/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2693

► Detected: 683,537 (+20,457) ► Died: 32,139 (+1,282)

— 3.8 billion people put under lockdown —
— 202 countries and territories infected —
— 74% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —
— 2,058 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Police in the Philippines put lockdown violators in dog cages
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Christian pastor who said pandemic was 'mass hysteria' dies from the virus
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ILI detection rates go off the chart in Ireland
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NY police has 700 cases, 12% of the workforce out sick
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10% of Wuhan cases get reinfected after "recovery"
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>RESEARCH
45 doctors have died in Italy during the outbreak
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Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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12% of deaths in Italy had no previous conditions
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Patients remain on ICU for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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>REMINDER
China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
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Most deaths go unreported, Italian mayor says
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CDC approvals delay testing in New York
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China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
11:36: 61 new cases and 6 new deaths in India.
11:29: 308 new cases and 4 new deaths in Romania.
11:12: 163 new cases and 7 new deaths in Switzerland.
11:05: 130 new cases and 12 new deaths in Indonesia.
11:02: 150 new cases and 7 new deaths in Malaysia.
10:50: 1,702 new cases and 78 new deaths in Belgium.

>MORE
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Haha u think viruses are real? I bet u believe everything the media tells u

Hey guys hear me out. The flu pandemic from 2009 had 18337 confirmed deaths but the real number was estimated to be between 150000 and 575000 so let's use the mean, 362500.
If we divide the number of confirmed deaths by that estimate we get 0.05058, which is a 5%.
That means that by the end of the pandemic, only 5% of the total deaths were confirmed.
If the conditions for this one were the same, the current 32144 deaths should be only a 5% of the real scenario, 635508 casualties

Godspeed corona chan!

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FIRST FOR FUCK NIGGERS

Fuck, last thread:

Who was the patient 0 ?

SPAIN AND ITALY ALL "HALF" OF THE WORLD DEATHS BY CORONAVIRUS IN THE WORLD

>elespanol.com/espana/20200329/espana-italia-suponen-mitad-muertos-mundo-coronavirus/478452410_0.html

>"Stress is a normal psychological response triggered during situations that are perceived as being "uncommon" in accords with our usual daily routines. This being a normal response, first step in managing it properly is to not discard these stressful reactions as being something that "we shouldn't be feeling."
>"On contrary, stress can help us mobilize ourselves and can even determine us to take a step further in protecting ourselves. (to wash our hands once more, to wear face masks, etc.)
>"Also, it's important to not let the stress overwhelm us. It's important to be aware of the fact that we are stressed as well."

>"Sometimes we tend to deny our current level of stress, however, through observation and by being aware of how we're feeling and act when we are stressed, we can create a clearer image in our head about what things we can improve."
>"Indicators of stress to look for: worrying, focus loss, constant mood changes, irritability, difficulties being relaxed, insomnia or hypersomnia, feeling overwhelmed or as if you're lacking in strength/power, difficulty making choices. and so on."

This is literally saying fucking nothing useful aside reciting a bunch of shit off Wikipedia. This is legit filthy, what the fuck.
Hoping it makes sense though, some of this shit didn't even make sense to ME while I was trying to translate it.

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...

>The outbreak condition in Indianapolis has worsened to CRITICAL. Medical facility at Indiana Convention Center is at 210% capacity.
Source: indystar.com

Did Brazil have a civil war yet?

I just hope it gets rid of the poor, boomers, and foreigners

Why are the english dying so much?

1 death today in scotland
190 in england

Is this further proof of the superiority of the Gael over the Saxon

Dr. FAUCI CALLING OUT THE COVERUPS OF CORONAVIRUS DEATH

BILL BTFO

Soon.

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A chinese gentleman named Ah Choo

lazy op didn't update numbers

Witnessreport from largest Hospital in southern Germany, City of Mannheim:
8 corona virus patients, 4 in ICU of whom 2 are imported from France.
wow. source: my mom, she works there.

