/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2694

>listening to the NYC ems and fire live brodcast
>mfw

God I'm happy to be a country boy.

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JAPAN IS GOING TO REACH 2K AT ANY MOMENT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU FAGS TOLD ME FOR MONTHS THE NIPS WERE SAFE

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until the end of humanity

If you mean how long will it last before we "return to normal" I will say at least 6 more months

We haven’t even had one mass public insurrection against the elitist military forces keeping us in our disease ridden dwellings. Call this a happening? Total nothingburger for a few weeks then back to normal again. Liars

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we got at least 2 more waves, so a year

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A year at the least, 3 at the most

springtime, like the flu

I feel like you guys should get a heads up on this, India is basically way more fucked than other country right now.
>govt gave their citizens a 4hr lockdown window (yes 4 hours)
>people continuing to mix normally as if nothing is happening
>quarantine is basically nonexistent, the videos of police beating people are just to show the rest of the world the govt has things "in control"
>outbreak in India is gonna be in the 10s of millions by this time next week
Screencap dis
BTW I saw it being reported on Sky News earlier. India is done. Superpower status: denied by Corona-chan.

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Cvg fags were saying it'll be 1 million cases by now.
I'm balls deep in puts and gonna lose a lot because of you faggots

>10% of Wuhan cases get reinfected after "recovery"
>archive.is/r0r42
Virus lives in that cranial nerve for breathing, hidden from the immune system again and again until you're dead.

ohhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
That shit is scary anons, hold me!

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Hope we get tiddie at 750k, big number going up too slow

>Haha you think viruses are real? I bet you also think dinosaurs existed
It's more real than your 68.5 genders.

It's time to STOP

It's here to stay and change our way of life forever.
The upside of it is that people will return to the country in the interstellar-esque scenario, leaving the cities half depopulated.

>vaccine any day now bro
>just 12 months and it's ready

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No we weren't

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What a [spoiler]shitstorm.[/spoiler]

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They where downplaying it because of the Olympics

two big white buns
built for _ _ _

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m.broadcastify.com

For all to enjoy.

How far are we from total societal collapse?

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Now that Reinfections are confirmed, you can burn your puts and punch your boss
>it's over
it's over

It's fucking over user for real, this is it.

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1 died from the treatment?

Why can't China be honest with itself and say the truth? If they did it we wouldn't have gotten our asses in this whole situation

How long should I cook my pinto beans? They've been soaked overnight.
The information I find on cooking sites varies a lot, I need Yas Forums's opinion on this.

France saving the world once again.

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what I want to know is what kind of mutation is going to come out in that shithole

Translate? I don't speak coward poofter

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Are flights to uk banned?
Of course not

Expecting to not have my contract renewed if this continues. Lucky I am not a nigger and have over a year's worth of expenses saved for my family

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h e h

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So the German minister of finance killed himself over the virus crisis. How will nothingburgers respond to this

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If... if we are lucky... and it sure wont be normal life.

Every few seconds a possible new case, shit is surreal.

Well yeah, gender is a social construct :^)

Telling china to be honest is like telling jews to donate shekels for charity.

Pic related is my cousin, he says Hydrochloroquine is for sure going to be a treatment.

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How am I supposed to stop eating bat ass if bats look like this?

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>"Yo, yo, Slaanesh, check this shit out."
>"Ugh, what is it now?"
>"Well, I was cooking up some major disease to fuck with mankind..."
>"You always do that, I don't care."
>"No, listen, I swear this is funny. Anyway, I was working so hard on it and guess what they did?"
>"Unless they fucked I don't care."
>"Some fucktard ate a bat and created something worse than I was cooking up."
>"I told you I don't care, I'm leaving."
>"No, come back! I'm so lonely..."

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Go wade in the filthy Ganges and you'll be fresh. Take a dump before you get there, like anywhere or fuck it just shit in the water you filthy animal. Oh and my cat says fuck you poo.

This makes my blood boil.

