/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2695

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Not american but if I get some trump bucks, I'd buy a hooker.

NYC emergency services broadcast:
m.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/7392

Feed for my animals and land tax.

Dragon dildos, next question

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UH OH

>m.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/7392
Listen to how many "difficulty breathing" reports over the station there are

The happening is happening

She's fucking invincible

Post this in the OP next time

m.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/7392

oh shidd didn't see your post, sorry

Good

It's sunday so probably not.

Gonna save and when I turn it to 2 grand assuming the lockdown ends i'mma coom into a high class brothel maiden.
Or buy a new tv.
Maybe both...

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looking at the trend of the past few days i'd say yea

Either save it in my down payment fund or use it to pay some of my student loan. I could pay the rest of my loan if I wanted to right now but it’s nice to build credit and use the tax advantages. Also it’s nice having a good buffer of cash

If that's the case why can't I find the tweet

>only 26k new cases in the last 12 hours
Lmao I love seeing happeningfags get massively BTFO.

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Is this just for the first wave or in total?

>mfw I realize COVID-19 only kills old boomers and cripples

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Sks, drum mag, cheese grater handguard, swivel bipod.

Artificial and homosexual.

Which one are you guys listening to? I'm on FDNY, Brooklyn, Manhattan,Queens dispatch. I remember Chicago Police Dispatch threads, those were comfy.

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>France, Spain, Italy, US, Turkey yet to report
>Germany yet to report all cases

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>when the truth hits

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Dont get any because i made too much in 2019 but going to be unemployed in 2020 so it sucks.

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>GIVE CORONA CHAN A BIG PEE PEE AT ONE MILLION!!!!!

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Who's side are you on? Corona-chan or humanity?
strawpoll.me/19646191/

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fuck off shill.
you'll be in the incinerator soon enough.

First wave I suppose.

I'm always asleep when the big numbers come in, i don't know what time i should wait for

Noooo. I just got off work, I don't want to listen to it still. Unless you have a Colorado or Cali one

Sunday numbers have always been low newfag
Lurk more
Wave 1
Killed a few kids and zoomers already, that cope is busted

Counterfeit and pederastic

I don’t bulli actual retards sorry.

Booze when I have to restock.

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Is there an art-only version sans the gay prayer? Lung-chan is cool

When was the beach party again? See you in two weeks USA. Remember your stupidity.

>Killed a few
They had health problems which is why

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Trump, 10 hours ago:
>I AM going to shut down ny, nj, ct.

Trump, now:
>...O-OK....mr...g...gov cuomo...dont declare war on us....
>omg desantis I'm sorry....please dont switch parties because i betryed you....
>NOOOO GOV. MURPHY....IM SORRY.....WE WONT EVER INCLUDE NJ IN A SHUTDOWN....

This shit honestly made me realize trump is just a jewish shill. He backed down when he should have DOUBLED DOWN. He really is just a Zionist who cares about economy more than people. Im done.

Im OFF the trump train.

Hookers aren't that pricey, and beyond a point, any increase in spend only offers diminishing returns. Why not buy one right now?

STINKY

WHAT THE FUCK!

>An aircraft has exploded at Manila airport
>Evacuation aircraft RPC 5880 was supposed to fly to Haneda, Japan for a 'medical evacuation' when it exploded at NAIA runway 24. On board are 3 pilots, 1 doctor, 1 nurse, 1 mechanic, and 1 patient and a relative of the patient, accdg to sources.

twitter.com/ABSCBNNews/status/1244258980253204480

median age of the dead from coronavirus is 87 here
what a nothingburger

Are you kidding me I want to wander a post-pandemic wasteland; but humanity will probably prevail.

FAMINES WILL HAPPEN

FAMINES WILL HAPPEN

FAMINES WILL HAPPEN

FAMINES WILL HAPPEN

How to survive it? Let's discuss, please.
>inb4 cannibalism

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it's sunday, Belgium broke all it's previous records today though

i have covid and it doesnt even feel that bad. the cough is just annoying.

I'm confused....

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The website has them from all over the world, just pick a station bruv
Look at the names retard, read the articles.

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>those are wave one numbers
Jesus. Well, we're fucked.