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here's your infected pizzas keep up the good work

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These propaganda threads sure are great. Haha.
Anyway I went for a nice walk the other day. Cops didn't do anything as they drove by.

put the happening

I'm the bag

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Link for people

>vaccine any day now

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Friends, Mutts, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Fauci, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Fauci. The noble Trump
Hath told you Fauci was cautious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Fauci answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Trump and the rest–
For Trump is an intelligent man;
So are they all, all intelligent men–
Come I to speak in Fauci’s funeral.
He was my advisor, smart and just to me:
But Trump says he was cautious;
And Trump is an intelligent man.
He hath brought many masks home to NewYork
Whose PPE did the general hospitals fill:
Did this in Fauci seem cautious?
When that the poor have coughed, Fauci hath preped:
Caution should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Trump says he was cautious;
And Trump is an intelligen man.
You all did see that on the Livestream
I thrice presented him a hazmat gown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this caution?
Yet Trump says he was cautious;
And, sure, he is an intelligent man.
I speak not to disprove what Trump spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did listen to him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to follow him?
O judgment! thou art fled to wallstreet beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My mask is in the coffin there with Fauci,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

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Guys, stop scrolling for a second and read this please.
Have you ever seen one single amerimutt who died of Corona-chan? No. Never. No such thing. Corona-chan ravages Italy, people are dropping dead in Russia, China is a ghost country... But zero proven deaths in USA? There's a reason for that
They surely faked statistics to make it look like they have some infected and dead so it would not be so suspicious. It's a global biowar, lads. Led and engineered by mutts and their masters in Tel-Aviv.

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people and 1 million of russian pigdogs already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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They are joining the eternal Herd

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I haven't had a pizza in years.

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we're being lied to

This is why Trump is reluctant to take the drastic measures others have - he knows its a scam

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Bolso will probably be hanged at the end this shitfest

Marshall Law

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>ZERO DEATH IN VIETNAM
>INFECTED NUMBER BARELY CROSS 300
NOTHING BURGER
NOTHING BURGER

Of course, most of those deaths are in China.

MARSHALL LAW WHEN?!?!?!!??

Gentlemen
How do we cure diarrhea?

sooo.....june the travel restrictions will be gone and restaurants will open? even the biggest whiners like deblasio say open by june at the latest

I feel like they will get better at treating this nothingburger and we will move on. normies won't stay indoors later than june 01, if that

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Also the post below this one is Japanese and full of propaganda or meme value! WOW!

Reminder that nothingburger fags are scared normies who couldn't even afford rice

Bros how can coronachan reach astronauts and nuclear sub crews? Time to make her really mobile.

congratz

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But why are Scots and Irish so resilient against it. Even the welsh to an extent although they have been saxoned!

That's still lowballing it massively because we know for a fact that China didn't report even 1/10th of their deaths as confirmed.

hero

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This is Chinas decade. Sorry you cant handle a little disease white boy. We will take your lands and your women.

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I spent all night preventing some asshole from making the Corona Hulk go apeshit, give me a break.

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i think population density is very important and it's also important to see the numbers of infected (confirmed cases) as the numbers of how many test are done/day/total

to add is, that numbers get faked often (like germany i guess)

It's Martial you retarded faggots

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Oh UK. You are going to feel this "Maybe it's ending" events numerous times for a long long time.

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baltimore.cbslocal.com/2020/03/29/coronavirus-latest-1239-covid-19-cases-in-maryland/
over 300+ in one day

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buttplugs!

Michael gove said possibly September here

it's gonna be worse, because the 2009 flu didn't overflow the hospital. meaning, people would could have live will die because of the lack of medical attention, even if the don't catch corona. they wont appear in the immediate stats but expect an abnormal number of people dying of unrelated sickness.

Based

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It's actually marital law you pleb.

