

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its nothing bro
keep kissing jews

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if you accept it you'll still die, corona-chan doesn't discriminate

Apparently not even hours , damn she's fast.

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AAAAAAAAAA

My parents are coofing a little. My brother is coofing a little more. I'm also coofing fom time to time.
Every second person I talk to on the phone or meet while shopping is coofing, it's insane.

she's fast

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Based corona chan.
I hope it wipes out everyone that attended that far party.

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>697k
Is this a typo or did it just spike 20k in a couple hours?

how soon before italians begins to starve to death?

the supply chain must be fucked by now.

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I NEED CORONA-CHAN FEET NOW

(checked)
nice

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TURN CORONA INTO A FUTA FOR THE 700K MILESTONE ACHIEVEMENT

>Covid19 is in name just another flu strain
Except it's not an influenza virus
And it's only larping as a respiratory disease while really running a train through your vital organs and CNS

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Why is it so hard to someone to comprehend that this pandemic is just beginning?

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Apparently roids are not good for your heart or lungs. Who could have known

>525
already outdated by a few hundreds kek

Yeah, everyday feels the same. It's only a matter of time until we're in a great depression or millions die.

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medicaldialogues.in/medicine/news/wuhan-shrimp-seller-identified-as-coronavirus-patient-zero-64345

I have a fever. It's 100% corona.

Honestly it's times like this that you realize what's really important. I spent years barely talking with my sister over bullshit, rn I'm fixing ties and wish to visit her when it's all over.

How many cases / deaths in Israel?
Poland: 1771 cases (+133) 20 deaths.

Are ausbros okay? i never see them post anymore

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>700k
the word will have 4 billion before this ends

we're at 701k now boyo, keep up

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

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Collpase?

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Italian numbers haven't even dropped yet by the way

>2009, H1N1 - 160.000 deaths (CDC)
>nobody gives a fuck
>2020, Corona - 20.000 deaths
>MUH PANDEMIC N SHIET

You ppl are just stupid as fuck

Nope, it's going up by 10k every few hours

Did you like the Italy numbers early /cvg/?
Well, it worldwide cases go up to at least 735k by tomorrow, I'll post them even earlier.

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I know it exists, but I don't have it

We've been saying India and Africa will be the places suffering the most from Corona since 3 months now, nothing new.

There will be a 25% fatality rate by the end of April. Screencap this

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They are asleep now

Only 33k dead? How long have we been stuck at 33k dead? 4 days? 5 days?

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>confirmed vs estimate

Many viruses cause increased sociability to foster the spread of infection. This feeling of connection will pass.

Are you prepared to die, anons?

yes they have. 5217 new cases, 756 new deaths

>not 1 billion
Psssh

Just ignore it like Japan is doing. Seems to work for them.

700k ALLREADY???? HOLY SHIT

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Is it safe to alternate between 5 N95 masks on a 5 day period?
I remove them and put them in a designated box with the day written on it.
For how many cycles can I do that without giving up too much on filtration %?

you go down
you want the whole world to go down
ok

God is by the country man's side. We will take america back to the good days.

And she admonished those who sought to prevent her will, saying those who live by the coof will die by the coof.

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no, we were in denial saying only Asians are genetically susceptible to covid-19.

Because vast majority of people in the west have lived good pampered lives with no real hardship. Nothing even remotely like this exists for them in living memory.

>Styxhexenhammer666

haha

thats what you think. thats when we strike

yes

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Is the blonde one the L or S strain?

I know, user, I said this in a previous thread but actually seeing it happen compared to speculating is far more awe-inspiring.

No fucking way Japan isn't ravaged by this. Olympics and comiket are cancelled already.

>wut is an estimate?

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Never felt better
T. Antisocial

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It's gonna drop in 25 minutes

Can't blame me for enjoying the full ride, bro. This is just the first drop on a looong rollercoaster. Cope and enjoy the view. Hope you prepped.

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1 mil or bust

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The chad superspreader Bolsonaro just went to streets talking to people, shaking hands and coofing everyone.

Videos:
twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1244268944820768769

twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1244271496543035400

twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1244283533453123592

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I'm scare

a-are mutts really so braindead?

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nos.nl/artikel/2328722-eerste-nederlandse-coronapatienten-overgebracht-naar-duitsland.html
Two Dutch patients have been moved to a German hospital so Dutch hospitals can start making room for the incoming peak of ICU infections.

>tfw krauts will be dying on the streets while Dutch- and Frenchfags clog up their hospitals

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user, just remove China's numbers from the equation, were already there.