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1 died despite the treatment

You get reinfected by a different strain. We unironically need a vaccine that blocks out every strains common attack vector or else we are all fucked

Sicily is going to be a wasteland,
Then Every other region

Coronavirus, the company forced to close: 29 year old man loses his job and kills himself

>Tragedy on Friday in an apartment on the outskirts of Carmagnola. A 29-year-old boy was found dead, hanged in the stairwell of the apartment building where he lived with his family. It was the father who discovered the horrible tragedy. The boy, who had a degree in Languages and had some depression problems dragging on from the past, had just been informed by the company he worked for that their collaborative relationship ended there because of the virus and the epidemic emergency. In fact, following the rules imposed by the decree, the company suspended production by temporarily closing. But at the same time she was forced to terminate her working relationship with the 29-year-old, hired on a fixed-term basis 8 months ago. And this is what immediately made us hypothesize that the two facts, the loss of the job after the emergency Convid-19 and the suicide, are closely connected.

lastampa.it/torino/2020/03/29/news/coronavirus-29enne-perde-il-lavoro-e-si-uccide-1.38652225

THIS IS NOT FUN ANYMORE

PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO KILL THEMSELVES

I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Was that a terrorist attack?

They don’t want to look bad. That’s their reason.

NEW STRAINS OF CORONA VIRUSES ARE BEING DEVELOPED IN SOUTHERN CHINA BY TOP VIRUS EXPERTS

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8163761/Chinese-markets-selling-bats.html

Personally I'd prefer to eat Amy Rose's ass

I'd say 16 months. That would be the 4th Re-infection, roughly.

4 more rounds of this shit and there are going to be Death Cults roaming the streets looking for victims on Pennsylvania Avenue.

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in english, doc

go to bed Zane

I hate the chinese so much

People don't recover from hiv, but do from covid19

how do we get gook moot to implement a /cvg/

Surely we have enough cause to warrant a board now

there can be a separate threads just for countries, deaths, mointoring ems, potential treatments, coronachans, conspiracy theories, etc. These threads are moving far too fast.

Didnt a jew outlaw buying it over the counter in January and hasn't the central french stocks been stolen?

Those numbers seem so suspicious though, like it was TOO effective
I hope they are real, though

You'd think this would be all over the world in an instant if they were THAT effective

still, you can get reinfected which kinda sucks

*state finance minister
there's 16 of those

> translation: we bought your stuff so that your people die and now were selling it back to you

Expect alot more user.

Big Bat Cock

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OMG GUYS THEY ARE CLOSE TO COMPLETING A VACCINE!! IT WILL BE RELEASED BY THE END OF APRIL!!!!!

NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED

hehe u guys faggots :)

depends on the country

UK will probably be first, their food supply has collapsed, as has the value of the pound
>source: I know a British commodities trader

I don't want to end up like 2001 Argentina

GrapeApe lurks Yas Forums maybe he'll see this and run it buy him

only one patient as died out of 1003 patients treated with the combination of those 2 meds
>the only patient who died was a 86yo lady that had already developed a pneumonia

BTW if you think I'm kidding about India:
bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-52081396

NIGGERS IN APEFRICA ARE PANICKING youtube.com/watch?v=tlwFTlk9pGc

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You Abos can just hide on an island.

As if we had a society before this.

Thanks friend.

Just want to point out this is at 666 retweets.
twitter.com/NYCHealthCommr/status/1226508570646269954

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Here are some fun patent numbers for the US and Europe:
US2006257852
EP3172319B1

Big lie user sorry, they take 1 to 2 years to make into trial stages

Post link

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So does your mum.

*shivers*

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capitalism at work brah

jesus christ it's chinese Pravda

1M when? Place your bets

Happening canceled. Number of cases falling.

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Wow, nice sound mixing, you fucking niggers

Wait, these are also for the police departments. Aren't those illegal? I mean, what if people use this to dodge the cops while doing shady shit.