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I'm sorry Saxon friend but I cant help but see this as another great victory for Gael over the Saxon scum

Jokes on you I don't have a woman, I own land the size of all dicks in china put together however.

disgusting

Less Muslims. Seriously, this virus is ravaging their communities hard

I was talking with my cat about Coronachan and he said go on cvg and tell the Anons this: "Niggers are filthy creatures!" He's so wise, I'm giving home some deenz in olive oil.

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thanks fren

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White "women"

Kek.

I warned you.

You didn't listen.

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At this rate of acceleration she will get them soon.

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Yea, that's kinda what we knew lol, all of those articles are to calm they goy

give us about 3 weeks and we will be top 3, cap this

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Why haven't you donated to his gofundme?

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>youtube.com/watch?v=N2-oqXC2ZnM
>youtu.be/wJlWrJ5JQNE
>youtu.be/UECFNbJpcow
>youtube.com/watch?v=AVGV3VFexdg&feature=youtu.be&t=150
>youtube.com/watch?v=kamZlRikarU&feature=youtu.be&t=217
>Empty hospitals in Italy
>youtube.com/watch?v=VU-79l52oDo
>Empty hospitals in the US
>youtube.com/watch?v=N94T_nKMKM4
>youtube.com/watch?v=Y9hVrg6zXVc
>Empty hospitals in Berlin
>youtube.com/watch?v=hsWY5NMuCPg
>Empty hospitals in Spain
>youtube.com/watch?v=WVTBabRLJ-U
>Chinese calling out the outbreak as fake
>youtube.com/watch?v=Yo81j6o97Z4

>No lines, no overwhelmed hospitals, no panic, no military, no bodies, no 'makeshift morgues'
Can someone explain what the fuck is going on?

...
It's a trick for ID chips and other stuff, isn't ?

FAKE
VIRUS
VACCINES
DON'T WORK
ON
VIRUSES

>when you have been a NEET for the last 5 years so you don't need shitty guides for normies

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YOU
JUST
KNOW

>implying our governments will report death until thing escalte out of control
I bet you didn't know there is someone died in quarantine area with pneumonia yet tested negative with Corona

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777 and all chinks will be dead soon.

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LOMBARDY NUMBERS ARE IN!
>LOMBARDY NUMBERS ARE IN!
LOMBARDY NUMBERS ARE IN!
>LOMBARDY NUMBERS ARE IN!

>1.592 NEW CASES (tot: 41.007)
>416 NEW DEATHS (tot: 6.360)
>293 new recovered (tot: 9.255)

HAPPENING CANCELLED EVERYONE!
LOMBARDY PLATEAU'D!
CURVE IS FLATTENING!
PACK IT UP, IT'S FUCKING OVER
EVERYTHING WILL BE OPEN IN A FEW DAYS!

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Yeah man, the NWO is going to kidnap us and sell our organs to the Rotschilds.

I'm a recluse hiki and this fucking corona lock down stay at home bull is starting to freak me out.

How many yesterday?

In that case it's nice of them to create this hoax and give millions of people months of paid holidays.

>Why haven't you donated to his gofundme?
because I only save dying men during work hours

I feel like you guys should get a heads up on this, India is basically way more fucked than other country right now.
>govt gave their citizens a 4hr lockdown window (yes 4 hours)
>people continuing to mix normally as if nothing is happening
>quarantine is basically nonexistent, the videos of police beating people are just to show the rest of the world the govt has things "in control"
>outbreak in India is gonna be in the 10s of millions by this time next week
Screencap dis
BTW I saw it being reported on Sky News earlier. India is done. Superpower status: denied by Corona-chan.

In infected:
UK has by now same scale rate as France
Germany has by now same scale rate as Italy
Spain has by now +20,000 infected more than Italy at same day counting

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share a slice of pidser?

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Rolling.

That's one country finished, only 193 left

Meanwhile, the hospital is actually empty

I hope so italanon I heard its going pear shaped socially in the south there

Yes, there are a lot of schizos, and they have access to the internet.