Eat bats

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Semen

What's the average?

italy is in 30 minutes, idk about france and US updates real time i believe.

How's Bill coping today?

It's simple, we shoot ourselves

Stop making threads without the daily counts you lazy kike.

>Christian pastor who said pandemic was 'mass hysteria' dies from the virus
That's what you get.

Nothingburger

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>thought India would be screwed because people were going to go to a religious festival, but then quarantine happened
>instead a million pajeets are ignoring quarantine anyway
lmao based. Good luck India.

Loot

Doesnt that indicate it will peak sooner and sharper?

You read the fucking articles schlomo, they probably had underlying health problems. The reason this shit is locked down is so old crippled boomerfags don't get sick

imagine thinking random numbers on a random website are "real time" legit lmfao

>flag
>post

Dude you’re fucked.

Locust swarm in africa is getting bigger....

Just use water and soap lmao

>LionAir
Their planes fall from the sky like rocks at the best of times.

THE VIRUS HAS EVOLVED TO ATTACK INANIMATE OBJECTS!!!

>Looks about right. No underlying health conditions here!

Grow your own food
Mild strain, you got lucky
Wave one isn't even halfway done either.

Are you stupid, famines won't happen.

nothing to see here, go back to sleep

>Im OFF the trump train.
Says someone who was never on in the first place

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LMAO this is the absolute best-possible outcome for the first wave. Look at the risk factors for death with the Grey Plague...

>obesity
>pre-existing hear condition
>diabetes
>elderly

Do a lot of Burgers fit into these categories?

Holy shit there's a lot of tachycardia and breathing difficulties on the radio

Prostitution is not legal here and I'm too lazy to go out and find some.

84

fatties could survive famine but corona-chan kills them

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Don't they just take the Trumpbucks out of next year's tax refund anyway?

Number of deaths still lower than thread count * 11.9418
nice burger

Nothing burger, medication for older Corona strains are effective.

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8164743/Mother-65-no-underlying-health-problems-dies-coronavirus.html

>308 new cases and 4 new deaths in Romania.
WOW Romania wtf you doing?

Fake News

Already happening.
Those locust swarms are devouring Africa and Asia.

You do realise that's only because of lockdowns..right?

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Putting it toward a nineteenth century American Oakens Fingerbox

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>probably
Yea no, there are many that didn't. Not spoonfeeding you, look yhem up.

Remember when the people of Wuhan were yelling "it's all fake"?

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>Food supply chain already affected
>Famines won't happen

>she beats the estimates every day
Our girl is so strong!

Moar

>a-am i one of the cool kids now? XD
Go check his twitter instead of attention whoring you fuckign faggot

A virus....a computer virus

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I also remember them yelling all night once.

Fucking told you faggots, you wouldn't listen.

Trump has to take action now, or we're probably even talking one magnitude on top of that.

>famines won't happen.

this is one off the last stages of nothingburgerfagism

our global food production relies on manufacturing, fertilizers, machine parts, the economy will collapse and all that chain with it.

we're exporters, I think Europe is the most fucked.

>no underlying apart from 10 stone of fat crushing her chest.

Bloody panic merchants

>No underlying health conditions
apart from being an undeniable bloater

very nice Dane-user...
>saved

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Are you a fag? No need to answer, fag.

>no underlying health conditions
Apart from being obese.
.

>0.08% of the german population has been infected by Corona in almost 2 months
>30% of germans get the flu in a matter of 4 months
The absolute state of happeningfags.

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Covid-19 coughs are "unproductive". No phlem.

/cvg/ confirmed as Corona Chan cult HQ.

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>FAMINES WILL HAPPEN
Reminder that our farmers have nobody to sell their veggies
Reminder that the South is suffering from lack of water and high temperatures
Reminder that caminhoneiros are a bitchy class and will end up demanding bigger bonuses to keep working
Reminder that by each passing day this pathetic government keeps being pathetic, a Regime Militar is forming itself faster

>No underlying health conditions
>Fucking land whale
I thought daily mail wasn't supposed to cucks, why's it posting HAES bullshit?

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at least not in the west lol

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>>obesity
>>pre-existing hear condition
>>diabetes
>>elderly
>Do a lot of Burgers fit into these categories?
Yes. We have our own bariatric busses for transporting them. It's used almost as much as our normal busses are.

