/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2696

That's nearly the same as Friday you dumb nigger

>Less recovered
>weekend
Tomorrow will be all dente.

Italy numbers.
place your bets, gentlemen

+6500
+1020

MEANWHILE IN BRAZIL

twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1244271496543035400

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Corona chan is a SLUT

*phew* Happening canceled.

It's God's payback for 2006, spaghetterinos

bari, armed commando assaults tir transporting groceries, driver sequestered
fanpage.it/attualita/bari-commando-armato-assalta-tir-carico-di-generi-alimentari-e-sequestra-conducente/

the other user said 746. He leaked them correctly before

Nothingburger

The actual numberd of positive cases increased since yesterday. You are not a clown, you're the entire circus.

What do you guys think of my theory?

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>tfw the coomer inside wants 750k coronachan

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talk about cannibalism and
you get fiji and papua new guinea
showing up
krot jacobbbbs

I knew this was a nothingburger. can we open the lockdowns now? think of the economy!

Holy based.

Lmao based bolsonaro infecting brownzilians

Noice

It was literally less than that and it went back up again a few days ago. And why are you testing less

Hopefully he, and everyone around him die

brazil is kill

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wew lad

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I hope my workplace goes broke from this, I want neetbux

>more deaths than recoveries
>it's over

Me too. I can't wait, the world will be better off when we are glassed by Coronachan.

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>That's nearly the same as Friday you dumb nigger
So it's leveling off, then.

Italy is running out of testing kits. That's why.

how much fucked is Brazil?

kek, massive cope

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The numbers are being inflated. No pictures/videos of any overwhelmed hospitals or sick/dead people.

Numbers are not reflecting reality. Hospitals are vacant.

bolsonaro will be the main host for a mutation taht make corona take over other diseases and spread them as fast as herself

Weekend.

Unless your a kikes pet nigger I have bad news user

He's asking for it, isn't he?

What actually matters is the number of new cases

>Deaths 10k
>Recoveries 13k

My cat isn't psychic, but wanted me to tell you that you're fucking dead user.

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Why are weekend figures typically lower? This has happened three weeks in a row.

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brazil was never alive to begin with

>911

checked

Explain what's happening you fucks.

Wow, this really is a nothingburger.

The virus is in the tests. Sweden stopped testing and had 0 deaths

And when the terroni numbers start rising next week?

The last 6 or so show a clear plateau and drop coming

youtube.com/watch?v=sjDuwc9KBps&

Dad just sent me this video and I suspect he's gonna want me to do all this shit when I bring the shopping in. Sure he's over 80 and I don't want him dead, but for fuck's sake. Fuck China.

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Waiting for India to explode with anxious anticipation

Are the trafficking lines visible, user?

she's a big girl

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it actually looks like it's flattening somewhat.

at this rate he'll probably end up with a knife up his ass like Gaddafi

Its under 30k new tests today. Last time it was over 30k

Less testing on weekends everywhere.

For some reason there're those suddem drop and then a huge rise? Can someone explain me why?

ok so...
and italy has what ~10k deaths?
and their population is ~60,484,184
so 10,000/60,484,184= 0.000165332478
so the death rate from covid19 is 0.1
Italy's death rate in 2017 was 10.4
so is this significant?
>inb4 math.... flag

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>The virus is in the tests

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>756 NEW DEATHS
>646 RECOVERED

Good

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Larp harder op

Post corona-chan feet pls

>Fuck China
You are right. Find the nearest Chinese girl and have consensual sexual intercourse with her.

everyone in my town is panic buying at walmart and spreading the coofs on one another

how fucking stupid is this, these unenforceable "lockdowns"are making things worse as people go pack the stores and spread covid.

holy shit how fucked im i... i guess i can go to a small grocery shop or some shit but these people are a bunch of assholes going every day to the stores.

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They might survive it considering all the other bacteria they face everyday

JUST SWIM IN SHIT
t. Your President

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The law abiding western virus takes a weeend rest? Or the (((doctors))) kill less at weekends?

the number of new cases is flattening
that just means the total number of cases is increasing linearly

heard that line before, user

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>only 100 dead less then past days
>almost a small village wiped again
>its over

Covid-19 is not airbone. >Normies will believe this shit.

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Alot of labs don't work weekends

based colgate, fpbp

Is this the Batka strategy of epidemic control?

Proxy fag

In fact, the number of new positives is like 200 more than yesterday's. The total is so low because yesterday we had a lot of recoveries.

Can someone translate so people that matter can know what they said?

Who cares? Those are daily numbers. Yesterday we had 100 more deaths but 1.5k recovered

Could also be easily related to maximum testing capacity.

But there are also less death, this can't be explained by the "labs".

The lockdown seems to be working. This will need to be active for months. Can people last like this?

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> how can this be happening TO ME?!?
the dying song of the eternal preplet

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Fucking delicious armpits...

