Is Weed The Cure For CoronaChan?

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Is weed the cure? I don't know anyone who smokes weed that has it. I know people who don't smoke weed that has it. If you search Weed cure for covid-19 the first thing that comes up it says you are at a "Increased risk" if you smoke weed? Are they trying to hide it?????

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Do any of you know someone who smokes weed that has the virus?

Idk but my mom thought she had coronavirus and then we smoked some weed and that seemed to help so maybe you're right user

test this out for us user, contract the virus then start smoking heaps of weed and report back to us in 3 weeks

Alright. Going to go lick some toilet stall doors brb.

yea ittle cure coronavirus, cancer, anxiety, autism, and literally anything else!

I don't know, but i'd rather contract the corona virus than be a weedfag.

what ive been saying

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I rarely get sick, never taken flu shot, bretty good immune system, maybe take tylenol once or twice a year, also daily smoker of pot
I know im not doing my lungs any favors in the long run but overall my health has been fine throughout all this
not one of those "It CuReS CaNCeR!" maniacs but it definitely has some medical benefit as its the only thing that helps my ibs

Big if true. I smoke an ounce every week I hope you're right because I come into contact with hundreds of Asians daily due to my job

Like most hot chicks between 18 and 24, coronachan is having a stoner phase. This means shes "sexually deviant" but mostly with non stoners, which is why so many get and die from her love.
>inb4 corona is a roastie metaphor disease that should be used to redpill masses

Dudeweedlmao

Oh fuck good luck user. That sounds like a real shitty situation. I hope I'm right too.

Heh, I actually thought of the exact same thing. They're saying it's bad for you because you're making it harder for your lungs to heal if you keep smoking, but maybe vaping..?

Pothead all day err day for years, rarely get sick, don't even catch most of the shit my wife or kids have. But if I catch that shit, I'm definitely playing it safe and putting the weed down til I get better.

Is AIDS the cure for corona virus? I don't know anyone who has corona virus AND AIDS. Should we be taking pozzed loads into our assholes or is it too late?

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>Cannalogue.ca/coronavirus

Weed has anti inflammation properties which help prevent Corona.
I've been smoking weed every day and I have never been sick.

I have three roommates who do not consume THC.

I, however, gratuitously smoke weed. My blood is like 4.2% THC.

One roommate thinks he has the virus and has been in his room for two days. I will report back if I contract said virus. Until then I will continue doctors orders to consume about 400mg of THC per day.

>Am weedfag
>you would never be able to tell if I didn't inform you

Actually one of the people with Covid-19 I know is a part of my friends family who's a fag and actually has HIV. He's a bum/gay prostitute in toronto. He probably got it off of a "Client". kek.

Weed need confirmation now user.

I smoke wax daily and I haven't experienced symptoms at all.

RIP

Yes, weed cures CoronaChan and it cures AIDS too.

no moisture in mouth or sinuses = virus dries out

Are you saying I should let him cough in my face and then report back here every day for 14 days?

Truth be told I’ll be too high and forget to come back and post. Or I’ll get it and die.

rip bobanders

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I took a break because of coronavirus and I immediately caught a cold. Never again.

I know someone who works at a grocery store and smokes weed.

No symptoms

Stoners like to stay indoors. Thats the connection

I smoke weed 420 for several years now. I did it because the redpill in me turned black, and i just wanted to forget everything, smoking, the end.

Game over untill it is really game over.
Then Ill wake up.

No we just need to know in this thread today if he has it or not so we can confirm weed is not the cure and that someone who smokes weed does have covid-19

Are you saying we should spread it around that weed is the cure? even if it's not just so normies smoke weed for no reason kek.

It also hurts your lungs which is the last thing you want to do.

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That's what he sorta looks like but imagine a skinny meth junky with missing teeth,

You don't have to smoke it. You just have to get the thc. You can eat it in brownies.

yea my cousin who died during the sandy hook shooting smokes weed and has corona

>Weed has anti inflammation properties
True. I'm not some dude weeder but I do recognize it does have some medicinal properties. It contains anti-inflammatory terpenoids and activates your CB2 receptors, which inhibit inflammation.

Does your cousin enjoy being gay?

I'm also not a dude weeder and, like you, I recognise that weed has medicinal properties, like killing cancer cells.

yes

Alright you got me there.

and smoking weed means the carcinogens in tar are fucking up your lungs

two things --

doesn't smoking unironically kill everything in your airways at the time? i.e. if you smoke all the time you kill a lot of bacterial and viral infections you would otherwise get? (of course, i assume once you have an infection, smoking is only going to hurt you)

also, what about the antiinflammatory/immunosuppressant properties of weed as regards the cytokine storm/ARDS that is responsible for most of the deaths in younger people?

I don't smoke weed though. I ingested cannabis oil and it cured my cancer, bro.

>dude just smoke weed lol
>Canadian

Yeah, No

did the oil get you high? did you eat it or rub it on your body?