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Is there a 600k version or do we have to wait for 700k

Hope she gets pregnant with another strain,that will also grow up next to her moma.

Will we reach the 100k per day now?

Bat soup withdrawals are a bitch.

Some fine English dentistry

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The flu has existed in the human population for thousands of years

In your shithole country famine is a daily experience. Even in my thirdworld shithole country right now, all the stores and supermarkets and groceries are still full of stock. Retard.

When you murder happy zoomers say "MUH VIRUS NEVER LEAVES AND YOU WILL GET REINFECTED" that's not how reinfection works. The virus was purged from people. They just happened to pick the shit back up again because its everywhere.

More reasons to think it's a bioweapon.

I don't get what you mean?

when's italy report?

this is your friendly reminder logistical death is still expected mid April

How are Sandy Hook townsfolk holding out against this terrible disease?

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24 min

I'm no commie but we need to militarize the economy

just give everyone arroz e farinha para não morrer de fome

>this is one off the last stages of nothingburgerfagism
I wasn't saying that it was nothingburger, there's 0 fucking way there will be a famine since food manufacturing aren't closed down. They are essential, Oh wait I forgot, in the favela you literally eat monkey soup fucking idiots.

Fever of 101°F and it feels like I’m breathing gravel.
Won’t get my test results back for two days.
I feel like such an idiot for jerking off so often to something that’s probably gonna kill me

it was either build an Empire or dental surgeries. Besides the toothless chad vs toothed virgin

Most Germans aren't retards and know how to avoid getting sick, we aren't talking about you alone.
Theres video of all of Whuan wailing like they're in hell one night, someone post the vid

we're getting fucked in all orifices by gypsies returning home from all EU countries

>strawpoll.me/19646191/
MULDERS!

You're fine, you're just going through zinc overdose. Best way is to INCREASE the masturbation.

Good luck user...

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I agree, we should lift all lockdowns to give this poor little virus a fighting chance.

Militarizing the economy/throwing out liberalism, globalism and democracy in favor of fascism isn't being a commie, it's being a nationalist who's worried about the nation, it's people and their needs

>Whuan wailing
but then what of italy?

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>Higher per capita income and hdi
Cope. We're living the good life here. Just give it time and your stores will be empty.

How many times did you fucking jerk off and how did you even catch the virus if all you do is jerk off? How careless are you guys?

You all are toothless so you can suck weenie like champs.

Just stop and think, are you noticing some patterns?
>deadly plague that is spreading across the new decade, with a first wave that kills the elder and the crippled, and then probably a second deadlier wave; the spanish flu lasted during 1919 and 1920, killing millions of people in two wave (second one was far deadlier)
>massive distrust against democratic governments and politicians; same thing that happened in the 20s
>economy is probably going to hit worse than 1929

Just wait another 10 years. History is repeating. This time, however, the Holocaust will be real and no jews nor chinks will be left behind.

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Next one is propably at either 750k or 1mln

Before you go down, go to some nigger neighborhood and coof with all your might.

Ch-checked

>the total number of deaths always equals to the total number of confirmed cases two weeks earlier
So how long till the societal collapse?

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just eat bananas. lol flour shortage retards deserve to starve to death

How did your symptoms progress? Was it immediate

boys the shelves here are still a bit empty on rice and pasta. hows it looking for u? we dont even have that many cases here. i wanted to ask in the store why that is

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>difficulty breathing
>difficulty breathing
>difficulty breathing
God damn.

Based

oh fuck

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>Won’t get my test results back for two days.
what good will that do, there isn't a cure anyway

He's blaming ancillary causes of death. Basically now the virus is a nothingburger because technically it's heart attacks and shit that ACKSHUALLY doing the killing. The other day he couldn't understand why hospitals are being overwhelmed. He didn't understand that all the usual patients and problems don't just go away when a a new problem comes along. He's hopeless.

Yes. Just giving people money like America is doing won't work, food needs to rationed as ugly as that sounds.
I hope we don't sell our all food to China they're probably paying a lot.