Did someone save the TV screenshot with a guy standing on front of a giant screen with all the stocks in red from yesterday ?

I think it was from UK

I hope Idols and anime are safe.

April 3rd realisticly

>Happening cancelled, says increasingly nervous man

Picture taken today from india, you dont need to social distance if you have a shitty little paper mask!

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4 days.

Or, playing devil's advocate here: how about we move to 8kun? Less shills probably too.

9 days from now April 7rd

They always fall on sundays user, lurk more

what is the total number of tested people in italy ?

it's not a cureall but it avoids going from flu to pneumonia.
it has to be taken as soon as you get infected to be effective. it's not useful if you already developed a pneumonia

It was under 2000 cases 5 days ago, and it jumped back up above 2000 cases. A curve isn't going to look consistent in the real world dumbass there's too many factors

fake tweet glowie poster at it again

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There's only one gender.

HAPPENING CANCELLED

It's preaty clear that Slaanesh came back

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>416 dead in lombardy alone

Depends on how "recovered" they are. It could potentially cause permanent damage to the lungs, which impacts their breathing capacity in later life.

>Implying people aren't loving staying at home at 80% pay

which fucking one? jesus there's hundreds of channels

Why oh why couldnt this have been Tom Hanks plane... dammit !

>less shills
No, not at all kek

They're not even testing people under 65 here. We're fucked.

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We got a difficulty breathing on saunders park

>Mfw the devil plays devils advocate

twitter.com/raoult_didier/status/1244237477826703360
mediterranee-infection.com/covid-19/

She is part of our genetic makeup now. We are literally living in an interval where humanity will be divided between immune carrier chads and immunocompromised herd outcasts.

>only 416 dead
the state of nothing burgers no surprise they hide behind memeflags in shame

Both HIV and covid19 have ADE, which makes a vaccine development from very hard to impossible

South Korean health minister killed himself as well around Jan or Feb... weird

The human gender

m.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/7392

gimme the source

Nurgle isn't lonely, he has his Eldar waifu he can infect at will and use as a testing tube for his new diseases. He is the least lonely of the chaos gods.

If 500 million Indians die overpopulation issue would be solved

NIGGERS ARE PANICKING IN KENYA DEMANDING GIBS TO STAY HOME
youtube.com/watch?v=tlwFTlk9pGc

>but do from covid19
you don't know that

Chaos grows stronger
Anarchy reigns

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lapresse.it/cronaca/bologna_cade_dal_tetto_di_un_palazzo_su_un_ambulanza_salvo_per_miracolo-1903355/video/2019-10-08/

right, viruses are not real
now have some unprotected buttsex in your darkroom

see

Yeah and check your county every once and a while only real info to be found.

Unless you are a ham guy.

>ONLY Lombardy

Oh its that retard that refuses to do a randomized clinical trial with other researchers because he claims he has the magic cocktail which he's already changed 5 times. Dismissed

Why does India have so few cases?

They must have been number one in this Wuhan Olympics considering their 1 billion population and super unhygienic environment they have to deal with on a daily basis

Redpill me in the Brazil situation. What s happening and why are they so fucked that Bolsonaro is a target. Is it just because Brazil is literally just a jungle and the monkeys are chimping out?

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I hope they implement designated coofing streets.

It's sunday you nigger. Wait for tomorrow's report.

I saw the same report. Hes done it as deliberately as Khan did by shrinking tube capacity
Its cull time

India is coofed

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Praying for Italy to get better

Any NY hospital footage from inside?

>link
Isn't this the same retard who ran tests without a control group and claimed to have the cure like 5 fucking times already?

no wonder this isn't on the news, everyone thinks he is a charlatan

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I have difficulty breathing here, but then again I just finished beating off to war comics. So much for no fap.

There are no gibs in the 3rd world.

If 200 million americans die world peace would be guaranteed.

Pretty weird

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>hippocratic oath
he won't do one

>Niggers
>Staying home

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You are welcome.