>guy tries to break into quarantined ICU
>gets thrown out
>SEE THIS PROVES IT'S FAKE

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!

finally some good news user

You mean like last time you've said?

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Why?

What were the previous numbers?
Happening not cancelled though

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And what's the bad news?

Just like it flattened 5 days ago when there were under 2000 cases and then it jumped above 2000 again, right?

Truth

Underrated.
Spain's downfall will be postponed.

Deliberately. How they didnt know it would cause a mass crush of poor people. They want them dead. Same as Kahn did on the tube

it doesn't matter what it is we are talking about
us bros always want to be number 1
euros always a loser

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Lol. Tannerite will solve my problem with you in minecraft

I JUST DONT KNOW ANYMORE
ITS ALL FUCKING RETARDED

Bioweapon virologists should design SARS-CoV-3 with pic related as a carrier. Coronachan MUST conquer the solar system.

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>no source
>google it
>completely fake
>people will still believe this

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Post china stuff

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It's spreading uncontrolled in South Italy right now.

Same, I get neurotic because I can get the virus anytime for the last time before I went outside because shopping before the quarantine or when family arrive from shopping.
I live in constant headache thinking if I can get the virus or not. And this fucking goverment don't do tests to everybodyb ecause they are retards who didn't get test to begin with not even ones working right godfuckingdammit

I don't recall saying there was any

K. Go outside then.

Based Ivan, keep up the good work

Trust me bro, the military is here to take away our rights and freedoms. There is no infection. I know better than anyone. This is a plot by the Demoncrats to remove God Emperor Trump.

thanks fren

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What if those Taiwan reported numbers that I called fake every time they were posted were true? Does anyone have them? It was from Jan or early Feb so it seemed unreal to see numbers so high

based insider pastanon

you're all being played.
it literally just a flu.
now install the tracking app on your handy!
approve of unlimited money printing!
break up the demonstration!
bill gates has nothing to do with this!

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oh wow good news for Italy enjoy the optimism

I'm happy to stay home but theres no fucking delivery slots for anywhere

M A R S H A L L L A W

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imagine sticking your dick in its hole and it just starts sucking on it haha

1000 less than yesterday

Whatever you believe user

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>i hope so
utter faggot

my model predicts 156 000 cases in the US by the end of today (gmt time)
let's see how it compares to reality

This but imagine how freaked out are the normies is what I was saying.

imagine how dumb you'd have to be to own a cell phone

CHINA BTFO

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Not every hospital in all of these countries are full how is that hard for people to understand.
The hospital near me sends everyone with possible Corona-chan to a different hospital because they're not equipped for it so they're basically empty.

bat soup

One day there will be a pandemic...

>Month one: Hospitals will reach capacity, panic will strike.
>Month two: Quarantine zones will be established, resources will be rationed, transport will go into lockdown.
>Month three: International trade will stop, the oil will dry up, the stock market will collapse.
>Month four: The power will fail, the shelves will be empty, the taps will run dry. Once hunger and despair takes hold people will do anything for survival.
>Month five: Everyone will be a potential threat.

They said it was just a flu, but it turned out to be something else entirely.

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>tfw no wife to engage in marital law with

My two remaining grandparents have both recovered from corona-chan, couldnt be any more happy, they lucked the fuck out.
Seems the viral load was really low and they might have gotten mild strain, granpa had pneumonia but is starting to feel better and grandma needed some breathing assistance but now is fine
Life sometimes isnt that much of a cunt
We can make it out of this

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he can't keep getting away with it

that would be so gross haha

Cover Lombardy in napalm.

You dont hope Italy's numbers go down?
I wonder what colour your dad is

If you found out you had it what will you do then?

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they refuse to learn

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ok boomer

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Anarchy soon

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coperino

His silly fucking fault for believing them, not lurking Yas Forums and sucking off huawei

>dude race lmao
Why would I want them to go down anywhere? Upset someone doesn't suck dick like you?

let's hope so pastabro. Stay strong