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>1.85mn to die of the virus and 490mn infected even under lockdown by end of the year
>Without lockdown projections based off China's numbers suggest a deathtoll ranging from 10.5mn to 73mn along with 4.9bn infected by the end of the year assuming China has been honest and national healthcare systems don't collapse from sheer cases.

/ourgirl/ is doing just fine. It's hilarious watching the nothingburgers coping.

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Blue checkmark means its real and not a retarded screencap edit

Ok lulruguay.

You needed a confirmation on this?

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>mutt

You should have heard it this morning, the guy was on the verge of tears at one point.

Guess I better stockpile more shit then

>91 NEW CASES IN PUGLIA
>5 NEW CASES IN MY TOWN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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digits say yes

>officers have just attended an address in absolute shock to find 25 adults and children having a massive party with speakers and karaoke
>Everyone dispersed and hosts dealt with

Should have been shot on sight with that food

twitter.com/DerWestResponse/status/1244060249402806277

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kek
businessinsider.com/coronavirus-boris-johnsons-government-reportedly-furious-with-china-2020-3

>assuming China has been honest

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Hmmm...

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>Just wait another 10 years. History is repeating
It really is though. Democratic/free countries are starting to realize that this much democracy/freedom is fucking them in the ass, and this much capitalism is too
Fascism and it's childs will explode more than they have in the past years

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also I want to join the military desperately
even if it's just to help carrying bodies.

Nipples need to grow now!!!

When you see a black "person" do you just process it as a large pile of crap? America seems full of them.

Haha, no, not really bro.

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Are they still producing new porn?
It's essential work right?

She is a big girl!

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Glad we can be comfy now.

Amd you can go to the home page and put in your state and county to here about how busy your area is.

How stupid, all that food could have been stockpiled for the next 3 months

Which stage of grief is this?
Acceptance?

test

My sister who has an immuno illness got a drop off yesterday by the army.
So its happening. It's on a weekly schedule. She's already confined to at minimum 3 month lockdown.

Also the army is building or converting 5 field hospitals and 6 mortuaries with the largest one capable of holding 12,000 corpses at one time.

>no jews nor chinks will be left behind

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very high

That all looks pretty damn delicious.
What is it?

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>Years worth of porn on the internet
>He still wants more
Peak coomerism

>Fascism and it's childs
>smiles in german

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this is my fetish

good, the every country should be furious with china

Its based off 2018 isnt it? Thought because the extension on 2019 to July made them do that

I want to see porn between infected individuals, preferably in their bad state of health

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Silver.
IF IT WAS AVAILABLE

i keep hearing all these reports on facebook mainly, that coronavirus stays in the throat first few days and to drink lots of water and gargle will send it to the stomach and kill it.

is this legit science or fake?

This is what (((they))) and their slaves deserve for ruining us. Even normies are slowly starting to realize that too much democracy is harmful, and that there needs to be a strong man willing to lead his country and people. I can only smile at the thought of younger fascist generations marching on the streets whilst (((they))) will shake in fear.

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Topkek.

Bogdanoffs manufacturing COVID-19 in order to crush stock market:
youtube.com/watch?v=ikDmViLRW0k

Anyone have info on the Twitter happening that took place early this morning? All the headers changed to one of three colors of only notable accounts. Didn't see anything about it this morning.

For you

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Based Poles really are the only whites in Britain

Sorry user. Sucks to have to wait 3 months till you can fuck her again.

Just wait until it gets into your city

I feel like you guys should get a heads up on this, India is basically way more fucked than other country right now.
>govt gave their citizens a 4hr lockdown window (yes 4 hours)
>people continuing to mix normally as if nothing is happening
>quarantine is basically nonexistent, the videos of police beating people are just to show the rest of the world the govt has things "in control"
>outbreak in India is gonna be in the 10s of millions by this time next week
Screencap dis
BTW I saw it being reported on Sky News earlier. India is done. Superpower status: denied by Corona-chan.
If you think I'm kidding:
bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-52081396

video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1243870335629324288/pu/vid/720x1280/ucziED8vm_i4p29k.mp4

video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1243891628974080000/pu/vid/480x848/E2N5ftK5TYrRYYE6.mp4

Bullshit, if you know nothing about DNA and independent research institutions that is probably the bullshit you come up with.