Hospitals are vacant.
Fucking nigger virus, once again, got tired of doing its fucking job and simply went to sleep.
My fucking god, that cunt corona simply couldn't avoid BBC moving from China to EU through Africa and got some nigger genes in the process.
Happening over, thanks to filthy dindu laziness.

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It’s true, hate the Chinese government, not necessarily all of its people...
Their government is filled with liars who condone animal abuse

The happening is happening

cant wait for the second wave

Hey dont you EVER post here again without your leaf. Is it understood?

>more deaths than recovered
>somehow this equals to an end to the happening
Big think

Keep listening to the voices and let us know what they say ok?

You mean, more recorded cases...

Because the recorded cases are 686k, while the deaths alone of the swine flu were just 600k on their own. The total cases were 2 billion. While the deaths are 570k less than the annual for flu.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Animals are beneath people you jew

Had to have been samefag on vpn

If a pastanigger dies with all the symptoms of corona but he hasn't beentested does the death count?

>Can people last like this?
One more week tops. Then the majority of people go insane and riots start

haha i like this

Then having masks is completely useless. But >muh experts now say masks are needed to stop the spread after first claiming you don't need it.

spain is more fugged now
bitchute.com/video/Cyp8HJRkGuQ3/

That’s what the testing is for.
Think about it, it barely effects children but effects older people.
Corona is INSIDE the children.
Pedos caught it and everyone those pedos had sex with caught it too.

pasta test their dead, unlike the Merkelites

If this were real President Trump would be dead of infection by now.

live feed for the italian result-a

Yes Yas Forums
Everything is pedophiles

I genuinely feel bad for the poofags.

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lol ok we will see
bitchute.com/video/Cyp8HJRkGuQ3/

What is lost forever?

is italy recovered cases getting lower?

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Yesterday:

>After Bolsonaro supported the idea of people going back to work for the past weeks, open churches, open shopping malls, public transportation, and to only isolate people with over 65 years of age, Brazilian minister of health asks the President during yesterday's meeting:

>"Are we prepared for the worst scenario, with army trucks carrying bodies through the streets? With live transmission on the internet?"

>The Minister of Health demanded that the President stopped belittling this plague or he'd have to criticize him publicly (which he hasn't done). Bolsonaro said he'd fire him if he did that.

full article:
politica.estadao.com.br/noticias/geral,mandetta-a-bolsonaro-estamos-preparados-para-ver-caminhoes-do-exercito-transportando-corpos,70003252107 (disable Javascript)
oantagonista.com/brasil/mandetta-pergunta-a-bolsonaro-estamos-preparados-para-ver-caminhoes-do-exercito-transportando-corpos-pelas-ruas/?desk

Today:

The WHO stated themselves that the virus can last in the air for mutiple hours at a time. Yes, it is airborne

>If a pastanigger dies with all the symptoms of corona but he hasn't beentested does the death count?
No. Plenty of cases that are not being counted anymore.
Especially those that die in their fucking homes.
We have direct reports of this happening in the last weeks. Same symptoms, same death. Not counted.

There have been videos of over crowded hospital hallways, you have to look for them though, most of the time they can’t film this stuff for privacy reasons

As for empty hospitals, since this virus is a high level case, most of the time the patients are sent to high level hospitals that have the equipment/staff prepared to handle it

If we let infected people stay at their local hospitals, they would occupy all the rooms in the entire city and there would be nothing for other types of patients

Grazie pastabro

Come fai a sapere i digits?

we have antibodies, blood plasma, hydroxychloroquine, they say 80 percent won't even know they are sick, yet somehow it's a world wide prison planet lock down event. It's a globalist takeover, you can't be told to stay home and not travel, that's a violation of human rights. The virus is a nothing burger, but the behavior of the world governments (new world order) is not

Wonder how hard the nips are gonna get hit. They seems to like wearing face mask to keep themselves to infect other people. Which I guess is always smart.

lmao
all these nothing burgers THE PEAK HAS PASSED
VIRUS IS FAKE
sorry guys its only just begun

>try to expose world pedo ring
>have tons of evidence
>evidence is too shocking to believe
>have their entire network mapped out
>taint the supply with a bioweapon
>make the pedos glow for all to see

ITALY

+3851 infecteds
+756 deaths

>hydroxychloroquine
nobody tell him

>another day of "quarantine"
>wake up
>get on /cvg/
>look for writefag or new coronas
>play videogames
>drink
>forget to eat anything again
>go to sleep

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Is that what the video is about? This is an english board translate it you hues.

Humans can adapt to almost anything. There is a reluctance at first but it becomes normal. We carry devices that track our movements everywhere. People spend 2+ hours a day committing back and forth from work. We sit for hours at the DMV for things that could be done automatically or online. staying quarantined will be easy as long as people have food/water/electricity/internet

Fuck off Bill. I know its you

>all borders closed
>stock market crashing
>german finance minister committing suicide
>i-it's the GLOBALISTS

wait it's even smaller than that.
since deathrate is calculated per 1000
so 1000*10000/60,484,184
is this a nothing burger?????

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