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>The prime minister has warned that the coronavirus crisis will get worse before it gets better, in a letter being sent to every UK household. Boris Johnson, who is self-isolating after testing positive for Covid-19, says stricter restrictions could be put in place if necessary. Britons will also get a leaflet detailing government rules on leaving the house and health information. It follows criticism over the clarity of government advice to date. The number of people who have died with coronavirus in the UK has now reached 1,019, with a further 260 deaths announced on Saturday. There are now 17,089 confirmed cases in the UK.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-52079922

>Strict measures could last 'significant period'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52082781

>More than 900 deaths in a day in Italy
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52067673

>Sweden's retarded response to coronavirus
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52076293

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telegraph.co.uk/news/health/swine-flu/5874683/Swine-flu-schools-should-close-to-halt-spread-of-virus-ministers-told.html
youtube.com/watch?v=pswQLA9mWmA
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8165083/Very-healthy-Italian-chef-19-living-London-dies-coronavirus.html
thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(05)73948-9/fulltext
youtube.com/watch?v=0Ckvu5nuZ5o
youtube.com/watch?v=def5aw-hDVg
theguardian.com/world/2005/sep/30/birdflu.jamessturcke
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>until june

wank to stop corona

Sweden has always been so fucking based

I envy them

telegraph.co.uk/news/health/swine-flu/5874683/Swine-flu-schools-should-close-to-halt-spread-of-virus-ministers-told.html

Neil Ferguson wanted to close schools to stop swine flu, which was a genuine nothingburger

links are better in this one

based stormy
fuck the government and fuck boris

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Imagine going four months, minumum, staying indoors and without having sex?

what a boring thread

they have ikea and an accepting liberal democracy that is thriving.
they are totally ready and qualified to treat this virus with the same hubris as they do for everything else

it's a fucking flu you retard

reminder that there has never been a treatment or vaccine for a coronavirus or any kind of RNA virus, let alone one with HIV genetic code

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better thread here lads

Yes, imagine that

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Wait your turn.

Also, this article surprises no one.

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miss pub
simple as

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>place stricter restrictions
>post corona smitten envelope licked by some underpaid poo in loo to each and every household
>everyone gets it within a week
Is this the so called heard immunity I’ve been hearing about?

>Sweden is now the least cucked country in Europe

Go figure.

.. are you swedish perchance lmfao

>in a letter being sent to every UK household. Boris Johnson,
Hope he's not hand writing it with his snotty fingers and licking the envelop with his flemmy tongue

...

Fuck niggers

>SARS variant with a death rate ranging from 30% to 90% that's at least 10x as contagious as influenza
>i-it's just a flu, bro

Same :(

Only four months?
Been doing that for six years

the thread splitting is giving me anxiety

...

The Queens senior footman, who walks her dogs and personally serves her food, has tested positive for COVID-19

Perhaps she will not see next winter after all

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;_;

youtube.com/watch?v=pswQLA9mWmA

>"..OK then, let me just say, they weren't all black - I was the white guy .."

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Nice to see IDS giving it some.

doesn't david icke say that she's a reptilian though? thought covid only affected mammals

>Perhaps she will not see next winter after all
>Implying she hasn't already been dead for a fortnight

this white kiddo just stole the culture wtf bros

HOW MANY DIED FROM IT AND HOW MANY DIED WITH IT?

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I'm genuinely struggling. I broke a 3 month dry spell at the end of Feb. Was looking forward to finally getting regular sex again. Lockdown quickly put an end to that thought. Now I'm basically stuck in a LDR. Fuck chinks.

now then

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1228 dead now

top lad. you eat that fucking double qp you beast.

>'Very healthy' Italian chef, 19, living in London dies 'from coronavirus after doctor told him he was young, strong and had no need to worry'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8165083/Very-healthy-Italian-chef-19-living-London-dies-coronavirus.html

Ahhh, mossad bought him a happy meal, how sweet

Is it worth going to work or should I just quit and jump on bennies

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90% death rate

spastic

How could this happen?

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Reminder that Neil Ferguson predicted half a million deaths in the UK from new variant CJD (then lowered his estimate to 136,000 - the actual figure was 170)

thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(05)73948-9/fulltext

I do nights at Amazon lad, get bennies, not worth it.

youre doing gods work m8

he looks emaciated

cheap labour by the tories?

good luck getting bennies right now

>Filippo Berio Filippo Berio Filippo Berio Filippo Berio Filippo Berio Filippo Berio Filippo Berio Olive Oil

youtube.com/watch?v=0Ckvu5nuZ5o

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HULLO
youtube.com/watch?v=def5aw-hDVg

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Are you a wagie in a cagey?

Sex is shit mate

Chefs are all on drugs or drink

Can't you just sign onto UC?

makes sense
it's not like we have millions of people sitting around on their arses or anything....
nope, we have to bring in foreigners

Larp

Nah luckily enough, though 10.5 hr shifts are a bag of shite.

cope

imagine it...

Depends on how much you get, i've looked into it and I'd get £60 a week. Hoping this gets worse so I forces UBI

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>you are X00,000 in the queue

joke's on you, I'm already on bennies

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Neil Ferguson is a known schizophrenic with a history of sexual abuse against children

this is the same shill form the last thread, what a faggot

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it's true the restaurant my mate works in the chefs are all strung out on coke and speed
some of the waitresses regularly roll on mdma during shifts

Fuck lads I just accidentally paid council tax 3 times. The first time online it said the payment failed. The second time it was the same. I then paid over the phone. Just checked my bank and all 3 payments have gone.

I can't bring myself to listen to anything more than a couple of seconds of Joe Owens.

Same excuse is used here to justify keeping illegal immigrants around. Farmers here get big subsidies from the government, and harvesting machines exist for just about every type of crop. But of course, they'd rather use what is essentially slave labor.

yeah wow what a death sentence

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the council have well and truly done you in

Reminder that Neil Ferguson predicted 200 million deaths from bird flu - the actual number was in the hundreds

theguardian.com/world/2005/sep/30/birdflu.jamessturcke

Have you checked on your neighbours? I did and they are all still wogs and I hope they all fuck off soon... or die. It doesn't matter which.

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Haha yeah...imagine that...

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Why can't these jobs be automated already? Just use drones ffs

First for deano mosques.

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It's true. I have had endless issues with the bastards. Hence why I wanted to make sure my payment was prompt and on time. Fuckers.

top lel champaign tonight in the bin lorry shed

Everyone who gets taken in is an already sick boomer, vast majority survived at home.

We've gone from
>it only kills 80 years olds
to
>yes it kills 19 year olds but they were a bit skinny anyway
The cope never ends.

That Stephanie Maurel has said the same thing the past 2 years, there's no picking jobs near me in York I've looked, don't know where they advertise.

Plus the farms tend to be in the middle of nowhere, you share a caravan with 3 others and pay £60 a week for it, ends up being less than minimum wage