Weed smoker here, plus I have asthma. Apparently my chances of cashing in due to corona are high but I still think it’s a meme so I ignore it. No quarantine for me either, I goto work every day doing residential work as my job is considered essential.

I understand there's a small percentage of people who have medical problems they don't even know about. My friends brother had a complete seizure in front of us the first time he smoked weed. He has some disorder that when he comes in contact with thc it throws is body into a seizure. I think that's probably the thing that's responsible for the "Deaths in younger people". there's probably a lot that try it by themselves the first time and are found dead because there was nobody there to help them and are added to the list.

Just been reading back on this stuff, haven't read up on it in a while.

>Terpenoids accounts for the major class of secondary metabolites produced by plants. It shows defense activity against environmental stress and help to heal injuries.

>Terpenoids are derived from terpenes, which are produced by a variety of plants, particularly conifers, and by some insects. Terpenes often have a strong odor and may protect the plants that produce them by deterring herbivores and by attracting predators and parasites of herbivores.

ahhahahaahahaha he thinks the UK is gonna make it

>did the oil get you high?

No. I'm not an expert on this topic by any means, but I've heard that cannabis in oil form doesn't have the chemicals in it that makes people get 'high'. So it's purely medicinal, there's nothing recreational about it. That makes the (((global ban))) on cannabis (with a few exceptions) for the sake of preventing people from getting 'high' all the more absurd and even outright sinister. Cannabis cures covidiocy.

>Terpenes, containing a C5 isoprene unit, are the large group of natural compounds found mostly in higher plants, but also in lower invertebrates. There are approximately more than 50,000 terpenes that have been isolated from different plant species. Terpenes, composed of isoprene units (C5H8), play a variety of vital roles in plant species, including growth and development and defense against herbivores and environmental stress [8]. Terpenes possess a great variety of biological activities as antimicrobial, against cancer, malaria, and anti-inflammatory effects in acute and chronic inflammatory conditions like chronic obstructive pulmonary disease and osteoarthritis

>MUH WEED CURES EVERYTHING
Stonerfags need the gas.

>You don't have to smoke it. You just have to get the thc. You can eat it in brownies.

i switched to mostly liquid a few weeks ago

>smoke tons of weed
>get protective layer of gunk around lungs
>coronachan can’t into lungs
>wtf.jpg
>go down to tummy area
>get shit out
That’s how you beat the slut known as coronachan

>I've heard that cannabis in oil form doesn't have the chemicals in it that makes people get 'high'.
I had heard the same but when Tommy Chong went on joe rogan he said the cannabis oil he used to treat himself got him high. Cannabis oil here is illegal as far as I'm aware. Hemp oil is legal but that doesnt have the same effect does it?

For some reason Ive been smoking a lot more. Ill listen to my body..

>The hemp plant contains over 450 different substances, only three of which are responsible for its intoxicating effect. They activate the two receptors in the body CB1 and CB2. Whilst the CB1 receptor in the central nervous system influences perception, the CB2 receptor in the tissue plays a crucial role in inhibiting inflammation. If the receptor is activated, the cell releases fewer pro-inflammatory signal substances, or cytokines. The scientists have now discovered that the substance beta-carophyllene, which composes between 12 and 35 percent of the cannabis plant’s essential oil, activates the CB2 receptor selectively.

>The results are encouraging for the prevention or treatment of ailments in which the CB2 receptor plays a positive role. However, Gertsch explains that we are still very much in the early stages on that score. That said, the scientist can conceive that some day the compound will not only help heal certain forms of inflammation, but also be instrumental in treating chronic illnesses, such as liver cirrhosis, Morbus Crohn, osteoarthritis and arteriosclerosis. In all of these diseases, the CB2 receptor and the associated endocannabinoid system play a crucial role.
sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/07/080720222549.htm

>Hemp oil is legal but that doesnt have the same effect does it?

I thought cannabis oil and hemp oil were the same thing? Told you I was not an expert.

In this specific case it actually is a good preventative against Corona.
You faggot zoomer.

know a girl who smokes and had it. was cured though, no major thing for her

>In this specific case it actually is a good preventative against Corona.

I'm sure it is. Zoomtards ought to stop blindly dismissing the genuinely medicinal properties of cannabis with their shitty 'dude weed lmao! XD' meme.

>smoking
ignorant niggers
vaporize or die

>Big if true. I smoke an ounce every week I hope you're right because I come into contact with hundreds of Asians daily due to my job
How the fuck do you smoke an ounce a week?

i smoked weed daily and died of covid19 in the most horrible way possible. weed definitely makes covid19 worse.

>because I come into contact with hundreds of Asians daily due to my job

Where do you work? A shop selling rat meat?

Hemp oil contains minimal THC (non detectable) so doesnt get you high. Cannabis oil has higher THC and contains different molecules, I think more terpenes
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>Seething boomer mad his alcohol and opiods wont save him

Thanks for the explanation, Britbro.