But probably not a friend.

tks user

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This is basically what I'm hoping for, user. If all 1.5 billion were coronaed it would be a net gain for humanity.

Spain last week

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>100,000 cases per day

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I still don't understand this whole patenting of biology. Even more so infectious diseases that readily mutate.

You mean kikes user

>You'd think this would be all over the world in an instant if they were THAT effective

the thing is everyone that would know about an effective cure would keep it for themselves at least for a while, because it would be sold out in an instant (kinda the case with chloroquine right now).
The other thing is that it's medicine that can be cheaply produced and is not patented. There is money to be made but not the big time money one company would make if they sold their patented product.
Also doctors and prefer to give medicine that has been tested thoroughly in studies.

Exactly, because he knows he's killing patients and lying, which is against the hypocratic oath. He's basically the forsythia guy in Contagion

NYC from a couple of days ago

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Bolsonaro is a neocon Trumptard coronavirus denialist
his followers disobeyed quarantined orders from governors, but still, governors didn't bend down to Bolsonaro.
I honestly think in terms of infection the situation is worse in America. But it's still gonna be very very bad here.

/mlp/ poster?

miss those 750 post limits

New way of life. People will want life to go back to normal but it won't. All these liberal high density solutions like mass public transportation and super dense urban area are going to start going away.

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>However, experts worry that the real number of infections could be far higher. India has one of the lowest testing rates in the world, although efforts are under way to ramp up capacity.

>There are fears that an outbreak in the country - one of the world's most densely populated - could result in a catastrophe.

>The country's economy was already in the midst of a severe slowdown before the country went into lockdown.

Based. Fuck India.

Come to America user. I have something for you.

Niggers been doing that for centuries.

Drug dealers love them, most nigger nieghboorhoods have ham guys driving around mobile getting info to keep them from poepoe.

Just cook them about two hours see what they look like. Still hard? Cook longer. Too mushy? Dont cook so long next time. Ffs learn for yourself.

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The only one?
Anything else? We live in a world where everyone has a smartphone with a camera

>daddy to countless hordes and swarms of daemons and men
>being lonely and desiring trash eldar psychic afterbirth that got spanked by khorne
I don't think you understand, user

And people were getting upset over the spring breakers. This shit in India is going to explode.

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Its against the law to film inside a hospital because of confidentiality laws

If you trust the MSM narrative then you're a tard, not Bolsonaro.

You have lofty ambitions to be human. I can respect that you lovely faggot you.

Which hospital in NYC is this?

what zombie movie is this from

Happening fags

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BillGates-19 virus.

every single person in that room will have it, guarantee. horrible protocols

No law enforcement agency got mad about these sort of websites? I mean, listening to police chatter has been around before the web but now it's getting easier for them to abuse it.

Oh boy!

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I think an user said its Queens

I second that

India is going to get to 10,000 deaths a day in a few weeks.

Google the area you think is comfy and get the county name, thats it.

>savings
>shotglass with one 20

The hospitals are extremely busy.
How's it going to look if a doc or nurse is walking around filming while people are dying? They probably don't got time for that shit.

BASED

kek
he gives one of the the cheapest meds (also not patents anymore) and it works
as for azithromycin, 1/8 mutt has taken this med once in his life.
pharma shill are seething, especially Gilead with their remdisivir

Jamaica Hospital, Queens

All doctors offices are death traps right now

German finance minister killed himself not too long ago.
He probably knew something we don't.

You wish, faggot.

It's like people have never heard of HIPPA yet we have an entire thread wondering why we don't have videos. People are idiots.

Oh no not saunders park, lions and tigers,and bears oh my.

That's a low projection, user-kun. In a couple of weeks, they're gonna get 100-200k dead per day.

>SAFE

Nobody ever said anybody was safe. in fact, ACE2 said nips will be hit the hardest. This was back in jan.

RIP

Thanks user

Every fucking noodle nigger must fucking hang.