SARS, actually, not flu. Pulmonary disease. Get to know your shit.

I was born dying.

i need more bkub corona-chan!

Unofficial 700k

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Don't give in to the misinformation my dude.
Next week easy

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>a-are mutts really so braindead?
we've been at this like 10 years now and you're still asking that?

My life has literally not changed in the slightest
If anything it's improved

OH
OH
NONONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONNONONONONON

twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1244295776647303170

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>No heavy traffic
>No busy lines for non essentials
>Beaches are empty
>Parks empty
>NO MORE CROWDS

This pandemic is honestly a blessing. Its legit one of the best times in my life, so much peace and quiet outside.

he also immediately got to an hospital just after that for "private reasons"

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It's really sped up, doesn't even need 48 hours to rack up another 100k now, to the moon!

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give corona chan pub hair for the 700k

At this rate, she's hitting 1m in ~2-3 days. All hail the queen!

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dumb memeflag

What is dead if I've never lived in the first place?

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Of course this nutjob lives in florida

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New World in general is

>It's like watching a movie unfold and you have the spoilers
this hits home

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Tuesday

But you're alive! Ausbro, thanks for showing up. We love you

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We are geting 100k daily. 1mln is preaty much here already

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Quick update from the ground
>Austria
Kurz&Anschober are fighting with the economy shills to keep/extend the lockdown.
The next big update is planned for monday.
A mask requirement to leave your home is in the talks, tobacco stores(kept open since they are treated as essential) have been ordered to stock up masks (if they can get them) and start selling them on monday (source: Trafikanten Verband fren).
A few minor tweaks to the lockdown are in the talks namely; how far you can be away from your home, how often you can leave your home,what services may continue (e.g. training for more nurses,doctors,EMTs).
Opposition is pointing to Italy for how to not do a lockdown due to the rising social unrest, Chez and Israel are viewed as examples to follow.
Civil servants(male 18-25yo) doing the job of doctors now (doing test swabs).
>Testing
supposedly up "but the new labs aren't integrated yet so the online count is off", opposition is pressing the issue so we should have a clear answer if tests are up or down soon.
UPDATE: government admits we don't test enough because we ran out of reagents for the test kits

Updates by States:
>Salzburg
Getting worse here, had 2 people last night with covid, doubt either will make it.
PPE is still rare but we got gibs from china to help us a bit.
>Upper Austria
people start to do more and more gardening, planting shit in their yards "just in case".
Reports reminded my grandparents of post-ww2 shit.
>lower austria
Quickly becoming the new hotspot after tyrole.
Many MDs,nurses,EMTs travel from there to work in vienna so a lockdown would have to be laid out with this in mind.
>Vienna
3 homeless shelters under quarantine, staff forced to stay with their "clients"
Homeless shelters are now open 24/7 instead of only over night to help with the lockdown measures.
Most of the staffs quit, they now rotate to have at least 1 person not there each week to "train more people if needed".

Myth

The only way this gets even funnier is if he actually gets Corona

Don't worry my man. We'll take care of your dead.
And after this let's talk European Federation.

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I should buy some good alcohol or something to celebrate when she hits 1 million. it may seem distant number now, but I think corona will reach those numbers.
This, its mass scale normalcy bias

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20 and at least another 20 unofficial deaths. So we have about 40 dead

>believes she got the disease from a toilet she shared with meat sellers in the market

Really? A fucking toilet?? Kek

corona-chan is a semen demon

Lines are too thin, looks like shit. Just like the unofficial 30k.

>Look, /cvg/-kun! Look at how fast I'm growing! Are you proud of me, /cvg/-kun?

I'm accepting things are as bad as they are, think the first time I heard a normal fag at work mention the shelves were empty at the grocery store it got me to realize shit was coming in hot and thank God I prepped for at least two months
Also post more Lain

>t. House Greyjoy

I think he's intentionally getting it so he doesn't have to deal with Brazil anymore. I think he realise being President was being a mistake, can't save Brazil now.

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I hope everyone in New York dies from this shit especially that disgusting goblina Venti, it's also amusing to see that disgusting Fredo cuomo whine about boomers while he legalized 9 month abortions. The world would be better off if every single nigger kike , roastie and degenerate in kike york died.
California too

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>I'm fixing ties and wish to visit her when it's all over
in the underworld maybe

100K IN SOMETHING LIKE 24 HOURS HEHEHE HOLY SHIT

This idiot will pull a Boris Johnson next week.

Not only does he live in Florida apparently he lives in Miami. That place is about to blow up. Bill is fucked
Thank you very much Corona-chan, never give up Corona-chan, and always do your best.