Also the tests have 80% false negative not positive.

If that was the case we would already be at multiple million official infected.

Nothingburgers are CCP agents and shills getting social credit points for extra benefits.

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It literally attacks the stomach and intestines. No

Fake as fuck.

>find a channel for my own city
>first thing heard is "-109 fahrenheit, difficulty breathing. Patient came back to the country a few weeks ago and had been staying with their daughter for the last week"
>city only has 7 cases yet and calls are coming in a lot more frequently than that suggests
help

Holy shit they were doing it up
>all that food
>peaches on breading
Are they Poles?

Last thread, first video, dude on the right. He had an animal on his head in the hospital. No mentions?

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My journofren just texted me

756 new deaths today in Italy

If you don't believe me it's ok

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I will personally seize the means of producing 5.56 during the pre-apocalypse

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Means no immunity.

Just IMAGINE the smell of that much raw human fat, slowly rotting in a long forgotten bedroom until a switch or pilot light ignites the methane and blows all the windows out...
I had the displeasure of smellimg that once from 500 feet away when I was a paperboy in the 90s... I will NEVER forget that smell.

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>getting mad over an american virus stolen by americans and sold to americans in fake america
JK, we have to nuke the chinks

Stay strong Pastabro, stay strong for our ancestors.

The virus may not be that deadly but thinking about the amount of time we're gonna be shut down is getting to me. Wuhan is still fucked.

WAITING FOR LUIGI TO GIVE US THE NUMBERS

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Stay safe out there guys

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twitter.com/CT_Bergstrom/status/1243252341756669953

>the guy was on the verge of tears at one point.
Pretty hot ngl

is this virus going to be the worst in the usa because of all the niggers and spics?

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It's his hand, I noticed the same thing.

I see India has devised a new "social clustering" strategy to soften the impact of the virus by use of human shields

I got over 100 troy ounces. Tiny bit of gold too. Bought it all 3.5-4 years ago.

>150 less than yesterday
So it's a nothing burger after all. I should have believed Bill.

eat like a jap would and compliment rice w/ side dishes.

>this post
>that flag
You're supposed to fight stereotypes.

hey US gotta pump those numbers, your obese guys are huge enough to take 3 spaces of room in any hospital

And millennials because they can't stay inside more than 5 hours

>Rich people

Worst in Africa, China, India the Burgerland

It'll be worse in India. USA is currently 1st place because they're doing a lot of testing.

>look at my megayacht hur staubsafe out there
fuck him, hope he dies

Also 646 recovered

Cases are coming soon he said

its probably the user that fucked his sister after Yas Forums made him honest with himself

no, it will be the worst because of the obesity(related heart, cancer and diabetic complications)

Looks like a creature

>"social clustering" strategy
Based.

Sad

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Everyone was expecting India to be galactically fucked by coofchan.

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I've been looking at UK stats and they are quoting on gov.uk/guidance/coronavirus-covid-19-information-for-the-public :
"As of 9am on 29 March 2020, a total of 127,737 people have been tested, of which 108,215 were confirmed negative and 19,522 were confirmed positive." So, 84% of tested are coming back negative. May we conclude that infection isn't as widespread as governments would like us to believe?

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looks like a wet beaver from the thumbnail

"Goyim, Israel has a COVID-19 vaccine, only 666 shekels, but today, just for Jew, only 660 shekels! Such a deal!"

-----------------------

Israeli Scientists Claim It’s ‘Pure Luck’ They Were Already Working On A COVID-19 Vaccine Prior To The Outbreak

christiansfortruth.com/israeli-scientists-claim-its-pure-luck-they-were-already-working-on-a-covid-19-vaccine-prior-to-the-outbreak/

In 1998 Israeli Jews were caught developing ethnic bioweapons:

wired.com/1998/11/israels-ethnic-weapon/

They hold the world’s record for false flags:

judaism.is/false-flags.html

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He tweeted that deaths in Italy had topped out and literally 5 minutes after he tweeted he was proved wrong

HEY! Whatever happened to that army of Ducks anyway??

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It's bad, bro. My last shift had 12 possible covid cases that we transported. LEO aren't showing up to our calls anymore unless its extremely violent. I haven't seen fire unless it was a auto accident.