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got tested again at minimum

hopefully he'll die suffocating on his own lung mucus

First death in Syria

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A new challenger appears!

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Does she have wings on her ass?

please sent bogroll, I only have two weeks worth left

>eu federation with black momma's in SS uniforms
could be worse

Wtf are you babbling about?
I'm pointing out it's not a flu.
It's also only partially a pulmonary disease
Maybe you should get to know YOUR shit Hans

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This looks like Ankama's style.

>belly increasing
disgusting.

I'm working for uber eats and I caught the virus 4 days ago. I've been caughing on all my deliveries. I'm doing my part Yas Forums!

Does he have Corona?

She was a demon in January, right now she is a full blown deity

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>bigger belly
Nice tribute...drawfag will have to get ready soon for one million end of this week. Other countries finally popping off are helping boost those numbers.

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You people screencapped that? Do you really want me to finish it? Yeah, I was going to post more corona greentext last night but got stuck to having to phone post.

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man if he catches it bad that would just be karmic

Holy shit, is he intentionally purging his own country of mutts all by himself?

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USA is doing so well
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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wew

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yesterdqay 600k, today 700k, tomorrow i want 800k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaaahaaaaaaa .....oh gooddd

Big Black Corona virus

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Feels good to live alone
T. Non-coofer

>flag
>doesn't have at least 20 bottles of vodka at home
im disappointed

>Christian pastor who said pandemic was 'mass hysteria' dies from the virus

HaHaHaHaHa!!!!

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just sit back and have a pint mate

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doesn't mean a thing without fever first

China is the real champion by far

Styx Hack-enhammer

Can't get new cases if everyone is dead

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Uhhhh not a whole lot of social distancing visibly evident.

Why not? It was preaty good

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I want to suck on some jap milkies bros....

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Anyone here from the spawn of nurgle recently ? Havent seen her post in a while.

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Bolsonaro playing the long game and deliberately destroying Brazil. Gotta admit, he is based.

COVID19 ITS TRUE ORIGINS - USA - NOT CHINA
After reading online and pulling corona virus related stories from China during the initial outbreak, there were reports surfacing regarding this virus exhibiting some pretty scary health complications, pneumonia in the lower respiratory track without reaching the top part of the lungs first, and in theory turning peoples lungs into such a poor condition it appeared they had pneumonia for some length of time destroying their lungs to such a poor condition they would likely end up with fibrosis for life. X-Rays also started to surface that showed lungs virtually destroyed in patients. We all know now the symptoms of COVID19 in March 22nd 2020, Cough Fever, Pneumonia, And I started to think hold on I have read something about a similar illness last year in America, after a little digging I found this article.

cnbc.com/2019/11/08/how-doctors-discovered-the-vaping-illness-this-is-not-infectious.html

Backup copy of the webpage in case it is changed after I publish my findings.

web.archive.org/web/20200322103753/https://www.cnbc.com/2019/11/08/how-doctors-discovered-the-vaping-illness-this-is-not-infectious.html

As you will notice this article has some alarming similarities to COVID19

Vaping Illness

The CDC has dispatched more than 100 physicians and investigators to find the precise cause of the deadly outbreak.
The first few patients showed up at Children’s Hospital of Wisconsin over the Fourth of July week.
More than 2,000 people have since fallen ill and 39 have died.
Doctors still don’t know what’s making victims sick.
The teens had fevers and coughs and were fatigued, D’Andrea recalled. When she looked at the CT chest scans, their airways looked very sore, red and irritated. Some of the airways were even bleeding.

Sound familiar to you these symptoms? Continued here.....
pastebin.com/NDsJppHh

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>Everyone is at the storing buying everything
>B-but no one is panicked.
K.

Put em out in the sun. For a lot probably, just don't wash them.

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it should be 3 millions already... in this case, it will be all over soon
get ready, we are going back to work

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It's Spring ^w^

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No shit they're infected. They're at 2000 something cases with barely any testing done.They just don't give a shit.

>One worker died on Saturday after he attempted to walk a 168 mile (270km) journey back home, a police officials told Reuters news agency.
If this is a "war" then the last thing governments should do is to fuck logistics up.

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my aunties are on the exact opposite side saying all of this is biblical

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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Nigger you still haven't told me - why the fuck would it matter so much who created it?
We need to know who CAUSED the outbreak (no solid proof yet). And who tried to cover it up and downplay its effects (CCP) - pic related.

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Ask your doctor about Remdesivir. It costs 1000x as much as hydroxychloroqine and doesn’t seem to work very well. But Gilead would be happy.

a German minister just took his own life over the stock market crash and coronachan

It passed 3 mln long time ago. We just can't test everything at once

Go back to redit you aren’t going to gain any clout here faggot and you sound like a gay nigger.

Even the president of Brazil realizes his own country is a shithole that deserves to be destroyed. kek

Julia is actually beyond perfect
11/10 goddess

3D and insect, double gross

He really does not understand that these are still early days and that Corona-chan is going to grow.
I thought boomers got better math education compared to common core zoomers but apparently that is incorrect.

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I want to give her headpats...
All it took was a smol virus to shut down globalhomo economy, close borders, sex and drug trafficking down, stopped flying in rapefugees, and put everyone out of work or risk death trying.
Such a good girl!

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based aunties

What's up, stupid goys?
Still believe in the fictional flu?

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marry and reproduce

For me, it's all about New Cases to New Deaths ratio

youtube.com/watch?v=KGEekP1102g
way too many people outside in Amsterdam

What if Bill Mitchell dies from Corona?

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tiddies

No, no, you have it all wrong. The "pirate" flag is for actual pirates not butt pirates. You want the LGBT or Canadian flag.

Oh look, a wild /ptg/ npc appears

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>Civil servants(male 18-25yo) doing the job of doctors now (doing test swabs).
Those swabs arent just for the nose but they literally POKE you, how do these civies do it without hurting people ?

>people start to do more and more gardening, planting shit in their yards "just in case".
What the fuck is this ? WW2 ?? Saw videos of old people going "lets learn how to can food" all over again.

>Staff quit
Why ?

Also did you hear:
dw.com/en/german-state-finance-minister-thomas-schäfer-found-dead/a-52948976
German minister of state finances killed himself

link

Kill yourself gyppo subhuman Julia is so hot that Murata based Fubuki's body on hers.
White roasties are fucking disgusting though and they are the real insects.

wait till we start playing

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I can't listen to the audio right now, but what we the exact quote from Fauci? I keep seeing different things. I've seen at most 100,000 but I also heard 200,000.

Someone help

I agree us should open up. I want to see the mayhem

There is a good chance that he will if he is actually practicing what he preaches

>till early days and that Corona-chan is going to grow.
lol wait for afrika and india they may give us more then 3 million new cases

...soon :)

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mind control repills over here":

dw.com/en/german-state-finance-minister-thomas-schäfer-found-dead/a-52948976

He has the cure

you want to plot the increase in cases per million?

nah I don't think you'd want that

I guess I can finish it, when I'm more free tonight. It only started out as a joke.

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> yellow fever for 3D insects
absolutely disgusting and degenerate

Nah, you know we can't have nice things in this timeline

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that's pretty light compare to normal days ahaha

Also, they've been super smug about the whole thing. I think this is a guru playing the meme song he made about the coronavirus to his audience.
youtube.com/watch?v=CA0T6ITmnh8

Yes but at what cost? Surveillance state, digital currency only, microchipping, social credit, stasi tier spying everywhere?

that's not a real graph you mong

Sure, but if only one of us well feeling coofers got extremely mild corona or is still in the incubation period it'll be coofed all around the area in no time.
I wish more people would wear masks already.

yeah

Man, this whole thing is a bunch of nonsense. Policies should be purely reactive - we should never attempt to head something off before it hits apocalypse levels. That's why we should have $0 anti terrorism budget, no flu vaccines, and sure as hell shouldn't shut down high risk states with currently low death counts. Fuck preparation!

I also think it's silly people are freaking out about "trajectories" and "exponential death curves." Only the total absolute number has any value, and if it doesn't equal or exceed the Black Death, it's meaningless. I mean, can you imagine if we had a massive global military campaign and overhaul of national security for a measly 3000 deaths in NY one day? The Black Death killed a lot more than 3000 people, so any incident like that would be meaningless.

Personally I refuse to freak out or even take precautions until the day we hit a death toll of at least a billion.

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Imagine someone that has coronachan coofing in there.

Yep, since last week.

Anyone have who tweets downplaying this whole thing saved?

I'm actually the happiest I've been in years. Normally I'm depressed and suicidal, but Corona-chan (pbuh) has given me hope for a new dawn. The status quo will end, the world will change, and I can't wait to see what new wonders await us in the post-apocalyptic wasteland that we'll soon find ourselves in.
God bless Corona-chan!

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Thats is for everyone to decide as to why. It is just a story user digest it debunk it believe it or not thats is your choice.